₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
the "silliest" thing a guy has ever done is giving his girlfriend the life jacket and staying in the cold deep sea.

My girlfriend: Baby, i am feeling so cold, can you give me your life jacket?

Me: Hell NO!!! Swirry, this aren't titanic and my name is definitly not JACK

. True, i d 4 bar oneday, one guy carry his babe waka come. D gul come say cold d catch am, d guy gave her his sweater nd go houz go bring anoda one.

D suya part, me self no go try cos i go chop pass. Lol

Nice one OP, but where is my own shear

ROZZAYY:
Sis u mean?
Ashley madueke acted in the season movie 'the revenge' her fada is ibo but she lived and grew up dere.

k sis, got 2 check dat out

ROZZAYY:
Hmmmm interesting. The one I loved most was wen I heard ashley in 'the revenge' is from ibo and b4 I knew, watching d series I always linked her to naija, d babe to get ibo sense chai!

Who is ashley bro.

fr3do:
Bishop Jakes is an Igbo man

He is my brother.

Good development, keep it up. But wait, OP i tot it is supposed 2 be launched 2moro. Ha ha ha

Rushes 2 tailors shop, take dis 3k nd get me a nice senator. Why would i waste such money on a cloth. Well she has d money, spend it while u can.

1st jenuary of dis year, after returning from 31st night by 2am in d morning, i eat egusi soup nd akpu. Dat one can serve.

Happy aids day, happy new month, thank God i made it dis far. OP i'm negative.

Wheather hausa, igbo or yoruba, they should increas d value of NAIRA

WhiteTyre:
Sorry everyone. I have not abandoned you, lectures have been taking my time.
Correction: It's cow's hides, not 'cow's skin', that is ponmo.
Meanwhile, if you have ponmo there, send it to me, make I chop small.

OP, i think na u say make we no eat am.

Cos they are foolish

B hv been dia digging his grave, once d stone start rollin, it wil go 2 d bt wil nt harm him due to d stone at d oda end is nt at equilibruim wit it, making d stone 2 hit on d wedge nd it wil go 2 d stone at d oda end causing it 2 crush d wall nd kill B.

Is dat so, wel gud news. But i pray they won't start again.

LONGFELLOW02:
This Olutola88 like salary work too much. You dn't even think of hw to establish yourself.

All u're after is company that pay big money. . .

Do u knw maybe he owns a company

My head is already swelling. Proud 2 be Naigerian

They are really trying, but since independent day, we have been depending on generator.

If you expect the world to be fair with u because you are fair with them you are fooling yourself. It is true it once happend to me

Jst passing. I am hungry, i wan go cook.

Dat is gud news. Naija millitary keep it up

True, Aba shoe get quality, i worked there once. God bless Aba boys

Intresting story, anoda hollywood stunt