Once your backside is big, am sorry for you.

klam: First nd foremost: God fearing(good christian). 2. Handsome nd presentable. 3. Dat can do dat tin...en u no now(very active on bed) a man without dat,hes incomplete.

She has to be god-fearing.

She has to be humble.

She has to be beautiful(average height, moderate bosom and big backside).

Nwa Teacher: How can u terrorize me in my own land. This thing can't happen in Igbo land. Yoruba's don't say i said ur cowards

Nwa Teacher, how far?

engrfcuksmtin: The villagers should get fire arms and traps, kil as many of their animals then the fulanis will definately desert thier community they value their cows more than human live. Similar case hapened in Ijumu LGA in Kogi State the villagers practically slaughtered all the fulani's cow and they ran away.

Just get a gun and chop enuf of their meat. Mtscheew.....

Lasinoh: Ashawo ALAYE gospel singers! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!

Omo, what kinda gospel are you talking about

I sympathize with the guy.

toprealman: This is one of the major issues I have with nairaland. A Yoruba fella commits a crime, guess what the headline will be..... A Nigerian has been sentenced for bla bla bla. When an ibo man or someone from other ethnic groups commits same crime, the headline reads thus: Ibo man/ Hausa man sentenced for bla bla bla! Some people in nairaland high places are trying to be more catholic than the pope which is unfathomable.

They will ban you oo. Am warning you ooo. Heeeii....everybody is hearing me.

What of so many

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Nigeria has a long way to go.

ehie: Ajayi, 31, who is an overstayer in Britain, looked blank and and showed no outward emotions as he was handed the sentence. As if resigned to fate, he walked sheepishly behind one of the two female security guards who led him out of Courtroom 20, where his fate was sealed .
He looked blank because he didnt feel he had done anything wrong

No, because he will be eating free food for the next 6 and 1/2 years.

I saw the topic, i knew the content before reading.

There are so many of them in UK speaking their native language. Get a life. Crime does not pay.

Oya ban me.

koruji: Even SATAN is blushing at such audacity!!!

If am a rep, i will resign in shame to protest this stupidity.

Thieves in high places.

The law is meant for the poor and politically unaffiliated masses.

slap1: Must your replies be in this bland, dramatized form? It's becoming boring, honestly!

Leave redmosquito before we ask him to bite you now.

Kolade9: u ppls shld nt kills yourslf on a names.

You have started it agains. Heei, i will ask you for ur first leavings cerfiticates.

Wallie:

I’m happy that you got the chance to study with Americans through your exchange program but the preference of one or two Americans does not automatically equate to that of the country.

Just so you know, studying law in SA or almost any other course for that matter, is almost guaranteed to send you to the back of the undergraduate line if you want to work in the US professionally. SA trained lawyers? Do they exist outside SA boarders?

Lastly, when and if you finish your apprenticeship you might get the wherewithal and standing to question me but for now, I can only communicate with your “white” masters and I’m a BLACK (Nigerian)! My firm actually represents some SA companies in patent litigation here in the US.

I know you find it hard to believe that blacks can be at par with whites but you might want to take a trip to the US to see for yourself, if you can get a visa!

Abeg, all these certificate fighters. E don do. Hehehe.

See if i get money pass two of una wey dey fight, dem go hear my name pass.

pretty_boi: Lazy people always hate on tycoons. That's a fact. Let's be honest Dangote is a super-talented entrepreneur so he deserves his wealth.

That guy is highly talented. I have read some comments from him even on facebook. He sees what many people do not see. I pity those who hate on him.

Msauza: . My dear friend, let me first start to introduce myself accordingly. I am a Nigerian/South African born of a SA mother and Nigerian father. I have two degrees in my name, being, BA (politics with economics and law) obtained from Potchefstroom University and was credited with my law modules by Wits University to study law further, wherein I successfully completed my LLB in 2010, after three years of academic study. My father is a prof in one of the most reputable universities in SA and he specialises in Economics and Public Administration and also holds MBA. I come from academic family and am well educated than you can ever imagine. I am currently serving my articles as an candidate attorney under a well experienced group of white attorneys. I find it very difficult that you undermined my intelligence by suggesting that I do not know how Forbes Mag works. Look at my comments above, where I highlighted something about Nicky Oppenheimer's assets. Forbes evaluates people by means of their assets, not a cash in their bank accounts. What a desperate underestimate of a person!!! Forbes is the subject of the west to fool us. I repeat, Dangote is not a richest man in Africa, this is a cooked propaganda the west devised after were confronted with many questions as to why whites SA always tops the list of Forbes Africa's richest. That was the loophole by the west of mistakenly giving concrete evidence to the world that Africa,s economy is in the hands of white monopoly capital. The issue of this magazine was suddenly suspended without further notice as it was polarising the society. If you want to know more come to me.

Oga, educate them. When i see an intelligent person, i know, even though i dont like too much certificates, i know where money is and can find it.

They took to bashing you without understanding your line of reasoning. Sorry, many of them are typing with prediction settings on their phones. Even thought settings..... Hehehe.

pretty_boi:
Then what is the epitome of success? I guess it's "staying on nairaland & hating on people's success like most Nigerians do right?" This man didn't choose to monopolize the Nigerian market rather the Nigerians chose to make him monopolize the sector. While Nigerians like you didnt/don't believe in your country, the man was/is working hard to come up with commodities that the average Nigerian can't do without. If that isn't being business-smart, then I don't know what it is. Where are the other Nigerians that have money.? Why haven't they been able to break into the monopoly like people like Dangote, Adenuga, & the Innoson chairman etc?
1. They are either not business -smart or they are lazying about & waiting to steal government money.
2. They don't believe in Nigeria or the Nigerian market.
3. They lack innovation.
Even on here on Nairaland, many people have bad-mouthed Innoson motors & said they won't ever buy a car made in Nigeria. Well guess what? That doesn't change the c. e. o's ambitions & when in a few years he's being tagged as one of the richest men, lazy Nigerians as always would accuse him of being a thief who has monopolized the Nigerian market.

I love your comment. I was travelling with a guy in my car to Onitsha, we saw the Innoson hummer bus. The guy talked down on the bus. I smiled in my mind. He said the bus was plastic and lacked quality. I reminded him that Innoson started with producing motorcycles and that they were of best quality and i wont expect his vehicles to be of lesser quality. Your comment reminds me that this guy in question was actually busy begging me to buy him a bus to ply as a transporter.

Dont mind lazy people. Their mouth dey bad pass. Laziness is not of strenght but weakness of the mind.

ehie: Crab in the basket syndrome,
It describes a way of thinking best described by the phrase "if I can't have it, neither can you."

The metaphor refers to a pot of crabs. Individually, the crabs could easily escape from the pot, but instead, they grab at each other in a useless "king of the hill" competition which prevents any from escaping and ensures their collective demise.

So u want Dangote to sit on nairaland day and night and be complaining with u?

See ur life...-

I hate people commenting when they lack understanding of a subject.

Msuazi is saying that Openheimer(a white south african) has a company worth up to 38 billion dollars and she is into mining precious stones in south africa. Forbes is trying to conceal her wealth since she is from the west and that money belonging to her actually belongs to the west. Western politics wont like Forbes to expose them as prying on Africa's natural resources.

maka l: First to comment....
I go mari Aliko,anyday,anytime....
Pls connect me if u know him...
I don't mind being his 50th wife o

Would you mind being h(i)s har.lot Are you okay with that






Idiotta

Msauza: . This is a scam by the west. I still do not believe that Aliko Dangote tops the list of africa's richest men. In the past a lot has been said about africa agenda of promoting the interests of white people, especially those based in south africa. Not long ago Nicky Oppenheimer was the richest and even doubled Aliko Dangote's wealth. Nicky is the chair and owner of DE BEERS (Diamonds Mining Company) estimated @ the net worth over $38 Billion and ever since Forbes was influenced by African politics they offloaded the inclusion of DE BEERS properties in Nicky's assets. In media Dangote is put on the map and in reality it tells the different story. Do not be fooled by anything that has been written on Forbes magazine, well, it gives light in some way, but is not reliable. The stats on this magazine can be hugely distorted and interfered with by politics, especially of the western to fool a black people that africa's economy is in their hands and not that of the western who are based in africa, looting our natural resources. Forbes is in the mission of diverting our focus away from reality by means of propaganda. Dangote's face is being used as a front by the Forbes, tell me how will it ever happen on earth that this noble man, whose profit is mainly generated from cement and flour (which is now sold to SA white owned food company TIGER BRANDS) overtake Nicky in just a year and half and even went on further to double his wealth in just two years. Something does not add up, in fact, something is fishy here. All this happened after the former ANCYL president Julius Malema started pushing for NATIONALISATION OF MINES in south africa and AFRICAN AGENDA that the following year statistics of Forbes changed dramatically. Is this a move by Forbes to shut us up and stop us from asking rhetorical questions about the wealth of white people in africa, particularly SA, who are making fortune in mining Gold, Diamonds and Platinum.

Your post is an eye opener. Are u a native in South Africa

uncle u: This is certainly not the best of times for Mr Wale Babalakin. The most likely thing here is that he is threatening to take the government to court for cancelling the Lagos~ Ibadan road contract. This might be a way of scaring him to death.
I think he should settle with the government because I see this as GEJ's way of getting back at Obasanjo.Watching him respond to the Odi incident the way he did during the chat, its obvious he is no longer scared of Obasanjo. He seems to have lost all respect he has for Obasanjo.
Mr Babalakin should not allow himself to be used to show us who is in charge. He should beg them. This is the same advice I gave Mr Ifeanyi Uba of capital oil some weeks back.

And what did Ifeanyi Uba say in response. Yarn me....








Hehehehe....see advisor and solicitor

alaoeri:
Why on earth 'll u pity a crook? abeg make the guy face the consequences of his deeds.

Mumu like you. Must you talk because you have a phone with megabyte in it Do you know who is Wale Babalakin Who handled the last job done on Murtala Mohammed Airport Wasn't it Bi-courtney. They over saddled this guy with so many contracts that he went ahead to accept the Lagos-Ibadan expressway in which the govt wont raise a dime to fix. Where in the world will Wale Babalakin raise something like $ 3-4 billion dollars from to fix the massive road for a govt that is busy stealing public funds and want to pass their responsibility to another. Which Nigerian bank can give 4billion dollars as loan to one company I doubt that even Dangote can fix such a road and then depend on toll gates for the next 25years to pay the banks and make his profit. What kind of wicked contract is that

Now that he has fallen out of their favour, they remember that there is a man called Ibori that he did business with in the 18thcentury. EFCC is just a witch-hunting dog.

vislabraye: Also high level of oestrogen helps brightens the skin.

Women who are pregnant and those who have active sex life have very radiant skin.
If you doubt me, just find out.

Teacher, take am easy.

We know, but we no go agree with you.

Valiantvaliant: Does this cure or at least prevent Pimpus, Exima and stretch marks?

You need Clotrimazole(anti-fungi) to cure eczema. You need neomedrol to ban pimples. I do not know the cure for stretch marks.

emyibe: what are the sources of vitamin k

You can source vitamin K from Kunu, Wara, Zobo, garri soaked with groundnut(fried with the hub), shaki, efo oriro to mention but a few.

akintun: These are serious allegations against d governor, and it should be investigated by EFCC. We know say dey no go investigate jack. I wonder where d labour leaders are when dey are most needed.

Labour has ceased to exist since my dear comrade became a governor.

ochallo: and they think it would be well with the marriage and the child. people are daily heaping curses and insults upon themselves and they don't even know it. The funny thing is that most people including the fired man may do the same thing or even worse if they were in his shoes because the average Nigerian IQ is 69 , for those in the North it is just a little above 20.

hehehehe. I dont want to talk to avoid being banned.

Laughing in swahili...

Moreover f**k the wicked thieves in power.

malc619: Abeg make I hear word!!!

When e reach FACROOK, them nor do anything. The law dey only catch poor man....

Nah true bro. If dem catch a senator; what am i even saying, they wont have the balls to search a senator/rep. at a nigerian airport. Who born the immigration/custom official So such people are free to travel with $1m if they want to.

flanrey: MTN, what shall it profit you to keep deceiving Nigerians? We already know you're stingy to a fault hence we've resigned to fate.
Why is MTN struggling so hard to make us believe a very obvious lie?

Thesame MTN came with the win 'Hyundai ix35' promo where they were supposed to give out 1unit each day. Fellow Nigerians, Did you see anybody that won a unit of the car in that promo?

I was seeing that MTN hyundai ix35 for my area of recent but i no sabi who the user be.

mbulela: something smells fishy here.

Nah crayfish be that...

Gladys Ebube Essien GARRIcks...

mko abiola:
Lol
Who knws ?
God knws beta.
Lol.laf don tear my trouser.

Chei, see ur captain, dangling with low self esteem.

PortHarcourtBoy: I bet you say as night reach, this man dey stroll go one Mamaput to tidy Ewedu and Amala with 4 extra Shaki and Kpormor

Me too they suspect say the man dey chop for night.