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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ex-banker On Hunger Strike Over Terminal Benefits by donotbanme1: 1:39pm On Nov 21, 2012
Ujujoan: The guy just wants to die for nothing!

The man is right. They should pay his benefits. Even the recapitalized banks sack people these days without paying any benefits. The system is a mess.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ex-banker On Hunger Strike Over Terminal Benefits by donotbanme1: 1:34pm On Nov 21, 2012
virtuoso01: This is not funny.

The FG should seriously do something about helping these people.

Working for a bank is like working for the devil. He pays you while the job lasts after which you are seriously on your own.

That is why people should be innovative and think outside the box. What is your plan B if A fails today?
Religion / Re: The Act Of 'giving To God' As Explained By Pastor E. A. Adeboye by donotbanme1: 12:05pm On Nov 21, 2012
acidtalk: And all you do with the seed is to buy Private jets and build universities.


Greedy and deceitful men using the name of God to lie.

Nna mehn, am getting seriously ashamed of what am hearing form some pastors these days. I stayed away from one such place for 2 weeks/sundays and the pastor called me on phone why i never show for church.

When i went back last weekend, he had changed his sermon to something more spiritual. I come tell myself, so this man knows what he is doing
Religion / Re: The Act Of 'giving To God' As Explained By Pastor E. A. Adeboye by donotbanme1: 12:00pm On Nov 21, 2012
I doubt this write up but if true, things are no longer at ease.

What of the woman with a penny whom Jesus referred to as the highest giver because out of her poverty she gave all she had
Phones / Re: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by donotbanme1: 11:29am On Nov 21, 2012
Truckpusher: Does it really make any difference? when they will simply turn around and technically take it back.

True. When Etisalat 100mb was N1k, it lasted long. Now N1k gets you 260mb yet it rushes and finishes like pure water.

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TV/Movies / Re: Unnecessary Screaming And Shouting In Nollywood Movies by donotbanme1: 11:25am On Nov 21, 2012
fittty: Do they even act?

They just play around and get paid for ''akpakoro''.

I watched a movie where Jim Iyke went half naked with saggy jeans and was kissing/romancing one chubby ghanaian actress on singlets. I just told myself ''WTF''. So dirty and meaningless.
TV/Movies / Re: Unnecessary Screaming And Shouting In Nollywood Movies by donotbanme1: 11:19am On Nov 21, 2012
ehie: there was one director,the one that produced Mama Gee and One Dollar,i think his name was issac moses or so,he was hilarious,i wonder where he is now-

Kingsley Ogoro productions are wonderful.

Alot of the current producers and directors are mediocres.
Religion / Re: Gold And Silver Lead People To Hell by donotbanme1: 11:13am On Nov 21, 2012
fortran12: So God actually hates gold? yet heavens streets are paved with gold - Rev 21:21

Do you know that some people worship gold and diamonds The children of Isreal were asked to remove their ornaments because they worshipped them. Some women worship their beauty forgetting the creator of such beauty. This may be the reason God hates those things if the poster is right.

I know some ladies that can go hungry in order to use their last coin to beautify their looks.
Religion / Re: Gold And Silver Lead People To Hell by donotbanme1: 11:09am On Nov 21, 2012
puskin: A long time since I heard such arrant nonsense.

What has the OP been smoking of recent??

Cow dung wrapped in banana leaves...
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates 80th Wedding Anniversary, Shares Secrets To Lasting Marriage by donotbanme1: 10:49am On Nov 21, 2012
Long life and marital bliss is my portion. Amen
Phones / Re: Whats The Longest Time You've Spent On A Phone Call? by donotbanme1: 10:44am On Nov 21, 2012
wildorchid: I was on the phone for forty minutes yesterday, thats the longest i've ever spent. whats yours?

90minutes
Family / Re: Couple Celebrates 80th Wedding Anniversary, Shares Secrets To Lasting Marriage by donotbanme1: 10:40am On Nov 21, 2012
401kk: Feminists won't like this news.

hahahaha in swahili
Politics / Re: Nigerian Economy Not Growing - Sanusi by donotbanme1: 10:18am On Nov 21, 2012
The 4th quarter of this year is witnessing the worst economic situation of 2012. Hoping that first quarter 2013, things will pick up.
Phones / Re: Glo Launches 'Glo Bolt' Super-fast Internet Modem by donotbanme1: 10:04am On Nov 21, 2012
EdesonNews: good innovation from glo. i will buy the modem, it's just N3,500 only

Follow follow.

The fastest internet modem in Nigeria is on the Etisalat network. Dont be deceived and it is always up. Down time is rare. MTN na wayo for browsing. I no trust glo either. Dont know about Airtel.
Career / Re: Nigerian Statisticians/Analysts Forum by donotbanme1: 9:56am On Nov 21, 2012
Jilo83: The problem with nigeria is that we don't have adequate Data management. Yesterday a minister was work-out bc he failed 2 convert 2012 budget implementatn of his ministry into %. In d recent presidential chat, he did not back-up his points with figures. Adequate data collection and management will help in forecasting future occurence. Great Statisticians! FACT FROM FIGURE!

If this is true, what a shame to the minister. Which means he cant manage even his personal finances effectively if the ministry under him has no figures and percentages on paper.

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Career / Re: Which Location Is The Best For Your Head Office? 90% Says Lagos by donotbanme1: 9:50am On Nov 21, 2012
I want my head offices in Abuja and lagos. My factories at Ogun, Onitsha, Aba and Enugu. My head office in Lagos should have an helipad bcz i hate Lagos traffic.

No be small tin.
Career / Re: Which Location Is The Best For Your Head Office? 90% Says Lagos by donotbanme1: 9:45am On Nov 21, 2012
mmmustapha: grin grin grin Garriland in kaduna

Dont say i did not warn you before you incur the wrath of Sango.
Politics / Re: Delta To Get $700m Methanol Plant by donotbanme1: 9:32pm On Nov 20, 2012
wesley80:
www.newsite.businessdayonline.com/gulf-guinea-establish-700m-methanol-plant-nigeria


Seems Uduaghans 'industrial Park' initiative might come good afterall.

2015, when the company is expected to commence operations is far to start talking.
Family / Re: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by donotbanme1: 9:20pm On Nov 20, 2012
salex969@yho.cm:
am new here,i want to post a topic can smebdy candidly help me out?please!!

You need to go through the orientation process to avoid being banned.

1. Do not chase girls on this forum.

2. Do not say anything tribal. Be a true Nigerian.

3. Garri is made from cassava, we all know this but avoid mentioning that delicacy.

4. Dont be rude to old people like me who have been banned many times to avoid our wrath(sango).

5. Whenever a gray haired member enters the forum, pls stand up and greet the person.

I dont want to weary you on your first day. Take your seat.

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Family / Re: Dangerous Things We Did As Kids(especially Ajekpakos) by donotbanme1: 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2012
xynerise: cool

You were a crazy kid if you blew condom as ballon and thumb a girl from behind.

I knew what was condom at 26years old.

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Politics / Re: Toyin Hamzat Likely Killed Over Tussle For Woman - Police by donotbanme1: 6:07pm On Nov 20, 2012
2ru-talk:
If this had happened in the South East the thread would have changed to "IGBO AGAIN?" Useless hypocrites

Let me gossip you somtin. Smee smee...

THEY WILL BAN YOU OOOO.

Dont say i didnt tell you.
Education / Re: University Of Abuja: Protesting Student Disrupt Examinations At The by donotbanme1: 5:41pm On Nov 20, 2012
Abuja boys dey burn tire okay. Citadel of tire....
Politics / Re: Toyin Hamzat Likely Killed Over Tussle For Woman - Police by donotbanme1: 5:35pm On Nov 20, 2012
it is good to keep to ur tin. anothar man's tin can kill.

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