This must be a very costly joke. Why did i say so

Industries are closing shop in Nigeria. I visited the industrial areas in Onitsha and found out that most of them arent producing. Conditions for business survival are very unfavourable in Nigeria. DOT!

Super1759: Na spirit deh distribute the letters?
If they know all the top officials in the state, truly,bh is in the govt
What still baffles me is "what do they want to negotiate?" I tell you,if the govt makes mistake to negotiate anything with these brats, another sect will spring up.

They want to negotiate 2015 and some money to buy food to eat.

Now you guys appreciate the monster in this guy. Am waiting for his defense advocates on Nairaland. He triggered a free for all sack in the banks and people were praising him. Its time for FG to sack Sanusi. He has overstayed his welcome.

What is governance without welfare

Red mosquito and Vivian Chinaza

Billyonaire: Been busy on the next big project. It takes me away from my addiction (NL), but I hope to conclude soon and get back to you guys. There is no need for storms in teacups. Hold the forte till my return people.

So they left you with the comfort of browsing

Area_boy: DEM DON NAB BILLYONAIRE

His last post on NL.. two days go



Billy, If you can see this, we got ya back

I tot as much...

ajadek: Islike the banks so calledd stanbic ibtc are greedy,maximum looan they introduce to my company was 4.5m and minimum is 100k,I gave them my statement of acct frm gtb.till now almost 3month noting has happon...this man go to extra lengh to get extra achievement,u get my suport but u could have pay them their money,their interest is okay.or are u not use the money for bisiness?then u Bleep up for diverting their money for luxury

That means they will close that line of credit since this fraud has surfaced. The credibility of other bank's statement of account has been undermined by this ''fraudster billyonaire''.

I picked holes with stanbic on this type of rushed credit. Its possible this man never operated his acct in stanbic for upto 6months b4 the credit was availed. I wanted applying for that loan too, but....

Nigerians and fear of big men. I can imagine this man entering their banking halls with aides and security and all of them fell for it.

Come inside where

Gossh!!!!!!!

fitzkenny: how true is this? Why not try VOIP

How will this improve EmptyHens network on my phone

GeJ79: NOW I SEE THE REASON WHY THE BAD BELLE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BRING HIM DOWN USING COSMAS TO MAKE US FEEL THE GUY IS A BAD GUY..

THEY SHOULD LEAVE THE YOUNG BUSINESSMAN ALONE.

IFEANYI UBA PLEASE WATCH YOUR BACK.

Gullible and stupid people. Your likes are the ones who accuse Dangote of monopolising the economy yet he isnt owing your fada.

Now this man is indebted to AMCON and Access bank, you are praising him.

Give me N48bn and $148m today and you think i will be posting trash with you on Nairaland.

Danka7777:

He is a Thief because Cosmos Maduka alleged so? And you are so foolish to believe it when the court is yet to establish that? Don't be so stup$id and uneducated. Yes there are allegations against him but the matter is in court.

okay, if Maduka accused him falsely, does it change the fact that he owes AMCON N48billion or that he owes Access bank $148m These monies are depositors funds.

Are you also a thief If yes, ''Your left nyash there''.

she-blayze:
I have noticed that most times in movies, people always start off their madness with laughing.
And even in the real life, mad peeps are always laughing. It is hard to come across a sad mad person.
Does this have a medical correlation? I mean does madness make the laughing joints more active?
Or is it psychological? Does madness heighten people's send of humour?

NB: smiling is also included.

True-life story: everybody was kind off worried in my street some months back when we saw a mad man crying seriously. We were genuinely concerned.
Guys please what do you think. Need matured and intelligent responses.

Does it run in your family

Why are you so concerned with madness and laughter

Nonsense. Has the ones in the market finished NEXT!!!

OP is seriously sitting on firewood.

k2039: If all he said is true,I still dont see the need for acquiring a private jet,infact it's cheaper chartering a plane or helicopter than owning a jet(after all it's not like he is going to be chattering them all the time).

Frankly,since you claim not to be able to acquire a jet,I dont see how you will mainatain it(I hope is advisers made him know that jet maintenance is highly costly or will the jet be maintained by thesame people who bought it)

He made a tremendous gaffe when he said he doesnt know those who bought it, how are you sure then that the fund for the acquisition wasnt a stolen fund.(if someone gives one a gift of X naira,the reciever should be able to verify that a gift of X naira is withing his capacity),he got it absolutely wrong there.

I think Pastor should learn more about the act of delegation,you cant be at all place at all time,even Jethro had to tell Moses thatt he will only kill himself if he keeps doing everything all by himself.Sir,learn to delegate.

Finaly,if the catholics dare read this,you will only recieve more bashing on your statement concerning the leadership of the early church in the apostle's days.


All in all,I couldnt believe I read the whole article.
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I hope you arent talking to your mate. He is 40yrs in the ministry, i dont think you are upto 40.

This man is humble.

kenbee: I see nothing here than bad belle & the usual nairaland bring him down act.

Me too. P-square is making their money and these guys are idle ranting.

Ebbygod: wat nonsense are u talking abt hw can a mature man b moved by a 16yrs old gal.Abi the colonel na ur uncle

Some 16yr olds are fully matured women. This military guy not only ra.pe.d but molested an underaged/minor.

I see him being dismissed from the army if justice is done.

CrazyMan: I would bet that if it was a club house, or some worldly show program, you wouldn't have fallen asleep.

You are talking more like a Godly person. I dont go to clubs but i know people still sleep off in clubs.

So havent you ever dozed in the church How did you overcome it

advocate666: If you don't go to church, you wont fall asleep in church.

The Bible says, ''Do not neglect the gathering together of the saints'', meaning, you must go to church.

Sleeping in Church is a tool employed by the devil to make worshippers lose their blessings. When this happens, the sleeper feels like he is high on drugs.

I felt exactly that way, but God knows every heart, I didnt get up. The sleep vanished in a split second.

Advocate, am inviting you to church next sunday.

Mrs.Chima:


It is easier to give facebook accounts than phone numbers...you can blow up her facebook account with millions of message and she wouldn't know unless she log in.....but she can't ignore her phone if dudes calling her every five minutes. She is smart indeed.

Just because she was with you for five minutes doesn't mean she didn't give five other dudes her facebook account. Women are master players...trust me. Why do you think men get caught cheating than women?

Good afternoon Ma. I have never been caught. I always say the truth to make heaven...

Goldieluks:


You are the one who is VERY wrong. Go back and re-read the story, the girl did not collect OP's number, but instead she gave him her fb account. Just because your girls took your number and waste their credit in calling you doesn't make my statement wrong. And yes, we are talking about decent girls here, not desperados. No offiense Mr.

Do you want to test my benevolence

Yield: OP, update please.

The girl dey for bed rest now.

This OP is a badt guy. She will be free in 9months time....

Goldieluks:

If you are her type, she wouldn't hesitate to give you her number.
She only gave you her fb account so you can go on and salivate on her pics.

Very wrong. The best relationships i enjoyed and the babes even had to beg to stay, they never gave me their nos rather they took mine or my complimentary card...

Some girls are just like that.

ekt_bear: Well, I broke standard etiquette by messaging her immediately.

I'll find out soon whether she was blowing me off or not. And if she is blowing me off, better to try and fail rather than not try at all.

Honestly she is a dime piece.

I don't usually get into chicks like this, but not only is she gorgeous, but she is also smart and a good dancer. And lives in the same town as me.

So...we need to get it crackin.

Put her in the family way....

ekt_bear: What the fvck does this mean?

I was tempted to just blow her off at this point, but she was too fine...I took what I could get

It sounds so lame though.

You can still get her phone number via facebook mobile, why cry like an illiterate person

adesammy1: pictures of the commissioners as dressed to the event would be appreciated

If that is your picture, you fine no be small....

When a blind leads the blind, both(all) of them fall into the ditch.

So all Ebonyi state problems have been solved remaining ''proper dressing to state banquets''

I am not saying this to make you laugh . I slept in church today. May God forgive me . I repent in dust and ashes, may my cry come unto thee Lord .

I took tea, meat pie and biscuits before heading to church. I had a friend who once told me that ''Akamu'' and ''Tea'' can make a man fall sleep once after taking them. I remembered her warning but i insisted on eating because I was hungry and had done some work this morning.

Is it true that ''Akamu'' and ''Tea'' invite sleep suddenly after being eaten

And to all the worshippers in the house, when the deed has been done(over-eating), ''HOW DO YOU FIGHT SLEEP INSIDE CHURCH''


Million dollar question brought to you by Ugo.

salam001: In my native language Igbo,it is called Udara

Udara for sure.

Mgbadike80: Thinking out loud. What if she reports him to the village shrine at okija.

Okija Juju will sentence the polieman to life imprisonment with hard labour. Catering for animals at the shrine...