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Crime / Re: Policeman Molests Woman In Presence Of Baby by donotbanme1: 8:25pm On Nov 24, 2012
goodjack: Very Bad. Sorry madam. Is that these Police men are sex starved or what.

I guess half of Nigerian men are rapists and molesters. The reports are everywhere on daily basis.

I shame for men ooo.
Romance / Re: Ladies: How Long Before You Accept A Wooing Guy? by donotbanme1: 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2012
Dells: Proving hard to get does not mean U aint cheap,so dere's no point forming.

Very right on point. U put it in the best way...

It is all a game.

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Romance / Re: Ladies: How Long Before You Accept A Wooing Guy? by donotbanme1: 8:08pm On Nov 24, 2012
Mynd_44: I always give them one week. After that, my offer ain't valid no more

OFFER VALID WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!

I see..
Romance / Re: Ladies What Do Guys Really Do That Annoys You? by donotbanme1: 8:01pm On Nov 24, 2012
amyg: I hate it wen a guy takes my no and calls only 2 ask y I nevr bothered 2 cal.wot d heck am I calling u 4?did I ask 4 ur no?

Go and buy recharge card abeg.
Properties / Re: Road Built Around House In China After Owners Refuse To Sell by donotbanme1: 7:52pm On Nov 24, 2012
bokohalal: They better leave. They are on death row(road).

Funny indeed. One day a trailer laden with cement comes crashing in. OMG!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Types Of People On Nairaland by donotbanme1: 7:45pm On Nov 24, 2012
Iaz93: WTF!!? Damn!! Is this a THREAD?

It is a NEEDLE...

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Sports / Re: 21 Year Old Appointed Club Manager Based On Computer Game (FM) Experience by donotbanme1: 7:56pm On Nov 23, 2012
PalmTree: I have been playing FM for almost 7yrs now, alas no Nigerian club has shown any interest cry

What number of hours have you put into FM being that you wait till NEPA brings light to play it

Moreover the IQ level for that country is above 100 while they claim Nigerians are below 60.

My humble opinion.
Phones / Re: MTN The Most Hated Network? For No Reason by donotbanme1: 4:35pm On Nov 23, 2012
Maxymilliano: Most hated but most subscribed...

Yeah, something is working for them. My registered business lines are all MTN. I own 3 MTN SIMs and one GLO and ETI each. Right now ETI is the best on voice calls and browsing. But it seems my customers and suppliers can only reach me with the lines i gave them earlier.

I cant make a clear call on MTN for the past one week. The voice breaks irreguarly. I dont hate them but they fu1k up most times.

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Health / Re: Pregnant Baby Girl Born In Saudi Arabia by donotbanme1: 4:16pm On Nov 23, 2012
lucenzo: is the baby still a virgin?

I doubt. Am suspecting you.
Crime / Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by donotbanme1: 3:51pm On Nov 23, 2012
Abrantie: C L I T O R I S

hahahaha, u have added one word to the unmentionable list today.

Try writing it tommorow and see if that word wont be edited to mean Vagina.
Crime / Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by donotbanme1: 3:46pm On Nov 23, 2012
ehie: n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...

WILL I BE BANNED?

WILL NAIRALAND COMBUST AND EXPLODE

WILL SEUN HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF I WRITE NI..PPLES ON NAIRALAND 100 TIMES?

n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES...n.IP.P..L.ES..

You are a good girl. Am watching....
Crime / Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by donotbanme1: 3:43pm On Nov 23, 2012
Ayorh4you: 2nd to com.men.t.....tank God

am sorry for you. Ur case is bannable.....u go soon turn uncommentable.
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Thieves Evade Justice By Protracting Case Files — EFCC by donotbanme1: 1:50pm On Nov 23, 2012
PortHarcourtBoy: This post was hidden but has been unlocked

You will soon be banned for derailing the thread.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Policeman Quits After Obama Assassination Comments by donotbanme1: 1:41pm On Nov 23, 2012
dazzler2001: Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks...

yeah, i dunno wats wrong wit dese people and color hatred
Fashion / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Dress To Keri Hilson's Event : Hot Or Not? by donotbanme1: 12:04pm On Nov 23, 2012
Da_b¤§§.:
This chick really wants to be noticed. i think she is trying too hard grin

I noticed sweat under her armpit.....ouch!!!
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Imagines The SUV Of 2025 by donotbanme1: 11:42am On Nov 23, 2012
Akande T K: I must get it in jesus name

Amen ooooooooooooooooooo.

If i no make money, what shall it profit me
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Imagines The SUV Of 2025 by donotbanme1: 11:28am On Nov 23, 2012
mc~evans:



Yeah! Unlike Toyota and Honda that produces toys

Oga i know you wouldnt call a 2012 Toyota Landcruiser Jeep a toy at a price tag of $80,000 (best all round jeep).
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Imagines The SUV Of 2025 by donotbanme1: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2012
Fhemmmy: I am sure they just having fun with the pix, if they go ahead with such, that will spell the start of the doom for Mercedes . . .

If i got the money for that Jeep, i will order it. Wow...car freaks know what cars are worthy to be driven.

Toyota already has in production a Jeep that looks like that.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Imagines The SUV Of 2025 by donotbanme1: 11:24am On Nov 23, 2012
Ikenna351:

Benz dont produce beautiful cars. They produce MACHINES!

Ikenna.

I dey feel benz. They produce cars for Presidents.
Politics / Re: Religious Violence Erupts In Bichi, Kano by donotbanme1: 9:24pm On Nov 22, 2012
aryzgreat: This hausa people sef, na wa for their mentality!

Dem IQ dey below 10.

Sometimes i wonder if they are normal humanbeings or animal brain in human skin.

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves N13.9billion Contract For Bayelsa Airport! by donotbanme1: 10:34am On Nov 22, 2012
dayokanu: Retardeen at it again, He already promised airport in each state

I dont really know what is wrong with that man and talkativeness. He does nothing.

He recently told FERMA to fix the roads for Christmas. Which means GEJ knows Nigerian roads are unmotorable. So without Christmas, people shouldnt travel Doing a rushed job under one month doesnt amount to fixing roads.

Wetin be this man problem sef
Romance / Re: Men When ladies Insults You, What Do You Do? by donotbanme1: 10:15am On Nov 22, 2012
I just swallow the insult.

I have no business with an insulting partner. Running ones mouth is a kpako habit. Mental imbalance...

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Crime / Re: $7.1m Worth Of Cocaine Seized From Nigerian Syndicate In Malaysia by donotbanme1: 10:12am On Nov 22, 2012
Very badt guys. Only 16 out of 980 cartons contained the real consignment. Without a tip off, they would pull through.
Romance / Re: What Matters Most In Dating, Money Or Love? by donotbanme1: 10:02am On Nov 22, 2012
Money without love, the relationship is heading for the rocks.

Since am the guy and i work my a$$ to make the dough, my only requirement is Love. I make the money. Its very easy to get tired of a spouse you dont love.

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Phones / Re: GLO Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by donotbanme1: 9:56am On Nov 22, 2012
Can i place the GLO SIM coming with the modem in my smartphone and browse
Car Talk / Re: INNOSON MOTORS - World's First Black-owned Car Manufacturer by donotbanme1: 11:39pm On Nov 21, 2012
Fhemmmy:

First question is how come the govt is not patronizing the Brother?

Govt is patronizing him in the mass transit sector. Private commuters/transporters are also patronizing him. Govt should start patronizing his trucks for police and other armed forces.
Car Talk / Re: INNOSON MOTORS - World's First Black-owned Car Manufacturer by donotbanme1: 11:30pm On Nov 21, 2012
ebusko43: God bless Chukwuma.......am on my way to found my own Group of companies......

Very sensible talk while the haters keep hating and die in poverty.

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Car Talk / Re: INNOSON MOTORS - World's First Black-owned Car Manufacturer by donotbanme1: 11:27pm On Nov 21, 2012
a1solution: I love this guy because the business of life and living is for serious minded people only. Its either you become rich or die trying dat is the only two options I give to people.

Right mehn.
Car Talk / Re: PICTURES: Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company by donotbanme1: 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2012
Okija_juju: Once more, Innoson is not made in Nigeria but assembled in Nigeria... They are no different from the Peugeot Automobile Nigeria (PAN), Volkswagen of Nigeria (Von)and Tata who all assemble vehicles here.

The Nigerian market needs to be open and devoid of undue influence from the government. Innosson has to earn the right to be patronized. They should employ all the marketing strategies in the book to market their product. Advertise aggressively. I will not buy a bus I have barely heard of just because "Its assembled in Nigeria" where I already know that the Nigerian system is crap and only God knows the quality control measures they have in place.

I will never key into this innosson crap based on ethnicity or sentiments.. The fact is like I said, Innosson does not make nor design cars, they simply import in bits and assemble here. They are no different from PAN and VON, They dont advertise or try to marlet their products..

The government should stay away from Innoson motors until they prove their worth, we wouldnt want to spend our money on a liability and also put the lives of Nigerians at risk. If those vehicles have a factory defect, I dont believe Innosson motors would have the grace to do a recall like most european car makers would.

Good for you. The car don full road competing with toyota hummer buses. So stay away from baording it.

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