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Family / Re: My Wife Is Adulterous: Advice Needed-long Post by DonPizzaro: 4:36pm On Nov 27, 2017
THIS IS THE BALANCE OF EVIL OF THE BENEFITS OF THE INFORMATION AGE(unlimited access to peoples spouses,lovers etc via the internet)

Follow this rules BRO.

1. Forgive her she was only being human.
2. Be eagle eyed always.This is to help you forestall a potentially destructive extramarital affair on the part of your wife.
3.Women are by default susceptible to praises,attention,admiration,psyches et all.Understand this fact and make it your duty to protect your wife.
4.Tell her your Limits. Warn her, should it ever happen again,Assure her the result will be catastrophic.
5.You should have thrown a missile into that cheaters home too.Give him some rough waters to handle.if possible locate his spouse and hit Hard by exposing him or counter toast her.
6. Consistently Educate your wife never to think she could handle a man making Advances on her especially her ex.
7.Finally,show your wife you are the best man in the world.But won't take disrespectful stuffs like cheating.Living organisms will always move away from pain .Assure her what cheating will do and mean it.
8. A loving wife will behave.Anything else is hopeless.

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Business / Re: How Safe Are Your Funds With Piggybank? by DonPizzaro: 8:26am On Nov 04, 2017
PIGGY WETIN? YOUR MONEY IS GONE FOR LIFE
Crime / Re: Married 'Lovers' Who Were Found Dead In A Car In Lagos (More Photos) by DonPizzaro: 11:06pm On Nov 01, 2017
VocalWalls:
Hmmm...

Nigerians should stop being silly... They fvcked and got fvcked.

Yes, he was a good man, but he probably got vulnerable, put himself in a position with a woman who always hangs out at a bar... That's free coochie.

He got tempted, he suggested, she agreed, they even had a condom, did the assassins give his corpse a handjob to release in the condom?

They had the AC on, which most likely enhanced the flow of CO to the brain. At first, I was wondering why she didn't die on him, but then I figured.

They did the shii, the both hit cloud 9
He removed the condom
They sat, and were talking for a while, comfortably, which induced sleep.
Then they fell asleep.
While sleeping, they kept inhaling the poisonous gas, until they died.

There's no case here. Families die from generator fumes every month.

Families of the adulterous duo should go and bury their corpse.

To end the whole case, the police should carry out tests on the condom, the outer and inner parts, to know whose contents are inside and around it.

If confirmed, then it's a rester.


perfect
Romance / Re: The Girl I Nearly Committed Suicide Because Of Now Wants Me Back.(advice) by DonPizzaro: 6:52am On Jul 06, 2017
Expect to be abandoned again in the near future.
Crime / Re: "How I Escaped From Evans Cell After They Concluded To Kill Me" - Pharmacist by DonPizzaro: 4:39pm On Jun 19, 2017
Only God made him escape.After seeing Emeka and Emeka seeing him,He was as good as dead.

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Religion / Re: Saudi Arabia To Execute 'Atheist' For Insulting Prophet Muhammad by DonPizzaro: 10:29pm On May 01, 2017
bleeped up religion.Religion of the mentally bleeped.The religion of dunderheaded coconuts.
Politics / Re: Militant Leader, Ossy Ibori Killed In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by DonPizzaro: 10:12pm On May 01, 2017
HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY VICTORS.
Crime / Re: Police Offer N10 million Reward For Capture Of Wanted Serial Killer 'Ghana'. PIC by DonPizzaro: 10:35pm On Apr 21, 2017
I SUSPECT THIS GUY HAS DEALT SOME BLOWS TO THE FULANIS KILLERS IN BENUE ENVIRONS.THAT IS WHY THE PRESENT FULANI COW GOVERNMENT IN NIGERIA TODAY HAS DECLARED HIM WANTED. HOW MANY FULANI MURDERERS HAS BEEN DECLARED WANTED? THIS GOVERMENT IS A JOKE AND WILL GO KABOOOO.
Politics / Re: We’ve No Information To Provide On Aisha Buhari Being Wanted In US –US by DonPizzaro: 9:58am On Jul 13, 2016
vedaxcool:


The thing pain this guy sotee he no fit punctuate his sentence. grin grin Those who follow Fayose will end up in disappointment and depression.

No information means NO INFORMATION.

you are either an illiterate or poorly educated fellow.

does the US response exonerate Aisha buhari?. US may chose to classify the information for diplomatic sake.
Crime / Re: Julius Gospel Inalegwu Kidnapped In Kano by DonPizzaro: 5:10pm On Jun 23, 2016
gradual elimination by the Islamist.
Being civil with the ruthless is recipe for disaster.

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Politics / Re: Pro-Biafra Supporters At London Hospital In Search Of Buhari (Photos) by DonPizzaro: 3:36pm On Jun 17, 2016
Thunderlicious:
Mad group of imbeciles fighting a lost battle.

listen to yourself. PDP once named buhari a "perpetual looser".

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Politics / Re: Statement By Kano Government About The Woman Murdered For Blasphemy by DonPizzaro: 3:41pm On Jun 04, 2016
hamzeiy:

those verses are verses that concerns times if war and hostilities against the religion.just as every constitution has rules in terms of war so does islam. secondly fighting was prescribes for those who fight against you.and yes..if you attack or fight our faith we will surely fight you back.and infact behead you in the process..there is no appology for that.

and you will be bombed into oblivion
Politics / Re: Statement By Kano Government About The Woman Murdered For Blasphemy by DonPizzaro: 3:29pm On Jun 04, 2016
hypocrisy is the greatest religion in the world
Politics / Re: Killing Of Bridget Agbaheme In Kano, A Pastor’s Wife Causes Tension by DonPizzaro: 3:12pm On Jun 04, 2016
Beastly,backward and brainless religious pawns.who had already been condemned into oblivion by an opium called religion. these people are a wasted generation.

they are a burden to mankind.

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Trade Compensations With Umumbo Farmers (pix by DonPizzaro: 4:22pm On May 26, 2016
There is no safety or security in the appeasement of evil
Politics / Re: Fayose: Reasons Why China Loan Must Stop by DonPizzaro: 6:10pm On Apr 16, 2016
Aviero:
I can't believe Fayose. The man is doing everything in his power to discredit the work Buhari is trying to do.

This is a man that wished death on Buhari. He'll go any length to convince foools that Buhari is destroying the economy.

Very soon, very very soon, he'll be put to shame.

If he decides to continue like this till 2019, he'll end up like Suntai

Nigeria is where it is today because of boot lickers like u.people who would not reason.imbecilos!
Religion / Re: Baby With Heart Condition Completely Healed. See Photos + Testimony by DonPizzaro: 11:02pm On Mar 31, 2016
PaulKillerman:
This woman fine oh.....


Anyway back to the topic, I'm a christian and i believe in miracles..... God heals, but many a time out of ignorance and foolishness, and superstition, we fail to do the necessary things that should be, ..... nothing stopped her from giving the child the drugs while she continues her prayers.... Her case might just be 1 in a thousand, another with a more sever case might want to do likewise and will end up killing their child....

FAITH WITHOUT WORK IS USELESS .... you can exercise your faith while working out the problems.....

God help us all, and God bless Africa...

faith without work is grossly misunderstood portion of the bible.

the correct meaning is works based on your Faith not logics or commonsense.
because she believed her son is healed ,she treated him as healed. a child who is healed sucks breast does not use drug,this is works by faith.

she showed her faith by what she did(her works)

the works you defined above is commonsense based not faith based.

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Politics / Re: 'GEJ Made Mistakes But God Knows He Tried' - Reno Omokri by DonPizzaro: 4:39pm On Mar 25, 2016
koboko69:
Jonathan did not make mistakes....he was a mistake himself

Who are ministers that were youths? Names please....!!!!

Ok, women as ministers;..... So? How did help an ordinary Nigerian or the economy? Rather......the women proved to be more sophisticated thieves than the men.

U call a secondary sch extension a university. Virtually all federal universities needed upgrade and renovations but in the quest o deceive dumb followers and enrich some individuals, that was abandoned, and new glorified secondary schs where created. Interestingly, this same people hailing "new unis" were quick to tell us that, Jonathan could not overlook old roads and create new ones when the olds ones needed rehabilitation. I wonder how the logic works for road construction and not for unis.
All the new unis joined together can never match up with what is on ground in OAU as an example which was built with cocoa money. Not to even mention other univerisities. Oil in Nigeria is a curse.

As for YouWin..... cheesy laughable. One of the greatest scam after subsidy claims and immigration scam.

I hate people like u.people who argue without substantiated claims.
Politics / Re: Buhari Prays Inside The Holy Ka'aba In Mecca (Photo) by DonPizzaro: 3:11pm On Feb 26, 2016
KAI BUHARI! thought you are a genius ready to solve Nigerian problems one after the other but you are simply incompetent.

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Religion / Re: 136 Christians Convert To Islam In Kwara State by DonPizzaro: 8:31am On Jan 28, 2016
I AM THE THE WAY THE TRUTH AND LIFE.NOBODY COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH ME---- JESUS


John 14.
6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me

7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him.


I DOUBT ANY OTHER WAY!
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Pictures Of The Mosque Burnt By IPOB Protesters In Onitsha by DonPizzaro: 8:41pm On Dec 02, 2015
[quote author=9jii post=40616460]They SHOULD DO MORE
BECAUSE WE MUST PAY BACK SOON[/ Terrible
the only thing you know how to do is reward evil
with evil instead of overcoming evil with good. you
have done your worst already.u burnt
thousands of
churches in the north before every thing got out of
hand and spilled to your religion. nobody burnt any
mosque in the south in retaliation.

Now that Biafrans want their own country.they see
your religion as confusion in their way of life and
are erasing you.. if they burn your building
today.you can penetrate and convince them
tomorrow and rebuild. ]


but is the way of love typical to you? you need to learn this for a better world.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Pictures Of The Mosque Burnt By IPOB Protesters In Onitsha by DonPizzaro: 8:25pm On Dec 02, 2015
Musiwa419:
Terrible
the only thing you know how to do is reward evil with evil instead of overcoming evil with good. you have done your worst already.u burnt thousands of churches in the north before every thing got out of hand and spilled to your religion. nobody burnt any mosque in the south.


now that Biafrans want their own country.they see your religion as confusion in their way of life and are erasing you.. if they burn your building today.you can penetrate and convince them tomorrow and rebuild.

but its not typical to your kind. grow and learn a better way of life.
Politics / Re: Northern Lawmakers Kick Against Birth Control, Say It Is Anti- Islam. by DonPizzaro: 3:00pm On Nov 26, 2015
That religion is obsolete.Designed for the stone and dark ages when they probably needed numbers.
These foolish and impactless islamic northern lawmakers will just keep us in backwardness.
Go to china and learn how they managed their population.
The world is fast evolving beyond religion not God.

Insult Me and beg for life.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Saraki At The Marriage Of Atiku's Daughters (Photos) by DonPizzaro: 5:56am On Nov 14, 2015
Demmocrats:
It takes wisdom from God to rule this great nation called Nigeria, even the wicked, the corrupt, the most powerful, the politicians, the cabals, the Niger delta militants etc all bow to my Sai Buhari not because his tall, handsome, speaks broken English somethings, from the North or because his a former army general its because of the qualities of God in him. A man of integrity and zero corruptions.

They know they can't misbehave, that's why you see them trying to please him by making positive comments about him. Even the most corrupt are given juicy positions just like making a thief the chief security that's wisdom.

Dinning with Sharks, Lions and Wolves doesn't make you a predator knowing fully well there will be time in the jungle you would need the wisdom and the roar of he lion to survive, The great white shark attacking style in the ocean and the wolves attacking in groups style.

My Sai Buhari with the help of the almighty will change this my beloved nation for good.


Sai Buhari

http://twitter.com/lingeriecity


keep deceiving yourself.
keep celebrating failures.
keep consuming the mental opium that Nigeria will be fixed by these parasitic animals.
Family / Re: My Father Said He Will Never Forgive Me Because I Didn't Go For Service!!! by DonPizzaro: 9:32am On Nov 01, 2015
I am sorry to say this.your dad is definitely not a great man.because all great men had romance with failures

and he is definitely not attempting much!
Politics / Re: El Rufai 'insults' Osinbajo - Déjà Vu (Vanguard) by DonPizzaro: 8:41am On Oct 01, 2015
SeverusSnape:
As a Fulani, El-rufai has more right/power than even the so called 'vice president'. Osinbajo na boy-boy.

He's just there as a figurehead, He's Tinubu's stooge... And even Buhari can't trust anything coming from the kleptomaniac in chief.
thunder fire you.tribalistic animal
Politics / Re: ‎ ''El-Rufai Produced The Evidence Against Saraki'' by DonPizzaro: 4:25pm On Sep 22, 2015
bqlekan:
Wicked af grin


When a force from the inside is unstable.., implosion occurs.. I hope APC can contain it before it turns into explosion grin grin

Should Saraki scale this height, APC might exponetically grin expand.. I mean explode cheesy



Ti won ba ti bi e da, iwo quote nonsense undecided


you are so lyrically blessed
Family / Re: How Third Parties Involvement Ruin My Parents Marriage by DonPizzaro: 12:29pm On Aug 16, 2015
The experience you obtained from your parent's marriage may be exclusive to you.
Your husband may probably never experienced or learn from such.And i will like you to see your husband as such.

i am a man and i once behaved like your husband.i had so many issues with my wife in the years past. i looked for solution outside my home though i was not willing to lose her.

But the cousels i was getting from especially family members was to do away with her.Most of these people thougth they acted and advised in best intrest but it was against the institution of my marriage.

i realised that i would be the one that will bear the grunt of divorce and the cost of reinventing the wheel of taking a new wife.

Eventually, i decided to understand my wife ,became more flexible and we are all happy today.

Find someone with similar experience to guide your husband.He has to learn that act of home grown solutions.

But it all depends on the Nature of the conflict.as long as it has nothing to do with infidelity especially on the part of the female.All can easily resolved.
Romance / Re: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by DonPizzaro: 9:44am On Aug 16, 2015
will Islam reciprocate the same gesture when somebody converts from Islam? they won't take it kindly o. it is in their book that such act is worthy of death. and they so till today. so guys I advise u to stop dulling.its no balanced situation.
Religion / Re: BVN & The *666 Mark* by DonPizzaro: 6:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
the whole world disbeileved Noah.when he warned of the impending flood and water from the sky.he managed to pull his family members into the ark at least.

I want u all to know that the stage is being set for the Antichrist whether u believe or not is your business.afterall no one believed Noah.


eventually these numbers will be fused together into a microchip equipped with GPS.the chip will be inserted into the hand or the forehead of the people of the earth.in the inception voluntarily latter by compulsion.

this technology is already in place courtsy Motorola


REVELATION 13:16 And he causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

REVELATION 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

the authorities said that the BVN and NIN will be linked together.

do u think UN,,IMF,IBRD etc are jokes? make una sidon dey look.global government is unfolding.

once again.I remind u that u don't need to believe me.Oyo low a.

he who has ears let him hear.shalom

if u want to know more talk to me donpizzaro@live.com

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