₦airaland Forum

pcguru1:
I can be romantic and cuddling but my God I freaking hate Telemundo i think it's for people with lower IQ , even the plot is extremely stupid and too predictable. My Mother and I both hate it with a passion. it's not even their real voice too.

Dumb plot i'd rather watch wall get dry in slow motion.

to OP you should be happy don't live life trying to emulate TV, it just shows childiness but then again doesn't mean you shouldn't be romantic also, romance is good but not the over the top (Gay-like romance) like playing a guitar for her in public

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ALKARULEZZ:
U get babe sef? Abeg fly

guy na so to get babe hard u reach.which kind questn b dat naa...na wa oo

joywendy:
lmao!! If anyone needs to be pitied between both of us it should be you, you can't even construct your sentence properly.

Now lets make it clear, here is the original post by the op.



Can you point out where he said that the question was for those girls who call in relationships? You saw a post and you assumed. That's normal has the question itself can be seen in different perspectives.

But then again, after assuming, you then decided to comment without using your brain to think and construct your words properly.

if i deserve an award for stupidity because i managed to show you, your mistake. Then you deserve a much bigger award for not knowing how silly you sound.

miss/mrs, if u re actually smart nd brilliant as u feel.Tryin to correct evry mistke u c on nairaland. Hw come we nvr heard of ur 1st class cgpa of 4.99 or possibly 5.0. M-U-M-U.....

y re ppl jst postin about dis tonto dikeh of a gal. Tonto dikeh burnt a bag, tonto dikeh buys new bag, tonto dikeh dis-tonto dikeh dat. Mayb nxt news wil be: tonto dikeh packs her clothes in her new bag. Na wa ooo.

joywendy:
seriously i just had to quote this post, it is a pity that we have kids who claim to be adults and 'experienced' on this forum spreading misinformation and lies to the few innocent ones we have here.

Another Generalization and i-can't-mind-my-business- so-am-looking-for-attention Thread on the homepage.

Imagine what the poster above posted? Based on his experience (that's if he even had any,lets give him a benefit of doubt) that ladies (not some or most oh, all ladies i.e both old and young) call guys (note again not some or most,all guys that means even relatives that are males are included ) that they are 'truly' in love with.

You can imagine the kind of mentality this one carries from his statement and form of writing.

Personal note to all my girlfriends please be mindful of this kinda people and stop calling all your male friends or relatives as it means you are "in love" with them. To my male friends abeg if you don't see any call from me dont vex oh, as if i call you now person go say am in love with you.

i wonder where people think from nowadays, smh!

i knw ppl can b stupid buh urs deserves an award. Any sensible prson knws dat i wrote bout who a gal calls in a relationship nd we ain't talkin bout jst friends or relations. I pity ur mentality...

Unibenstudent:
Ladies this question is to u..
I wonder how can. A guy just be doing the calling always and ladies never bother to reciprocate the calling unleSs when they are accused of been stingy in calling,what do ladies actually do with recharge cards??

experience tells me dat ladies only call guys they re truly in luv with though sme can b xceptionally stingy....

kakashi12:
Firstly I respect your hustle but I feel u need to do a review. Is that ur not getting invites or ur failing the aptitude tests..if its the test u need to practise harder and get more materials..secondly..if ur passing the tests and failing interviews, then u need to watch videos and read interview materials..I will advice u not to give up sha..

evry1 be like; read interview materials, watch videos, do dis do dat b4 an interview. Interview is smefin u jst prepare for by goin thru d company's history only. Wat u shuld work on is ur self confidence, composure, sentence breaker(hmmm,ehmmm e.t.c), fluency in speakin e.t.c.with all dese qualities u shuld be able to say smefin on any question thrown at u, U can't practice anoda man's interview nd xpct d sametin or smetin similar. Its mere folly.

pastorsmiling:
Today i hit 1100 applications for job in Nigeria. What is the wayforward?

This means i have applying for jobs everyday for the past three years
: mathematically,
365 × 3 = 1095

Where do i get it wrong ?

I have a second class upper, i always edit my cv to suit position i'm applying for, i am always online

I have prayed & fasted for 50days this year alone.

I always asked for help from well connected friends.

I follow up all my application sometimes i even cal HR of the company i'm to applying to.

I am an active member of nairaland and i also help my friends in terms of jobs and in the long run they will get job.

I am a staunch christian who has complete trust in God.

I have been to different deliverance programme. what is my problem?

Could it be that my time as not come?

I am simply tired and optimistic.

I take refuge in GOD i leave everything to you and to you alone be all the glory.

Let your will be done in my life

Let me bring my testimony to your children here in nairaland

Let me break this jinx of stagnation and barrier oh Lord

Let people celebrate with me

I BELIEVE WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

I ALWAYS CRY IN MY CLOSET BUT I WONT STOP THE JOB HUNT

ANOTHER CYCLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN


PLEASE ADVICE!!!!

u help frnds get job buh u re still lookin for 1 plus d fact dat u re a second class upper... Mehn crios prayer nids to b done in ur fathers house in villa.

wel in as much as e worked hard to mke his money.. 500k loan back then is equal to 5 million naira nw. If i see who go give me 5mil loan. I swear i go rich pass dangote.

i playd ps 4 durin my childhood:p

Kingblingz:
But if we see the one wey u buy for dis ur Boo boo we go FLY abi? No be even say na better Singlet lyk LUX nd co,una go buy MBL singlet wey be say if u wash am once,u fit sow up nd dwn with am! I pray diz year d wind of CHANGE go blow una o....

MBL is a quality product if u buy d one of #1500...tke note

the justice wan jail both her life and soul afta death ni? Na wa oooo....

bushdoc9919:
Federal universities cannot do as well as covenant because they are not well funded.

After all...when you pay N45,000 per annum...you get a N45,000 education. When you pay N500000 per annum...naturally the quality goes up.

If you want your federal unis to do well....pay higher fees for good facilities, and even better lecturers. Or get your government to find an extra N10 trillion naira in the next few years.

Ever heard of the word SUBSIDY...
The skul fee of a federal university student is low bcoz it has bn SUBSIDIZED by the govt and dats y its naturally more difficult to gain admission in federal than private unis...if u care to knw, there re more qualified lecturers,profs,Dctrs e.t.c in public unis than in private unis......tke note

it wuld hv bin beta if u had spent ur tym observin bera tins dan a lady carryin a big handbag.anyway if u wan knw.....na ppl head dem dey carry about.

Kingsasian:
Why do girls go into prostitution?

it serves as a means of survival..... Much lyk askin: y do pple work?

BiHung:
Lol

Christians will never seize to amaze me.

How can you expect people to close their eyes for One Good Hour?

Nna this is wicked o

At some point you start peeping and peeping...chai!

The worst part is when you think the pastor is about to round up the prayer...only for him to say "now i want you to remember our brethren in south africa.."... Nna e..na now prayer just dey start ooo..after 1hour already...wetin?? Wetin? Na we kill jesus?

i hv bin hearin ppl mke dis statement NA ME KILL JESUS?...... He died for our sins. To ur question? yes na we kil am

jst fayose nd aisha buhari did wat shuld b termd UNUSUAL...buyin roasted plantain,cherry,suya e.t.c isn't unusual.it doesn't matter who u re..

CuteDude53:
Whatsapp...i can mesaage all my phone contacts for free

its nt free. U pay for it thru ur MB..tke note

chipmunkey:
W.t.f! Hell to the No.

if she is my granny,i wuld do it witout payment.

ozoigbondu:
The madness has cleared from his eyes next thing the devil made him do it.

niggas usin devil as an excuse since 60BC.

kingstylo01:
After booking space, i'll like to drop this:

Although i agree with your points, i'll like to say that love is the most important factor in a relationship..
If your relationship is unhealthy, love is the medicine.. It will heal everything..


Love is important because it is very difficult to find a relationship slightly unhealthy..

In as much as i agree with your last point "let it go", i'll like to state this:

if you would let every unhealthy relationship go, then on the long run you'll hardly stick to any healthy relationship because all relationship have an iota of unhealthiness, which needs love as its medicine..


#LOVE CONQUERS ALL

did u jst say LOVE? Hmm, wat abt cash....

jmoore:
Some women love to be abused. Do you think that's the first time he laid his hands on her?

Park well bros and help those who want to be helped. Cos, I wonder how you can install common sense into her head.

its nt as if she loves to be abused, i feel she gets smefin really gud from d guy.

no 4 got me Laughing...... especially wen u dey play bettin with a frnd for game centre and u dey win only for NEPA to burst light around 88th minute. u go feel lyk cryin..lol

marieolae:
Guys that can cook,, huge turn on!!

u stil get turned on if e cooks better than u do?

not all men wuld like to father anoda man's child....

feel lyk typin smetin buh dnt knw wat to type...mehn dis questn is drivin me crazy.. I Cant shout

MissTechy:
If you are an active reader on MissTechy .com you'd remember when I asked if you had what it took to work at Google, In my opinion, if you can work at Google, you can work anywhere – here’s something similar to that.

I saw this Interview Questions on Glassdoor and I just felt it might be very useful to some of us given that most companies especially in Nigeria like copying these big tech guys. We all know that Apple is one of the biggest Tech companies in the World and to get a job there wouldn’t be so easy.

Glassdoor decided to make this easy by providing some questions Apple Inc uses to select their employees – I would be revealing 3 questions here that I feel are more brain tasking and require more brain knowledge. Is your brain equipped to answer these Apple’s Job Interview Questions? If Yes? Let’s do this











So who can answer any?

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mehn cnt fit shout....

toluleke:
though i have never said thank you for a friend request sent but thank you wouldn't remove nor add anything to you..
you just need it to start practising how to to say thakn you to your wife after sex, meal, anything. don't ever be proud to say two words to anyone

SORRY AND THANK YOU

well spoken...buh nt for friend request....

Deepsky:
Hmmm all these guys has denied,so na only me waka come? Daris God oooo!!!

guy if u dey do am, stop am oooo koz u dey bruise ur ego evn without knowin it....friendship has evrytin do with mutual agreement nd nothin to do with beggin. Tke note...

dimples2:
It sounds silly seeing it written out

See, it's just like u stop a girl walking on the road or you ask a girl in a bus with you that you would like a word with her when you guys alight at the same bus stop and she stops to speak with you being a "stranger" at the time.

I believe the natural first statement you would make is saying thanks to her for accepting your request

It's not that bad!

i tink u tank sme1 wen he/she has done smetin tangible to u...nw tel me, wat re u thankin her for
I believe the way u approach a girl determines hw u get treated evn after agreein to ur plea..nvr evr potray urself to a girl as a guy beggin for friendship koz she wont tke u seriously. Fact....

inferiority complex leads to such disgustin act. Why should i thank a girl for acceptin my friend request... Na who she b? Unless say na my unrealistic dream babe NICKI MINAJ...

Ur post isn't funny.
Ur signature got me . Fella used to b my favorite....