₦airaland Forum

kritikali:
Must be ibo dominated region of delta state...e sure me die

Product of an immature mind.
How old are you?

Humanbeing1st:
IGBO AT IT AGAIN

How old are u?

muhyeenisce:
IGBOS

How old are u?

AreaFada2:
This is not a joke anymore.

HND should be scrapped and replaced with a BTech to make it equivalent to BSc. Even if takes 5 years to get it.

I feel sorry for poly friends.

One more reason my cousin should go to university even though polys actually teach accounting better than most universities.

B.tech u re funny. Do u knw hw difficult it is to get B.tech. Incase u dnt knw, B:tech is used by FEDERAL UNIVERSITY of TECHNOLOGY nationwide. We spend extra year in school to get dat b.tech. For instance; studyin mathematics in other schools is 4yrs while in technology schools we spend 5yrs. In otherwords,respect dat honour and knw dat it cant b used for polytechnic. Thanks

6ty6ix:
if you are broke and boring she's not going to think abt geting married to you unless she is over 35

girls b like: dat dude is boring.
If u re lukin for a funny or lively guy, y dnt u go and marry a comedian.....most babes can be more borin than their BF.

illmatic101:
I'm not surprise
I still maintain my stand, the top northern elite and religious leader know's the initial sponsors of boko haram, quote me otherwise and I'll give you facts.

pple said buhari was the sponsor of boko haram. He is president and the bombing hasn't stoppd nd here u re sayin shit.

charlove:
Frank no get eyes I swear

d nigga dey blind i swear, d portrait no even fine....

INDUSTRIALFAN:
Abegiiiii..... Forget talk..... Once they hear noise, the rats I know will take off..... Btw..... Why would any sane person keep such documents carelessly? Its all baseless..... Forget talk....

nigga, dis is just an imagination. D Op nvr said it happend to any1.

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

forgiveness ko forgiveness ni, i wil kil both the rat nd their spirit join ni.

I received all ur CVs. It wil be duly accessed and chosen applicant(s) wil be contacted.

nnamdiokere45:
was is d name of d skul

seed of knowledge secondary school.

ighof:
Location please

off century bustop,Ago-okota.

If u re interested in teaching job in a secondary school with a basic salary of #25000 and u meet the followin criteria:
a) minimum of HND qualification
b) good communication skills
c)live in or around Ago-okota lagos state
d) must hv completed nysc.
Send your CV to oly4success@gmail.com

N.B:ls alwayz indicate that you have sent your cv by posting a comment here because i visit nairaland more often than my email.

If u re interested in teaching job in a secondary school with a basic salary of #25000 and u meet the followin criteria:
a) minimum of HND qualification
b) good communication skills
c)live in or around Ago-okota lagos state
d) must hv completed nysc.
Send your CV to oly4success@gmail.com

first of all, d story is false koz no company will pay u 900,000 for a start. therefore I don't know wat I wud do.

Mtchew. Now wats my biznes?

WhoBeThisMan:
And the guy actually sued her to court...smh

the dude is kinda shameless.

harrysterol:
I support uncle Alex 100/100

after all all those her boyfriend's could not give her a job even after giving them bj's

u re d reason d rate of corruption in the country is on the rise.
stand for integrity. I support Vivian in dis case, its difficult to sleep with sme1 u don't hv feelings for. and if she eventually sleep with the guy to get d job den she might as well get ready to continue sleepin with him to retain the job.

otijah:
They should hold him firmly, I think I'm on the same path with the police this time around. There are more hidden facts to his helping hands

its bkoz of ppl lyk u DAT I strictly MIND MY BUSINESS. In Nigeria, good Samaritans gets bad reward.

vizboy:
oando in Auchi put 87 on the fuel pumping machine.


but they are actually selling 140 per ltr

now dats known as SCAM.lol

kelvincoll:
Petroleum Managers Cele Bustop, #120 29/05/2015.
Ofcos we all know dis DPR na wash, they re just forming activity. In actual sense we'll just be reporting filling station location were they can go and collect deir bribe

with dis ur mentality,,, naija wil nvr change.smh

Evry1 jst talkin bout 4.4...
In phyno's voice: they say aim higher nvr settle for less. Why not aim at 4.8-5.0 gp evry semester nd c if u wont crash into 2:1 like a heavy truck.

I am getting there... Currently serving our belovd country nigeria. B.tech(2.1) industrial and applied mathematics, hopin to major full time into PARTIAL DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS. So help me lord.

I tried visiting d site buh i was shown incorrect website... Pls kindly forward it to my email: oly4success@gmail.com. Thanks

elantraceey:
Everyday for the thief but............


She can continue her affairs in peace now

I believe she employed her lover as her driver else why will a married woman stoop so low?

konji don catch u b4?

Captainswag225:
so how many minutes do u think the speech should last?

dnt knw hw many minutes and i ain't talkin bout time. I said d longer d words, d romantic feelin depreciates.. Jst say lyk 2-3 short romantic sentences dats all.i mean u jst go straight to d point.

Captainswag225:
well, u catch start by asking the people at the gathering to give u a few minutes of their time jux to say something.....u can start from any angle for eg proverb or a quote to support for speech.....the greatest treasure God gave to man was life, love, family, great friends,companionship (my own quote though) then u can go to ellaborate on the special people in your life and then narrow it to your g.f, talk about how great she has been in your life, how happy she makes u, say all the great stuff about her and then move on the main action..... Eg she has been a great revealation to my life and i look forward to spending the rest of my life with her and raising beautiful kids with her.. ... Kneel down and propose

the longer d speech, the less romantic it gets. Jst a few statement and the ring is in between her fingers. Simple

Invite a juju priest to ur house to rap sme incantations as u propose to her.. U hear mi?

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Even you?
SMH

By the way you didn't add the part where she mistakenly swallows the ring with the fufu, chokes on it, coughs and vomits blood, rolling uncontrollably around the terra coated floor of the restaurant and finally dies right in his arms, her eyes starring blankly at him. [/color]

e cant fit happen joor.
Shoro niyen

Aspiregreat:
Story

for d gods

Point No.4 is invalid. THE FEAR OF FAILURE IS THE BEGINNING OF SUCCESS.

Point No.6 does not apply to evry1... THE FIRST CLASS GRADUATE IN MY SET IN THE UNIVERSITY READ HIS BOOKS LIKE EVRY SECONDS OF THE DAY ND HE WAS ABLE TO GRADUATE AS THE OVERALL BEST IN SCHOOL OF SCIENCE (FUTO).

Other pts.... I AGREE.