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A frnd of mine applied for a teachin job in a school. He was kald to come for an interview tomorrow buh he does nt hv his credentials(statement of result,nysc discharge certificate and shool certificate) as a result of delay in computin his (and his course mates) result frm his department in skul. Wat can he do or say to convince the interviewers. Any gud opinion is welcomed. Thanks.

Baba buhari..
Close down every mushroom agencies in nigeria squanderin our money. Sure-P ko Sure-piss ni.

Too funny i forgot to laff...

jbl007:
Who person wan bliv Sef

wetin b ur biznes :/

Abduletudaye:
My Gp was indeed very poor in 100L because of most of the reasons OP mentioned. The time my brain woke up, i was already in 300L but i didnt give up. I later left with 3.4...i still thank God coz some left with pass.

ur xperience is very painful....its better to grad wit 3.0 and knw dat its 2.2 than to grad wit 3.4 koz u might b tinkin wat might hv been if u had put in enuf effort.i had a frnd who graduatd wif 3.48, it was very painful.al d same; congrats.

Abduletudaye:
I pray you hit the 4.5 mark!

4.5 wont b enuf. I tink he shuld aim at 4.8 or possibly 5.0

Slimmos:
Op is very right
My first year first semester was d lowest gp i got which was 3:4 due to all d aforementioned point above. Ever since i hav not gotten below 4 point after learning my mistakes except for my 200 level second semester wic i had 3: 96 no thanks to Assu strike... In my finals now, writing my exam presently. God i dey ur hand.

gudlck in ur finals...u shuld be in a comfortable 2.1 position frm ur comment. Congrats

topefun:
Hmmmm, am on a CGPA of 4.0, let's wait for second semester result sha am in 100level

great start. If u kip up d tempo, u already hv 2.1 in ur bag. Nw u wil hv to increase ur effort to mke 1st class nd join d true elites

Gejpresident:
Thank You President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

I have lost part of me, my heart is broken and my
eyes hurt. I don't know why I feel this way,
maybe because of the Love I have for you, I love
you not for sentiment sake, but for your gentility
and peaceful nature.

I have learnt to be peaceful in every situation, you
have made to us understand that PEACE
surpasses war, you have taught me to accept
defeat when situation calls for it..

One thing is to
fall another to rise again, you have not fallen, you
still remain the peaceful hero, I respect your
nature, I love your Spirit, I admire your
gentleness.. I will never forget you, my children
will hear of you, that once upon a time we had
the most peaceful man as President. Your good
heart will speak volume for you and your children
in your future endeavors. Power is one thing and
God is everything,

Thank you for choosing the
Path of PEACE, Thank you for being yourself
without being pushed around and thank You for
being my President, God will not forsake you.
Your name will never be erased till the end of
time.

If I'm to make a wish, I will wish you to
return as my President. But as destiny would
have it, I will accord my respect to the new
President.. Let the smiles on your face never be
erased. Stay well my President. Don't lose hope
cause TOMORROW IS BIG.. I love you Dr
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


as apc destroy your government with propaganda and insurgent. failure shall be for them

they shall fail till 2019

ode..if apc fails ur country also fail. Fink b4 u type and plss tke dis ur gudlck write-up to anoda thread.tnks

when d heavenly trumpet sounds, hell fire wil nt b enuf to accomodate the numba of fake pastors,prophets and prophetess in nigeria alone. Smh

if we had enuf guys lyk u in nigeria, i dnt think ladies wuld be complaining of unemployment.....u re a very gud financial institution.

lonelydora:
He should name other gang members. How can a 100L student indulge in raping? Instead of keeping his head down to build up his CGPA. I'm sure he must have been into it in secondary school.

hin village ppl don lay lyk five of hin pix for ground, climb ontop am dey dance skelewu. Silly boy.

letsbet:
sometimes, i dont understand the mindset of some young people, thier parents strugle to send them to school hoping one day they'll graduate to become responsible citizens and help themselves and love ones but some just choose to waste thier lives by joining cults and doing drugs which in effects makes you insane without realising, smh. 100 level for dat matter #sayNotoCult&Drugs!

true talk.... D worst is dat most of dis cultist are frm a very poor background. Instead of working hard to succeed in life, they prefer oppressin ppl wit their gud-for-nothin power.dis reminds me of my neigbour back then in skul, a cultist dat borrows and begs 4 evrytin includin matches nd onions. Makes me wanna ask a question: what is d essence of cultism if it cant afford ur needs? STUPIDITY frm STUPID students.

.[/quote]If the husband airs his opinion about any subject, she would insist she consult google for her to believe.[/quote]this got me laughin ... Buy a holy cane.if she wan google ur opinion again use d cane tke flog d evil spirit of doubt out of her.

Eggcelent:
I couldn't even after following the instruction. Neither could my wife.

block heads.
Uhm sowi ooo,it was a slip of tongue.

if it were bottled water its nt bad,buh Pure water, its simply Disgustin

olayinkaj2:
25years of age? what happens to people that are already 27years? All this companies will soon start to employ people from secondary schools with these their yeye condition.

they wil hv to b born again.lol

the car drove pass my house, i chased and chased it with a bike buh unfortunately i culd nt catch it....oga tke hrt ur car don loss.lol

dridowu:
NATIONAL SAFETY COUNCIL RECOMMENDS
THE FOLLOWING MEASURES FOR DRIVERS.
1. Downshift immediately
Putting the car in a lower gear allows the engine
to slow the car, and may give you enough time
to be able to safely pull over. Whether you're
driving an automatic or a manual, try to
downshift smoothly through the gears. If you
downshift too quickly, you risk a skid. Do not
shut off the car to stop it, as you'll lose your
power steering, and do not put the car in neutral
or you will lose the engine braking effect.

2. Try the emergency brake, but don't depend on
it to stop you
If you're driving a car with a good, strong
emergency brake, go ahead and use it. In cars
with manual transmissions, the emergency brake
is often operated via a hand-activated lever
located behind the shifter, while in many
automatics you use a small pedal located on the
far left of the driver. It helps to try your
emergency brake out at slow speeds to see how
much stopping power it really has.

3. Work your vehicle into the right lane as soon
as you can
Move toward the right shoulder of the road, or, if
possible, toward an exit. If it is necessary to
change lanes, do so smoothly and carefully,
watching your mirrors and the traffic around you
closely.


4. Stay off the gas pedal
Perhaps this goes without saying, but do not
touch the gas pedal. Your goal, right now, is to
slow down, pull over and safely stop.


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LOL at no.3
if u loose break for high speed ehn, d kind fear wey go grip u ehn,dis tins wey u write hear no go evn cross ur mind..prevention is better dan cure...check ur car very wel b4 drivin.God saves

OgaInnocent:
Please I want to know. Am confused.

I have a blog. I have content. I have adsense. But I DON'T have Traffic.

I need help in this regard. How best can I advertise my blog to earn from my adsense account.

Pls I need suggestions!

Help!

if u ask me na who i go ask?

@OP,u wnt mke i read al dis tins finish? U wicked ooo. Jeezzz, pls summarize ur story joor

it shuldn't b compulsory.it shuld b done in a romantic way possibly with a kiss.

it shuldn't b compulsory.it shuld b done in a romantic way possibly wif a kiss.

buygala:
Ibo people and money shaaaaaa...


Quote me negatively and watch your grandfather sell your first son for a fairly used techno phone

u re nothin buh a M-U-M-U.

FriedPlantain:
All the sh1t listed above is nothing but crap. The last interview I attended was pretty straightforward and I killed it . After downing 3 bottles of orijin that early morning some minutes on my way to the interview just to help boost my confidence level, I stumbled and theatrically staggered to the front of the Secretary's desk and unconvincingly mumbled my reason for being there to her.

15 minutes later, it was my turn for the interview and I walked briskly to the interviewer's office.

Interviewer: Good morning
Me: good morning sir (grinning widely at him)

Interviewer: can we meet you
* Me trying to stiffle a short maniacal laughter threatening to escape from my lips*
Me: My name is Jay Jay Okocha, I am here to support your team...............


*well, I'd hardly finished that sentence when I was bundled out of the premises by the security.

LOL

funshint:
Bland!!! Abeg dat "offering of handshake" is not advisable. Some will consider it rude...imagine Dangote or Adenuga interviewing U̶̲̥̅̊...who be your p*p* to dey offer your dirty palm. Abeg your own done set be dat O°˚˚˚ !!!

handshake is a gud way of knowin who u re dealin with....if ur interviewer offers his/her hand in return then u can b sure he/she is a nice prson buh if otherwise,den u re dealin with a no nonsense prson( although dis is nt alwayz true).handshake is nt disrespective,its only a show of appreciation nd only sensible ppl knw its importance...

ednut1:
nysc service year shud be used to study gmat nd gre. i have passed only 4 out of like 16 tests hahahahaha. @donpizzle weda u study yoruba nd u gt an invite for a test u will write gmat,shl or gre test. to me it favours engineering nd science students most. majority of science students work in business related jobs nowadays

true talk. Nothin lyk specialization again dis days ooo. Anywhr wey wrk show na to start frm dere ooo.
Dat means we wuld hv to study both gmat nd gre....i hv bin studyin gre buh i hv nvr studied gmat.tanx for d info.

i tot GMAT is for business related courses. wat bout d science related course, do we stil go thru GMAT or GRE .pls a clearer xplanatn needed..tnx

kitnah:
Let's look at it this way
What about people who are dressed in the best cloth,but still lack confidence??

inferiority complex in action.

iddng:
Pls I need a reply peeps, got a mail from Dubai Petroleum Contructions regarding my Appointment letter for a job I applied online. The funniest part of it is dat I hav not even been interviewed and now dey sent me an appointment letter to work as a Site Mgr in their company in Dubai "Dubai Petroleum Constructions. Pls is dis a Scam job??

better scam...b4 u knw it dey wil ask u to pay a certain amt to process ur wrk permit,visa,passport e.t.c.....shine ur eyes well well.

Benny4:
Please was anyone here invited for interview with this company
PROMARKETING CONSULT LIMITED. I didn't apply But they sent
me a mail. Please reply ASAP. Thanks

bros, if u DID NOT apply den its a scam invite. Real firms have nt finish callin dose dat applied not to talk of dose dat did nt apply. Nigga shine ur eyes wella.

BOLDIM:
Hi guys, am new on nairaland, need to be educated.

Educated? Is nairaland a school