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(11) cucumber

wat of excessive self service?

EverestdeBliu:
Would Buhari had done the same?

maybe

chai!!!!!! Rev. Fr Mbaka talk am oooo... I no blive am. I for don use am blow for nairabet now. 500k x 4.0= #2m...;(

dnt come oooo. Atleast ur absence wil help reduce corruption in the country.....

idupaul:
What a selfish comment.... First she should commend the ordinary Nigerians that spent all day at the polls to make sure her husband was elected... The use of the letter I is the first red flag for a selfish and greedy person.

Buhari is HER husband nd nt OUR husband. So she is right to use 'I'... Be a gud citizen nd dnt mke trouble out of nothin....
Halla BUHARI

A frnd of mine has not been able to excrete faeces even after eating heavily for the past 5days and e is getting too worried bout it. he said that the worst is that he doesn't even get the urge to make use of the toilet. Am not a doctor so I don't know wat to tell him,that is d reason I am sharing dis with my fellow nairalanders. pls any useful information on wat caused it and treatment prescriptn will b highly appreciated. thanks in anticipation of ur reasonable replies..

A mixture of both....2 in 1(male and female)..

ScorchedViper:
How can there be more votes in Kano than Lagos??

oh yes, it is ryt..u tink lagos is d most populatd state? U nid to update ur research....... Dere re sme unknown state dt hv much population dan lagos jst dat lagos is more developed dan dose other states... KANO IS Surely one of dem.

Wat a fiercely contested election...it gettin evn more interestin. Dis na short version of gulder ultimate search....filled with fun nd suspence. Cnt wait for 2mao....

Sai buhari....

talented143:
With all this bomb nonsense dat happened in the east, Buhari still can never win cos no vacancy in Aso rock.
He can only be the president of the north not the south. We the South_easteners and south-south still voted massively.
We are stronger and united than they think. We are Gods own people. GEJ is our man and he is the one holding Nigeria 2geda. If not we will create BiafrA repulblic at all cost.

Therefore GEJ must and will win.


Good will always prevail against evil.

GEJ for winner 2015

its ppl lyk u dat tke our country backward....
U tink Goodluck is an Igbo ma?. Lol. He has been using his name Ebele Azikiwe to deceive d igbos since 2011. Open ur eyes.

wel said okotie. Buh its late for any correction of mistakes kos he has lost. Mayb e wil hv to do d corrections in otuoke...

Halla BUHARI

paycash:
Tinubu This, Fashola that!!!!Lagos is becoming congested every second and yet you claim that Tinubu has bought half of lagos.Fashola is not working yet you cannot relocate to those uncommon transformed PDP states to enjoy life.Tinubu owns Alpha Beta yet they are consultant to 22 states including PDP controlled states.Tinubu as a senior staff of multinational firm is already a multi millionaire before serving as a Senator and Later a deputy governor under Oyinola as Lagos MILAD yet he became rich in your own imagination under Fashola.Tinubu left office since 8 years ago without immunity andyou cannot file a single charge against him in any court.Fashola is corrupt yet EFCC can not quiz nor Probe the treasury of Lagos.Tinubu is overrated yet Jonathan purges whenever he mounts any podium to speak.Tinubu is greedy for sending his wife to Senate yet you praise Hillary Clinton for being a powerful leader.Tinubu daughter is Iyalaoja but you are ignorant that two sons of George Bush were governors of two different states in America while their father held sway as President.Tinubu is selfish yet he appoints commissioners from Anambra, Ogun, Osun, Ondo, etcFashola is corrupt yet he is a symbol of governance to all the 35 state governorsFashola is Tinubu's slave yet you wanted APC to make him their presidential flag bearer.Tinubu will cage Buhari yet you praise regional development evolution going on in the south west by Tinubu boys.Tinubu will buy Nigeria whereas Nigeria is already mortgaged under Jonathan.Fashola is not working yet you have not relocated to Abia state where Governor Orji has "dustbinised" the city.Fashola deported destitutes but you praised Akpabio and Peter Obi for doing same.Fashola deported Igbos yet you are still living in Lagos with your entire family and even visit Alausa at will.Fashola and Tinubu belongs to Islam party but you drink gulder, Alomo, Nkwobi Orijin in every part and corner of lagos without harassment.Akpabio performed better than Fashola yet you have not relocated to Akwa Ibom to enjoy the uncommon Transformation.Peter Obi did better than Fashola yet you cannot stay one week outside lagos to enjoy your new Washington state created by Obi.You love your state yet Omonile is defrauding you everyday in your desperate act of trying to acquire land illegally.You hate lagos yet you buy ocean in place of land and fill it rather than building on your own dry land.My dear,Your idiocy is amazing.Your foolishness is underrated.Tinubu is the AsiwajuTinubu is the JagabanTinubu is everything.Drink your urine if you hate him and go and moan to your Dad.Happy birthday to AsiwajuHappy birthday to JagabanHappy birthday to Omele-Oha.GMB is the masses choiceThis is GMB week.GMB is the Masses choiceMarchForBuhariSai BuhariDiaritz God.

Wats d essence of dis write-up?

MRLINGTON:
I'll vote just once

No,dnt vote once. Plss vote 100 tyms..

chibwike:
We all know Gej would win tommorow's election....i cant vote for a killer...a brutal person...a person who doesn't know the meaning of INEC.,A person who cant speak english correctly....Goodluck might be clueless..buh he has got a human heart...he is cool and kind heart...unlike that blood thirsty buhari that is desperate for power...

Goodluck would win tommorow by a landslide..

Mark my words.

In other news, Gej till buhari accepts defeat.

@seun et al,u wil nid to create a 'hate' or 'unlike' link for such comment as dis 1.

#yawns...... Enuf of dis political higi-haga. Meanwhile dnt 4get to PRESS for CHANGE.
vote buhari
vote baba
GOD BLESS GMB....

DeCritique:
Idiat! Nincompoop!! Flabbergasted animal!

Be like say the Caprisonne wey you take yesterday don dey shack you for head. Quote me again make I finish you.

Bunkom!!

lwkm.....hw old re u??

simplisity:
hahahahaha! The way nairalanders APC supporters comment makes me laugh. I dont know y they fail to look behond what is happenin or what is about to happen in this coming election to be able to know that Buhari will lose, the margin might not be much, but Jonathan will win. Spiritualy, Buhari is not destined to lead Nigerians, i dont know y u fail to understand that. The worst part of it is that, his supporters tag him a saint, as far as am concern, Buhari is not a saint and his also not d right person Nigeria is lookin for period.

oh,GEJ is a saint abi? We dnt care if e is a saint or nt,we care bout the future of our country-NIGERIA. Se fini

DeCritique:
Right Mr President


There is no need for this nation to take a gamble in trying to vote for Pa. Buhari.

The nation has undergone a giant stride in all parts of the economy. Buhari going in there would greatly repress the speed at which Transformation is occurring in all parts of the country and at all levels of Government.

Last Bullet: GEJ Till 2019

M-U-M-U

Our advice to
them is to grow up, get real and
prepare for the greatest humiliation of
their lives on March 28.”

lets wait n c who gets humiliated come March 28th........infact let d humiliation begin.
GMB click 'LIKE'
GEJ click 'SHARE'....

PRESS for CHANGE!!!!!!!
BUHARI 4 PRESIDENT

RedBenson:
Fool! Go and kill urself for bukoohari then. Iddiot.

u knw wat: u re a real PDP fan
u knw why: pdp fans are nvr sensible. They insult their opponents jst to get deir message across.
Are u patience jonathan's brother koz u re jst as senseless and stupid as her.ur foolishness mkes me wanna cry for u koz u seem to b very far frm wisdom.

SAI BUHARI
Sai GMB

ggrin:
na so craze dy take start o



yaba left ------------------>

Shediot
Liar
Mumu
Ode
GTFOH m0f0

haaa, al dis 4 one person. Easy oooo

Is dis a campaign?? Mama piss talkin shiiiiiit since 1960.......

its either BUHARI or an EMPTY aso rock.

Sai GMB

#in osuofia voice; 419 is nt a thief its jst a game any1 can play am....if anybody fall mugu chai my brother I GO CHOP AM.
Greedy men nd money lovers re easily duped.

sheunflexy:
Left to me the situation has already sorted itself out,we were four closed friends while in higher institution,you will always find four of us together,we were all in the same department(Civil Engineering)one of us suppose to have his introduction next week thursday at ibadan,yesterday evening,he got the info that their was a particular guy that usually come to visit his fiancee at her shop every evening,after tipping him off yesterday he decided to go along with one of the other guys been that am in lag right now,the door to the shop was half closed and the shop light off,my guy went straight knowing where the switch is and switched it on.....he saw wonders,a guy sucking his fiancee boobs,he wanted to pick a fight but the guy that went with him stoped him,called me and told me what happened,immeiately I told him to quit the shit,and if he refuses he shouldn't expect me at the intro,pls what will would you do in this kind of situation?

chai, na wa ooo.
To d ladies, any man or woman frm ur village dats has sworn dat u wil nvr marry..........holy ghost fire.
C as witches nd wizard wan use spoil dat gal introduction.

xynerise:
Have you checked your relatives?

non of mine gat d dirty mark..

Houseofglam7:
Why you come table him matter here

Did he tell you he needs help?
Let the man live his life abeg

oh yes e nids hlp. Hw can u luv only girls wit stretch mark..
i feel lyk vomiting each tym i see a babe with dat dirty shiiiit.

ronald4lif:
Someone is prolly using his picture as akube (hand fan) in his villa. It's not ordinary.

lwkm.......

Redoil:
These are the result of what we get for saying what God did not ask us to say.

plss shhhut up!!!! B4 u bring upon ur head d wrath of God...in other news, mke God no punish u oooo.

what can i say?