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RomanceRe: Abuja Runs Girl Slept With A Politician And Found Worms In Her Private Part by Donpizzle(m): 10:05pm On Apr 30, 2015
Sorry to her koz he donated her lyf to the brotherhood...
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened by Donpizzle(m): 4:48pm On Apr 30, 2015
youngsahito:
Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch match and met the soldiers on their way…. The soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)… The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes and the second person was wearing 50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the process the third man started crying from afar…Guess what? He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari 2015“…. What do you think will happen to him? Let me Sip my Cold Zobo and Hear what you guys want to say… lol
b4 d soldiers get to 150 d nigga go don giv up d ghost.
CultureRe: Imo State Mandatory Bride Prize List by Donpizzle(m): 4:40pm On Apr 30, 2015
CountDracula:
Because of whathuh? Na genevieve I wan marry?
evn if na genevieve self.........
CareerRe: Salary Scale Of Lecturers In Nigerian Universities by Donpizzle(m): 4:36pm On Apr 30, 2015
Doilooklikeicare:
Find below the Salary Scale and Conditions of
Service as obtainable by Lecturers and some
other staff in Nigerian Universities:

Salary Scale of Lecturers in Nigerian University

i Professor CONUASS 7 (N4,580,349 –
N6,020,163.00)p.a.

ii Reader CONUASS 6 (N3,768,221 –
N5,004,750.00)p.a.

iii Senior Lecturer CONUASS 5 (N3,091,505-
N4,455,506.00)p.a.

iv Lecturer I CONUASS 4 (N2,079,996 –
N2,684,010.00)p.a.

v Lecturer II CONUASS 3 (N1,649,509 –
N1,979,640.00)pa.

LIBRARY CADRE
i. Deputy Unuversity
Librarian
CONUASS 6 (N3,768,221 – N5,004,750.00)p.a.

ii. Principal Librarian CONUASS 5 (N3,091,505 –
N4,455,506.00)p.a.

iii. Senior Librarian CONUASS 4 (N2,079,996 –
N2,684,010.00) p.a.

iv. Librarian I CONUASS 3 (N1,649,509-
N1,979,640.00)p.a

v. Librarian II CONUASS 2 (N1,451,071 –
N1,754,902.00)pa.

vi. Graduate Librarian CONUASS 1 (N1,263,377-
N1,447,767.00)p.a

NON-TEACHING (SENIOR ) STAFF CADRE

i. CONTISS 13 (N2,723,069 – N3,632,404.00)p.a.

ii. CONTISS 12 (N2,014,717 –N2,827,525.00)p.a.

iii. CONTISS 11 (N1,823,167 –
N2,578,127.00)p.a.

iv. CONTISS 9 (N1,449,363 –N2,109,627.00)p.a.

v. CONTISS 8 (N1,247,854 – N1,855,515.00)p.a.

vi. CONTISS 7 (N1,073,217- N1,589,508.00)p.a.

v. CONTISS 6 (N698,251 – N1,062,683.00)p.a.
if dis is hw lecturers re paid there wil b no such tin as SORTIN....dis post is shiiiiiitt.
EducationRe: Meet Unilag Best Graduating Student by Donpizzle(m): 4:24pm On Apr 30, 2015
dat guy is extra-ordinary...he is the MESSI of academics.kudos to him.while makin his decision,i tink he should choose a public ova private firm. Job security should be a priority in decision makin. My opinion!!!!
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho: Striker Or Attacking Midfielder? by Donpizzle(m): 3:39pm On Apr 30, 2015
safarigirl:
We all know Iheanacho, the little boy wonder from the Nigerian U-17 team touted to be the next Okocha.

We watched him play as an AM under Manu Garba but after moving to Manchester City, the coaches there seem to think he's better as a striker and have been playing him in that role.

Mw thinks Iheanacho was made to be a number 10, he's good on the ball, his passes are accurate, he dribbles well and best of all, he knows where the net is when in a position to score and isn't afraid to send it in.

He's most suitable there because as we all know, the Nigerian team is in need of someone who can feed the strikers and also score goals and playing him as a striker will limit his abilities. He's not a front-man.many Garba knows why he delegated the AM role to the kid after seeing him play and I trust his judgment more than I do that of the Man City coaches who could only be using the kid because they need a striker.

I like to think of Iheanacho in a James Rodriguez role, giving as much assists as goals....as a striker, he could become just another Suarez, but his full potential lies in the midfield.


What do you think?
U may hv to ask iheanachohuh
WebmastersRe: Webmasters Enter Here If You Can Solve These PHP Questions... by Donpizzle(m): 3:32pm On Apr 30, 2015
FRInteractives:
Question 1
Q: What is wrong with this query: "SELECT * FROM table WHERE id = $_POST [ 'id' ]" ?
IF U ASK ME NA WHO I GO ASKhuh
HealthRe: 8 Common Causes Of Infertility In Men by Donpizzle(m): 3:25pm On Apr 30, 2015
ziqqz:
I would have taken this seriously if your source were not as useless as the thread itself.

Next!
forget the source....absorb d knowledge.se fini
PoliticsRe: Another Buhari ‘walker’ Arrives Gombe With Over 70 Requests For President-elect by Donpizzle(m): 2:20pm On Apr 30, 2015
soon sme1 wil fly frm Edo to abuja. For Edo State evrybody na pilot. Edo indigenes knw wat am sayin....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Air Force Corporal Slaps Inspector At Filling Station by Donpizzle(m): 11:35am On Apr 30, 2015
kaeforum:
poor lady, this is not about police and airforce this is simply discrimination against a woman the airforce man had the guts to do this because na woman dey there.
When time comes to show his bravery in places like zambeza forest u no go see am.

But the husband no try he for try defend d wife at least prevent the slap and show of savagery reminds me of one presido in naija grin
wich presido? U mean Oga Jona.lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Air Force Corporal Slaps Inspector At Filling Station by Donpizzle(m): 11:33am On Apr 30, 2015
only in naija... Ppl dat re suppose to set discipilinary example re exhibitin act of indiscipline evn in public view. Wat a shame.smh
CrimeRe: NDLEA Nabs Female Kenyan Dancer With Cocaine (PIX) by Donpizzle(m): 11:17am On Apr 30, 2015
breadandbutter:
[b]I watched with sadness how thousands of innocent people died in Nepal from that earth quake and it makes me wonder if God really finds joy in the death of people. The so called God is claimed to be alpha and omega but how come he sits dumbly and lazily and watch people they claim he worked so hard to create die like fowlshuh Many Nigerians are deep into the belief of this dead God that they no longer use their brains when commenting on tragedies because they have all been brainwashed into believing their existence is owed to a fable God sold to them by Isrealites who are far worse in commiting crimes against humanity in terms of war and killing innocent people. A four month old baby survived the earth quake and i was surprised to see some people thanking God for her survival shocked
Thank God for killing over 5thousand people and saving a 4 months oldhuh Africans are so mentally lazy that they call an imaginary Dumb God in everything. FuCck the foolish God for watching innocents die while watching. that is if the furker called God even exist. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH GOD FOR HIS WICKEDNESS IF HE TRULY EXIST. nonsense undecided[/b]
MAY GOD FORGIVE U.
Christianity EtcRe: Lagos State Shuts Down 24 Religious Outfits For Causing Too Much Noise by Donpizzle(m): 11:09am On Apr 30, 2015
upon all d churches, corruption stil dey high....na wa oo
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by Donpizzle(m): 10:53am On Apr 30, 2015
butanep:
those blessed with sharp brain don't talk much...


If you want to know more about me, get UNIBEN convocation brochure for 2012/2013,look out for the uniben scholar for that session, then search for the name as my moniker...

I don't talk... it is better you see it...

Best brains are always reserved...
den y were u soundin lyk a numb skull?
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by Donpizzle(m): 10:29am On Apr 30, 2015
butanep:
So you play n flex around n got such grade... I don't ve anything to say... the same futa some of my friends complain about... you know how you got your grades

The labor market will access you...
If u r nt blessed with a sharp brain, jst kip shut nd admire d blessd 1s.
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by Donpizzle(m): 10:12am On Apr 30, 2015
tjkadzyanju:
u r a liar guy....i had no social life in uniben....infact i lived a triangular student life yet i made 2.1...not first class.....who u b
u may hv to wrk on improvin ur performance instead of callin sme1 a liar.se fini
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by Donpizzle(m): 10:08am On Apr 30, 2015
butanep:
make I hear word ooooo... the name of your school n the course of study or else

I don't believe....
FUTO: A skul for d best brains
COURSE: industrial and applied mathematics..
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by Donpizzle(m): 10:04am On Apr 30, 2015
butanep:
make I hear word ooooo... the name of your school n the course of study or else

I don't believe....
FUTO: A skul for d best brains.
COURSE: Mathematics
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by Donpizzle(m): 10:02am On Apr 30, 2015
butanep:
make I hear word ooooo... the name of your school n the course of study or else

I don't believe....
FUTO: if u talk of ur school being stresful den u may hv to spend smetym(a semester is enuf) in futo to get d real definition of stress.
COURSE: Mathematics
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by Donpizzle(m): 9:46am On Apr 30, 2015
Martins301:
If I hear you made 4.32 from UNIBEN untop you clubbing and partying ehn! Just take your lies elsewhere.
its very possible dependin on the level of assimiliation. Sme can read for an hr and understand evrytin at once while others will hv to spend 4-5 hrs reading to understand wat they read.
i flexd lyk crazy in d university,i nvr read for hours buh i graduated with 4.16 cgpa .jst hv a set plan nd u wil b ok. I nvr joked wit my nites buh i only read for maximum of an hr...simply put: dpends on d brain..
RomanceRe: 7 Companies Guys Work With That Can Make Ladies Quickly Date Or Marry Them by Donpizzle(m): 7:21am On Apr 29, 2015
Aitee1:
Hmmmmm...but I love my boyfriend that teaches in a primary school nah undecided
nw dats true love...
PoliticsRe: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by Donpizzle(m): 1:04pm On Apr 28, 2015
Dasher90:
nawa o...very soon someone will swim from Lagos to... lipsrsealed
london
PoliticsRe: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by Donpizzle(m): 1:01pm On Apr 28, 2015
all dis man do dis-man do that re lies.......infact
BREAKING NEWS: man swims from Lagos to London...
HealthRe: He Was Asked To Hold Torchlight While Surgeons Continue Operating His Body by Donpizzle(m): 10:02am On Apr 28, 2015
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EducationRe: WAEC Seized My English Result Twice - Patrick Obahiagbon by Donpizzle(m): 9:41am On Apr 28, 2015
Dis guy grammar fit evn confuse the punch interviewer...
This man was born to speak grammar..smh
LiteratureRe: The Killer Leggings by Donpizzle(m): 3:42pm On Apr 27, 2015
seun dis-seun dat.Evrywhere na seun. Mehn dat name suffer for ur story ooo..
CrimeRe: My Pick-pocket Experience by Donpizzle(m): 3:39pm On Apr 27, 2015
dickrider:
SO NO PIX TO BACK UP THIS SUPER STORYhuh
is ur name THOMAS?
RomanceRe: I’ve Dated 12 Men, And Had Seven Abortions by Donpizzle(m): 3:25pm On Apr 27, 2015
FLAWLES:
.must u show how stupid u are? Well u er lucky ur MOTHER did not abort you with d odas she aborted angry she sha abort u or not,u still a BORN BY MISTAKE(now m done here)don't bother quoting me cuz i wodnt waste my fvcking time read it
what is dis 1 sayin?
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Donpizzle(m): 11:33am On Apr 26, 2015
@op, wetin i knw na say....who go enta heaven go enta heaven. Dis church tin self na wa oo. If to go church na to go heaven mehn space no go dey church again oo. Though u make sense shaa.
RomanceRe: Telemundo Is Affecting My Relationship;please Help by Donpizzle(m): 1:20am On Apr 26, 2015
DiamonJ:
Why can't nija guys be romantic for once, no cuddle, no sucking, no hugging, kiss become wahala, i regret leaving my white for nija nonsense, i wish i had befrnd a nija guy before d white, aHhhhh na till dead do us part be that naw,
hw many naija guys hv u dated? Perhaps u re datin d wrong naija guy..better stil WRONG GUY FOR U.
RomanceRe: Telemundo Is Affecting My Relationship;please Help by Donpizzle(m): 1:10am On Apr 26, 2015
dats wat u get for datin kids. Get urself a matured babe and spare urself of childish behaviour..

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