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Happy Birthday |
E don hit |
npower |
Nice one. Dis will be available in 9ja by 2050. Just guessing |
Buhari and Osinbajo are fighting recession, not corruption again WTF with dis govt |
Nawaoo |
Iyamu |
sorextee:I tire oooo, whether dem dey clone these boko Haram's them I nor know |
A controversial pre-wedding shoot reportedly by a Nigerian couple is setting internet abuzz as the couple posed in different s*x positions to the shock of people. The photo was shared by Bona Leo on Facebook. Although the names of the lovebirds were not provided, the couple sparked outrage from people as they noted that the pre-wedding shoot was provocative and offensive. Many people, when asked if they could replicate such positions considered it very daring. It is the era of pre-wedding shoots, as almost every couple in Nigeria considers it very important which has forced people to think outside-the-box for something catchy that would go viral.
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This is for real |
This is quite funny but it’s real. According to instagram user babaahmiteh: As funny as this might sound, 2 months ago a model approached me to coach her for a pageantry, at my leisure time I did and ladies and gentlemen, here’s the winning prize. Truth is as little as my spare time I had to tutor her, I actually feel like trashcan, waste bin, I feel useless, dilapidated and corroded for the time spent. Ok, that aside, she has to pay 100k to claim that “car” , they tried to start the car and it didn’t come up, she wad told to get a new battery, according to her the form was 4k. That also needs panel beating, then the “organizers” had the effrontery to wrap the seats as per “tear rubber” or? . Did she tell them she wanted to open driving school? . [color=#000000][/color]
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This is quite funny but it’s real. According to instagram user babaahmiteh: As funny as this might sound, 2 months ago a model approached me to coach her for a pageantry, at my leisure time I did and ladies and gentlemen, here’s the winning prize. Truth is as little as my spare time I had to tutor her, I actually feel like trashcan, waste bin, I feel useless, dilapidated and corroded for the time spent. Ok, that aside, she has to pay 100k to claim that “car” , they tried to start the car and it didn’t come up, she wad told to get a new battery, according to her the form was 4k. That also needs panel beating, then the “organizers” had the effrontery to wrap the seats as per “tear rubber” or? . Did she tell them she wanted to open driving school? .
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Oyibo carry our princess |
Hope Dem nor go fight like d way Dem do for introduction |
Writing gibberish |
MMM ooooo |
Okay na |
Anger everywhere |
Gud |
Vampa things |
Is a good thing but dunno why am laughing in North Korea pattern |
They earn d rest from granting bails in the court and corrupt politicians scandals |
Last week i drove 2 our market with my younger brother and i sent him to get some stuff with 65k, he was suppose to spend at most 15 minutes to get those items but he spent over an hour there while I foolishly sat in d vehicle listening to music not minding the where about of my brother, when he came back lo and behold, he met dis 419 and he narrated d story. Dat a guy excused him Dat he has a diamond to sell but he was directed to look for a babalawo dat will confirm if d diamond is a genuine one but my younger brother told him Dat he don't know any babalawo around and he left him and another guy approached him and asked him what he discussed with d first guy and he narrated everything to him and d guy was telling him, u foolish guy, come make we meet d guy which both of them and Dat second said he knows where babalawo lives and they went past d market outskirt into an uncompleted building and d second guy told them to pray before meeting d babalawo, when they were praying, d second guy told my younger brother Dat babalawo say u nor close ur eyes ooo, Dat was when my brother senses that these guys are scammers and he ran away from them. I was really shocked after he narrated everything. Moral of the story is when u send anybody message and the person spent over d time u expected don't feel lazy to look after d person. Sorry for typographical errors pls |
D snake black ooo |
D man b dey enjoy kulikuli for Morroco Dat year abi he don come back |
Lol. Smelly agada |
Expo |
This story dey complicated ooo. Good of u |
DickDastardly:Yes oo. This one chance govt shud focus on the economy not arresting citizens upandan, they shud question this economic recession, APC shud arrest recession |
Look before u leap but in Nigeria most men and women leap into marriage before they look. |
Make owner flex jare. |
