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Darlenelove:
Tracker is very important.
If you had it, with just sms, the engine will shutdown.

I have the same spider with urs.
Installed tracker on it. One day, i went to car wash and dropped my keys with them. Only to return that d employed car washer went out to get something urgently. Without delays, i sent sms for engine stop.

Next thing is, i uses my google to locate the coordinates of my car. I quickly called Police officers and we tracked it and found it in a hotel where he abandoned it because it can’t move again. I sent sms for engine to resume, gave police 5k to arrest the owner of the car wash for questioning and went home happily

The dude was just playing with you

NtiObaEneke:
I know the Arabs occupying Egypt currently are not the original occupants. What I don't know is where the negroid Egyptians were dispersed to.

You are the Negroid Egyptians ... we are all here .... Arab war dispersed all of us !!

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Brandonx:
ugly looking men with red eyes. These ones are so primitive I doubt if they have access to Internet so they can see what's happening around the globe.
I'm still saying it those men are far from beautiful. They look like cave men.

Stop coming to my mention with your frustration. Beauty is relative don't force your opinion on me like I'm not forcing mine on anyone.
Puta phut $ co be warned

They may be more happier and more fulfilled than you with Internet ...

what you don't know nor feel does not pain you !

YorubaKinging:
And the devil by means of modern sorcery

And science and technology keeps deceiving the whole earth

All these are movies
Don't trust NASA

They never went to the moon

And the moon is not a rock

It's a light ..

Just like the sun

God reigns supreme ... Great Eulogy to Science and Technology.... it is like an ant that flies 1km will also jubilate... we human travelling outa our natural home would also jubilate....

They say the entire Galaxies in the entire universe is x10 of the each grain of the entire sands of planet earth .... To now talk of Each solar system in each galaxies also x10 of entire sands of planet earth and planets revolving each Stars ...

It is Unfathomable ...

we better start seeing ourselves as what Bacteria is to us

Unfathomable in our eyes due to our limitations... Humanity has taken a very good leaped but our discovery, inventions should never get into our head .... we are still completely far from it all !!

Simplyleo:
Nkechi killed Auwal Suleman because of cheating? Very weird.



But which kind love dey exist between Nkechi and Auwal sef?

Wazobia Love !

Islam states we will first be in stateless position until the day of judgement when all souls so evolve shall gather together to be administer what's due to that soul including all animals too ....

Then All Animals will become dust and souls goes to heaven(Eternal bliss) or hell(eternal damnation) .... Simple...

Liposure:
Age is not nothing but a number afterall

Age is not nothing bro .... Age shows you are getting older, it is expected of you to be more wiser due to more experiences you have had in life also ... You are expected to be better informed and contribute maturely to life issues .... Approach life with maturity....

Also, Your body is worning down ... you are dying ... Age means you are getting closer to being done with planet earth

Age ain't a Number, it is more than a Number and it ain't Nothing

Milli10:
She is just a month older. On the outset tho, she thought I was 2yrs older due to my maturity both physically and mentally.. By the time she got to realise my real age, she had already fallen deeply for me..

No going back..

Wait and see ... Unless she already concluded it's you or your age doesn't matter to her ... But once she sees someone more matured and with specs better than you, she is gonna port citing age gap as the reason ...

Zzor:
you seriously took your time to finish her in your comment,her situation may be beyond her control but at least she's happy and bold,i bet if she was here to read your comment and others,it may cause her some low self-esteem.All of you are not fat online but we know how most of you appear offline,even if you don't have potbelly now,you and I know it's just a question of time,no be Nigerian men again.

What you should know is that being fat and obese shows you are living an unhealthy life choking your organs ... verily, when those organs are inhibited by fatty deposits in doing their job efficiently and effectively, they go extra hard to support the body in order to maintain life and living ...

imagine, the heart will need to beat faster, the liver will need to work harder in metabolising, the kidney will need to work harder in excretion... The lungs will need to breathe harder to absorb oxygen... you need to go x10 of normalcy to do what normal people do !!
Then your respiratory, Circulatory and digestive systems started having issues then different ailments started occurring....

Also more insulin to digest the fatty foods and make them absorbent by the cells .... Diabetes knocking once insulin problem exists...

Until one day the organs pack up and once one of the organ has any issue it affect the others ... They are all essential to the survival of each other and then the body ...

Watch what you eat and burn out your excesses... Being a Human is a very hardwork on itself !

Wolgrace:
His case is a small one, but his religious fanatism might be the real cause of his ignorance, carefree attitude, and marital turbulence, and it blinded him from seeking simple solution to his predicament..

Religious ignorance is a heavy yoke, self imprisonment, enemy of liberty, and more deadly.. Tell your friend to get rid of this slave mindset first.. More problems looms in his marriage and future if he persists because it is the foundation of "lack of transparent communication," and we all know the consequences of it.

-Religion is a thief of soul, peace, love, liberty, et al... Take note

You are trying to eradicate fanatism meanwhile you go haywire yourself ... so Religion made his dick noh dey hard
u kno see all dem brothers and sisters dey do something abi

NerdyRudeGyal:
It may be a medical problem. Why can't the man go to the Hospital or since when did Hospitals go into extinction in Ghana?

Hospital ke ... Nigga should carry his lazy ass and hit the gym ... it is obvious his entire body is full of fatty deposits inhibiting flow of blood to his penis ....

He should also eat good food and balance diet too ... Yoruba agbojedi is also a good deal .... That dude at 40 must have been pressured to get married ... Maybe he also has psychological disorder needing a psychologist sessions to cleanse his brain .... A disordered brain may abhor sex or inhibit erection

Jaapu:
I am not sure I can survive this kind temptation. Free food o.

with Free problem oooo ..... This is how many people enter one chance and how dafuq is sex a free food .... U mean like Free JollovRice with Assorted meat ... Ur brain dey pain you aswear !

safe yourself some avoidable problems in life and concentrate on what will bring eternal growth and development to you and your generations to come ... Shikom ...

muchroom:
The boy in the viral mummy calm down video is no longer in tears. He is seen answering some questions and excited at his new found fame.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1betkBOFAc

God bless African Mothers ... E no easy ... They boy suppose chop one lash sha for saying "Calm down" !!

Ask4bigneyo:
Mummy Calm Down: Boy Got An Ambassadorial Deal With Foundation

The viral video of a boy pleading his way out for beating got a deal with Combat Domestic Violence and Abuse Foundation.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM7VuqCeGvQ



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220831268104933&id=1035702076



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10220834103495816&id=1035702076

This small boy chaiiiii, e sabi lie die .... Very sweet mouth at his age ... all this Wazobia Pikin no go kee person with laugh

There is no Morality in Africa ... ThankGod we were discovered because it would have been worst ... !!

Thank God for Knowledge and emancipation...

Until there is Moral code (Which I doubt) , this country and most Subsaharan Africa is in for a very big mess!!

explosiveskull:
oga boko haram want to make your north their caliphate which when they do, they will stay there and you refugees go dey find where to live in which we southerners no go gree instead we fit camp una for middle belt but that is if they agree oo but boko decides to come down south, our way of life, tradition and most especially religion won't allow us to leak information and snitch on our army or blow ourselves up just cos we want to fight for one blood sucking god. men will fully come out to fight them off knowing fully well that we have noting in common with them unlike what is happening to our army where even the coas is following same mohammed as boko. so you see why we will repel and finish them off easily compared to what is happening now where men are not fighting with their hearts again cos when you capture them, your ogas who worship same thing with them will release them since all of them have same jihad at heart.

Dey deceive yourself ... That's what Ojukwu thought before e clear for his eyes and ran to cotedivoire... u see so many Northerners in Southern Nigeria and the beggars , the cobblers and Okada riders you take as piece of sh.it, when the time comes which I pray it will never come ... They will know road in your community more than you do ... Snitch Gini

U better no pray for war , you will run ooo !!

NockMedia:
C'mon man, it doesn't work that way. We both know that ladies are the weaker sex. You're not only at a risk of severely hurting her but you also stand the chance of getting locked up. Regardless of whoever started the drama.

Some dude would walk away but you know what, such a kinda girl can be kidnapped and the story go end ... Some real OG would stand up but the story must definitely has part 2 which is gonna be bad !!

Never train your Female child on assault ... it is very Dangerlous

explosiveskull:
do you know one thing I love about the Nigeria situation, na north dey kill and maim north under same buratai nose. That is why I don't pity when boko and bandits slaughter the northerner cos an average northerner wants tomlive that way. as far as we in the south are living peacefully, no problem make una finish yourselves, when una go finish, na so we go just build fence so that the remaining northern refugees will not come and cause nuisance here. i just pity the life of innocent soldiers who have noting to do with what is killing them.

Don't worry, I pray God will never answer your prayer because when Bokoharam finish with the North, they are coming down South... Ighotagho ... Nnamdi Kanu, Asari dokubo, Tompolo and Gani Adams might not be able to safe you ....

who be we wey go build fence ... u better come off your Akpu and Ofe Nsala ... wake up ooo

30naira:
Today, I attended a wedding ceremony. At the reception, the couple tried to maintain social distancing inside the reception hall, so there were limited seats. Most of the guests were in the open field outside. I sat behind two ladies, who should be in their mid or late twenties. I wasn't really paying much attention to them.

After a while, they left their seat and went out. After about 5 minutes two guys came, and sat down in the empty seats the ladies left. These guy are obviously in their early twenties.

About 30 minutes later, the two girls came back inside, I noticed that one of them has had a change of cloths. So obviously they went home and returned.

The girls demanded that the guys should leave the seat, because they got there first. It is their seat. As expected the guys bluntly refused. The girls started raising their voice and cursing. No one really cared to listen to them, the boys were busy consuming the drinks on the table.

One of the ladies got frustrated by the indifference of the boys, grabbed a glass of juice from the table and threw the content at the guy's face. The guy in turn opened the entire can, got up and started pouring it on the girl's head, ruining her make up and soaking her weavon.

Next thing we saw, the girl grabbed him by the collar with both hands, tearing at his skin with her nails. Before you could say Jack, the guy started raining down slaps on her face, she fought back too.

Before we could rush down, the girl had a bleeding nose and a red swollen face.

Now this is the part that particular offended me. Everyone that gathered round started heaping insult on the boy for beating up a girl, despite the fact that she initiated physical contact. Some women even went as far as threatening to arrest the boy. The entire narrative changed quickly. Some stupid men even tried to beat up the boys. I stood my ground and insisted that if anybody lays a finger on the boy, I ll see to it that everybody is kicked out of the reception.

It took the intervention of the officiating minister to calm the crowd. Everyone was insisting that he would pay for the girl's medical bills. Funny thing is that the guy had finger marks all over his neck. She was sobbing and attracting sympathy left and right, as if she was not the one barking like an animal moments earlier. In the end, it was the guys that were kicked out, the girls had the seat.

I get confused about this gender equality stuff, women want to be treated like men and treated differently at the same time. You can't claim equality only when it suits you. If it were two guys fighting, I'm sure they ll both be kicked out and nobody will spare a thought for the injured, there ll be no sobbing or comforting, it ll just be seen as two people disturbing the peace. But everyone is suddenly acting up to protect an equal specie, who is also the offender, and the females see nothing wrong in this inequality

Do you want equality or not?
Personally I respect and treat everyone equally, but if you initiate physical contact, male or female I will retaliate with the same ferocity.

The power of Vagina is innumerable ... Female realise only oestrogen calm really calm down the raging power of testosterone and they are utilising the power ....

Only a mental upright man can stand against the firepower of woman ... It is not the woman's fault , once testosterone kicks , most men lost their sanity ... That raging hormone is a mental inhibitor for most men unless you stand your ground against that hormone !!

GerraMeh74:
Nonsense!!!so we should wait for them to develop? Let's divide this country and allow everyone to develop when they want....

Na me dey talk nonsense ooo, see ur mouth like fowl Nyansh .... Oya use ruler divide am na ... Southern empty chest beater ...

as una wait for them for independent na so una go wait for dem till they are ready to develop ... do nonsense and Buratai will whoop ya Nyansh !

Nigeria can never develop until the Northern people Developed ... and They are gonna Develop , it is just a matter of time ...

that's why they are trying to regulate social media ... Sense won't kill Northern elites

luckyz4rea:
Thank you. You are right, but if you look at it from another angle you'd realize that the heart's potential is more than just pumping blood. The heart directs the man's mind

It's like loving someone. We don't love with the mind, we love with our heart but the mind devices ways to prove this love through various means, unless of course it is not a real one. In essence, all the mind does is to ensure it does everything possible to keep that love intact with affection and care and everything that makes it prove its commitment to what it loves

Take the correction bro , add science to your philosophy and it makes you sound great ... Don't make those science dudes rubbish your greatness ... You already doing fine but mixing up Heart and Mind

The brain control The entire Body and all her organs via the spinal cord from where the nerves branch out to the entire body delivering messages from the brain to the body back and forth .... The Brain is simply where your mind is and the entire system (Human Body) makes you a whole ...

Your heart can not reason bro, it only respond to what your body is passing through at a point in time by beating faster (To pump blood to tissues ) when your body is in danger or beating normal when you are normal ...

They all work together as a system but under the control of the brain ... You can't feel with your heart but your brain (Your mind) ... Your heart is programmed to only respond to what your brain is passing through ... The Medulla controls your Heart ... remove the medulla and your heart stop working bro and your lungs too and you die bro !!

Also, You can never feel anything in your body or this life until your brain feels it ... not even love nor hatred !! .... Your brain is You all other organs are simply helping it to live !!

Glory be to God , the lord of the Universe and everything therein !!

gypsey:
Absolutely! the same oyibo created and named their nation Nigeria and all other african countries, Africa and africans will always be enslaved to white people that is how they designed it, africans cannot survive on their own without oyibos. fact! take this recent pandemic for example. like you quite rightly asserted they are only very good in making babies and eat and eat and eat.

And Building Hotels too

slowpokes must always succumb to Knowledgeable people ....

While some are already exploring space , we still struggling for water, electricity, road , health and education here .... Someone siphoned money meant for project and fainted on cross examination on a live TV broadcasted all over the world ... #hithole ... Who would watch that and respect Nigeria or Africa ... Billions upon Billions meant for common people .... where is the love, Where is Religion

By the time we get to a stage where water, electricity, Education and road become a normal norms , Oyinbo would have already conquered planet MARS and the moon .... Then they can decided whether to Nuke the earth or not and tell their next generations how a planet once existed that housed blacks and whites and others together before it was Nuked due to cyber war or war ...


The way they are exploring the space today was the same way they explore the oceans then that brought them to us .... Then Slave trade begins ...

Negroid need to start looking beyond Money and Vagina and evolve ... Your brain is what you concentrated it upon ..... You have a job to train your brain to think and do better.

Even the Mongoloid are now catching up at an astronomical rate to the Caucasians .... No stone is left unturned .... Negroid are bound for second wave of slavery or mass extermination .... if not for Business and population, they don't need black man again for the Muscle... There are Cranes now and heavy machine to do black man Job ...

Brain is what sells nowadays

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donbachi:
When dat place don loose alignment finish,body don dey wrinkle,lipstick no dey hold tight to the lips again,stretch marks wey be like marine ropes don come out finish for their waist.

U mouth too sharp like Crocodile own ... which one be Marine ropes again

luckyz4rea:
Is it not the same tribalistic, racists and mouth-running humans with an appetite for corruption and hate that will instigate another helm of affairs?

Until our minds are changed, progress will not be made to the extent or optimum capacity in which God created us to function! The greatest tool responsible for negative or positive progress given to man is the mind.

The mind works with the heart. Once the heart is corrupted, all the mind will do is to ensure the heart stays corrupt by feeding it with corrupt things. The mind is hard to change. Once it changes, you get a new being.

For the mind to change, there must be a thirst for change. No thirsty man hardly ever dies of thirst, instead they are eventually led by desire and instinct to where to quench the thirst just like our thirst for corruption always gets quenched by corrupt things!

I love your analysis Excellent submissions.

But Everything is the mind ... The heart is just a tool to pump blood to the entire body and more blood concentration on where the mind wants blood to go !! ... Heart is just a Machine for Blood circulation.

J111333:
They don predict wetin go happen for millions of years to come so na who go confirm if na true or not?

Oyibo na nkogheri sef.

Your reasoning is why Africa is backward ... Imagine wetin someone did in 1914 regarding Almagation of Nigeria and till date their great grandchildren are still bossing our African leaders around ...

Only God knows how many secrets notes , Geography and Reports that's has been kept about Africa before 1884 Berlin Conference till date ...

The Oyinbo you mentioned have already started planning ahead of the 10M years that African plate will shift while All Most Africa do is sex , sex and sex ...

From Ugunda, Zimbabwe to Kenya to Nigeria .... it's all about power and women nothing for knowledge , progress and development .... Na Oyinbo go still help us with Knowldge, Progress and Development....

It's like feeding an animal to become bigger so as to succumb the day you want to slaughter it because it wont see it coming from same person feeding it ....

Rascism can never be eradicated .... While some are dedicated to using knowledge to conquer the world , some just want to have sex , procreate and spend money stupidly!!

seunlayi:
It should pass thru North and south Nigeria, people will be happy here for mother nature

we already have a large expanse of river that divided North and South ... Mother Nature already do justice

illicit:
e for break from middle belt Nigeria

Aswear ... before Niger and Chad finish southern Nigeria using Shekarau

Hyenas is the fugly of them all even snake fine ...

Hyena na Agbero always , his mouth sef be one kain .... Lion open mouth see love everywhere ... even Cheetahs ...

Hyenas Jungle thug

PrettyBunny:
Lemaoooo @come to daddy..

Support for each other (Financially, Psychologically, Emotionally, etc.) Communication and understanding matters a lot too. A lot do matter and we all know that..

I do consider age tho. Whether, I am really into someone or not..I can't go beyond 4-5 years right or below 2 years..

I have a friend that is 25 and her fiancé is 40. I can't do that. No matter how much I wanna get into someone, once the age goes higher than expected, I back out.

Babe, You are still 22 wait till you are older and mature enough, you would discover you ain't gonna back out ........ Especially when you are into that person ... You still nurturing University love and experience presently .... just chill, Reality will soon set in !!

Your 25yo friend knows better .... Babe, when you clock 27 or 28, Life become more clearer to you ... in Your 30s , life become HD to you... above 40s it's become HD+ with 7G network ... Nothing you no fit browse ....

You ain't matured yet at 22, the entire world is still in your hands now and it will never slip away , amen !!