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For me it would be THE VAMPIRE DAIRIES to fight along side NIKLAUS.

Papa Akpos got drunk & came home very late.
He sat on the door step for thirty minutes trying to figure out
what to tell his harsh and super strict wife - Ekaitte the reason
for his lateness.
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He gained courage, opened the door and found Ekaitte and his
son (Akpos) watching a late Night movie.
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He passed them and went upstairs, his
heart pounding hard.
.
To his surprise, his wife didn't say a
word.
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Just to confirm, he decided to walk past them, and again back to
the upstairs corridor.
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But his wife didn't say a word.
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He signal Akpos to come.
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And he asked him; "How come today your mother isn't
speaking?. or even uttering a word!"
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Akpos replied; "She asked me for lipstick and I gave her glue"
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Papa Akpos replied: weldone Son.
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nickyvil:
Do your pet have life? Can your pet give birth? Can you make money selling d kids of your pet and still keep the mother? Can you pet feel your pain when your down? Can your pet secure you from danger? Is your pet the best man friend?

No my pet can give birth. Of course I can make money with ma pet, Bt wait oo u keep pet bcus of money u make selling d kids. SMH. Yes wit d rite app u phone can know u mood. Apart from dogs which pet fit secure u N lastly my pet is mans best friend ask LEKINZ

Its no joke that we all love our phones, even more than we love ourselves. To me, my phone is ma best friend n pet. Why take care of animals when you have ur fone.

I ve seen a guy dat mistakenly steps on his Iphone 5 on hearing a crack sound, he silently pray that I should be his leg dat broke nt d screen.

Hw many of us love our pet dat way
To me my phone is d best pet u I can ever have.

Can you take ur pet to d toilet wit u?
Can you take ur pet to church wit u?
Can you take ur pet wit u on a date?
Bt I can, so btw me n u wu love his/her pet better??

jamex93:
hahahahahahhahahahaha so she no see better tin to send u, na pad abi u for come mai give u d PS pad wey dey form my room, make u give ha

No be only PS pad na BRAKE pad u for talk.

Last week a colleague of mine came visiting n suddenly she started having dis stomach ache, n I asked wats wrong she said that she is on her period n dat she forget to bring sanitary pad wit her dat I shud go n buy 1 for her, on getting dere I asked d shop attendant for 1 n she was looking at me like I came from Mars.

I want to know wats wrong wit guys buying sanitary pads.

This 1 na family zone


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