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Jackossky:
Is there anything you have done because of love which you regret anytime you remember?

Hmmm, I can remember a friend of mine that helped his new girlfriend to write an exam, this my friend (Let me call him A) is a scholar on a good day, this babe begged him to write an exam because she has failed that same exam back to back, she couldn't afford another failure. My guy being the Samaritan he is agreed but with the promise of entering the promise land after all said and done.

We the friends gingered him and some advised against it.

To cut the story short, he was caught and saved by a hair's breadth, the said girl reneged on her promise and threaten to 'finish' my guy if he make any advance towards her.

Come see how she was loyal prior the exam, this made my friend never to try such and anytime he remembers, he always seem like crying. We do taunt him till today and to cap it all, he had to pay his way out with his own money.


Share your experience...

This is contrary to your question cos your guy was not in love. He just wanted to have a taste of something he never had.

Adullam888:
I need someone to develop a website(blog) for me. I already have a template.
My budget is 3000naira

Visit lynda.com and start learning web designing. It's just 25mb. You'll become like Mark Zuckerberg in just 1 minutes.

Come and testify to us later. Nonsense!

Aladin245:
I'm a newbie in website development, but I really want to understand what backend developers do on a day to day. What are the task they're involved in etc.

They cast net in the bush to catch lion. If you had asked Google this question, you would have saved nairaland some space for important information.

You can build it with WordPress but you have to be very good with the CMS.

This your challenge is quite funny. We should just showcase our apps, or you want someone to develop it for you?

P

All bunch of terrorists. Why fight for Allah? Is he that powerless that all you can think of is kill in his name? gays!

Tripitaka:
Have you dated a girl who is a product of incest?
Have you dated a girl whose brother raped the mother for ritual purposes?
Have you dated a girl who grew up to find out that her actual dad is the family driver, but the pregnancy was passed on to the "willing dad"?
Have you dated a girl whose own father has been sexually abusing?
Have you dated a girl whose mother's nude pictures are all over the internet because she was caught shoplifting?

I believe your answer would be "No", as you would have included these in your narrative.

The families in your narrative can hardly be classed as "troubled" as I would like to think that your experiences are the peculiarities of your average Nigerian family. The average Nigerian family where diabolism and fetishism is real; where cohabitation is in vogue because the government outlaws abortion and your parents would insist on you living with the man who impregnated you even if he has no interest in marrying you; where young widows are still oppressed by their late husband's relatives; where poverty and unemployment is the norm hence a 40yr old unemployed man is nothing out of the ordinary.

The women you have been with are not from troubled families, at least in my opinion. They are simply from Nigerian families.

What is this one saying? Who outlawed abortion? Even calling them Nigerian families as though being a Nigerian is a problem.

Ayodele951:
You can check cases of Covid19 in Nigeria and the 36 States in real time.

https://ayodelesalimon.github.io/Covid19-Nigeria/

Is NCDC website and Twitter handle non functional?

KingMicky3286:
Who can install flarum forum for me and modify it?

Please drop your whatsapp.

080.31975415

LSarcastic:
Can you tell me how realistic this ridiculous idea is?

No need to tell you shît since you already know it's ridiculous. Direct your question to Google next time. Ignorant dullard.

jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa.

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend.

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face.


Edit: For those asking about the 10 kobo I gave Musa, like I said initially, I don't exactly remember the actual value, but I know it was the change I had on me which was a coin.


Also, N 500 note was in existence as at 2003/2004

You're a covid liar. K10 in 2003. Are you stupid?

N40,000 that's too much. Why not make it N10,000?

RemiAbdulSamad:
hey guys. am building something like jiji and I need ideas. what do you think is missing on jiji that I can implement with regards to this project.

I've gotten some ideas but I need more from you guys

Implement VR technology. That's one of many things missing on jiji.

Lilisticlili:
I need an interactive website were people can chat together, and also upload videos and adverts. how much will it cost and how long will it take？

Will cost you N150k and will be ready in 3 to 4 weeks.

Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing

When was the last time you de-wormed your body system. Try that to see if the diarrhea stops then come back for the rest.

PSconsultinga:
Hello!

I am entrepreneur with amazing software-driven business ideas. I am not an expert in tech so I'm looking for a very good young software developer who I can collaborate with to bring my ideas to light. Drop your contacts below if you meet this description.

booked

Use the one you're most comfortable with. For me I use Figma cos I don't really need a super computer to work with it. The only problem is that you need to be online for better performance. Figma is also cool for collaboration.

I use AXD when I need to quickly set up a mock-up for my client.

Unicorno:
Thanks for your time, I fully understand what you are saying,there's even a department that uses architectural apps to design buildings or machines to be used in movies....to be selective I'm most interested in the VFX thing since I don't want to be a cinematographer or video editor or something like that but I just wanted to know the chain of how everything works, how they are connected

VFX is also another broad aspect of movie production as there are other things that you still can't master as a VFX artist. For instance you can sculpt a good model and lack the skills to properly animate it. Some peoples jobs is to create digital environment while another takes care of proper lighting of the environment. Some movies requires you to model a replica of your actor just to perform an incredible stunt. If you've seen "Aquaman" you'll understand what I'm about to say here. A team built some amazing models while another was interested in color correcting the models. Another was responsible for the hair in water motion etc.

Know what you want to do and start learning from specific aspects. Know if you want to create human models or buildings or even good at story boards etc. It's a lot to write but good luck. To further help you, go lean hudini 3d, Maya and most importantly Photoshop.

Unicorno:
I was going to post this in movie section buh I just had this intuition that I people here would be more capable to give me answers....


So I'm interested in learning how to make sci fi and action movies but the problem is I don't know where to start from... I already know a bit about gree screen technology but its far from enough... I just need a step by step guide about making scifi/action movies

All my efforts to get answers on goodle proved abortive... It seems they are hiding that particular knowledge on Google... Please help me

Nobody his anything from you. There's more to creating a SciFi or actin movie which means that it's not a job for one man. You need to be a good cinematographer to direct your scenes to tell a good story. You also need a good video editor, a great VFX team etc to do this.

So for a one man to achieve these is near impossible but doable if you're doing a 2 seconds video or 1 minute VFX reel.

Hollamide01:
Drop your Whatapp number and full name and age if you can build a Grocery app
or follow me on IG @hollamide01 and Dm ME!!!!


Deal of your lifetime and make money in dollars..

Well, my age should still remain with me till you contact me.

My phone number is available on my signature.

The full name is Henry Shedrack

Bankoleyemi:
Not that, we both agreed as I chose the template that he will add the multilanguage in it, it is there already, but only English is in highlight. He agreed to do it, only to come back and tell me he wont do it till I pay him. He did nt tell me how much till I gave him 4K. Even the first one, he did not edit it to my taste as I told him small things to edit which he is getting it hard to do.

Truth is, get someone else to do the job and then ensure you state everything you want done to the person by creating a to-do list so the developer knows what he's up against before charging for the job. If you feel you can continue with him, then create a list of what you want him to do then ensure he host it on his own server then when you're sure he's done all you requested of him then you can pay him after he has transferred it to your own server.

abmendozer:
I am new to frontend development. I am currently on javascript though. I am in looking for a partner that is also in this line. Just to share ideas, tasks and problems together. Sometimes I get bored alone.
Regards!

I do the UI and UX with the mockup and prototyping.

Then HTML, CSS and JavaScript are my main tools for now.

Low cost

Bankoleyemi:
I bought the web host myself, just to install a script and do small editing. I paid him 15k at first, he demanded for another 5bit or a particular plug in, then I gave him another. He finished that. I paid him another 15k for a new job, he started that, accepted to make it multilingual as I indicated the site has only one language. He started working, only to come back and tell me he wont make it multilingual again that I will have to pay for it. I gave him more 4k and pointed out few things he need to edit in the former site and the present one, add phone numbers in the registration field. He started demanding $250

I see where the problem is coming from. You were specific with what you wanted in the first one which was completed. Now you want him to add multilingual functionality and also do a few tweak in the new one for 4k. So where's the milking here?

Bankoleyemi:
Nairalanders, I contracted a programmer I got his contacts from Nairaland here to install and edit a Hyip script for me. We agreed on a certain amount which I paid him. He started the job, but he was very arrogant and not ready to let me tell him exactly how I want the site to look like. He was doing it as if I should be begging him to do that. I bought the host myself, only for him to install a script and edit it, I even bought the script from him. He did not give me the download link till now.

I endured till the end not minding his arrogance. I noticed that the site was not showing a referral link when registered, but it sends email to the new client, I now tell him if he can add the referral link or add a field in the email the new registered member gets that his referral link will look like this (www.thesite.com/?ref=Username). Then add phone number in the room for Personal Information in the registration page, make the site multilingual which we earlier agreed upon. He started calling me names that I should give him $250 to do these. Nairalanders, is it fair?

We're not sure how much you paid and the agreement between you and the said developer until we know this, then we can decide if it's fair or not.

Ok. Check signature for details.

The type that'll tell you to design a logo with a gentle and harmless lion that has it's mouth wide open as if it was angry then the harmless lion will then have blood stains while standing on the lamb it just devoured.

Angular and react js