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Nairaland / General / Re: Dangote Trailer Crushes Lady Dead On Enugu-Port Harcourt Expressway (Graphic Pic by donsmarte(m): 11:09pm On Feb 22, 2018
Dangote trucks killing Nigerians since 1960
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Divorces Husband Because Of Too Much Sex by donsmarte(m): 5:28pm On Nov 12, 2017
Six hours ....na World Cup?
Politics / Re: Girl, Hauwa, Delivers Her Letter To Buhari Which She Failed To Deliver To GEJ by donsmarte(m): 11:47pm On Jul 11, 2015
dis is not only a propaganda,bt also it's a season of letter writing,another grl go soon write her own come meet the president.
These just few weeks ago after d mentality ad d trend of trekking or ridding bicycle 4rm desert to abuja 2 meet pmb.
Me i wonder o.
Family / Re: Court Dissolves 3-year-old Marriage Over Wife’s Lack Of Vagina Opening by donsmarte(m): 1:28pm On Apr 29, 2015
na transgendered b dat
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Congratulates Buhari - Vanguardngr by donsmarte(m): 7:22pm On Mar 31, 2015
i never knew,all this while we have a female president
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Female Virgins by donsmarte(m): 12:40pm On Mar 27, 2015
brito:
A virgin here, pls tell me my category. I am afraid of d1ck
lol.check out no.5
Religion / Re: Fr Mbaka Shuts Adoration Ground Over Alleged Threat To Life by donsmarte(m): 11:01am On Mar 23, 2015
why shuting down ur ministry,dnt u no longer believe dat God wil protect u
Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha, Imo PDP Governorship Aspirant Buying Vegetable In The Market by donsmarte(m): 11:50am On Mar 21, 2015
pendy79:
I have seen purchase of smoked plantain, corn and gala but this one goes above the normal gimmick. He got the script all wrong.

Buy vegetable, is he a goat ni? The script is to buy and eat instantly to show humility and bringing yourself to the level of ordinary people but when you go buy veggie, then you must buy pot, buy pepper, buy stove, buy onions, buy fish then enter a road side bukka and do the cooking there.

He should meet fayose and omisore for tutorial.
u talk as if u dn't eat vegetables,ar u a cannibal?
Crime / Re: 75-yr Old Herbalist Arrested For Defiling 12-yr Old Boy (pics) by donsmarte(m): 10:54am On Mar 21, 2015
i can smell 14yrs
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Girlfriend To Death by donsmarte(m): 10:20am On Mar 20, 2015
xrisdon:



Mr. man,
did you build house on nairaland

you are always on every thread writing rubbish and inciting tribal war,
if its not Igbos today its yorubas.

whats your problem?
which tribe you be self?
na congo man,no mind am

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Jokes Etc / Re: This Guy Says He Looks Like Usher And Gets An Epic Response (Photo) by donsmarte(m): 10:17am On Mar 20, 2015
weed is talking
Culture / Re: Where Was Africa When The World Was Developing ? by donsmarte(m): 9:42am On Mar 20, 2015
they ar busy hunting ad fetching firewoods
Politics / Re: Troops Finally Rout Terrorists From Bama And Last Stronghold In Yobe by donsmarte(m): 10:00am On Mar 17, 2015
Jonathan is working,TEAM #NEVERAGAIN.
Politics / Re: Fashola Mocked On Twitter For Blaming GEJ Over Lekki Robbery With #fasholajoker by donsmarte(m): 3:31pm On Mar 14, 2015
i didnt meet up early in the market today due to traffic jam-i blame GEJ-#Fasholajoker#.
Politics / Nigeria Has Been Fighting Boko Haram Since 1914(a Must Read) by donsmarte(m): 11:25am On Mar 09, 2015
I came accross a broadcast which opened my eyes to things i see time to time bt i neglect.
TO ALL NIGERIA STAKEHOLDERS
1)All naira notes has Arabic inscription on them EXCEPT 4 the new ones passed into the Economy by GEJ(#100 new notes,polymer currencies lyk #50,#20,#10 ad #1000).
2)Nigerian constitution never mentioned jesus or christianity bt islam was mentioned several times including sharia law.
3)National Assembly was built lyk a mosque.
All these should tell u dat ISIS,BOKO HARAM are doing their best to acquire Nigeria 4 islamic states,ad a huge plan is to be launched soon by ''febuhari''.
I've nw understand dat boko haram is just the army of a group of people we see bt dn't knw to be the enemy of this nation.they have planned it perfectly ad GEJ is so unlucky,bt i pray our dear land will receive peace and never be devastated.
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Preaching & Meditating On The Bible (photos) by donsmarte(m): 10:19am On Mar 09, 2015
[quote author=lalasticlala post=31430090][/quote]devil's incarnate
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Can Do For The One You Love? by donsmarte(m): 10:11am On Mar 09, 2015
buy her some underwears
Romance / Re: Why Are All The Good Guys Taken? by donsmarte(m): 10:06am On Mar 09, 2015
omowumee:
you know...those kinda guys that:

they talk less n do more
they put you in their future plans
they dress responsibly
they have decent jobs
they are good looking
they dont give unnecessary stories
they dont want a "no-strings" sex relationship
they cook soo well too..
the list goez on...is it jez me or are they all taken...?
why ar all the good girls taken?
Politics / Re: BRAEKING NEWS - Buhari Returns To Nigeria On Friday by donsmarte(m): 2:14pm On Mar 04, 2015
so this man is still alive !
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S6 & S6 Edge Officially Unveiled (Pictures) by donsmarte(m): 12:40pm On Mar 02, 2015
chai ! We are in trouble o,very soon our girlfriends go demand 4 dis machine ad iphone6 will b a history.
Politics / Re: Apc Jittery Over The Achievement Of The Army And Government - Aljazeera by donsmarte(m): 1:34pm On Mar 01, 2015
how can they b happy,offcourse nt,seeing how the military is progressing ad how their boko haram brothers ar dying in quantities.
#GEJISWORKING#.
Romance / Re: Can A Man Be Molested? by donsmarte(m): 3:00pm On Feb 28, 2015
Apparently yes,if u want 2 knw what am saying is true,then try 2 visit a girls borden school.
Politics / Re: Fashola Replies GEJ. "Spend 5 Days In Chibok And You'll Know What Bondage Is by donsmarte(m): 1:44pm On Feb 24, 2015
temitemi1:
Fashola shut ur mouth!! GEJ till 2019!!!
supported.fashola u ar a coward by vomiting dat rubbish 4rm ur mouth 2 our dear presido,wat happened 2 ur legs? can't u go there ad stay atleast 2 days.
Romance / Re: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by donsmarte(m): 11:53am On Feb 23, 2015
missjenny i knw u haven't been thinking abt me,so am here 2 free ur mind.(hope its works).
Politics / Re: Yunusa Halid, PDP Youth Leader Tears Membership Card In Public (Photos) by donsmarte(m): 11:06am On Feb 23, 2015
mtcheeew...why ar they stil leaving their clothes ad cap ontore,go on ad tear the thrash,afterall it dosen't stop GEJ 4RM WINING.
Politics / Re: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by donsmarte(m): 10:45am On Feb 23, 2015
J3nnyluv:

Make u go baga go bring the picture I dey here dey wait u
lol.u no want the pictures again,i wil b ur help wen u ar ready,cos my camera needs to tour wit u
Family / Re: Hillarious! Satisfy Us In Bed Or Face Mass Divorce - Kaduna women protest by donsmarte(m): 3:11pm On Feb 22, 2015
this 1 na real war against incompetent.

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Politics / Re: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by donsmarte(m): 2:56pm On Feb 22, 2015
J3nnyluv:
Oya wey d picture
come ad take camera go baga ad snap d pictures.
Family / Re: Why Do Men Take Advantage Of Advanced Single Ladies? by donsmarte(m): 12:09pm On Feb 21, 2015
Redoil:
after ladies and people like you might have taken advantage of men in ur younger days forgeting the world is round and it is now pay back time. What goes arround comes arround.
sure banker.thats the no 1 law of KARMA.
Car Talk / Re: Nissan Rolls Out First 'Made-In-Nigeria' Cars (Photos) by donsmarte(m): 12:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
this is just the begining,u ain't seen nothing yet,keep up the Goodwork, ''ON JONA WE STAND''.
Romance / Re: My Neighbor's wife Won't Stop Disturbing Me by donsmarte(m): 11:54am On Feb 21, 2015
coolestboy:
U are interested man, just pretending.
Wat wil it cost u 2 delete her contact and act as if u dnt knw her?
apparently u ar right,why can't u delete her number 4rm ur phone.(i smell something bad)
Politics / Re: Buhari Flown Abroad For Prostate Cancer Checkup - The Herald by donsmarte(m): 11:58am On Feb 20, 2015
chai ! See weting some foolish citizens wan vote in,this Grandpa don finish nah .wetin remain..
Abeg my country people,make una wise up o,we need a young vibrant ad elegant person like GEJ,ad nt a flimsy.weak old Grandpa like GMB.
Nigeria has a great future ahead,we dont need 2 go back 2 A.D.
So make we match this country ad GEJ forward to 2019.

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