₦airaland Forum

I no trust the Girl story jareh.........

Biglittlelois:
I was actually born in the 80s, but I understand your insecurity and complex issues.

Lolsss,,,so na Gas dem dey use in the 80's??


Ohh ohhh ohhhhh,,now i remember na NEPTUNE u dey base,,,u no dey dis EARTH..

Be careful not to nack down my building..........


One round is ok...............


Stick to one Babe,i look her finish tell am say,Ma'am i no get Babe,,she was like wooooowww!!!!.....


And i was like mehn ur daughter go hear word ooooo


Las Las i discharge leave dem,i no fit dey kpansh who don get "issue".....

Wickedness at the highest level.........

Autioning some one means of livelihood,o wrong nah.............


Man inhumanity to man.......

Trump is cumming..................

Mk dem jst hang am over to street boys mk dem gv am slow death


Dat man no suppose die well........

Mk dem jst hand am over to street boys mk dem gv am slow death



Dat man no suppose die well........

helinues:
For more jokes SMS Apc to 419

Ahhhhh!!!!!!.....


Oboy the work don tire u??

Fresh Breeze blow you?

Pple swear don dey work?

Abi dem hack ur account

sojayy:
For crying out loud, what's this, is my eyes deceiving me, could it be a shadow or what

Oboy u be monitoring spirit


I dey busy dey admire d chest,na under under her thighs ur eyes dey........



mehn u dey see tinsss ooooooo

The wife fine scatter..........

But e kum b like say if he kpansh am finish he go ejaculate his brain join.....

The wife fine scatter..........

But e kum b like say if he kpansh am finish he go ejaculate his brain join.....

risos:
Them go just start family dey breed rapidly for your head. Don't ever try that except the circle is a money chasing gang.

See you oooooooo........


If ur goons have brain dey will struggle to be like u...


You help dem by showing dem way forward then u ve less liabilities to worry abt.......


Rich men wey dey help people rise no dey run down....

If u get and i get,our accts go dey appreciate....

sapphiere:
What is this one even saying? David said to stay rich you have to empower your circle and I concur based on experience.

Is it every rich person you know their stories?

Poverty hold gun face Helinues,........


If he try to be Rich,poverty go just pull the trigger......


Dats why u see dat he is comfortable been a BMC Zombie........


We Rise by Lifting others..........

Me wey small thing dey off.....if u re not natural avoid me........

wahala for dos wey go even bleach dia kpekus join............

Black is beautiful..........

MrNipplesLover:
the person wey u hear this from must be a legend who sabi how things work in that lifestyle...

prayer doesn't work anyhow without a cause or needs for it, same for the babes with 'science'.

when u settle a babe good and make her happy with ur pay, u are free.

that's my belief and shittt never happened.

Correct man........dat na why i no dey dig free kpekus even if na my bae.....

Met a bae earlier dis year after kpanshing i sort her,next time i wan sort her she say she no come for d mullah,mehn naso i persuade her sotey she collect d benjis ooo,,,since den i don ghost for her matter oooooo


nobi ma head all dis desperate hoes go get ooo



Men really need to be careful and vigilant all d time....

MrNipplesLover:
Story story...



that's why I always advocate against free sex...

if u wanna have peace of mind while bangin pussies anywhere, just ensure that you pay a good cash to make them pussies happy.

and avoid sticking to one pussy... if you're a fun lover/seeker.

fvck one and move on...but ensure u left the pussy happy with some good mullah.

na those wey dey think say dem be bad boy players dey enter women traps....


like say we too no know how to play smart...


no fear, my niggas...

I hear say if u sort any bae after kpanshing say her science no go get u......how true is dat??

Zzor:
Stupid man,i know his stories with several women, maybe one has really dealt with him. rubbish

How did u know


Hv he kpanshed u bfr??

If i notice say any girl wan use me i go just kukuma use her do Blood money..........


Girls are bad...........


i can relate to wat Deji said.........

Chaiii....wetin many couples dey pray for day and night......

Dis life sef.............

Rip little one..........

Poverty too bad..........

AdemolaA2:
I can relate with what Davida is saying .. same feeling I’m having now !!!

Ever wondered why the rich also complain of depression?



To be wealthy sef na anoda wahala on its own.....


Not to talk of been wealthy and famous,double wahala........



Only the wealthy ones can relate to wat he said....

MilkyGalaxyBCH:
He can't stop making money because money loves multiplication.

He was only joking. Some Nigerians and seriousness are like 5 and 6.

Davido knows that to fund his lifestyle, he needs more & more money.

Why do you think he drops singles regularly? If you live a lavish lifestyle without earning steadily, you will go broke in no distant time.

The money wey davido don spend for ICEBOX JEWELRY STORE don reach to build two fully furnished state-of-the-art bungalows for ikeja.

Let dem know bro.......

Celebrity lifestyle no easy at all.........


Pple no wan knw weda u no get ooooooooo


He needs more and more money pass the normal hustlers........

bukxy:
The love i have for this yeye Davido is diminishing you know the reason?
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he talks like my 11 years old younger brother.
Not matured at all!

Lolsss,,,dey dia dey believe dis bloggers.......

U tink say e dey easy to be rich??


If u knw how dis guy dey hustle like poor man pikin u go knw say no be every rich men children dey depend on dia parents wealth.......


Dj Xclusive.........


Maryokun........


Burna Boy...........


dj Cuppy.............


Soft................


Falz

Xisnin:
How about Aye and Eye, respected associations?

No be "Aye" all dos legislators dey shout for house if dem support any notion


No be Two EYEs u get


If you use "Eye" for seeing say "Aye"......

e no pass like dat.....

Adamu wetin u smoke?

Bakinwuta:
Enjoy your game.

Lolssss,,,kwana biu.....

You are a Bokoharam, kill all that you want, destroy and kidnap innocent citizens something will happen to you.
The Nigerian government would embrace you for job weldone.
All in the name of rehabilitation.
Send you abroad and fly you from sambisa to the government house....
And want you to be drafted into the army, Burutai would commission you personally.
You are a bandit.
You destroy, rape and kidnap and kill Innocent citizens that refused to pay you money for them to farm in their own ancestry land. Don't worry Nigerian Army together with the state governor are coming for you.
The are coming to beg you to surrender... Like El rufai they would pay you money running into millions... The GOC would even take pics with you like you are Prince of Wales. Afterwards you guys party and chop suya... Then home you go in one piece.
You are a citizen. .. you protesting because the country is retrogressive. You joined #EndSARS
Don't worry the the President is coming for you
Noooo.. he didn't. He sent his boys to shot and kill us. The Nigerian Army didn't beg us like the bandits... They never engaged us in a dialogue to hear our plight but rather they engaged us with the bullets even when we sang the national anthem
Before you say Jack Robinson, they sweep it under the carpet like all is well and nothing happened.
Notice how Burutai has been forming Rambo with Armless citizens ? God dey Sha.

Insecurity everywhere......
Spray d bastard......

Why not kill them at sight??
Bubu Burantashi head no dey house.....

He gave the white man Black monkey Beating.....

The white man go don turn black after the beating

See politicians that Nigerians voted for.....

They keep getting richer while the poor are dying of hunger and starvation.....

Muna4real:
Okay. The payed Nairaland urchins have all come out to bash her.

Lolsss....dey don Sub nah.....