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Can anyone confirm this, I just saw this news flash that Meni Jonathan, the younger brother to Mr. President is dead! If true, may his gentle soul rest in peace.

You can invite me to tame them for you and train them on how to behave as other pets do, they can be a good servant you know

ItsModella: They are pests o, real ones. Those things are small but mighty.


pet gini? for what? when I'm still trying to deal with the big and re.tarded dog in my house. I can't add some stu.pid rats to the mix.

Hey, dont kill someone wif laughter jare

Are you even sure those are pests or pets

If they're not pets, then I have an advice for you, I advise you to give them the bolded and turns them to pets

ItsModella: They like suya, milk, oatmeal, fish and all those big man food. If you live the good life, they would want to experience it with you.

See suspense, you must be from Nollywood

vivacious vivi: Yes o! I remember last week, I heard d creature rustle past me. Fear gripped my heart as I dived for a weapon. Then I heard it again! This time it came straight for me!!! I poised my weapon...ready to strike. My heart pounding in my chest. Just before it leapt at me, I killed it....killed it!!! I Stoodover its corpse n sneered....that damn cockroach had bn terrorizing my house for weeks!

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Peace paper accepted and filled

maclatunji: Truce reached, peace agreement signed. #LOL

Thats the spirit, keep it up

ItsModella: Ok, I'm cool with that. We are all entitled to our opinions and people should learn to accept that. In any case, the hatchet is buried.

Mr Tunji, oya come let's shake hands

I got your point very well, Dear Modella; I've read the Quaran and the Bible enough to know what it says about killing of animals and I'm sure thats the angle Mactunji is coming from. I dont know how religious you are, so I wont comment further (you are entitle to your opinions and deeds).

But above all, I belief its a communication breakdown, so lets bury the hatchet.

ItsModella: Apparently, this is no longer fun. The same person who is "trying to educate me on the moral issues of death" is also guilty of killing pests so that automatically puts him in no position to tell me what is right and what is wrong, get it?

Why na Modella, I thought this is suppose to be fun. Dont be mad at Mactunji for telling the truth, he's only trying to educate you on the moral side of death (read your holy book) which I support in totality, no matter the animal(s) involved.

ItsModella: Not only do you torture animals too maclatunji, you are incredibly stu.pid as well. I can't equally make sense to you because your unintelligent mind won't allow it.

I understood you perfectly, my point is that, lot of folks are afraid and have phobia for snake (not you now). If you doubt me, try calling snake where women are and watch the reaction

maclatunji: I am only afraid when I am overwhelmed. A snake I see and I am armed to attack releases the fight instinct in me not fright.

I don't fear things easily. I stayed in a 2-winged bungalow meant for 8 corpers alone and without electricity for about 2 weeks when the others went home in December. Most of our fears are imagined not real- OK, maybe religion helps me mentally.

Are you sure its alligator you killed?

ayobase: Seriously now.
-I have killed bats times without number.
-Killed scorpion once.
-Killed alligator and 'agama' lizard.
-Killed snake before...big one..was small then. I was lucky that the snake doesn't see during the day time.
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Foxy, what are you doing outside?

I dont live in Island
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Jump enter lagoon [/quote]

Clap for yourself, Mr. Bean

Clemzy16: Op no dey shame?! Just two snakes and a scorpion and he's here fronting. Mcheeewwwww... I've killed the most dangerous wild animal ever. A very big black rabbit.

Are you sure of the bolded, even the dead one alone can scare the shyt out of some people talkless of killing it.

maclatunji: 1. I and my fellow Corper killed two snakes during NYSC. Nothing fancy: Take a long stick and clubber it on the head, ensure that you are out of its leaping range. They used to come for the frogs abundant in the area.

It's better you killed the Cheetah in your dream, than the Cheetah to kill your dream in real life

ayobase: I once chased, caught and killed a cheetah in my dream.
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Am I qualified!

I'm dissapointed
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Imma RED DEVIL[/quote]

No, Mount Lozanni

lozanni: Which village do you come from? Koma hills ?

The worst I did to a rat was to pour fuel on it and light matches on it, still remembered the galala dance made by the rat

I was young and not proud of my action now and it reminds me of the gruesome and callous killing of Uniport4, may their souls continue to rest in peace.

ItsModella:

This one day my bro That was when my brother decided we were gonna punish the rat and make it die an electrifying death. He brought out some old wires and cut em open to reveal the n.aked part. I ran to get a bowl of water. We nearly drowned the rat in the water. We needed him alive but very weak. Then, my bro placed the n.aked wire on the rat...come see as the rat dey shock. You don't know how much delight I got from watching that show.

Dont know why I named you Foxy, hope hunters won't mistake you for a Fox
[quote author=Foxy_Rebirth]Just reminded me about this rat that was about to be ALUUED [/quote]

UJ, you must be a Chelsea fan.
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Mehn it wasn't easy. Had to employ all my martial art skills with a full combo just to kill it. Glad i came out victorious, with it's tooth as a trophy [/quote]

Your name sounds like Rodent...

rodeo0070: Killed the following-
*A Monitor Lizard: approx. 3 feet long
*Snake. (Puff adder)
*A Shrew. (poisonous rat called "Asin" in Yoruba).
*Porcupine (courtesy of trap set and 5 friends).
* A Vulture. (Hit the poor thing while driving)
* An Antelope like animal.(Smashed my headlamps)

You're right, wish am in villa right now.
[quote author=Mynd_44]If you do that, you are disturbing yourself. It ain't a wild animal anymore[/quote]

Its late now, because no bush in my area, unless you wants me to kill the Snake in a Zoo!
[quote author=Mynd_44]Try killing one and then looking it up[/quote]

Huh Mynd, you makes me laugh in Swahili.

Don't you know it's not a news if a father slaps a son, but becomes a news when the son slaps the father?
[quote author=Mynd_44]That has been disallowed. Come back when you kill a snake[/quote]

Kudos, what more can I expect from you, Brave woman of the year [quote author=uj_sizzle]Bravely killed a big rat![/quote]

Hmm!

I bet you not, you want to lose your hard earned money ba. I wish I know the name of the Snakes I killed.
[quote author=Mynd_44]I might just make a belt outta it[/quote]

Who is your DECEIVER [quote author=Mynd_44]Cos I am like that[/quote]

It might rattles you next time, lol.
[quote author=Mynd_44]It was a rattlesnake[/quote]

WHY ALWAYS YOU
[quote author=Mynd_44]But she should have just called me instead[/quote]