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CanadianBigBoy:
People,

What's wrong with 9ja babes? Who the heck do they think they are? I've tried to date a few of them here in Canada, but man, the drama that comes with these 9ja girls just too much.

I HATE ALL OF YOU NIGERIAN GIRLS.

You are all dumb, stupid, and will definitely benefit from psychological help.

Tried to talk to one Nigerian girl at a house party today, and she looked at me from head to toe, and responded with:

"who be this one? Wetin be your own? You think say I be these white girls wey una dey play games with?"[/b]

I was damn embarrassed.

My buddy had to console me. Man, I dey even fear approach Nigerian girls now. In fact, one Iranian hottie, who holds a PhD, at this party saw this happen, and walked up to me, and started chatting about the episode. Before I knew it, she gave me her number and asked that I give her a call. Una see!

Now, when this stupid Nigerian girl wanted to leave, she asked for a ride from a friend, and the friend happened to be one of my passengers. When she saw my car, she was like, is this your car?[b] I responded with, "who's driving it? Do I look like a small boy to you?"

She became one of the sweetest girls I've ever know on the ride home. She even fine self. Laughing and cracking jokes, and making fun of the episode. O boy, I go show all these 9ja girls.

Make I land PH next week. Moronic Nigerian girls. I hate all of you. I will make you sluts and gold diggers scream for help between my sheets. Pray to God that you do not find your big black A.S.S in my bedroom.

Una dey craze. I dey vex now eh. I don enter all races man, from Whites to Indians, including Koreans, Japanese, Lebanese, Egyptians, etc., but Nigerian girls na something else. Their problem too plenty. The drama too much. Where I go find good Nigerian girl marry na with all this pressure from family to settle down? Heck, I'm not even 30 yet. I go show una.

I don laff tire for here... You self want to hit and run and you want them to treat you like king. No way! Don't even go there. Unfortunately, most of them they chase shadows with Lagos swag. They want to lure white dudes.


They have been living on fibrator since dem depart from Lag and they have loaded more batteries for the winter.

An average guy settles down after a university education with a moderate paying job, people who marry late footdrag because they feel they are not financially buoyant with no steady source of income to survive the unforeseen financial commitment in marriage.

D Banj, Flavour, Banky W, and few names come to my mind. Just of late, Timaya says he is too young to marry at the age of 37. Do they see themselves larger than life, or they are having too much fun with large female fan who are ready to throw their undies at them.

Same thing can be said about female celebrities. Linda Ikeji hinted she does not have boyfriend not to talk of fiancee. Many marriable and eligible celebs that I cannot start mentioning who are still spinster.

This is really sad

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There is no question you can't ask. It all depends how you asked.

sinaj:
I was discussing with a guy on our first date, and he popped up the question.For 10minutes I was contemplating to tell him because i felt its wrong.xo guyz what do do you think about it because I dont know if its just me that think its wrong...

Your people don't like this type of thread, you will know by their comments.

Amefrica:
Hahaha make them forgive me oo

Charlottetown dey oo baba mi, snowing since yesterdy. I dey enter Toronto next week, got my ticket already. I fit holla at you when I land

Sure bro, how long are you going to be in Toronto for? I am not in Toronto at the moment Christmas for Canada is somehow cuz of the bone crushing cold. I will holla.

@Amefrica These girls will never forgive you for busting their bubbles. How Charlottetown?

I am becoming clueless as each day passes, What is thigh gap again?

The dude is good, I used to think he was being hyped.

MarissaQueen:
Im in Greece

The song is good and there is chance for improvement. Goodluck

@quivah No matter how radically feminized the society is what is good for the goose can never be good for the gander as far as number of exes is concerned, will you be proud to know your daughter is moving on to the 11th boyfriend even if she didn't end up sleeping with all.

I have also noticed that over 90% of men who do not care about what happened in the past are those who have skeletons in their cupboard and they go into marriage to become cheats at any slightest opportunity all because they are aware of marrying a wreck. I don't ever see myself looking outside when I'm owned and I must have good reasons not to.

jmoore:
I don't care about her number of exes, as far as she is still a virgin.

Another twist, that is almost not possible.

echobee:
true talk . He go find oooooo ,when he get 75yrs

As funny as the post sounds, that is still not too much to ask for.

You are all dressed up in that custom made black suit and she is wearing that beautiful white gown and the pastor says you may now kiss the bride. But wait, not everyone is so ultramodern not to care what that mouth had been used for; singing praises to the lord or used as a vault for bodily fluid by Tom, Diick and Harry.

Maybe other 3 of her exes are seating randomly in the congregation and are smiling at you to see what (not-a-winner) you have become. Because what you treasure and you are going into is a place that has explored in all ways and they have vowed not to return.

My logic to this is not to use her past or number of exes to judge her sluttiness, but to know what she will likely become, because if a girl/lady is really a sweetheart, No man, I mean No man! Will let her go. 6 guys cannot be buttholes to watch a lady take a leave. I understand there may be personality clashes but having 6 exes means something is just fundamentally wrong with such person.

@lafflaff123 I kinda agree with what you said though, it was a convo that lead to that, I didn't even ask her. Of a truth, it is something I would like to know about a lady I really care about. Other than the long list of exes she is a very sweet lady and to set things straight I'm not traditional, but if there is just one thing I do not want from my partner I wish to give MY ALL, it is long list of exes...

So I got talking with this girl, She is the type I would love to surrender everything to. She was also really deep into me, So, we were talking one faithful day and our conversation lead to her past life. When she mentioned she had 6 previous bfs. I just couldn't stomach the number and I feel it is just weird for a decent girl from a supposedly good Christian home to have 6 ex-bfs. After she told me this the feeling and affection that was like 99% drew dawn to 52%, then to almost 10%( friend zone). I tried to fight it, but I couldn't and she realized I had changed after she told me.

I think 2 is okay, 3 is fair with tangible reasons and more than 3 exes is just too much.

I know this does not really matter to ladies, but what do you guys think?

I need to puke right now.

Fraudulent research comot here joor.

Go natural and eat more protein.if you use pharmaceutical growth hormones you have to be constantly monitored by pharmacist or doctor who prescribed them. And why do you need this?

seunmsg:
Can both of you please post your CV here and let's compare. While at it, we will also like to see Sambo's CV before he became vice president.

Are you for real? Post my CV here? BTW, I am not vying for any post and I am not looking job.

Your write up is misleading and posesses a little grain of truth. I value virginity and other men alike still value virginity.


and what is castinover

Techno all the way, Davido is just lucky he is very average.

marieolae:
ok

Did I see your footprint here?

Dude moved on to the next one. No need for crocodile tears. Person wey dey cry no dey see road, you dey cry you dey take selfie, who is deceiving who.

Africa has the best and predictable weather on earth

Nigerien is pronounced Neejarrion

Africa is the oldest continent on earth.

Africa if rotated in 90 degrees counter-clockwise it looks like a small gun and the trigger is located where Nigeria is and that is why we are the major reason for Africa's problem.

yuncka:
Very soon U will be deported from Benin Republic.

BackTOtheMatter, thick ladies always hav low esteem becos dey feel at loss being chubby/fat, dey r scared of loosing the friend they hav cos dey dnt know how long it wil tek dem to get anoder genuine one.. But slim girls know dat dey hav wat many guys can die for, so dey don't mind loosing a boyfrend today because 2moro is assured.

What many guys?

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adavetee:
APC have only choosen him as a dummy VP candidate in order to meet up with the INEC deadline day of day of all submission of names of candidates.

Politics is not all about profile. For Apc to have a srious stake in this election, GMB has to be paired up with another rugged politician with formidable political structure - say Amaechi, Fashola or Oshiomole.

You made sense Bro. His resume and track records does not look too good to give PDP a nudge.

Aree Musiwa of Nairaland I bow

jojcanada:
Thanks for the response.

He will apply for short visit and we'll take it from there. I hope that his travel history and high profile job will make it easy for him to get visit visa.

On the driver's licence issue. I have a full UK drivers licence. Will I still need to write test? Seen some conflicting info on Google.

Well, I cannot say if your hubby's application will be approved or denied, there really has to be a genuine reason, any reason can be genuine if you convince them beyond doubt that he would be going only for visit and return as approved.


You could claim experience which will reduce your waiting time. But you still have to write the first exam. UK drive on the right side of the road while it is opposite in Canada.

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