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PoliticsRe: There Is Going To Be Thousands Of Defections tommorow by Doortun(m): 2:13am On Mar 27, 2015
All these people deflecting won't stop or catalyze anything.

#EvenJonathanKnows

PoliticsRe: In Celebration Of Jonathan's Exit by Doortun(m): 5:31pm On Mar 25, 2015
We are waiting for Jonathan in Otueke

RomanceRe: Photo: 22yr Old Dominican Marries A 72 Year Old American Woman by Doortun(m): 5:11pm On Mar 25, 2015
Just 50 years difference. That's not much.
PoliticsRe: I Collected My PVC To Vote For Buhari by Doortun(m): 4:00pm On Mar 25, 2015
Even here in France me and my family have decided to vote for change.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Photo Of FCT Minister, Bala Muhammad's Son Lying Down On Money by Doortun(m): 1:57pm On Mar 25, 2015
Sijo01:
What does he do for a living?
He sleeps money
Music/RadioRe: Korede Bello: The Next Best Thing by Doortun(m): 1:44pm On Mar 25, 2015
Ori to ba pe nile adire.
RomanceDoes She Truly Love Me? by Doortun(op): 1:34pm On Mar 25, 2015
Kwame from Ghana has this to say...

EducationRe: Meet The Boy Who Was Caught Trying To Smuggle A Laptop After His Jamb by Doortun(m): 1:18pm On Mar 25, 2015
He will be hired by the SaTANist with his credentials. He will be very good at making ballot box disappear.
Music/RadioRe: Music: 9ice Feat. 2face – Life Is Beautiful by Doortun(m): 3:35pm On Mar 23, 2015
This song is over 2 years old.
Christianity EtcRe: Things That Can Distract You During Church Services by Doortun(m):
Today I didn't concentrate at all. I was looking at one Ghanian chic's bum, I have been eyeing her since. Today Her pant lining was very noticeable under her moderately curved body. To be honest, her dress was moderate and decent, but my very sharp eyes see things that will make my personal ministry move to higher level.


In my mind, I was like which format shd I use for this chic from Sunday school to the grace. After the service she was ushered out of the church by her mum by a technique I would refer to as The guiding of life (her mum must be a professional life guard). I still wanted to prove sturborn and excuse her from her mum, but the spikey bangles on her mums hand deterred me.

Now I won't sleep well tonight as I have a mission unfulfilled.

Next Sunday is another day Omoboi won't retire like that
RomanceRe: The Expensive Benz Car Birthday Gift That's Got Twitter Buzzing.. by Doortun(m): 8:52am On Mar 22, 2015
onila:
smiley so proud of you
ONILA you sure won't retire anytime soon? You are also the first person to comment on your very own post.
PoliticsRe: Is Campaigning With Dog A New Campaign Strategy By APC?(Photo) by Doortun(m): 8:43am On Mar 22, 2015
Dogs too have decided.
PhonesRe: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Owning An Iphone In Nigeria? by Doortun(m): 8:22am On Mar 22, 2015
iPhone is only good for taking awesome selfies. That's why narcissists and most ladies who are e-social use it. You might just garbage your andriod after taking picture with iPhone. Other than that, it is just an overpriced gadget.
CelebritiesRe: Adokiye Pictured In Bed With Two White Men by Doortun(m): 8:02am On Mar 22, 2015
Vickybee:
People be hating on us virgins. Adokiye don't mind them(haters above me). angry grin tongue
There are different kinds of virgins....

BeeJay Virgins

ARSEanal Virgins


We are wiser now the presence of hymen does not equate to being a virgin.
CelebritiesRe: Doyin Okupe's Son Bolu Shows Off Abs And Eggplant In New Photos by Doortun(m): 8:03pm On Mar 21, 2015
What is eggplant?
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Mean Wen They Say The Want A God Fearin Man? by Doortun(m): 11:27pm On Mar 18, 2015
Nowadays, you are also God fearing if:

You have 6 packs
Cruise a nice car
Love to shower gifts.
RomanceRe: "Black Guys Finish Last" by Doortun(m): 12:26pm On Mar 15, 2015
I have seen many successful black doctors, neurosurgeons, professors and other professionals and guess what? They are Continental Africans who migrated to North America.

I'm yet to see one successful "AA" man who is successful unless he plays basketball or become a rapper. Yes some ignorant white people see all blacks as same the way some of us see all non-blacks as oyinbo.

And its a pure lie that black women are leaving black men for whites. Just most black women's fantasy, white men are scared of you more than we do.
RomanceRe: "Black Guys Finish Last" by Doortun(m): 5:06am On Mar 15, 2015
This applies to African-American men only. African Americans are often misconstrued as blacks We aren't the same. I'm black and I'm successful.
RomanceRe: I Used To Look Down On This Ghanaian Guy @ The African Store by Doortun(m): 12:55am On Mar 15, 2015
Sometimes I wonder if you are a human being or a type of computer virus.
HealthRe: Advices Needed Urgently. I Want To Petition 7UP PLC by Doortun(m): 12:09am On Mar 15, 2015
How do you want to prove in the court of law that you were not the one who planted the roach in the bottle?Find a real hustle bro, you ain't going to be rich taking any legal action.
FoodRe: (PHOTO) Introducing New Recipe- GREEN EBA A.k.a 'ebbage'. by Doortun(m): 9:48pm On Mar 14, 2015
Everything is going green now here is environmental friendly Eba.
RomanceRe: My Wife Doesn't Allow Me Smooch Her During Sex by Doortun(m): 7:33pm On Mar 07, 2015
YoshiMaster:
@OP, do you eat sushi huh
Hummn eja tutu...sushi.
CelebritiesRe: I Just Left The Bank: Singer B-red Says Possing With Money- Is This Madness? by Doortun(m): 3:21am On Mar 07, 2015
Rich people don't take picture with money with... Richard Owoniyi (1975).
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by Doortun(m): 4:18pm On Feb 27, 2015
edwife:
This is the explanation given but still strange. undecided

[img]http://2.bp..com/-nGGE02fc0t8/VPAjoNJE0lI/AAAAAAABsqQ/DcppbewAZ3k/s1600/IMG_20150227_064702.jpg[/img]
I swear I'm left brained.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man...is It Right To Go On With Her? by Doortun(m): 11:07pm On Feb 21, 2015
It depends on how you view the concept of marriage. Ask yourself is that the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life ( that's if you don't believe in divorce )
TravelRe: Collection Of Winter Photos In My City. by Doortun(m): 4:06pm On Feb 21, 2015
Bro you should consider moving down south later. It is not that cray over here Ladies still wear skin tight frabrics and some still walk about almost nude in the winter.
TravelRe: Collection Of Winter Photos In My City. by Doortun(m): 8:09am On Feb 18, 2015
It is better in Ontario last year was just an odd one. The only place with the moderate weather is Victoria BC. You can throw away your snow shovel when you move there.

TravelRe: Collection Of Winter Photos In My City. by Doortun(m): 7:49am On Feb 18, 2015
The picture of your neighbor's garage will give me goose pimples if I woke up to find my driveway stocked with snow of that height.

Believe me, freezing rain is nastier. Here are some random pics of the terror the freezing rain unleashed in Ontario last year.

CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Attacks Iyanya After Posting New Photo by Doortun(m): 10:32pm On Feb 16, 2015
Comments from jobless sluts.

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Cutting The Throats Of Boko Haram Members (pics And Video) by Doortun(m): 11:23am On Feb 15, 2015
It is still wrong, killing them in front of camera will spring up worse revenge. Let's wait and see.

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