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Saw a documentary about a girl who has average of 50 orgasms in a day. Any small vibration from a car or household machine would get her off. Yet some people are still looking that first O


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgkMrTjrRE

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Edwardhead:
Proudly Ibadan

It'll make FP if you add pictures

Some of them reigned in the 1800s and early 1900s. If there was iPhone then they will prolly have their selfies online.

Cowpea

Tosin was my senior before he repeated the class which automatically made us classmates. I never had problem with Tosin when he was my senior because he was a cool guy so we became instant pals and I introduced him to our clique.

One fateful day, Me and Tosin were chatting silently about the new chic in class negotiating how we would be the first to get to know her and make her join our clique. As we were making plans and brainstorming. The Agric teacher who was at the front pointed at Tosin to stand up.Tosin looked around twisting his neck saying "me sir?"

Agric teacher: Yes you, why are you looking around. Give us an example of a leguminous plant.

Tosin (reluctantly stood up looking at the ceiling): Errrm errrm leguminous plant sir?

Agric teacher: Yes leguminous plant

In a very low tone, I muttered COWpea COWpea

Tosin: Cow (with 100% confidence)

Agric teacher: Heeen? What did you just say?

Tosin: Cow sir

Agric teacher: Sit down

Tosin sat with confidence with smile on his face.

Agric teacher: Stand up joor! Olodo, cow. If I were to have graded you I would give you tan 90. What is tan 90?

Tosin: tan 90 sir? ( looking at me to come to his rescue)

I didn't look at my pal this time around. I'm not too sound in trigonometry to know tangent of 90 without punching my calculator. So I left Tosin to carry his tan 90 cross and leave me out of it.

Agric teacher: Okay press your calculator.

After fiddling with the calculator for 2 minutes the teacher said he should move his desk to the front row of the class tagged him olodo and our clique lost the chic to the other group of guys.

This man has zero tolerance to corruption, with the way he kept repeating fraud, corruption, scam it goes to show he means business.

I now see why the asylum seekers continue seeking for place of refuge because the day of reckoning is near.

When in Rome, you behave like Romans
When in Nigeria, you speak Nigerian English
Knowing when to blend in is what is important. Nigerians are not doing bad as far as English is concerned. Anyways, I learnt something. OP let's go and take a beer, you'll lead I'll follow.

Free your mind from stress and worries. Don't bother yourself too much about what you can't change. Everyone is going through some kind of stress at any point in time. Some people are just good at not letting worries get the best of them.

Socialize and exercise well during the day and you will get a decent sleep at night.

Some herbs are good for insomnia, try those chinese tea and please use pharmaceutical drugs as last resort if nothing works. Note that, long term insomnia is worse than any other disease because it presents pack of problems not just one.

Knock knock. Uuuumff the indomie in the kitchen is burning. Who is wasting kerosine?

I was reluctant to see the movie and the I got glued to it the moment I started. Any twist to the story will ruin the whole series.

Ile oba ti o jo

Porn galore continues... Just wondering how his mother won't get to see the "Pornhub" branded laptop.

Every race with their own problem, White men also have complains about their women. I believe what's different is just color and environment. Then again, everyone is different, not all white girls are arsewholes and not all black ladies are gold diggers.

Hello Bae, you look like my next mistake.

Rick Ross go fear.

Amefrica:
Haha baba mi. Longest time! I just dey here oo, preparing for finals. I have exams next week God dey.. The weather is improving oo, thankfully. How's it going with you?

We are getting some sunshine now, but there is cold mixed with the sunshine. Nonetheless, omo olorun is hanging in here.

Wish you success in your exams and make us proud...

Amefrica:
Best Fight - White Girls vs Black and Fat Girl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFZii0CAMQ

Moral: Never fight a black girl!

Someone who has been oppressed by colour, gender and economy has nothing really more to loose. I hope the white lady learnt a lesson.


Calling Calling 123 Mister Amefrica report your geo location with immediate alacrity to the nearest base station. How is the weather now?

qbd2:
Op, its called 'monopod' not selfie stick.

It is widely known as selfie stick

Nice tips, but is it worth the stress just because you want to know if someone stores your number or not.

Ladies will troop in to wage war against the poster. They will nudge the moderator to kill the thread.

Op post is not too far from the truth. Freedom and liberty corrupt wowen a lot in western world. But generalizing the whole Nigerian women home and abroad as unfaithful is exaggerated.

photoshop

Her ego is off the roof, I remember watching an interview after the fuel subsidy saga, she was so arrogant and vocal defending her lifestyle and calling every allegation slammed against her bullsh!ts. She lacks human feelings of any kind.

I won`t bother if there is still no electricity or jobs, but my heart will break if this woman is not made to account for private jets, luxuries and the money growing wings during her reign.

Wikipedia is opened for anyone to tamper with. Anybody on earth can edit Wikipedia and I hope you all know Wikipedia is not a reliable source of information in any academic settings.

Write my address and number on a small piece of paper and hand it to her saying 8 O clock don't be late!

This is a mini zoological garden

Airforce1 is too active on NL to be an artist. I always thought he was just messing around with us whenever he mentions his album....Well if it's true work harder on your hustle you will do great.

ninjasta:
"I dont know anything PLC
i only know NEPA"

I have no idea what PLC is. What do you expect when different bogus companies spring up only to get contract and dissapear.

These pictures are old....The updated ones are nasty but not available for the public at the moment.

@Mznelly is one of the few realists

wheesin:
ignorance of Nigerian men...ask your mum how to be a good wife..dnt go like this to your(may God save his soul) husbands house.

Please tell her, people who started the feminist movement blamed themselves after they saw the negative impact of their ideology. Some kiddos are now shouting feminism and equality.

Multitask bro, you can be a biochemist and still be a musician.

Falz is a graduate of law school and a Barrister.

Naeto C has a master's degree

Eva Alordia finished from Bowen with a very good grade in computer science

Vector too is a grad

Ludacris has a degree in Business Administration

Dr Sid is a doctor...