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PoliticsRe: What Is Your Personal Opinion Of Jonathan's Legacy??? by Doortun(m): 4:08am On May 23, 2015
Don't steal, that should be government's responsibility wink
PoliticsRe: Check Out A JSS Student's Definition Of Herbicide by Doortun(m):
PoliticsRe: Nigerian, Uchenna Agina, Shot Dead In Chicago by Doortun(m): 1:13am On May 23, 2015
A picture added to the post will spice the post up.
PoliticsRe: 3 Reasons Why Women Don't Last In Public Offices by Doortun(m): 9:51am On May 21, 2015
The women who had opportunity to make feminism sound like a worthy and commendable movement screwed Nigerians and other women real bad. This butresses the OP's point thanks to Okonjo Iweala, Diezani, Stella Oduah and Farida Waziri.
RomanceRe: She Mocked The Guy That Paid Her Transport Fee by Doortun(m): 11:14am On May 20, 2015
Girls don't like creepy guys. The days we live in now automatically equates you as a looser if you become nice to women.
RomanceRe: True Love Common Among Men Rare Among Ladies by Doortun(m): 10:42am On May 20, 2015
It goes the same way for both men and women. 99% if not 100 of what we have today is about love for what we can get.

Everyone needs love regardless of their looks or financial status, putting out this question to the guys out there, how many times have you loved that cripple girl, how many times have you loved a girl with thick black tribal marks on her face even though she has an amazing personality. We have the choice to do so, but no one does that.

Women on the other hand her by nature are unrepentantly hypergamous. They want him taller, richer, more powerful and so on. Even they find normal guys out of their league.

If you ask me bro there's true love, but it is conditional for all women and even men. Certain conditions have to be met before it morphs to unconditional love.
TravelRe: The Only Street In America With A Nigeria Name by Doortun(m): 2:39am On May 20, 2015
It's a corner not a street.
EducationRe: 20 Words That Once Meant Something Very Different To Its Current Meaning by Doortun(m):
Hot - degree of heat now sexy body

Oral- used when administering medication through the mouth and now it is bad word that can't be said in public without people thinking of felatio

Blow joob - meant a type of occupation in the aviation line in the early 1900s.
TravelRe: Chinese Man Speaking Pidgin On Plane To A Nigeria Woman During A Fight by Doortun(m): 7:54pm On May 19, 2015
Mattkent:
Please I need to appeal to seun and his mods...

I don't like the use of 'joystick' to represent a guys private stuff.

The other day I wanted to mention something to a friend.. a guy about technology stuff n I needed to mention the joystick(pertaining to a touch screen phone) but I couldn't cos now the word has been corrupted.

The moment joystick is heard.. d tot of a guy stuff wud b d first thing that now rush to your mind...just awful.
D!ck used to be a name when life was simple. Oral is now become a bad word... The world is getting complex

RomanceRe: You Get Tired Of Sex (pre Marital Sex) by Doortun(m): 4:04pm On May 19, 2015
Onila are you scared of getting trapped in a relationship with the Ghanaian guy with BMW
WebmastersRe: Opinion: 5 Reasons Why Nairaland Is Better Than Facebook For Nigerians by Doortun(m): 1:10pm On Apr 27, 2015
dickrider:
[size=18pt]I HATE NL BECOS TOO MANY SEX STARVED IDDIOTS ARE HERE TO FRUSTRATE LADIES undecided[/size]
You get what you ask , now take your narcissist self to facebook for further advertisement.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is It Impossible To Find A Hot Genuine Born Again by Doortun(op): 7:03pm On Apr 26, 2015
tolustx:
The reason is because the word "hot" itself is not born again.
The word "ugly" does not correlate to born again. Yet it is not uncommon to see this set of people sitting at the front row and hugging bible everywhere.
RomanceRe: Her Lover Of Over Four Years Just Broke Up With Her; Please Advise Her by Doortun(m): 10:52am On Apr 26, 2015
Life goes on... She prolly saw it from the start.
PoliticsRe: General Buhari Must Visit Compt General Of Customs Dikko Inde's House: by Doortun(m): 10:44am On Apr 26, 2015
He was given a national award by the PDP.

Christianity EtcWhy Is It Impossible To Find A Hot Genuine Born Again by Doortun(op):
I wonder why most if not all genuine born again are physically unappealing. Is being hot and being a bornagain Christian 2 opposites that can't be merged together.

RomanceRe: It Is Not Money That Matters-The Biggest Deceit by Doortun(op): 12:03pm On Apr 25, 2015
Shezhawt:
So your point is "Money can buy happiness"
Still waiting for that one person to prove you wrong.... I, however.. Am going to bed cheesy
That's not the point I was driving at in the post above. Nonetheless, money can buy happiness eventhough not 100%.


Think of the things causing sleepless nights and worries, over 95% of the things causing unhappiness is all wrapped around money. Money cannot buy happiness is another big lie being propagated by rich people to dissuade people from being all about money so they can stay relevant.
Music/RadioRe: Name That Artist You Like That Does Diffrent Music From The Genre You Like by Doortun(m): 11:42am On Apr 25, 2015
runzlord:
and what kind of music do u listin to?
I have no specific taste, I listen to almost all genres of music from Naija hip pop to rock.
Music/RadioRe: Name That Artist You Like That Does Diffrent Music From The Genre You Like by Doortun(m): 3:41am On Apr 25, 2015
Beenie Man
FashionRe: Top 10 Budget Perfumes For Men by Doortun(m): 12:04am On Apr 25, 2015
212 all the way...
RomanceIt Is Not Money That Matters-The Biggest Deceit by Doortun(op):
Everyone has flaws, one way or the other, perfection is just a mere perception. In my dating game and observation on ladies over the years, I have taken time to understand women's psychology and how flawed it is. It amazes me a lot when ladies look past clear odds and re-brand guys once they perceive the dude is loaded with cash.

They say money doesn't matter, but one thing is that it gives you the leverage over your negs. The way you are viewed depends on how heavy your pocket is. That is why some people stay off dating when financially challenged.

I will quickly list the words women use in branding personality and attributes if a suitor is financially insecure or rich.

He is Loud and arrogant, but when loaded with cash he is Assertive
If he is Fat, when loaded with cash he is Chubby
If he is Thin/lekpa, when loaded with cash he is Slim
If he is Boring, when loaded with cash he is Gentle
If he has No idea, when loaded with cash he is Reserved
If he is a Talkative, when loaded with cash he is engaging
If he is really dark in complexion they say Black charcoal/omodudu/burnt bread, but when loaded with cash he is Ebony
Yellow mango/ afin/ epo pupa, if light in complexion with money they see a light-skinned dude
If he acts Goofy, he has Good sense of humor when he is perceived to be rich
If he is SU / born-again when loaded with cash he is God fearing
If he is Short and not loaded with cash they say Danku/ Shanko Rashidi/ Arara/ Dwarf
If he is Protective and jealous when not loaded with money they say Insecure
if he is Nice and courteous with no money they see him as a Looser and call him Creep

Guys! Guys!! Get Rich and Forget Story.
HealthRe: Erectile Dysfunction: Causes And Solutions by Doortun(m): 10:16pm On Apr 24, 2015
Mization:
Erectile dysfunction only affects four percent men in their 50s, but nearly 17percent of men in their 60s. Almost half of all men above the age of 75yrs will suffer from ED.

It may be more difficult to get an erection as u age but that dosen't mean you'll develop ED. In general the healthier a man is, the better his sexual function .

Potential causes of ED are:

. Cardiovascular disease
. Diabetes
. Damage from cancer or surgery
.Injuries
. Stress
. Anxiety
. Relationship problems
. Drug use
. Alcohol use
. Smoking.
And abuse of vaseline
CelebritiesRe: Meet Mercy Aigbe’s Stylish 13 Year Old Daughter Michelle [SEE PHOTOS] by Doortun(m): 9:56am On Apr 24, 2015
She's got styles... Na to dey terrorize boys now.
RomanceRe: Dumb Pickup Lines Guys Use On Girls by Doortun(m): 9:10am On Apr 24, 2015
While holding a coin (me): Hi! What are the chances of me getting a "head"?

Girl: What? Hummnn that's nasty

Me: I mean, if I flip a coin, what are the chances of getting of a head wink
RomanceRe: Top 5 Most Beautiful Girls In Romance Section by Doortun(m): 11:35am On Apr 23, 2015
You are on point. But why do you want to make rokiatu's blood boil? She will wage war against you when she see the description above grin
PoliticsRe: Cramjones Barcanista Comments r Being Used To Report Dizeani Story On Sahara by Doortun(m): 3:35am On Apr 23, 2015
Who else thinks Adeola is a hot chic? She is a secret member on NL
RomanceRe: Should I Date This Black American Guy Or Leave Him Alone???? by Doortun(m): 4:32am On Apr 21, 2015
TobiBabiOO:
Thankyou for your sound advice, I don't want to stop seeing him and I believe he's worth dating.
Wish you all the best.
RomanceRe: Should I Date This Black American Guy Or Leave Him Alone???? by Doortun(m): 4:06am On Apr 21, 2015
TobiBabiOO:
That's what I want to do but then I would be retaliating against them and bringing shame right? That's what it seems like I would be doing...
Make your parents see the reason why they should give you the chance giving his background, academics and how serious he is.

Your parents are still a lil bit cultural and that's expected for most African parents. But really, you need no one's approval to date someone you like, I am not saying you should rebel against your parent.

Get closer, give him chance and get to know him better. Hopefully he won't turn out to be an arse before the relationship reaches puberty stage and when things get serious and marriage discussion sets in then you should start worrying about parents approval.
RomanceRe: Risks Marrying A Doctor Or Lawyer by Doortun(m): 2:28am On Apr 21, 2015
Personality aside, I'd rather the doctor. The doctor will serve more purpose for you and your kids in the future, but the lawyer will end up engaging in mental games with you every now and then. God help you the lawyer is a divorce lawyer.
RomanceRe: Should I Date This Black American Guy Or Leave Him Alone???? by Doortun(m): 2:23am On Apr 21, 2015
TobiBabiOO:
His father was in the air force for many years and is now a correctional officer, his mother works for homeland security. His sister is a psychologist. He wants to be a counseling psychologist, he'll be graduating in December, and will do his masters shortly after than. He has no tattoos or piercings, he doesn't sag. He's very clean cut and a gentleman.
My initial concern was poor family orientation and up-bringing. African Americans with sense of direction are rare to find. You have one right on your feet so what are you waiting for? Enjoy before he grows wings and fly away and be a good Ambassador to other Nigerian ladies.
RomanceRe: Should I Date This Black American Guy Or Leave Him Alone???? by Doortun(m): 2:03am On Apr 21, 2015
From the description above he appears to be someone with direction in life.However, I have few questions.

What is his family dynamics? Single mom raised or stepfather raised?

Does he have any thug-like attitude like piercing, tattoo and sagging?
PoliticsRe: Top 10 List Of Nigerian Looters Released By World Bank – See The Amount Of Money by Doortun(m): 8:49am On Apr 20, 2015
I laugh when people say Dangote is the richest black man on earth, Dangote is a pauper to these looticians.

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