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He should be killed and his body thrown to the dogs! Fake prophet

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

so you copied basketmouth's joke and modified it jux to be funny baah. Its over!

MsNas: Are you mad? See this fool telling me I have low self esteem just because I happen to like makeup? Please don't anger me this early in the morning. Face your people with high self esteem please.

Some Nairalanders just think they can use the anonymity of the Internet to lash out with their frustrations. Mind yourself please.

lol.. I really hate people widd low self esteem

Kachisbarbie: yes I am, no offence.

you are among the millions i will crush to death jux like adolf hitler did to the jews

MsNas: Now I can really see something is itching you. I'm what you wanna be and can't be. Deal with it. And yeah, it isn't up to 3K. Anything else?

lukat this olodo... Why on earth will i be you..we aint same gender... Die hard ma'am

MsNas: I can. But i rarely do. Why should I not be at my best? Makeup boost a woman's self confidence... at least me. but that doesn't mean I'm not comfortable in my skin. I just happen to like makeup and that shouldn't be a crime sometimes I'm too tired to apply anything cos that thing takes too much time.

I was to go to a wedding last week and turned the bathroom into a war zone with makeup. Lmao.

from the look of things.. I can say ur whole make up kit aint worth #3000

MsNas: I can. But i rarely do. Why should I not be at my best? Makeup boost a woman's self confidence... at least me. but that doesn't mean I'm not comfortable in my skin. I just happen to like makeup and that shouldn't be a crime sometimes I'm too tired to apply anything cos that thing takes too much time.

I was to go to a wedding last week and turned the bathroom into a war zone with makeup. Lmao.

you have the problem of low self esteem.

Kachisbarbie: No I can't, i always slap on my powder and lip gloss @least, before leaving my house, for me to be caught without these two basics, either I am pregnant, unhappy or sick...end of discussion...

you must be the ugly type..no offence

LaurelP: Really, can a typical Naija girl do without makeup? As in just bath, brush her hair and dress up without applying any makeup, especially when going to events, church or party?

Is there any lady who can do that? I want to marry her!

is that how ur dad married ur mum. Disgusting thread

tsolz150: have you ever created a tiny ant?if not,STFU...
You ain't God,you didn't create urslf,and you are here whinning like a nematode,go and read your books son,JSSCE is around the corner.

i see you are also ugly..take heart..i wish gej could crush all ugly beings to death.. The world is not for the ugly ones

I hope she had a good nice hard f*ck in her p**sy b4 she died.

khenykhey: You must be mad and stupid, upload your pics let's see. Do u think I don't know your father, that man with orange Utang's face and pommo lips and you are here calling someone ugly. Look before you leap.

mumu

Sorry to say guy...you are very ugly..i wonder what the girl saw worth marrying in you....you are the true definition of ugly...plz dnt quote me

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safarigirl: Wasn't close with my grandparents. Paternal grandparents died before I turned 3, my maternal grandma had a stroke when I was born so she couldn't talk and grandpa was mostly in church.

Got no stories from em. Got a lotta tortoise stories from my parents though, but mostly songs. There was this one in Igbo:

Ochicha n'oke no n'ime motor
Oke bu driver
Ochicha bulu passenger ne se cigar (sneeze)

Translation:
A cockroach and a rat were in a car
The rat was the driver
The cockroach picked a passenger smoking cigarette. (Sneeze)

Dunno if anyone else is familiar with the lies

No we re not familiar with ur lies:/

safarigirl: Wasn't close with my grandparents. Paternal grandparents died before I turned 3, my maternal grandma had a stroke when I was born so she couldn't talk and grandpa was mostly in church.

Got no stories from em. Got a lotta tortoise stories from my parents though, but mostly songs. There was this one in Igbo:

Ochicha n'oke no n'ime motor
Oke bu driver
Ochicha bulu passenger ne se cigar (sneeze)

Translation:
A cockroach and a rat were in a car
The rat was the driver
The cockroach picked a passenger smoking cigarette. (Sneeze)

Dunno if anyone else is familiar with the song

No we re not familiar with ur lies:/

Odeboy23: ode did they mention beyounce here

freedom of writing

zubyzoe: ur wicked!

my pleasure

From the look of things, the 2015 general elections is going to be the toughest nigeria has ever had. Nigerian celebrities now see politics as a joke that everybody wants to laugh at. This mentality has to be stopped at all cost. Attahiru jega must do something. First, it was 9ice, then adesina, now its desmond eliot, bob manuel, julius agwu.the list is increasing daily. Take 9ice for instance, after doing dirty music videos on Tv with those girls that call themselves video vixens,he now wants to rule people. This is really funny. Next we might hear that wizkid wants to be governor of lagos state then terryG wants to be president. Am not saying that the fact they are celebrities does not mean they cant contest but you cant just wake up from sleep and say you want to be a billionaire, you must have the ideas of billionaires. As far as am concerned, these celebrities arent worth it.politics is not a joke!

From the look of things, the 2015 general elections is going to be the toughest nigeria has ever had. Nigerian celebrities now see politics as a joke that everybody wants to laugh at. This mentality has to be stopped at all cost. Attahiru jega must do something. First, it was 9ice, then adesina, now its desmond eliot, bob manuel, julius agwu.the list is increasing daily. Take 9ice for instance, after doing dirty music videos on Tv with those girls that call themselves video vixens,he now wants to rule people. This is really funny. Next we might hear that wizkid wants to be governor of lagos state then terryG wants to be president. Am not saying that the fact they are celebrities does not mean they cant contest but you cant just wake up from sleep and say you want to be a billionaire, you must have the ideas of billionaires. As far as am concerned, these celebrities arent worth it.politics is not a joke!

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What is this story doing on front page when there are better stories

ramdris: I have one question for Keshi, what's he basing Mikel on? Club performance or national team performance. Cos to me, he is failing in both.

wait.keshi is coming to answer ur question soon

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