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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dopeJemi: 10:13pm On Jan 03, 2017
But but the team which outscores the other wins


Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dopeJemi: 10:08pm On Jan 03, 2017
A40:
Aburukututu Mama ye!!!
Bournemouth take it tender oh, make you sorry for your lover ewo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:54pm On Jan 03, 2017
Spy360:
Nice to see ya mate. Don't attend that party, I will give you a special treat ok. smiley
I no even know say una lose, i'll be waiting for my treat
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:52pm On Jan 03, 2017
GloryIsaac:
Finally Pogba haterz will shut their trap grin grin grin ....
Patience is what we man united fans lack, he wasn't even playing badly in the start
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:48pm On Jan 03, 2017
PietroRico:
they've been awfully quiet. Na true sef.
When we slip again inevitably, trust them to come out all guns blazing
Before nko. I would like them to tell me if we've played better in the last six games than we did in those games we drew, my point then was we were playing very well and still doing so but we were only unlucky in those games

The positives i saw then is what is being talked about and praised now, well, as we don dey win so make we jolly together, no bad blood at all, i just dey catch trips

Lana1 and adisa, greetings my bosses
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:42pm On Jan 03, 2017
raumdeuter:
Mourinho is curently sniffing Peps butt in the same league while Conte is succeeding where Mourinho failed
Where did mourinho fail? Giving Chelsea majority of their epl titles or what? I want to know, what conte is about to do, mourinho did it back in 04, how far pep in the epl? What's his excuse?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:37pm On Jan 03, 2017
pamcode:
dopejemi my main man from manure United. How va bro, happy New year. We have been very worried over your sudden disappearance, nice to see you.
And by the way long may your woes continue that is your motto right.
See your face, which woes? Six game winning streak, unbeaten in 11? Amen my brother, long may this woe continue oh, i accept am


Happy new my man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:19pm On Jan 03, 2017
raumdeuter:
WHats here to see? Nothing to see here
How far, pep is not going to win the league in his first season in the epl like mourinho did
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:58pm On Jan 03, 2017
Btw, where our ministers of negative affairs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:56pm On Jan 03, 2017
Spy360:
Stop leaving in the past dude. In recent years Arsenal have won more trophys than United.
Use your head spy, lets assume your recent years start from 2013, arsenal have 2 fa cups, man united have 1 fa cup and 2 community shields , 2 trophies each

Now lets take back the recent years to 2010, should we? No we shouldn't
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by dopeJemi: 8:33am On Dec 01, 2016
The salad was the best part

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:34am On Nov 14, 2016
weedtaker:
^^^grin 19november 13:30hrs
Thank you sir, I appreciate
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 9:14am On Nov 14, 2016
Please what day is our match against Arsenal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:17am On Nov 14, 2016
dubylhover:
guy i swear if u were closeby,i'd buy u 2 bottles of heineken.most united fans need to realise that fergie is gone.u see d constant wailing from fans here.even barca is having a bit of our problems.they r not as lethal as under pep.most fans here just want mou to fail just to say 'they said so'.even diadem that doesnt lyk mou hasnt criticized him much d way i'd have expected.to replace a legend like fergie takes time.u cant have a baby in 1 mnth by impregnating 9 women. If mou cant lift us bk to whr we belong,then we r doomed
Your last statement is what they do not know, I don rest my case sha, na to dey give this thread chance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:15am On Nov 14, 2016
SailorXY:
35% possession against Liverpool - some people came out with fangs to announce how it was the lowest since OPTA.

37 chances created the very next match - nobody came to remind us that was also the highest since OPTA.

The MUFC fans even lap up crap from rivals & troll themselves with bollocks. Pitiable spectacle.
It is disgraceful to say the least, i've been so distant from this thread because of the negative energy here and to think it is coming from our own is disgraceful

They want pep, they want this, they want that, okay pep is taken, the closest to pep is who we've got but Noooooo, if mourinho cannot take us back to where we once were then no one will except fergie comes back and it will even take him time to do that
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:08am On Nov 14, 2016
Lana1:
Lmao. At the end of the season, God forbid we miss out on top four, i guess i'll just fold my hands and be happy at how we created the most chances per fûcking possession. What's d use of chances created if we aren't scoring goals and winning games. We no park bus. We are creating chances. Yet, we are one of the lowest scoring teams in the top 6. Instead of admitting the flaws in Mourinho's tactics, u are here shouting chances created and hailing Pass Accuracy. In d long run, Who these mediocre stats wan epp??
As the team no dey score the goals, carry your traveling bag, go airport, enter plane go England, wear boots, enter field, score the goals yourself as na you sabi pass, if at the end of the season we don't finish top four, it's simple, port to the teams that score enough goals, it's not hard at all

After coming here to spew hogwash about us parking the bus, you are yet to back up that claim and i'm double daring you to do so, when we were having 3, 4 shots on target under van gaal, nobody claimed we were parking the bus, now we dey get double figures on target but scoring only a few, because na Mourinho, we are parking the bus

Look, last i checked, this thread was not in ur name and i had the freedom to support my club in anyway i wanted. So stop wailing and gnashing ur teeth in my mentions. Afterall, i no mention u. Na u just wan show ursef.
If my posts dey vex u simply scroll and pass if u see my moniker. No be by force. U hear!!
You be fresher bros, johnny just come

Read and lock up, I no get time for back and forth

Au Revoir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:53pm On Nov 13, 2016
Una go come here dey complain from morning till night about how the team is this and that, everything that comes out of your mouth is negative, so what has changed? Nobody here has said the team is in good shape but e don turn crime now to talk about positives but no be crime to cry from morning till night about the negatives, we fight kagawa for not always seeing anything positive in Herrera but here we are doing the same with the team

If you want to win the league back to back, find Ferguson number, call him and beg him to come back or go to England and lead the team to glory your gaddamn self and stop complaining here, when all you talk about is how bad the manager is, how bad the team is, how this and that the team is, then you need to check yourself because it is becoming an eyesore seeing complaints here and there


Little wonder why this place is dry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi:
Lana1:
Thank u o. U're obviously someone that see's the bigger picture. Topping the league and being up there with Europe's elite.
Not someone that ll be celebrating highest Pass Accuracy, chances created and Positives from drawing Burnley at home and sitting 6th on the league table
Wtf!! So sad the small club mentality of some United fans these days
Oga no dey change mouth and topic because you are beginning to talk rubbish

Wetin concern small club mentality for the matter? Was I the one that lied that we've been parking the bus? How does me disputing that fact relate to finding excuses for our poor results, how does it relate to having a small club mentality or finding solace in the fact that we boast of some positive statistics? Infact I dare you to bring up anything substantial to back up your park the bus claim

Bros, if you no like how things dey go, find another club support abeg or go coaching school, no be fight, the last thing we need here is you or anybody else's negative energy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:17pm On Nov 13, 2016
Lana1:
U kip saying this. Can u provide a link??
Besides what's the use of creating chances if u wont win d match?? Abi na "chances created per possession" go help us carry league?? Abi shey u neva check table to see where our "chances created per possession" has landed us??

Having the highest Pass accuracy does not stop u from being a park the bus team. How many of those passes were in the opponents half?? How many were in d final 3rd??

One or two safe passes from Fellaini to Smalling in our half while seating back is nothing to be proud of.
You did not talk about winning the league or winning games, you talked about us parking the bus a lot which is a very big lie

Don't know how pass accuracy and chances created are related in this discourse though, I said most chances created not pass accuracy

As for the link, here it is

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/man-united-been-premier-leagues-8933300

I repeat, no team parks the bus and boast of such, it's not possible, no matter how it is twisted, it doesn't happen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:54pm On Nov 13, 2016
Lana1:
I once told u that u rely too much on stats. U see ursef now??
Stat or no stat, it is clear to a blind man that united only parked the bus against Liverpool in the second half, a team that boasts of the most chances created per possession cannot be a park the bus team, it's not possible

C'est fini
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dopeJemi: 11:45am On Nov 11, 2016
Nihilist:
I'm not a prophet, but I had a vision last night.

I saw 3 reasons why Messi might not make it to Russia let alone win it. grin
You are a foooooooooooool grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:39pm On Nov 07, 2016
UniqueGem:
Not as rich as I speak of.
The only difference between now and then is Time. smiley
So can I call you poor? And also ask what's special about you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 7:20pm On Nov 07, 2016
UniqueGem:
Bro, forget what your pastor or the society tells you. Money will wow you. The only thing on par with money is life.

Politicians keep embezzling money not because they love stealing but because they've seen what money does and they become intoxicated. They can't go back to begging. Or do you think the rich wants to become richer just for the fun of it? Bro it's to afford those things they can't afford with their current status.
There's no quality the poor have that the rich can't also have.

BTW; What's so special about a poor person. Now I'm curious.
You talk like someone who is rich, are you? I'm not talking average
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dopeJemi: 7:07pm On Nov 06, 2016
Nihilist:
Berra gerrahia
Why body dey pepper you? You never marry? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dopeJemi: 6:53pm On Nov 06, 2016
Chestar5:
thats it, what other football fans ll not understand... Epl is simply d best as far as competition is concerned
My love kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:04pm On Nov 06, 2016
chrisley024:
Dude performance is average though but Young and Fellaini are garbage. These guys 1st instinct whenever they get the ball is either a back pass or safe one. Has Young passed the centre of the midfield today?
Hahahaha, to fellaini, as long as he passes to his closest man and doesn't misplace it, he's playing very well, that's his mentality, i've been quite pleased with his performance in the first half, though he hasn't really done anything noteworthy

Young is very very daft, all his passes have been to the back and side, nothing more
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 5:00pm On Nov 06, 2016
Chelseafan1:
All hail Mourinho the special one.
DopeJemi, long may your WOES continue o, I no go forget 2015, wetin u take my eye see.
You were saying?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 4:53pm On Nov 06, 2016
Darmian is a very shallow minded human being, he's crap, a very senseless individual
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 3:12pm On Nov 06, 2016
This is the worst line up i've seen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dopeJemi: 10:33am On Nov 06, 2016
Bimffo:
I think he scored his 150th Mancity goal yesterday. Not his 150th premier league goal.

I might be wrong though.
Yes I know, he has over a hundred premier League goals too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dopeJemi: 9:40am On Nov 06, 2016
Joelfinest:
Abeg no vex oh but aguero get 53 goals in the premier league so far nahuh Where u get ur facts frmhuh
Besides aguero has 53 goals in the premier league for 5 years nw and costa has 41 goals in jus 2 years... He is not even a beta striker dan Costa in the premier league according 2 stats..
He scored his 150th goal yesterday
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dopeJemi: 11:50pm On Nov 05, 2016
Bimffo:
Won't you love Hazard in your team at the moment?
Yes, why not

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