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ikekings: Lol @dopejemi dey Bleep whores...

Abeg oh


AlL na rhyming

Shollypopz: Very nice write-up DopeJemi. I'm really impressed. Do you know the girl you're wooing is contesting for Miss Nairaland Dec 2012?? I do hope we can count on your vote

No qualms


She haz mah fulL support


Buh wait oh, I avnt cin her pix sef

[quote author=D-Explorer]I think we're now on the same page as against REDMOSQUITO that had and claimed the fewer minutes as an excuse. My winning is now on the line against you. Relax dude and good to finally have you post your wooing lines [/quote]ModelLa picked u aLready

binger: u did a good job mehn,well done...and sorry abt ur grand dad's demise

Fanx a lot brov


I realLy appreciate

Redmosquito: *slaps his ogo*
Pomo wey I no fit chop na him u wan carry go house. U no well
infact ehn
*knocks his head*
sent from my REPAIRED nokia touch

Lwkmd!

Take ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ easy na

I just post ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ 2 show say I serious

Buh I stilL av mad respect 4 ur lines n expLorer's

Sowie 4 d deLay, its not dat easy wen u r using a fone, dou I stilL av more

Buh I fink I'lL go wiv dis 1

sexkillz: [color=#000030]You just wan embarrass yasef, ba?
[/color]

Oboy! 4get dat tin, I just had 2 stand my ground

I cudnt Let alL I had in my head be a waste

[b]I realLy wanna apoLogize 4 keeping a shining star waiting, I wish I cud turn back d hands of time Like R.kelLy, I swear 2 God it waznt mah intention, I wish I cud get over dis Tension, I owe u a lot like mah neighbor's pension, I realLy hope u 4give Me.





U know, wen I first saw u modelLa, I waz like I wanna be a father n u'lL be d mother of mah daughter, d sons can come Later.
U sweep me off mah feet wiv no broom in ur hand
Wish we cud be lovers on nairaLand
And dere will be nobody 2 say I'm a spirituaL husband
U make a strong boy like me so emotionaL
My love 4 u won't be seasonaL

My heart skips a beat wenever I see ur name on any thread
Ur Love makes me lazy like av bin over-fed
D butterflies in mah stomach r stilL not dead

I don't onLy wanna win ur heart buh I wanna be d owner of it till eternity
Lemme be ur Love bounty
Lemme take u outta dis country

Dey say I'm a cassanova, yeah true, buh I swear 2 God ModelLa, its over btwin Me n mah 6 Love-peddlers, so u don't av 2 be mah gurlfriend number seven becos u r mah HEAVEN[/b]

Kay!


DopeJemi z typing

ItsModella: that was like 2 hours ago...you didn't expect us to wait that long for you, did you?

When I posted dat comment, I had just 4percent Left in mah fone, I had 2 leave mah house 2 go charge in mah neighbor's house, I didn't even wait 4 it 2 get full b4 I rushed back home wiv it, waz outside by dis time. Why? Cuz I wanted 2 woo u

I guess y'alL didn't see d "I'lL brb" part


Smfh


I had 2 go 2 mah neighbours pLace 2 charge mah fone 4 some minutes so dat I cud make it back 2 dis pLace n I'm just entering mah house. WelL I guess I'lL just use d remaining percent Left in mah fone 2 Listen 2 music

Sowie y'alL

Yesterday waz mah grand-dad's buriaL, I waz so so busy, realLy sowie


Nobody's taking mah pLace

I'lL brb pLz

Mehn! U've said it already, everybody hates chris z d funniest seasonaL movie I've watched, stilL waiting 4 season5 dou.

folLowed by how I Met ur mother

ayobase: I thought......
Okay, no probs sha.....gat ur point and still on point!

Lol! Didn't say hez nat mah friend oh


Anyhau sha

ayobase: Not really.
Mynd's

Hmmm!


Wah makes u fink mynd z mah friend

ayobase: Cheiii, na ur friend's padi o

You?

Nah! I won't, I don't even av any

Come. I uploaded 2 oh


Its nat onLy rocktation

She no just get ßяεαƨτ at alL



Buh she try sha

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]dr Phil would probably give u the best advice[/quote]

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so I guess u have some sort of disorder then[/quote]

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]smh u can stay fat then! U r difficult[/quote]Look at mah profiLe first

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]even if u feel faint don't eat anything....u will receive even better results [/quote]I waznt wrong when I said "u r wicked"

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Jus drink water[/quote]I fink dat wilL do