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She gat me dancing aLingo, and d way dah she moving her windo, adondo adondo. Cuz tonight, I dunno know wah I will buy, raise ur hands up in d sky. If sum1 can transLate dis in good n clear engLish, I'd be sincereLy gratefuL. If no1 can. Den psquare sings crap ![]() DeaL wiv it ![]() |
Tashamania: Oh, alright! Then you might wanna consider taking one of our strippers then, sir. How about that?Hmmm! I'lL consider, onLy if u be mah stripper 4 d nite ![]() And pLease, calL me jemi, it sounds sexy coming out 4rm a lady's mouth ![]() |
I heard dat a nigerian actress took her song 2 dem 2 help her finish n guess wat dey did, dey took it 2 deir studio n did d song |
Tashamania: Oh! There you are, my first custeeAv got No date my dear I'm alL by myseLf |
who'z here? PLz get me a bottLe of Vodka |
Awww! Just LoveLy A tear rolLed 4rm mah eyes wen I saw dis Davido z a kind boy He cares so much abt his fans. Kay! Av said it, izint dat wat u wanted us 2 say. Izint dat y u created dis thread? Now can sumbody cLose dis fυcking, bLoody, deserted thread n take it off d front page God, wat z wrong wiv dese Mods Abusing power ![]() |
u nat a kid I'm sure buh wahz d mata wiv u? Izint it obvious I wonder d kinda questions peopLe ask on nL dese dayz My friend, leave her aLone |
[quote author=Mynd_44]okay fine. Go figure it yourself. Ps. You are derailing[/quote]Hmmm! Av gotta check d meaning of dat word "DeraiLing" Gimme a sec |
[quote author=Mynd_44]This is not about you jorh.[/quote]Ehn! I stilL wanna know ![]() |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Actually, I did not need your reply, I just need to see something and you showed me. OMG[/quote]which is? |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm.... DopeJemi(hope I spelt it right) where did you get that statistic from? How many women have you met that made you come with that percentage?[/quote]Ooh! Lots of girLs papi As Long as dey kip on saying "alL guyz r d same, i'lL never love again" dey'lL remain DULL |
1 word. DULL 85% of GirLs r dulL If dey were smart, dey wud know dat d whole male population z not responsible 4 dier heart-breaks Now dis z wah dey say "AlL boys r d same" why? "My bf broke my heart" tell me dats not dull and dumb Wen dey finally meet d good guy, dey'll toss him around n say hez just a friend n dey'll go n fall 4 d bad guy n den dey'll av d nerve 2 come back n say all guyz r d same Pathetic |
I must confess Dis z d dumbest question av seen on nairaLand Wat z wrong wiv dese Mods ![]() |
hmmm! Lemme see I love d justifiable critics I Love d gbagauns I love d brilliant comments 4rm brilLiant minds I love d insults I love d garri comments I love dis smiley ![]() A̶̲̥̅̊ ♏ I Loving 2 much ![]() |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]hmmm who's the smarty pants[/quote]Smarty PANTS u say? Hmmmm! Uj uj. Hmmm! |
u know, I don't bLame dem Dey've gat deir own studio so dey can sing crap wenever dey want 2 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]When guys won't mind their damn business and try too bloody hard to sound funny.[/quote]E cLear. U just sounded or shud I say typed Like a GirL Burster-yansh ![]() |
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]I think Laila Ikeji just like posting celebrity news.[/quote]Buh its MostLy Davido |
why? ![]() |
God bLess u 4 dis I mean, wtf z ALingo, adondo, wingo ![]() |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]When he calls and says 'u no fit call pesin'. Doesn't he have a phone too? Hate when a guy won't clean up after himself. Hate when they start acting like we're best buddies cos i smiled n responded to a greeting. And certainly hate a guy without manners. Hate when I'm walking on the road and a guys i don't know calls from the other side n expects me to crossover. Like what he wanna say is important huh?[/quote]niccur, You Gay? ![]() |
Laila. Wats wiv u and Davido ![]() |
[quote author=volcano_ash]What happened to Joe Patterno will happen to this man. Joe's statute was pulled down for knowing and covering the kid molestation sins of his subordinate but Ferguson's statute would be pulled down in the future when he would be found to be a serial match fixer, and the world would know that most of those trophies were unmerited.[/quote]Wat z dis 1 saying ![]() GurL go eff a barb wire or better stilL shut up if u don't wanna haiL d man. Hez ur fada's mentor wen it comes 2 doing biz |
I see ArsenaL Losing dis 1 ![]() |
3points 4 manchester united ![]() |
LoveLy FeeL like crying Choi! Dis man don try Hez truly a legend, say otherwise, me n u go get A̶̲̥̅̊ ♏ hot dis nite ![]() |
Man-city z Losing dis 1 Uhmmm! Muki, I fink u made a mistake It shud av bin D pLayer 2 laugh at- Torres |
Mehnn! Suit urself brov Av passed mah beef time |
AjanleKoko: Which kain person you be sef? You be farmer?I don't see d resembLance btwin "forward n Striker" |
AjanleKoko: *Sigh*now I want u 2 go 2 dat link n read it, den come back n tell me where it was stated dat Mark was a striker ![]() |
AjanleKoko: Error. Gbagaun.hu dah fuc̲̅k z sparky Mark hughes waz a central back pLayer 4 united dahz wah I know, I dunno wah dose clubs u mentioned got 2 do wiv it Less I 4got Wat z d gbagaun der? ![]() |
ayobase: Me sef don forget....unfollowed the thread long time ago.deir two combine, dem no reach mah junior brov not 2 tawk of me sef |
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