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Music/Radio › Re: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by dopeJemi: 1:50pm On Nov 25, 2012
She gat me dancing aLingo, and d way dah she moving her windo, adondo adondo. Cuz tonight, I dunno know wah I will buy, raise ur hands up in d sky.


If sum1 can transLate dis in good n clear engLish, I'd be sincereLy gratefuL.


If no1 can. Den psquare sings crap angry


DeaL wiv it undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tasha Romantic Restaurant/bar: You Are All Welcome by dopeJemi: 1:26pm On Nov 25, 2012
Tashamania: Oh, alright! Then you might wanna consider taking one of our strippers then, sir. How about that? smiley
Hmmm!

I'lL consider, onLy if u be mah stripper 4 d nite wink


And pLease, calL me jemi, it sounds sexy coming out 4rm a lady's mouth smiley
Music/Radio › Re: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by dopeJemi: 1:06pm On Nov 25, 2012
I heard dat a nigerian actress took her song 2 dem 2 help her finish n guess wat dey did, dey took it 2 deir studio n did d song
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tasha Romantic Restaurant/bar: You Are All Welcome by dopeJemi: 11:49pm On Nov 24, 2012
Tashamania: Oh! There you are, my first custee smiley

Okay, where's your date? huh
Av got No date my dear



I'm alL by myseLf
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tasha Romantic Restaurant/bar: You Are All Welcome by dopeJemi: 11:41pm On Nov 24, 2012
who'z here?



PLz get me a bottLe of Vodka
Celebrities › Re: Winner Of Davido's 500k Is Mc Galaxy (pics) by dopeJemi: 10:27pm On Nov 24, 2012
Awww!

Just LoveLy


A tear rolLed 4rm mah eyes wen I saw dis

Davido z a kind boy

He cares so much abt his fans.





Kay! Av said it, izint dat wat u wanted us 2 say.


Izint dat y u created dis thread?



Now can sumbody cLose dis fυcking, bLoody, deserted thread n take it off d front page


God, wat z wrong wiv dese Mods


Abusing power
angry
Romance › Re: Al Lov Doctors On Nairaland Should Kindly Com To His Aid by dopeJemi: 10:11pm On Nov 24, 2012
u nat a kid I'm sure buh wahz d mata wiv u?


Izint it obvious


I wonder d kinda questions peopLe ask on nL dese dayz



My friend, leave her aLone
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Like This by dopeJemi: 8:45pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]okay fine. Go figure it yourself.

Ps. You are derailing[/quote]Hmmm! Av gotta check d meaning of dat word

"DeraiLing"

Gimme a sec
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Like This by dopeJemi: 8:38pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]This is not about you jorh.[/quote]Ehn! I stilL wanna know smiley
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Like This by dopeJemi: 8:34pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Actually, I did not need your reply, I just need to see something and you showed me.

OMG[/quote]which is?
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Like This by dopeJemi: 8:30pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm.... DopeJemi(hope I spelt it right) where did you get that statistic from? How many women have you met that made you come with that percentage?[/quote]Ooh! Lots of girLs papi



As Long as dey kip on saying "alL guyz r d same, i'lL never love again" dey'lL remain DULL
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Like This by dopeJemi: 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2012
1 word.

DULL



85% of GirLs r dulL


If dey were smart, dey wud know dat d whole male population z not responsible 4 dier heart-breaks

Now dis z wah dey say

"AlL boys r d same" why? "My bf broke my heart" tell me dats not dull and dumb


Wen dey finally meet d good guy, dey'll toss him around n say hez just a friend n dey'll go n fall 4 d bad guy n den dey'll av d nerve 2 come back n say all guyz r d same


Pathetic
Family › Re: Is It Right For Parents To Insult Their Children? by dopeJemi: 5:09pm On Nov 24, 2012
I must confess


Dis z d dumbest question av seen on nairaLand


Wat z wrong wiv dese Mods
huh
Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Like Most About Nairaland by dopeJemi: 3:49pm On Nov 24, 2012
hmmm!

Lemme see


I love d justifiable critics

I Love d gbagauns

I love d brilliant comments 4rm brilLiant minds

I love d insults

I love d garri comments

I love dis smiley
undecided


​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ I Loving 2 much
huh
Romance › Re: Ladies What Do Guys Really Do That Annoys You? by dopeJemi: 2:07pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]hmmm who's the smarty pants[/quote]Smarty PANTS u say? shocked



Hmmmm! Uj uj. Hmmm!
Music/Radio › Re: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by dopeJemi: 1:59pm On Nov 24, 2012
u know, I don't bLame dem


Dey've gat deir own studio so dey can sing crap wenever dey want 2
Romance › Re: Ladies What Do Guys Really Do That Annoys You? by dopeJemi: 1:55pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]When guys won't mind their damn business and try too bloody hard to sound funny.[/quote]E cLear. U just sounded or shud I say typed Like a GirL





Burster-yansh
grin
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Davido's Late Mum Dr Vero Adeleke. by dopeJemi: 1:51pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]I think Laila Ikeji just like posting celebrity news.[/quote]Buh its MostLy Davido
Romance › Re: I Need An Answer To This Question by dopeJemi: 1:14pm On Nov 24, 2012
why? huh
Music/Radio › Re: P-Square: Kings Of Copy, Sampling And Overlifting by dopeJemi: 12:59pm On Nov 24, 2012
God bLess u 4 dis



I mean, wtf z ALingo, adondo, wingo
huh angry
Romance › Re: Ladies What Do Guys Really Do That Annoys You? by dopeJemi: 11:20am On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]When he calls and says 'u no fit call pesin'. Doesn't he have a phone too?

Hate when a guy won't clean up after himself.

Hate when they start acting like we're best buddies cos i smiled n responded to a greeting.

And certainly hate a guy without manners.

Hate when I'm walking on the road and a guys i don't know calls from the other side n expects me to crossover. Like what he wanna say is important huh?[/quote]niccur, You Gay? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Davido's Late Mum Dr Vero Adeleke. by dopeJemi: 10:44am On Nov 24, 2012
Laila.

Wats wiv u and Davido
undecided huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Ferguson's Statue Unveiled At Old Trafford by dopeJemi: 7:15am On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=volcano_ash]What happened to Joe Patterno will happen to this man. Joe's statute was pulled down for knowing and covering the kid molestation sins of his subordinate but Ferguson's statute would be pulled down in the future when he would be found to be a serial match fixer, and the world would know that most of those trophies were unmerited.[/quote]Wat z dis 1 saying undecided


GurL go eff a barb wire or better stilL shut up if u don't wanna haiL d man. Hez ur fada's mentor wen it comes 2 doing biz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal On Saturday (0 - 0) On 24th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 11:28pm On Nov 23, 2012
I see ArsenaL Losing dis 1 cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (3 - 1) - On 24th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 11:23pm On Nov 23, 2012
3points 4 manchester united cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Ferguson's Statue Unveiled At Old Trafford by dopeJemi: 10:46pm On Nov 23, 2012
LoveLy


FeeL like crying


Choi! Dis man don try


Hez truly a legend, say otherwise, me n u go get ​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ hot dis nite
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 0) On 25th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 10:33pm On Nov 23, 2012
Man-city z Losing dis 1


Uhmmm! Muki, I fink u made a mistake


It shud av bin

D pLayer 2 laugh at- Torres
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Sack Mark Hughes & Appoint Harry Redknapp by dopeJemi: 10:20pm On Nov 23, 2012
Mehnn!

Suit urself brov

Av passed mah beef time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Sack Mark Hughes & Appoint Harry Redknapp by dopeJemi: 10:09pm On Nov 23, 2012
AjanleKoko: Which kain person you be sef? You be farmer?

Full name Leslie Mark Hughes
Date of birth 1 November 1963 (age 49)
Place of birth Ruabon, Wrexham, Wales
Height 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)
Playing position Forward
I don't see d resembLance btwin "forward n Striker"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Sack Mark Hughes & Appoint Harry Redknapp by dopeJemi: 10:03pm On Nov 23, 2012
AjanleKoko: *Sigh* embarassed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hughes
now I want u 2 go 2 dat link n read it, den come back n tell me where it was stated dat Mark was a striker huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Sack Mark Hughes & Appoint Harry Redknapp by dopeJemi: 9:50pm On Nov 23, 2012
AjanleKoko: Error. Gbagaun.
Sparky played as a striker for Manchester United, Everton, Chelsea, Southampton, Bayern Munich, and FC Barcelona
hu dah fuc̲̅k z sparky


Mark hughes waz a central back pLayer 4 united dahz wah I know, I dunno wah dose clubs u mentioned got 2 do wiv it


Less I 4got

Wat z d gbagaun der?
huh
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 8:49pm On Nov 23, 2012
ayobase: Me sef don forget....unfollowed the thread long time ago.
.
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Lets not derail further....goodluck with itsmodella....but u have to prove sey u fine pass Chris Brown and Trey Songz o!
deir two combine, dem no reach mah junior brov not 2 tawk of me sef

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