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My father will slap Me 4 nat slapping him




Lemme nat get carried away



And d joke is? ? ?

[quote author=D-Explorer]Yeah but when you wanna roll with 'big men' in a new section, you pay due homage Name your crush and she will be yours, that's my welcome gift *we can be kind too*[/quote]Hmmm!

Av gat a crush on modelLa, mrs.chima n sholLypopz

I want dem alL

[quote author=D-Explorer]Hey, follow xynerise lead, he will show you around. He lives here too.[/quote]Aite brov

I'm nat new here dou

UsualLy at d jokes section

xynerise: start by introducing ur self

Hmmmm!

Hau do I start nau

Nah!


Wah bouh d fingers of a snake

[quote author=D-Explorer]Maybe you need to pay homage to those that lives here; ask Mynd [/quote]Hau do I pay homage

I'm nat known by anybody

Sowie y'all

I had 2 go 2 d celestial church 4 proper cleansing n prayers

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Lawd! Modella come get your cheating husband. [/quote]We aint married yet u knw

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]what is you gon do if it isn't straight? [/quote]I'm gon' kiss shid outta it till it bcoms straight

[quote author=Mrs.Chima] [/quote]U've gat a problem wiv yo mouth

Y isn't it straight?

Mehnn! Dis guy created a thread concerning mah topic n d spirituaL ish


AtLeast u shud av waited 4 d part dat says "if derz any reason y dese 2 shud nat be joined 2geda, come out nau or 4eva hold ur fuuucking peace"

Nau u've ruined mah wedding

Oboy na wa oh.


Na me dis boy dey calL spiritual husband so

D way dis guy z tawking nau. I'm beginning 2 fink dat I'm a spirituaL husband


Brov, 4 pete's sake, Cut d crap, don't let d things u watch on t.v(t.b Joshua) fool u or make u ignorant

Take a break 4rm watching emmanuel t.v, it will help ya.

No doubt bouh wah u saying dou, buh I need u 2 understand dat derz nuffin serious bouh wahz going on here, stop being a sadist n have fun. Play along



SholLy-sweedy, c'mon nau, its nat mah fault dat I'm beginning 2 fall 4 u

Mehnn! Y'alL r so funny

Except dat spiritual dude
Like criousLy dude. Wtf!



I don't wanna marry modelLa again abeg
2jets n 1 hummer jeep 4 just 1 girL
190 come n take ur chick


Shollypops, watchu fink about d bridesmaid becoming d bride uhn?

N hau many comments av u gotten on ur signature so far?

k2039: [img]http://3.bp..com/_82jYjcjk6wM/SV6IMwCTOjI/AAAAAAAAAOc/WB4nYSiJpO4/s400/1reached_retirement_age_judge_335845.jpg[/img]

Calm down

Ur blood 2 dey hot

D evidence is coming very soon

[quote author=D-Explorer]Who's this dopeJemi? You miss road?[/quote]And

U

R?






Lemme just ansa u

Go 2 jokes section n ask hu Dopejemi is

Ayobase mah man

Fank goodness u here brov

Plz help me quote d post concerning d convo btwin me n modella

N no, I aint going 2 d zanga




.

Mynd

Sowie brov, it waz supposed 2 be 190, nat u

K2039, c'mon mahnn!

Shez here already

She can testify


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190

Say what nau

U kiddin ryt?

Btw, hu cares. Hu says its wrong 2 av a second husband



.

Modella

Don't act like u dunno wahs going on

U agreed 2 a bet, remember?




Mynd

U shud be on mah side

Av got cute sisters u knw

[quote author=~vicky~]
where are the wedding pictures[/quote]We never marry yet nau

Mah wife never show up

[quote author=Mynd_44]**slaps the first bodyguard and the rest runs away**
now who gonna save you?[/quote]*calls 4 back up 4rm boko haram n d militants*

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't have a problem with sounding silly all in the name of you joking, what I do have a problem with however id you being all childish about shît. Why the fûck would I be jealous?.
And for that piece of insult, i will be present.
**Mynd gets down with a dozen of his guys all armed with 9mms**[/quote]*calls his fierce looking bodyguards 2 stand at d gate 2 prevent mynd 4rm coming in*

Oboy na fone I dey use oh n d place far die

I will try sha

Nau, 4 dose of u dat were in D sports section, dis shud be no surprise 2 u cuz u all saw wah happened btwin me n modella, we made a bet on d match btwin manchester united and arsenaL.

D bet was, if manchester united won, she would be mah e-woman, and she agreed 2 d bet buh unfortunately 4 her, we WON

So I'd want u guyz in d romance section 2 witness our wedding ceremony n be part of it.

Drinks- checked
Fried rice n salad- checked
Red Wine- checked
Comedians n musicians- checked


I knw some peeps will be jealous. E.g mynd44

Buh not 2 worry, its only 4 a week


Let d ceremony begin

Where mah wife at

Arsenate: Even against a poor Arsenal team manure had to cheat. Wether its Chelsea or Jibowu fc, these cheats just have to cheat. It's in their DNA. Shameless s.cums

R u not just a fool

*clears throat* *finking of hau mah wedding ceremony wud look like dis evening*

[quote author=Akpu.Nku]Yesooo, he spoke his mind clearly, not just insulting like others[/quote]Yeah bro

Oda fans r just using d refs as an excuse 2 lose against man-u

KingMEXX: Am a Chelsea fan buh i don't think Arsenal fans should start this early to condemn thesame team that thrashed them 8-2 last season cleanly. Even though United beat us all thanks to the ref, I don't think the Ref would play a part in the outcome of today. For goodness sake, United have always had an edge over Arsenal, 8-2 no be yam you know. Anyway lets see how today plays out, i suport Arsenal to win buh e go hard o.....BLUE Army All the way

Asin ehn!

U r d only chelsea fan av seen on nairaland dat haz a brain

Fanx 4 ur sincerity

caseless: who b dis? What a question....young6ix and 2pac? Op, u ar not serious!

R u blind?

Hez talking abt d clothes

Not talent

[quote author=Akpu.Nku]Bush meat, no go kill ur self becos ur hatred for MAN U, we are the KING[/quote]Guy, no dey ansa dat she-maLe

Hez only fooling his old age

Na every man-u thread he tk dey showcase Im stupeedity. Its killing him inside

If he like mk e hate 4rm nau till rapture, e no go change anything, besides alex ferguson no knw him n Im family

Man-u 3-0 arsenaL

I already said speak


Spoon