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Politics › Re: 2 Catholic Churches Attacked In Enugu. by dopeJemi: 10:18am On Nov 07, 2012
I guess dis gat 2 do wiv dem worshiping mary n bowing 2 d statue of jesus.


#just saying
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Manchester City Vs Ajax - (2 - 2) On 6th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 7:52am On Nov 07, 2012
Manchester city z a big disgrace 2 d epL

As bad as arsenal r, dey wudnt be sitting bottom wiv just 2 points

Dat is 2 show dat manchester united r a beta side dan man-city.

Joe. U r tawking abt d oda teams winning d champions league, wat has dat got 2 do wiv anyfin, wen last did dey win it n d players dat won it r different 4rm d 1s playing nau. Dats not an excuse 4 man-city 2 be at d bottom wiv just 2points n dey say dey r champions.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hot Topic . . Please Discuss by dopeJemi: 11:36pm On Nov 06, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]

wah if she comes with the boxers without panties
imma expected to retrieve my boxers and leave her pantless
i dont like her anymore bur that doesnt mean i would allow her hit the street
in trousers without panties angry angry
[/quote]Hmmm!

Den give her 1 of ur boxers

D 1 u don't like dat much cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Hot Topic . . Please Discuss by dopeJemi: 11:34pm On Nov 06, 2012
jjgirljay: na this kind chop clean mouth wey you won do na him dey hook o. be warned
Yes ma'​am cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Hot Topic . . Please Discuss by dopeJemi: 11:20pm On Nov 06, 2012
jjgirljay: you never talk true wetin you dey find.
Emmm!

Nuffin oh grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Hot Topic . . Please Discuss by dopeJemi: 11:06pm On Nov 06, 2012
Its simple.

Tell her 2 come over, d same way she left ur house. Tell her she shudnt change a thing she wore dat day.

Av sεx wiv her, wen she haz gone 2 d bathroom 2 wash up, collect ur boxer back, fold it n kip it in ur jean pocket. Shikena!!! cheesy


N if she comes wiv her own panties, den ask her 4 ur boxer angry

Is she a tomboy?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said Am Too Poor-money Ritual As Solution? by dopeJemi: 10:56pm On Nov 06, 2012
Gimme d permission 2 say u r very stupeed plz


Wah u jes said nau, does it make sense 2 u? undecided


U r 21 n ur stupeed girlfrnd z 25 n u r hapi

U love her, she doesn't love u buh wants u 2 get rich so she can spend ur moni

She gave u 6ix months 2 get rich, isn't dat enof proof dat she doesn't love u

D most dumbest part of alL, u r finking of money ritual, hau pathetic. Smfh

Wah if d ritualist asks 4 ur mum, will u sacrifice her?

Gawd! U r 21 n shez 25, hau dumb can u behuh

Grow up 4 pete's sake, u fuuucking strange
Romance › Re: Tinz U Did For A Gurl, N Later Regreted by dopeJemi: 10:15pm On Nov 06, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]fat liar tongue[/quote]I swear

I'm nat lying

Spent 5500 on her buffday n 5500 on vaL's day
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Thoughts About What Happens On Emmanuel Tv by dopeJemi:
T.b joshua has turned his deliverance section into an advertisement. Its more like a movie 2 me nau

People don't take it seriousLy cuz its mur like a scripted act

Wah surprises me is d way dey deliver peeps 4rm satanic bondage more dan dey preach, even jesus never delivered peopLe dis way. Wah surprises me again z d way d disciples want d peeps wiv demonic spirits 2 call tb joshua's name during d deliverance

Y do demons kip coming wen dey knw dat hez 2 powerfulhuh Dat is 1 question I'm still yet 2 ansahuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Schalke Vs Arsenal - (2 - 2) -On 6th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 5:35pm On Nov 06, 2012
wyvilleinc: 10:30pm u wanna write. Remember kick off is 8:45pm.
Nah, I meant wah I said

Arsenal wud be losing by dat tym

Mark mah words wink

9:30 z d tym I'll start laughing at d arsenal fans
Romance › Re: Dopejemi Weds Modella ☺☺☺☺ by dopeJemi(op): 5:01pm On Nov 06, 2012
ayobase: Hope sey no be that of Iya and Baba Iyalaje o!
gringringringringrin



No sha
Romance › Re: Tinz U Did For A Gurl, N Later Regreted by dopeJemi: 10:56am On Nov 06, 2012
Wasting 11000naira on her buffday n on valentine's day angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Schalke Vs Arsenal - (2 - 2) -On 6th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 10:34am On Nov 06, 2012
I aint saying nuffin tilL 9:30pm undecided
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (6th Edition) by dopeJemi: 9:33am On Nov 06, 2012
Idowuogbo: Yep! kiss
I

​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏


Blushing grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Manchester City Vs Ajax - (2 - 2) On 6th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 9:28am On Nov 06, 2012
lakad4u: 2nd to comment....man city go win
Keep dreaming undecided


Dreamer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Manchester City Vs Ajax - (2 - 2) On 6th November 2012 by dopeJemi: 9:18am On Nov 06, 2012
I see 'em drawing dis 1 cool



PraLy Losing undecided
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (6th Edition) by dopeJemi: 9:17am On Nov 06, 2012
Idowuogbo: Dopejemi and xynerise
RealLy? shocked
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (6th Edition) by dopeJemi: 8:33am On Nov 06, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Is he that good in derailing?[/quote]I guess
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (6th Edition) by dopeJemi: 7:21am On Nov 06, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]You can't pay it dude. Just create a thread and express your love for her. You've my support cheesy[/quote]I fink I already did dat buh it waz derailed by sum tb joshua freak
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (6th Edition) by dopeJemi: 7:11am On Nov 06, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]You will have her. She got a price tag though.[/quote]TelL me
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (6th Edition) by dopeJemi: 10:07pm On Nov 05, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]You could ask because those 3 can send you there quick. Pick one and i will help you out smiley[/quote]Damn!


itsmodelLa
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Who's Your Crush Of The Week? (6th Edition) by dopeJemi: 9:23pm On Nov 05, 2012
[quote author=D-Explorer]What do you know about 6ft?[/quote]Nuffin
Jokes Etc › Re: When Will Dis Akpos Grow Up? Akpos Again! by dopeJemi: 9:19pm On Nov 05, 2012
Laitesmart: POLICE : Where do you live?
AKPOS : With my parents.
POLICE : Where does your parents live?
AKPOS : With me.
POLICE : Where do you all live?
AKPOS : Together.
POLICE : Where is your house?
AKPOS : Next to my neighbours house.
POLICE : Where is your neighbour's house?
AKPOS : If i tell you, you won't believe me.
POLICE : Tell me.
AKPOS : Next to my house.
Hey! Smart, u stole dis 1 4rm Me tongue

N av got proof

It waz a white chick dat sent dis joke 2 me n I changed it 2 an akpos' joke cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Football Engrish by dopeJemi: 9:16pm On Nov 05, 2012
I swear!

Victor needs 2 stop analyzing matches

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