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 Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:50pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
ayobase: @@my second post on here@@  Lwkmd!!! Wats dat his name again? |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:41pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
ItsModella: My spiritual husband, what did you say?said mah fone had a littLe fault And u nat just seeing Me. R u I still said Lwkmd |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
*cLears throat* Uhmmm! ModelLa I repLied u |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:31pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
[quote author=D-Explorer]Ok dude, but the first post is clear enough. Get your codes (lines to woo ItsModella) ready and post it come 30th  [/quote]aite brovImma watch u go first on dat day Wait a min. Dats d day 4 mah grand-pa's burial Just hope I make it here |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:28pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Read it again. . . Slowly!Yezzur! |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:20pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
ItsModella: ahh, my spiritual husband...where have you been?Lwkmd! Mah fone had a little fault Buh wait. U nat just seeing me. R u? |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:17pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Go back to page 0 and read!U know, I didn't just open d thread n comment I read through it n I didn't gedit |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 7:08pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
[quote author=D-Explorer]Damn! This gonna be epic!!! Congrats the unfortunate challenger, better be game! See you on 30th  [/quote]U know I wudnt mind u expLaining 2 me wah dis is n wah it is abt cuz I av no ideaExpLain in simple english pLz, no big grammars  |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 Reloaded [ Men's Audition ] by dopeJemi: 6:57pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
uhmmm! I'm wooing ModelLa Can !?  |
| Romance › Re: Whats The Best Way To Tell A Lady You Are Not Interested by dopeJemi: 6:52pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
by telLing her u r not interested If shez reasonable n mature she'lL understand |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Sack Mark Hughes & Appoint Harry Redknapp by dopeJemi: 6:24pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
2 mistakes here Mark was nat a striker. He was a defender And harry hasn't been appointed yet Dey r in talks wiv him |
| Crime › Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by dopeJemi: 3:40pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Kslib: Na wa oh!! Shame no dey catch you atall.. Can you believe that this guy even has beards?? Check his profile if you doubt me..Lwtmb!!! You no go bLame A̶̲̥̅̊ ♏. Na wetin Nairaland put A̶̲̥̅̊ ♏ |
| Crime › Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by dopeJemi: 3:30pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
So wats so unmentionabLe abt d nιppLe Wah wud u say if it was a man's Dιck? And y r dey stilL looking 4 it? Do dey wanna super-glue it back 2 d Bơơbs? Omg! D mods r responsibLe 4 dis Dey r d 1s changing it I thought dey had a word 4 every nasty word It seems dey ran outta words 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by dopeJemi: 3:25pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Can u kindly telL us wtf is UnmentionabLe  |
| Phones › Re: MTN The Most Hated Network? For No Reason by dopeJemi: 3:08pm On Nov 23, 2012*. Modified: 4:15pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Okay! U created dis topic Because u and ur dad created d Empty-Hen network. Oh puh-Lease. We gedit aLready  Now a mod moved it 2 d Front page Because he was promised a Job in d Company. Pathetic #teamEmpty-henSucks like d shιt it produces 4 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by dopeJemi: 3:00pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
I'd appreciate it if u guyz quit dis crap n go 2 oda topics. Wtf z d problem wid you 2? U've bin repeating d same animaLs over n over again. SeriousLy, its boring. |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Gives Her Daughter Blue Ivy Carter A Kiss On Her Cheek by dopeJemi: 2:51pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
wtf!!! So? Shud I go 2 d studio n sing abt it? Dis is strange or shud I say u r strange Do u know hau many mothers have given deir babies kisses on d cheek or forehead Y is beyonce's case a big deal 2 u Wish I cud see u face 2 face n sLap u 2 Likes |
| Fashion › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Dress To Keri Hilson's Event : Hot Or Not? by dopeJemi: 2:40pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
NOW DIS MADE FRONT PAGE BECAUSE?? NairaLand z beginning 2 annoy me |
| Music/Radio › Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by dopeJemi: 2:32pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
A drop in d ocean by ron pope Whenever mah fone rings, d ladies wink D song z so cooL n reLaxing |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Get Your Ex Back ? Is It Mostly Possible? by dopeJemi: 8:36am On Nov 23, 2012 |
Take a band 2 her house. You be d leader of d band Den sing chris brown's so cold 2 her I bet ya u'lL get ur ex back wiv d speed of light |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Reveals His Birthday Parry Venue Where He Will Be Giving Out The 500k by dopeJemi: 8:23am On Nov 23, 2012 |
tellwisdom: Linda-ibeji, can I give u the 500k, for you to stop disturbing us with this lil boy's party news??SECONDED!!! Werrin dey wori dis boy sef |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong To Surf Through Nairaland Before Morning Prayers? by dopeJemi: 8:06am On Nov 23, 2012 |
Annie dear. Izit wrong 2 dance makosa n alanta b4 going 2 dance in d church Izit wrong 2 wear ur undies b4 wearing ur skirt or trouser First things first my dear God first |
| Celebrities › Re: I Lost A Girl I Really Liked Because Of My Heart Breaker Reputation...banky W by dopeJemi: 11:59am On Nov 22, 2012 |
y e dey give him mighty head hope Cassanova image mah left testicles |
| Romance › Re: Her Husband Is Addicted To Nairaland Romance Section. Pls Advise Her!!! by dopeJemi: 8:08pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
damn! Hau can I get a date on nL wen alL of u r either married or above 30 Age restriction z advised Old peeps shud nat be found or seen on some sites If y'alL oldies take over d sites, wah r d teens n youths gonna take over Back 2 d topic D wife shud register on nL n be addicted 2 d religion section. Kay dahz just me being naughty She shud register on nL wiv a diff name n stalk him see wah hez upto b4 making a move or taking actions |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Roberto Di Matteo Sacked by dopeJemi: 4:19pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
ebonyjk7: Please can somebody tell me what are the chances for chelsea to qualify for the knockout stage of UCL?Chelsea wilL qualify if juventus loses 2 shaktar, n dats nat gonna happen So I guess its d europa league 4 u guyz |
| Celebrities › Re: Girl Tattoos Back To Look-like Tonto Dikeh by dopeJemi: 12:07pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
I don't see any sign-board on her forehead dat says "Hey guyz, I did dis tattoo on mah back so I cud look like tonto dike" I doubt if she even knows who tonto is |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido To Give Out N500k On His 20th Birthday! by dopeJemi: 12:00pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Nicumpoopish arrogant hippo D sight of him annoys d crap outta Me Insult me n get pounded 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Roberto Di Matteo Sacked by dopeJemi: 11:51am On Nov 21, 2012 |
BeraBera: Haba! See how these MAN-U and arsenal boys are jubilating and making fun.shock d world hau? By wining d nigerian premier league or d nations cup, or is it d psL? Maybe d world cup |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Roberto Di Matteo Sacked by dopeJemi: 11:38am On Nov 21, 2012 |
Interviewer: if u finalLy end up in chelsea, wat will be ur plans? GuardioLa: hmmm! Try and win d premier league, win d FA cup, Lose n draw sum matches and den resign Abramovich just dey falL people papa hand 4 public anyhow  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Roberto Di Matteo Sacked by dopeJemi: 11:11am On Nov 21, 2012 |
Abeg abeg abeg Y'alL can tawk abt matteo's sack alL day buh don't bring guardiola into this D man is coming 2 manchester united n dats finaL Abramovich shud be d coach n assistant coach of cheLsea Chelsea needs 4coaches n 5 assistant coaches 2 progress in 1 season |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Use An Animal To Represent Your Wife/girlfriend by dopeJemi: 12:38am On Nov 21, 2012 |
So hau many comments n views do u fink u'lL get at dis hour? U shud av waited tilL it was dawn Go and sLeep. NairaLand no be ur papa name |
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