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Just see as this girl take use this mumu simp catch cruise. I SMH for some guys sha

JackDaAlienz:
Mind your business otule

omo ale

JackDaAlienz:
Like how much
I know one runz girl wey charge me 5K for raw.
That girl pussy toooo sweet

you no get sense. You wan dey fvck ashawo raw. I pity your life

Jerkbaba:
ashawo no dey fvuck raw oo. Only if you wan pay her big cash. But 2k brothel plenty everywhere! Enjoy yourself.

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2022 is a no simp year. If you go mumu for woman this year, na you sabi

Minimum of $20k. If I eventually pass it, I shift to $50k. If I hit $50k, I rest for the year

last year tough. Started great, but didn't end so well

Neimar:
I made my first million tho
Going to make more next year

na lie neimar. Something wey you don make since last year

franchasng:
She could be broke and got a mouthwatering offer you know lol



That's why you guys should be giving your girlfriends enough money even when she didnt ask to avoid stories that touch. Money can make man or woman do and undo lol.



Sometimes those sneaky moments can be exciting too, and it could be her first, life happens bro, enjoy life its very short, lol

come, are you a bastard? You have been busy supporting nonsense on this thread. Are you mad or something?

Cutting off my ex. The one girl I ever loved with my full chest. At the end, she wasn't any different from the other b!tches

I have been rejected 1 or 2 times. I have been asked out(directly/indirectly) way too many times than I can remember. The toasting is something I do once in a blue moon. My guys go dey yab me say I fine but I dey fear to toast woman. They don't understand that it's harder for a good looking guy to approach a girl than an average or not so good looking guy

Lmao 180k on a watch? Nah, I'll pass

Just 4 bottles of origin beer was enough to get me fvcked. If not that I went with people, I for no reach house that night. I screamed, shouted, call my babe a b!tch, pooed on myself..omo. never again

bruhh!! who the fvck are you?? Shit can't get any realer than this. I have actually been in the private dark lives of some girls without even knowing

Redpill for life!!

BabaIbo:
The most important reason is that "Your VJ will have dark opening indicating excessive penetrations."

Thank you!

I swear bruh. that's one of the signs I look out for now. Black and dismantled pussy lips are a sign of excessive usage

Body count matters for a girl o. A girl with a high body count has lost the ability to pair-bond. This last girl with a high body count I tried being with was a disaster. Too many exes, baggages, sexual histories, comparisms. Mahn! I just couldn't deal

Sex is cheap as fvck. Any man still paying for pussy is plain dumb. Package yourself well, nice dressing, nice house, surplus food, dstv, netflix and all that shii. You go fvck tire

I earn over 250k+ a month and my rent isn't even up to 150k

If the girl is wild and down for it, fvck your thing bro. Make nobody cap shit here. If a 20 year old girl of today tells you her body count and the kind of wild shit she done, you'll shiver down your spine

Omo, I don get experience from this thread sha. Going with a pen knife when next i am going to onitsha. Them go see werey by force

No be lie. Some girls pussy just wide anyhow. There's this big ass, sexy girl i know. If you see her with her innocent face, you won't know this girl has fvcked all the unfvckable dicks in this life. The few times i have had sex with her, I couldn't feel shit. The pussy had no single grip. At a point, i had to check whether my dick was still inside. It was that bad. The only time i enjoy sex with her is with doggy or when her pussy is not fully wet. There is still some grip when she's not fully wet. Once she gets wet, omo, e don be. Ocean drive...

I need a redmi 8 pouch

My portfolio dropped from$1,300 to $900.. maddest ting ever

This is too much . I have to count my losses at this point..fvck!

amdman:
2006 Porsche Cayenne

No faults reported

122k miles

N2.8m

is this for real?

CandyOps:
Lol I feel you bro... being a pretty boy is low-key annoying. Everyone just wants you. I learnt to keep a scrowny mean face to keep people away. And I no dey even see the fineness for my body

I no dey even vex again if I enter bus/Keke and the lady next to me just leans in on me even if na only two we dey for back and enof space dey. Both young & old women oh.

Now, upon how I cute reach i no fit compare to some of my friends. E get one of my guys him own be say him female friends dey always try rape am. No be once no be twice lol funny shit

Na when I enter for modelling contest I no say fresh guys dey. You go see fresh guys wey get macho, tall, come get money some of them na video models. My last gf no de allow me wear cloth for house. She says I no suppose de wear cloth at all lol wahala

haha, not forgetting how insecure girls are around you. They always believe there is someone else, no matter how hard you try. My last 2 GFs never for a second believed i was keeping only them. I later found out they were cheating and called the whole thing off. As at now, i ain't dating any b!tch again. I'm done

Nothing, just annoying stares and compliments i am already used to. I'm not counting the sex part because it means nothing to me

Fvcking true man! Fvcking true. Marriage will soon be phased out in the coming years

Short. I cummed within a minute or less sef. Felt like i was in heaven

oh, this haunted house story. this little girl always telling people to buy banana in the middle of the night. scared the fvck out of me when i heard it

DieRich5:
another simp nigga in my street is gone cus of girl.
story: cult boy warn am mk e leave he ex gf(yes ex) d boy say no can't cus e don spend 4 her so e can't leave her ND now e don leave d earth 4 her, last night 3 shoots on him 4 d girl hux(we all stay in d same street)
funny part: d girl no b he gf again o
take d redpill b4 is too late.

nah, the cult nigga stupid asf. Why kill your fellow nigga because of some pussy!!?