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CrimeRe: Four People Killed In ESUT Cult Clash by dopesidez:
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CelebritiesRe: What I Observed From Davido 1 Million Challenge by dopesidez: 5:56pm On Nov 18, 2021
Ofadaman:
Everyone is selfish and will only throw money anywhere they can get value. Money has no sympathy it will not go to him that begs or cries or prays the most, it will only go to the person who can provide value.

Whether you're good or bad doesn't matter as long as you provide value people will throw money at you, and it absolutely has nothing to do with Davido being a giver or helper.

Know this and know truth.
But I doubt if wizkid would be able to get people send him money as much as this, davido is quite likeable too
CelebritiesRe: Davido Receives Over N70m In Four Hour, After Asking Colleagues For N1m (Pics) by dopesidez: 8:33pm On Nov 17, 2021
IBtxo:
50k sent
Bro pls show me love my brother
2026474281 UBA
Thanks in anticipation
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho's Bullet Proof With Arabic Inscription On It (Pictures) by dopesidez: 7:20pm On Jul 02, 2021
Mayniaa:
Have you read the story going on about the Catholic church in Canada.
That's more evil
What's the story?
BusinessRe: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by dopesidez: 1:11pm On Apr 11, 2021
Hotguy27:
I have a terrible history with debtors. Let me find a way to summarise that.
1. I lent a brother 300k he paid only 80k and that was all.
2. I lent another brother 800k and he paid back 570k.
3. I lent yet another 1m he never returned even a kobo for over 3 years now. I have written the debt off. I have suspended borrowing brothers because they assume that I have much but it is not so. I'm just a contented person.

4. I lent two friends 9k and 5k respectively and they never paid back but never borrowed again.
5. I lent someone 455k and he paid me in piece meals (100k, 30k, 50k, 80k etc) in 4 months to the extent that I couldn't figure out what I did with the money. After I almost had issue with him.
6. A neighbour borrowed 99k and he paid after 3 months.
7. I lent another casual friend 99k for over 3 months he has not paid.

8. The one that pained me most is someone I barely knew well who called me and begged that he was in trouble that I should lend him 50k that by Monday (in 2 days time) he would pay back. I was not comfortable but I was thinking that he could also be of help one day. I transferred the amount to him.
To cut the story shot, he refused to pick my calls after few weeks. 5 months later, he was still not picking my calls. If I called with a strange number he would pick and once he heard my voice he would drop. I was over a thousand kilometres away from him. So it was almost impossible for me to travel to his place. Next thing I did was that I approached a court for a court order which I obtained against his account details.
Finally, I got my money reversed from his account but not until I spent 12k on the court process. He never called me even when he got the court notification till date.

Though, there are some requests that if u have it would be difficult to decline but I will be cautious going forward.
How were you able to get the court order against his account?
HealthRe: GERD Is Really Dealing With Me Help by dopesidez: 8:10am On Apr 08, 2021
cabosnoopy:
Goodmorning, happy new month... and am glad to help... PH as to do with d measurements of alkalinity or acidity anytin with 7 and above is considered alkaline while anytin 5 below is acidic.. a google search can tell u if wat u about to eat is acidic or alkaline... for instance apple especially the green ones is acidic it has a ph of 3.00-4.00 and will definitely trigger ur reflux while d red ones is acidic too but it doesn't cause an increase in symptoms so u can eat it but in moderation ...ur pregnant tommy which is bloating is accumulation of excess gas. dont worry jus follow my advice u ll c your bloating reduced and yur appetite restored.. den still on what to avoid pls stay away from diary products like milk if u must take milk let it b skimmed milk(marvel or dano are likely skimmed milk u can get around), no fried food and stay away from breakfast cereals like cornflakes and golden morn dey are refined food.. instead take more of quaker oat (go for old school rolled oat against the instant oat) den apart frm d diet changes life style changes is paramount.. firstly instead of large 3 meal a day u can av 5 to 6 smaller meal.. dont rush ur food chew slowly and thoroughly avoid too hot food, dont drink water while eating. drink water few minutes after eating, and dont eat anything again not even snacks after 6pm or 7pm and sit upright for like 3 to 4 hrs bfore lying down and if u can elevate d head of ur bed... as i said earlier stay away from drugs d rebound effect is bad which u av seen wit ur pregnant tummy... jus follow diz advice i no its not easy gerd is a serious issue dat can be life threatening if ignored... u are even lucky you had symptoms wit ur gerd for u detect ontime.. i wasn't lucky i had wat is know as LPR(Laryngopharyngeal reflux) or silent gerd no topical gerd symptoms.. i only had sinusitis, post nasal drip.. wen i went for test doctor will say is malaria ,typhoid ,bacteria, i was given antibiotics i took antibiotics as of i was eatin chinchin no improvement instead d antibiotic destroy my gut microbes and after a year i started aving symptoms den i knw dat i av to help my life den d internet became my friend den i came across omeprazole and it was as if i was never sick. all my symptoms disappeared, during dis period i was still living a sedentary life eating anytin from ice cream ooo alcohol fried food ooo and dose junks... den one night after eating late and heavy i had a rebound and symptoms became 4times worst i started aving lumps feeling in throat, bloating, regurgitatation, loss of appetite etc den i did more research and my finding are my advice above... though am not completely healed but no more symp
Goodmorning, happy new month... and am glad to help... PH as to do with d measurements of alkalinity or acidity anytin with 7 and above is considered alkaline while anytin 5 below is acidic..while 7 is neutral(ph of water) a google search can tell u if wat u about to eat is acidic or alkaline... for instance apple especially the green ones is acidic it has a ph of 3.00-4.00 and will definitely trigger ur reflux while d red ones is acidic too but it doesn't cause an increase in symptoms so u can eat it but in moderation ...ur pregnant tommy which is bloating is accumulation of excess gas. dont worry jus follow my advice u ll c your bloating reduced and yur appetite restored.. den still on what to avoid pls stay away from diary products like milk if u must take milk let it b skimmed milk(marvel or dano are likely skimmed milk u can get around), no fried food and stay away from breakfast cereals like cornflakes and golden morn dey are refined food.. instead take more of quaker oat (go for old school rolled oat against the instant oat) den apart frm d diet changes life style changes is paramount.. firstly instead of large 3 meal a day u can av 5 to 6 smaller meal.. dont rush ur food chew slowly and thoroughly avoid too hot food, dont drink water while eating. drink water few minutes after eating, and dont eat anything again not even snacks after 6pm or 7pm and sit upright for like 3 to 4 hrs bfore lying down and if u can elevate d head of ur bed its adviceable... as i said earlier stay away from drugs d rebound effect is bad which u av seen wit ur pregnant tummy... jus follow diz advice i no its not easy gerd is a serious issue dat can be life threatening if ignored... u are even lucky you had symptoms wit ur gerd for u 2 detect ontime.. i wasn't lucky i had wat is known as LPR(Laryngopharyngeal reflux) or silent gerd no topical gerd symptoms.. i only had sinusitis, post nasal drip.. wen i went for test doctor will say is malaria ,typhoid ,bacteria, i was given antibiotics i took antibiotics as of i was eatin chinchin no improvement instead d antibiotic destroy my gut microbes and after a year i started aving symptoms den i knw dat i av to help my life den d internet became my friend den i came across omeprazole and it was as if i was never sick. all my symptoms disappeared, during dis period i was still living a sedentary life eating anytin from ice cream ooo alcohol fried food ooo and dose junks... den one night after eating late and heavy i had a rebound and symptoms became 4times worst i started aving lumps feeling in throat, bloating, regurgitatation, loss of appetite etc den i did more research and my finding are my advice above... though am not completely healed but i rarely have symptoms.. diz is not to scare u gerd can b lifelong pple leave d rest of dere life wit it, pple died from it as a result of long-time complications. so its important to nib it at the head asap... all d best fruitful month ahead.. and always chew and swallow a small sliced of ginger before bed
@cabosnoopy pls how did you treat your sinusitis?
HealthRe: GERD Is Really Dealing With Me Help by dopesidez: 8:09am On Apr 08, 2021
cabosnoopy:
Goodmorning, happy new month... and am glad to help... PH as to do with d measurements of alkalinity or acidity anytin with 7 and above is considered alkaline while anytin 5 below is acidic.. a google search can tell u if wat u about to eat is acidic or alkaline... for instance apple especially the green ones is acidic it has a ph of 3.00-4.00 and will definitely trigger ur reflux while d red ones is acidic too but it doesn't cause an increase in symptoms so u can eat it but in moderation ...ur pregnant tommy which is bloating is accumulation of excess gas. dont worry jus follow my advice u ll c your bloating reduced and yur appetite restored.. den still on what to avoid pls stay away from diary products like milk if u must take milk let it b skimmed milk(marvel or dano are likely skimmed milk u can get around), no fried food and stay away from breakfast cereals like cornflakes and golden morn dey are refined food.. instead take more of quaker oat (go for old school rolled oat against the instant oat) den apart frm d diet changes life style changes is paramount.. firstly instead of large 3 meal a day u can av 5 to 6 smaller meal.. dont rush ur food chew slowly and thoroughly avoid too hot food, dont drink water while eating. drink water few minutes after eating, and dont eat anything again not even snacks after 6pm or 7pm and sit upright for like 3 to 4 hrs bfore lying down and if u can elevate d head of ur bed... as i said earlier stay away from drugs d rebound effect is bad which u av seen wit ur pregnant tummy... jus follow diz advice i no its not easy gerd is a serious issue dat can be life threatening if ignored... u are even lucky you had symptoms wit ur gerd for u detect ontime.. i wasn't lucky i had wat is know as LPR(Laryngopharyngeal reflux) or silent gerd no topical gerd symptoms.. i only had sinusitis, post nasal drip.. wen i went for test doctor will say is malaria ,typhoid ,bacteria, i was given antibiotics i took antibiotics as of i was eatin chinchin no improvement instead d antibiotic destroy my gut microbes and after a year i started aving symptoms den i knw dat i av to help my life den d internet became my friend den i came across omeprazole and it was as if i was never sick. all my symptoms disappeared, during dis period i was still living a sedentary life eating anytin from ice cream ooo alcohol fried food ooo and dose junks... den one night after eating late and heavy i had a rebound and symptoms became 4times worst i started aving lumps feeling in throat, bloating, regurgitatation, loss of appetite etc den i did more research and my finding are my advice above... though am not completely healed but no more symp
Goodmorning, happy new month... and am glad to help... PH as to do with d measurements of alkalinity or acidity anytin with 7 and above is considered alkaline while anytin 5 below is acidic..while 7 is neutral(ph of water) a google search can tell u if wat u about to eat is acidic or alkaline... for instance apple especially the green ones is acidic it has a ph of 3.00-4.00 and will definitely trigger ur reflux while d red ones is acidic too but it doesn't cause an increase in symptoms so u can eat it but in moderation ...ur pregnant tommy which is bloating is accumulation of excess gas. dont worry jus follow my advice u ll c your bloating reduced and yur appetite restored.. den still on what to avoid pls stay away from diary products like milk if u must take milk let it b skimmed milk(marvel or dano are likely skimmed milk u can get around), no fried food and stay away from breakfast cereals like cornflakes and golden morn dey are refined food.. instead take more of quaker oat (go for old school rolled oat against the instant oat) den apart frm d diet changes life style changes is paramount.. firstly instead of large 3 meal a day u can av 5 to 6 smaller meal.. dont rush ur food chew slowly and thoroughly avoid too hot food, dont drink water while eating. drink water few minutes after eating, and dont eat anything again not even snacks after 6pm or 7pm and sit upright for like 3 to 4 hrs bfore lying down and if u can elevate d head of ur bed its adviceable... as i said earlier stay away from drugs d rebound effect is bad which u av seen wit ur pregnant tummy... jus follow diz advice i no its not easy gerd is a serious issue dat can be life threatening if ignored... u are even lucky you had symptoms wit ur gerd for u 2 detect ontime.. i wasn't lucky i had wat is known as LPR(Laryngopharyngeal reflux) or silent gerd no topical gerd symptoms.. i only had sinusitis, post nasal drip.. wen i went for test doctor will say is malaria ,typhoid ,bacteria, i was given antibiotics i took antibiotics as of i was eatin chinchin no improvement instead d antibiotic destroy my gut microbes and after a year i started aving symptoms den i knw dat i av to help my life den d internet became my friend den i came across omeprazole and it was as if i was never sick. all my symptoms disappeared, during dis period i was still living a sedentary life eating anytin from ice cream ooo alcohol fried food ooo and dose junks... den one night after eating late and heavy i had a rebound and symptoms became 4times worst i started aving lumps feeling in throat, bloating, regurgitatation, loss of appetite etc den i did more research and my finding are my advice above... though am not completely healed but i rarely have symptoms.. diz is not to scare u gerd can b lifelong pple leave d rest of dere life wit it, pple died from it as a result of long-time complications. so its important to nib it at the head asap... all d best fruitful month ahead.. and always chew and swallow a small sliced of ginger before bed
Pls how did you treat your sinusitis?
Jokes EtcRe: #tweetlikeabiblecharacter by dopesidez:
massinola:
Keep laughing
cool
HealthRe: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by dopesidez:
Ye
HealthRe: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by dopesidez:
Ya
HealthRe: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by dopesidez:
[quote author=massinola post=86728275]Cool
RomanceRe: I Wish I'm Dead by dopesidez: 9:14am On Feb 15, 2021
Proton99:
Do you really think life's about happiness? Existence is pain, but I believe you must pull through. Only you can help yourself, nothing outside you can fix you. Try stoicism...

Ps: drop me your email so I will send you Meditations
Combreaker83@yahoo.com
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Files For Divorce From Offset, Her Husband Of 3 Years by dopesidez: 11:53am On Sep 16, 2020
bligs:
Despite the killer curves dude is a serial cheater.


Because Bey will never find a better man in jigga's class.
Very true plus JayZ is pretty decent not that he is a saint but just like you said there is no black super star artist as relatively decent and coordinated plus rich and famous as him
PoliticsRe: Malami Lacks Unilateral Power To Amend Lawyers’ Professional Conduct – Akpata by dopesidez: 11:40pm On Sep 13, 2020
festacman:
Young lawyers came together and elected Mr Olumide Akpata as NBA president. In doing this, they pushed SANs off the track into the bush. It is only foolery to think the SANs won't fight back. This new amendment is geared towards cutting the money available to NBA to operate powerfully.
Was it not an election? So when a group or certain grade of people in a body lose an election then they should fight back? Tf...smh
PoliticsRe: Throwback: I Made $500 Million From Oil Block -TY Danjuma by dopesidez: 8:21am On Sep 13, 2020
RuudVanNisteroy:
On what basis was an oil block allocated to him? Here are a few individuals that got some of the juicest oil blocks worth billions of dolllars.

Alakija - Maryam Babangida hairdresser

Danjuma - Abacha day one boy

Etete - Minister of Petroleum under Abacha

Indimi - IBB boy

Adenuga - IBB boy

Deribe - Abacha boy

Arthur Eze - IBB boy

Most of the individuals awarded oil blocks are fronts.
Abacha is Danjuma's boy
Even IBB is danjuma's boy.
DANJUMA is the military cabal himself.
Even Obj dey fear and respect Danjuma.
SportsRe: Victor Moses Donates To Save Wigan From Extinction (Photos) by dopesidez: 7:23pm On Sep 10, 2020
UbanmeUdie:
shocked



As generous as this gesture may be, it is rather an exhibition of foolishness.

Such funds should have been donated to the likes of Bendel Insurance of Benin or Mighty Jets of Jos to prevent their extinction.

Nigerians are always good abroad and terrible at home.

I wonder who cursed Nigeria with such unpatriotic tendencies from its citizens.
Rubbish!
You think he doesn't know that it would be embezzled if he makes that donation to a local football club.huh
PoliticsRe: Agenda 2050: President Buhari Inaugurates National Steering Committee by dopesidez: 6:39pm On Sep 09, 2020
techstack:
Another roadmap?

Check signature
Futuristic president
Music/RadioRe: Yemi Alade – Kissing (Behind-the-scene Photos) by dopesidez: 3:53pm On Oct 15, 2014
icebebe:
I lik her,buh I fink am avin a crush on her instead of.... So I dnt lik her anymore
do you want to be with her, like you want to feel herhuh
CultureRe: Incredible MAN Of Africa by dopesidez: 1:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
its a pity many of our engineering graduates still wont be able to show working on how have 47,304,000 seconds in 1 year and a half.
PoliticsOBJ Apologizes To Nigerians by dopesidez(op): 10:41am On Dec 16, 2013
The Paradigm



Fellow Nigerians,

This letter of mine is going to contain a lot of apologies. I have sinned against God and against you all. I have transgressed. I apologize. I apologize for pissing down the many opportunities you gave me to be the greatest Nigerian ever. I apologize for a lot of things. I apologize.

I apologize because I had some of the rarest opportunities in public service anybody could get anywhere, which in other climes should have been a stepping stone to greater things if I was a man with an iota of humanity or decency. For you my countrymen allowed me a total of eleven years as the head of state and President of Nigeria.

I apologize for being a disappointment. I apologize for being a tyrant masquerading as a democrat. I apologize for being self-centred, obnoxious, vindictive and a crude man. I apologize for all the times I sought at all cost to always impose my will on the nation, even where it was detrimental to the laws of morality, decency, common sense and of national interest.

I apologize for the killing of Nigerian university students in cold blood and the invasion and razing of the home and business premises of Fela Kuti who was my number one critic as military head of state. I know now that he was never my enemy even though I treated him as my enemy and an enemy of the Nigerian state.

I apologize for supporting the annulment of the election of a democratically elected president, Chief MKO Abiola and colluding with my military colleagues and setting up all sorts of anti-democratic political contraptions to negate the mandate of the people in an election widely acclaimed to be free and fair.

I apologize to Jesus Christ for claiming to be born again when I came out of jail and to you my countrymen and women for playing on your intelligence that I had seen some light when my soul was still much engulfed in the spirit of darkness.

I apologize for asking my soldiers to burn Odi to the ground and kill everyone in sight. I know I am a murderer and a war criminal. I apologize for asking my army to massacre more people in Choba, Igwuruta, Biogbolo and other places in the Niger-Delta. I apologize for being evil, heartless and tyrannical. I apologize to the families of the people my army massacred. I apologize to the orphans whose parents my army killed, to the widows whose husbands were killed. I apologize for everything. I apologize.

I apologize for sowing the seeds that led to the Niger-Delta crisis. That transformed a non-violent struggle for justice, equity and fairness in the Niger-Delta into a full-blown war. I take responsibility for causing the crisis in the Niger-Delta today that has made heroes out of oil thieves and cultists like Asari Dokubo and other militants that the Nigerian government has to pay billions of naira to every month to keep from going back to the creeks.

I apologize for sending my soldiers to kill and burn down the communities of Zaki Biam, Vaase, Agbayin, Gbeji, Sankara and several others towns…. I apologize to the families of the people my army massacred. I apologize to the orphans whose parents my army killed, to the widows whose husbands were killed. I apologize for everything. I apologize. I weep and apologize.

I apologize for the murder of my attorney-general and minister of justice, Chief Bola Ige. I apologize for rewarding the man suspected of his assassination with political power. I apologize for my failure to nab, prosecute and jail the perpetrators of his assassination. I apologize for being insensitive and sadistic.

I apologize for the many backdoor deals I oversaw as president. I apologize for spending $2.2 billion on power without due process or any favourable end result. I apologize for the part I played in the Transcorp shares saga, the Obasanjo Library Fund, the COJA contracts, the PTDF scandal, the Siemens bribe scandal, the oil contracts and oil wells allocation which I singlehandedly allocated to myself, my women(oh, and I have a lot of them) and my cronies. I apologize for running the petroleum ministry during my tenure as my private estate. For shrouding my activities in the petroleum industry in utmost secrecy, for never rendering proper accounts of the oil revenue to relevant agencies, the Federal Executive Council or the National Assembly

I apologize for using the EFCC as my personal bulldog to intimidate and bend the will of my political opponents and those who went against my will. I apologize to Nuhu Ribadu for using him for my own selfish interest.

I apologize for victimizing those who criticized me or who attempted to criticize me. I apologize to Audu Ogbeh for forcing him at gunpoint to sign his resignation, to Eedris Abdulkareem for victimizing him and forcing his promoters to do away with him because of the ‘’jaga jaga’’ song that depicted the true picture of Nigeria under me at that time. Look, Nigeria was indeed “Jaga Jaga” and is still “jaga jaga”.



The Paradigm


Fellow Nigerians,

This letter of mine is going to contain a lot of apologies. I have sinned against God and against you all. I have transgressed. I apologize. I apologize for pissing down the many opportunities you gave me to be the greatest Nigerian ever. I apologize for a lot of things. I apologize.

I apologize because I had some of the rarest opportunities in public service anybody could get anywhere, which in other climes should have been a stepping stone to greater things if I was a man with an iota of humanity or decency. For you my countrymen allowed me a total of eleven years as the head of state and President of Nigeria.

I apologize for being a disappointment. I apologize for being a tyrant masquerading as a democrat. I apologize for being self-centred, obnoxious, vindictive and a crude man. I apologize for all the times I sought at all cost to always impose my will on the nation, even where it was detrimental to the laws of morality, decency, common sense and of national interest.

I apologize for the killing of Nigerian university students in cold blood and the invasion and razing of the home and business premises of Fela Kuti who was my number one critic as military head of state. I know now that he was never my enemy even though I treated him as my enemy and an enemy of the Nigerian state.

I apologize for supporting the annulment of the election of a democratically elected president, Chief MKO Abiola and colluding with my military colleagues and setting up all sorts of anti-democratic political contraptions to negate the mandate of the people in an election widely acclaimed to be free and fair.

I apologize to Jesus Christ for claiming to be born again when I came out of jail and to you my countrymen and women for playing on your intelligence that I had seen some light when my soul was still much engulfed in the spirit of darkness.

I apologize for asking my soldiers to burn Odi to the ground and kill everyone in sight. I know I am a murderer and a war criminal. I apologize for asking my army to massacre more people in Choba, Igwuruta, Biogbolo and other places in the Niger-Delta. I apologize for being evil, heartless and tyrannical. I apologize to the families of the people my army massacred. I apologize to the orphans whose parents my army killed, to the widows whose husbands were killed. I apologize for everything. I apologize.

I apologize for sowing the seeds that led to the Niger-Delta crisis. That transformed a non-violent struggle for justice, equity and fairness in the Niger-Delta into a full-blown war. I take responsibility for causing the crisis in the Niger-Delta today that has made heroes out of oil thieves and cultists like Asari Dokubo and other militants that the Nigerian government has to pay billions of naira to every month to keep from going back to the creeks.

I apologize for sending my soldiers to kill and burn down the communities of Zaki Biam, Vaase, Agbayin, Gbeji, Sankara and several others towns…. I apologize to the families of the people my army massacred. I apologize to the orphans whose parents my army killed, to the widows whose husbands were killed. I apologize for everything. I apologize. I weep and apologize.

I apologize for the murder of my attorney-general and minister of justice, Chief Bola Ige. I apologize for rewarding the man suspected of his assassination with political power. I apologize for my failure to nab, prosecute and jail the perpetrators of his assassination. I apologize for being insensitive and sadistic.

I apologize for the many backdoor deals I oversaw as president. I apologize for spending $2.2 billion on power without due process or any favourable end result. I apologize for the part I played in the Transcorp shares saga, the Obasanjo Library Fund, the COJA contracts, the PTDF scandal, the Siemens bribe scandal, the oil contracts and oil wells allocation which I singlehandedly allocated to myself, my women(oh, and I have a lot of them) and my cronies. I apologize for running the petroleum ministry during my tenure as my private estate. For shrouding my activities in the petroleum industry in utmost secrecy, for never rendering proper accounts of the oil revenue to relevant agencies, the Federal Executive Council or the National Assembly

I apologize for using the EFCC as my personal bulldog to intimidate and bend the will of my political opponents and those who went against my will. I apologize to Nuhu Ribadu for using him for my own selfish interest.

I apologize for victimizing those who criticized me or who attempted to criticize me. I apologize to Audu Ogbeh for forcing him at gunpoint to sign his resignation, to Eedris Abdulkareem for victimizing him and forcing his promoters to do away with him because of the ‘’jaga jaga’’ song that depicted the true picture of Nigeria under me at that time. Look, Nigeria was indeed “Jaga Jaga” and is still “jaga jaga”.

I apologize to Rotimi Amaechi for striking his (Amaechi’s) name off the list of PDP’s governorship candidate list for the election just because I could. I apologize for withholding Federal allocation to Lagos under Bola Tinubu for three and a half years–an act of tyranny and dictatorship that I have come to realize.

I apologize to the people of Anambra state for turning a blind eye as the then sitting Governor, Chris Ngige, was kidnapped and forced to a shrine to swear an oath in broad daylight by one of my apologists Chris Uba who I made sure was above the law. I apologize for withdrawing his security just so to spite him and all the people of Anambra and show validation to the actions of Chris and Andy Uba.

I apologize for attempting to alter the constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria just for the single selfish purpose of getting a third term. I apologize to you my fellow Nigerians for using your tax money to bribe lawmakers in an attempt to make my selfish interest come to fulfilment. I apologize for heating up the polity, I apologize profusely for being a self-righteous, self-centred crook and a vindictive so and so.

I apologize to everyone I victimized when the will of you the Nigerian people prevailed over my third term attempt. I apologize for imposing on you a sick president. I apologize because I knew he was sick and didn’t have very much to live for, but I still made him President to spite you all. I wanted to punish the Nigerian people for not letting me have my third term so I imposed him on you, went back to my farm and watched in amusement. I look back at it all now and I admit that I am a terrible man. I apologize for the evils my actions have caused you. I apologize for my actions. I apologize even more for making an unexposed tribal bigot his Vice President.

I apologize for giving you the Nigerian people, Goodluck Jonathan–a man who had no antecedent in leadership. I apologize for making a man who was under investigation for false declaration of his assets, President. I apologize for making a man whose wife was then being investigated by the EFCC for money laundering, President

I apologize to Rotimi Amaechi for striking his (Amaechi’s) name off the list of PDP’s governorship candidate list for the election just because I could. I apologize for withholding Federal allocation to Lagos under Bola Tinubu for three and a half years–an act of tyranny and dictatorship that I have come to realize.

I apologize to the people of Anambra state for turning a blind eye as the then sitting Governor, Chris Ngige, was kidnapped and forced to a shrine to swear an oath in broad daylight by one of my apologists Chris Uba who I made sure was above the law. I apologize for withdrawing his security just so to spite him and all the people of Anambra and show validation to the actions of Chris and Andy Uba

I apologize for everything you the Nigerian people are going through right now. Your present travails with poor leadership are the products of my machinations. I am Goodluck Jonathan and Goodluck Jonathan is me. I am the kettle that produced the blackened coffee. I’m the architect of your misfortunes. I’m the captain of the gang of pirates that are currently milking your motherland dry. I am the evil one. Goodluck Johnathan is a product of my evil mind. I apologize. I am sorry for all I have cost you. My head is deep in shame, my body is clothed in sack-clothes and my hair is filled with ashes.

I appeal to you the Nigerian people today, flee from me and every of my many descendants. If Jonathan wants to contest in 2015, by all means he should. But I appeal to you the Nigerian to vote him out. For he has dwarfed everything I and the grandfather of corruption in Nigeria and my good friend General Babangida ever thought of stealing. Under him, the impunity under me is a child’s play. Under him, the Presidency has turned into a laughing stock and the presidential jet has turn into a taxi for tribal warriors and ethnic jingoists who look for an opportunity to beat the drums of war. Ask Asari Dokubo.

And in conclusion, I apologize to my son Gbenga for sleeping with his wife and for embarrassing the office of the president of the federal republic of Nigeria and myself and my family.

I am very, very sorry fellow Nigerians. Forgive me, for I have erred. Forgive me because without your forgiveness, I will forever be miserable. Without your forgiveness, I will never have peace.

NB: Let me crave your indulgence to share this with your neighbours, friends and fellow countrymen who can’t have first hand access to this letter. Let my story be a lesson for whoever wants to lead this country in the future. I am a mess and I messed up.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Being His Booty-call Girl. by dopesidez: 3:56pm On Dec 11, 2013
as if the sex no dey sweet you, can u do with out the sex yourself......hiiisssssssssssssssssss
PoliticsRe: Differentiate Between PDP And APC by dopesidez: 12:08pm On Dec 10, 2013
what makes them different is the institution, how its been run, take for instance when you finish your first degree from Nigerian UNI and then you proceed for masters in the US or UK, ya digg!!!!
you tend to blend in with more stable and progressive environment which then brings out the best in you.
PoliticsRe: APC Claims Enough Evidence For Anambra Poll's Cancellation by dopesidez: 4:35pm On Nov 25, 2013
anonimi: I guess APC do not have lawyers in their party who understand that the rules are such that they should present their so called evidence to a court for adjudication angry
Did Oshiomole cancel Esan LGA election despite plenty evidence huh
Did Fashola cancel the Badagry LGA elections despite video evidence of PDP winning announcement huh
Anyway, shebi na their SAN governor withdraw the useless NGF after he realised he had no case sad
Bunch of dimwit HYPOCRITES!!!
go back to school and learn how to communicate and express yourself properly.
PoliticsRe: How I Was Contacted To Enrol For Illegal Anambra Election Trip by dopesidez: 2:38pm On Nov 19, 2013
maasoap: I was told that three people were to go from each ward and that my name has been included. I asked them two questions without getting satisfactory answers: 1. What is the mission all about? 2. How much are we talking about? Then I told them that the fact that I'm an unemployed graduate doesn't mean that whatever they are going to pay me really worth my life. Two of my friends (also unemployed graduate) were approached, I told them the risks involved in embarking on such a journey but I think they needed money badly. Right now, one of them is among the arrested group. We couldn't reach the other one as at this moment. When my friend went to the meeting with the trip organisers on Tuesday, they told the recruits that they would give each of them #20,000 feeding allowance for five days they are going to spend there right before they leave Osun state. And that their yet to be determined payment for job weldone would be paid to them when they return. My friend even told us on phone that there were screen out in Imo state, those who couldn't speak English Language were screen out. Something they were supposed to have been done before they left Osun state. If some Nairalanders, some APC members and sympathizers, some Yoruba or neutral people refuse to believe this news, I wouldn't blame them because when Farouk Lawal was alleged to have taken bribe from Otedola, I refused to believe it until he admitted taken bribe himself. I wanted to post topic about this thing last week but I just thought that people wouldn't believe me. Because I didn't think that police would be able to arrest some of them. I was only thinking about the moral aspect, risk of travelling on Nigeria roads, as well as election violence in Nigeria couple with risk of going to an unknown territory to illegally participate in an election of that magnitude when I turned down the offer. No way! So, if you are saying it is not true, I would simply ask you to help me pray for my two friends to return home safely.
YOU TALK LIE!!!
3 people were to go from each ward.... to go and do whathuh
is that how they include peoples name to go for party activities? is it a civil war
even if they wanted to recruit people, trust me there are more than enough people willing to go that they wouldnt have to ask you.
PoliticsRe: Ngige As A GOV Under APC Can Never Be A Stooge by dopesidez(op): 11:00am On Nov 19, 2013
not the kind of stooge that Chris Uba wanted Ngige to be, not the type Mbadinuju was, and definitely not the type that Obiano would be
PoliticsAPC And LP Should Form An Alliance For The Anambra Supplementary Election by dopesidez(op): 10:56am On Nov 19, 2013
by now am sure that ifeanyi Ubah must now have realized that he isn't that popular, even with the huge sums of money, cars, bags of rice not to mention but a few that he distributed before and during the election, during the debates i noticed that Ifeanyi ubah and Chris Ngige had this warmness between them and they can put it to good use in the forth coming supplementary election and form an alliance.
Ifeanyi ubah and even Ezeemo the PPA candidate-formerly an APC member- can all come together now that it must have dawned on them that they really stand no chance against the mighty APGA and Stupid PDP
PoliticsNgige As A GOV Under APC Can Never Be A Stooge by dopesidez(op): 10:15am On Nov 19, 2013
i have always wondered why people think of Ngige of all people as a stooge to Tinubu, if anything i think Ngige as a governor would head an arm of APC for the ibos in conjunction with Rochas, thereby making APC a more national party and giving the ibos a voice in this mega opposition party.... what do you guys think?
PoliticsRe: APGA In Early Lead In Anambra Governorship Election by dopesidez: 8:11am On Nov 17, 2013
osymerga: I think this may be the begining of Ngige political downfall.Because from what i am hearing now,there is already a grand plan to make him loss the senate seat if he may choose to recontest again.Many political bigwigs (both PDP and APGA) in the state do not trust and like him.And the party he join is equally not helping matters.As a matter of fact,they have already starting to kill Ngige political career in the state,and they have already started with the guber election as a test.Many top politicians in the state are not comfortable with his nature.Got this infor from a member of the House of Rep.
what is wrong with his nature? Is he deformed or is he a beast, isn't he far better than andy uba, why couldn't they stop him from going to senate initailly, which rep member told u that.... Hisssssssss
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Girls Intimidated By Handsome Boys? by dopesidez: 7:38am On Sep 27, 2013
TribalEAST: can money take u to heaven? Money buys sex not real love same reason why God loves us unconditionally. Thesame way he loves bill gate is thesame way he loves u.
. I can't stop laffing[b][/b]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total E & P Nigeria Ltd, Recruitment 2013 by dopesidez: 4:35pm On Jul 31, 2013
cant find where to put up the CV.
only found space for personal and educational data

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