I guess d beauty has rily gotten in2 deir brains n dey seem 2 change guys lik clothes,yet time is ticking or probably dey r looking 4 ready made guys dat alredy has it all,just my take though.

Hmm,how time flies? Eyin ni d'akuko

Na wa o,too much money,but,won't ebola affect hotel business des days?

My mum uses a touch screen LG fone,very technical,but she's catching up though,so many times she tells me,"my fone is dis n dat,help me reset it" .she's so so funny wen typing wit it,she touches d screen lik......jst can't describe it

Babe,pls don't tel me u'r not a Comedian,cos u'r damn too funny,I was jst laffin alone,nice rite up

@ OP,u r very true,der's no lie in all u'v written,I experienced same from dis same ppl,I initially dint wana go wen I got deir invite,bt my mum persuaded me 2 go mayb it ws gonna pay beta dan my present job,on getn 2 deir addy @ isolo,jst b4 I got dwn frm d bike,I saw crowd,den I knew I was IN 4 it,I was so angry n saw d way graduates,both old n young were al waitin 2 b aTtended 2,it was so so devastating,den I knew naija was a pure MESS. So I made sure I was gonna see d end of deir drama,we wrote test,den came deir sugar coated facilitators askin ppl 2 stand up if dey av 8500 or if dey cud eschort dem 2 d ATM 2 collect on deir behalf,den I knew dey were rogues,as in,I'v neva seen such desperation,dey went as low as 500n 4 starters who dint av up2 8500,.....SMH

Hmmm,u can give it a trial,bt mak sure u don't pay a dime so as not 2 end like d immigration scam n loss of lives.God bless my country.

D fear of EBOLA is d beginning of wisdom

No 6 got me kinda "scared",a woman who did CS 2 her self,cut herself,brought out her baby gal,cut d umbilical cord wit a scissors,all of des by her self,yet she made it,baba I giv u Twale.

Naija n its poor system,d painful tin is dt d money allocated for dis EBOLA tin is gona b shared among these POLITHIEVIANS n des poor ppl will b left 2 die,dey r already dieing n mite stil if nt properly taken care of. http://lindaikeji..de/2014/08/photo-another-nigerian-nurse-dies-of.html?m=1

femi4: Another hoax, i m sure you are part of people that bath with salt

Sule- femi,wat has my opinion got 2 do wit salt water?it has shown me just who u are,....

I wasn't too addicted 2 noodles but I rily LIKED it before,not until I read sum of its cancerous effects 2 ones health,den used 2 buy carton of golden penny noodles,but I ad 2 stop it,I'l advise u try reduce it,don't make it ur evryday meal.

O boy,go load ur pocket o cos dey go bill u die,u'l pay 4 evrytin including d mat she used in sleeping as a child especially if she's a graduate and an ABIA lady.

If dis info is true,congrats 2 d gal,and as for the HE-GOATS in d house,go and ZIP UP.

fubbyy: thanks, do you know how one can get a stand?

And is it too late now, I wan enter rivers camp

. U shld go 2 deir camp ground n see deir camp officials,dey wil put u tru.

I can't stop laffing alone oo,so so funny,der r 2 tins involved,d parents cud b too harsh on him,or he mite not even mean wat he wrote @ all,bt I'l advise d parents to b a little soft wit him henceforth cos if it were 2 b an advanced country n such is seen in school,o boy,dem no go tak am easy wit d parents oo

merit12: Can people that are corpers sell there 2?quote author=Dosoq]I was opportuned 2 participate in camp sales wen I served in zamfara state,aldo I was a corper bt i was one of d senior corpers lik de do call us in dos days.my business was fixing nails n selling make up accessories 4 d female corpers,wit my kind of buz, I rily dint need a stand @ d mami market cos I go in2 deir hostels 2 advertise my services of wich I also shared a stand wit a friend @ mammi,it was indeed a great experience,neva knew I had such buz skills until I ventured in2 it.

. I really can't assure u of dat cos u'l be searched @ point of entry,bt can't tel if its gona b a thorough search cos it varies from state 2 state,bt de r some buz u can do witin ur hostel,like selling of recharge cards.

fubbyy: How can som1 get a stand?
Is it too late now?
And what is the most popular demand in camp?

. White t-shirts,singlets,shorts,tennis,head warmer cos its cold weather n lots more.

I was opportuned 2 participate in camp sales wen I served in zamfara state,aldo I was a corper bt i was one of d senior corpers lik de do call us in dos days.my business was fixing nails n selling make up accessories 4 d female corpers,wit my kind of buz, I rily dint need a stand @ d mami market cos I go in2 deir hostels 2 advertise my services of wich I also shared a stand wit a friend @ mammi,it was indeed a great experience,neva knew I had such buz skills until I ventured in2 it.

Reduction ke? Oga oo,na wa 4 una state govt oo.

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HMmm,na true d OP talk o,sum1 like me always av dis dream of living happily ever after when married,all d same,I tap in2 it,n I ask 4 d grace 2 stand firm in love even when storms of marriage set in. I use dis medium 2 pray 4 evry home/marriage dat is xperiencing one storm or d other,dat just as JESUS stilled d storm,dat HE shall com in2 ur home n still evry storm dat Peace mite av his way in ur home in Jesus name. AMEN

Good food + rest of mind+ filling fulfilled + Freedom 2 av SEX wheneva Konjii catch am.

Arise O Lord n let ur Enemies be scattered! Baba,enough is enough,come n fite our battles in dis country,pls do not b silent,because d battle is URS oh Lord.

Beat u? Dint read tru any way 2 know wat u did 2 warrant it,cos its jst too lengthy 2 me tho,but I tink "Doro-Patience" needs 2 be beaten too den,infact she needs more whip.

Dar is God oo

So many tins in common,same initials,(O.O.O),same matric no(053)we both like eating roasted corn,groundnut,sing,drum,we both don't eat goat meat,assorted meat n so on.

O ma se oo,ti eni toku,logbe! Na d pason wey die,na hin own finish....ASUU sef still dey carry go,MAY OUR LIVES NOT BE CUT SHORT O

lorretta u: will he and his MODs listen?
Virtually everyone on this site has complained about the censoring yet he won't do anything about it. Who then is the censoring for if the users don't like/appreciate it?

Mr Seun,we can understand the need for modesty/decency. But there's no need to censor words like bbreasst, rrape, incesst, peenis, vaginnaaetc
They aren't even censored on general TV and family programs.
Kids need to learn them and what they stand for.
Cus words and vulgar names for intimate organs can be censored. But real english/normal word for them really have no business being hidden. They were named for a reason.
We wish you'd listen to us.
Thanks

. But seriously,it doesn't make any sense,initially wen I saw d topic,it tuk me tym 2 understand d word 'Bossom',not until I remembered I was on NL,Mr seun,pls,help luk in2 dis issue,tanks.

Na wa 4 seun oo,wich 1 be 'bossom'? Abegi,let's call a spade a spade 4 beta understanding joor

Nice piece,but wuld av bin beta wit pictures,try upload pix cos it wil xplain d types of body shapes beta.

I want 2 bliv we all read d story well,d mother was aware of d abortion,while dr monday injected her,but she later died in another hospital,if I'm 2 judge d case,d mother should also b prosecuted,moreso,d dr is not guilty cos if he is,so many doctors ought 2 b prosecuted 4 d deaths of deir numerous patients.