₦airaland Forum

shawwal1:
Hahaha I tel you e no easy producing such in good quantity and quality don't be deceived by those who say its production is easy

I they chop better balance diet just to maintain it

you don't expect me to waste it just lyk that na

That's d reason I so much dislyk wet dream (why waste it on bed or jst on a Quickie?)

A lady must worth my thing b4 e comot

............. Sperm is liquid life. Don't waste it anyhow.

SirMalik:
i can guess ur frm ADamawa state university, well me na Futy

You try o.... Yola just be like bowl. Girei is the worst. Sun go bake you till you black. Yes you are correct. Adsu 2013.

deracathy:
I'm back again
Deployment is ongoing

Good morning.


Who gave you that info?

goody1shoe73 :
Why is it I can't acess the portal thru my device? Any
special maneauvring?

iykebest1:
use Home browser,Google chrome or UC web. Any other won't work.

While using uc browser, or Google chrome, try using enable desktop pages or use the desktop emulators.


Mozilla Firefox is also good.

shawwal1:
Maybe you haven't met anyone frm the North East and he'll tell you how thy're ok

And most of what you hear from the media is

mainly coming from outskirts of the main town or capital

Unimaid Guys can contribute in educating us more

Nobody needs to tell me about the north east.



I stayed in Mubi, Adamawa State for five years.



Most of the people in the north east are Christian minorities with A scattering of Fulani and migrant Hausa people there. The Kanuri dominate Maiduguri. Yola is dominated by the Fulani. What more do you want to hear?



Boko Haram killing people? That's old news. It affected everyone. By the way, boko haram is a philosophical question. What role should religion play in public life? Our leaders haven't addressed it.

SirMalik:
you're right but atleast there are so many southerners in the north and doing well, im saying cos fr someone dats neva come up here in d north, most people donot know this, take Kano fr eg, d number of igbos dia One go dey vewi surprised o, Jos Plateau Yoruba wey dey dia hmmmm

I agree, but you know that apart from Kaduna, the hostility in the North West is second to none.

Gazaliah:
Since!!!Na now you see wetn I dey also see teytey.....I dey see tinz..Na now it don dey show o some people

And what could that possibly be?

EstyBle:
Finally did my reg on saturday,Delta State Polytechnic,ogwash-uku.
And today is my birthday guys,join me thank God cos he has been faithful.

Keauhou......



Happy birthday to you. You shall live long.

Signed,


The Silver Back Gorilla.

tk4life:
Happy birthday to me n my birthday mate mobi18 n all odas wey i nor knw.... wish us all long life an prosperity amen

Happy birthday to the both of you.



Long life and prosperity are your portions.




Signed,


The Silver Back Gorilla.

chimajii:

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chimajii:
@elmisti I totally dig

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bharkarh:
I dan already do am, na female

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elmisti:
Badth nigga....so ur. Hands and tongue. Perform sacred rituals. Too.....chimajii, u dig

Stop blasphemous talk abeg.

SirMalik:
wats wrong with the north, there are sooooo many southerners up here in the north o, u might be vewi surprise, but shahhh definitely runsin will surely work bro, definitely u wey u knw

What part of the North are we talking about here?


North West, Central or East?


You remember Suleja incident with corpers? Nobody wants to die.

elmisti:
Its who we are, we can't change that ova nyt and its understandable why pple take words so. Mean nd personal...I blame guys most tym. For. Out of. Context comments too

Hehehehe Kikikiki Kikikikikikikiki huhuhihuhu. I disagree anyways.

chimajii:
Not u mentioning the sacred part like that

What is sacred?


Mtcheww... Then it means my hand and tongue are sacred as well.

elmisti:
Kikiki, see biologist, be like say u no dey hia wen one babe. Wan decapitate chimajii because of nude/ unclad pishure abi....I no want any kasala cuz lyrics wey dey. My mouth ehn!

Lol OK



Point taken....


But we should stop being hypocritical.

chimajii:

What?

elmisti:
Kikiki no be my mouth em go hear. That

Wetin bad for there?



Is the vagina not part of the female body?


Mtcheww... Nigerians and their hush hush mentality.

haywire1:
Ogbeni u sha wan make we notice u by all means. So congrat we don notice u. U can nw keep quiet

#

Kai

....
See smack down.

Sapphire06:
Okies.....hows been your day?

Well my day has been eventful. Yours?

elmisti:
Make I. Hear, come let barkarh and dossylvANUS do. Gender. Test. For you....

Lol. Fur where?



Go and do a vaginal swab test abeg.

chimajii:
Plucks out his eyes too...

For where you see me?

Gazaliah:
Lol


That ANIMAL matter.is diff ooo but all the same sha,I don leave the matter..



Wetin be her moniker sef?Help me call her.


ija ti pari

Young man. How many times have I told you to be be careful around me and my moniker?





Cuts his right ear.

chimajii:
That was Quick from u... U remember what ur post was, when I politely told dossylvanus /drew his attention about what/something he said in a polite manner? And u made it seem like I totally had a different understanding and for that reason he shud not have taken/take it to heart. When clearly that wasn't the case. Fastforward 48hrs after, u've found urself in d same situation and u cudnt take those steps u proferred in my case. U went into full blown MeltDown. . Just take it Easy.

Guy.... Upon say I commot your eyes yesterday, you still get mouth shaa.



Plucks out his tongue.

donasere:
I don kno say na u go see am!!

All of una good morning ooo..... Adamasta ore mi.....come o I get 1 construction job for u ooo Donpsymon pady mi to sure....hope u don prepare for the night of champions 2mao Elmisti only you has got d nairaland hood Dossylvanus African silverback hope you've found ur berra half Walspring omo man u toh sure Aare2050 master of d left.. salute Haywire1 good work wit d jega work Hilsocial and gazaliah mo salute ooo Mistabiola dat cray lautech goon sho gallant

How are you my boy?



Did you sleep well?

Sambest2:
Sharp, thanks...

You are welçome homie.

maaji:
thankss. hw is d redeployment? is it bfore 1 month in camp or how? or after pls enlighten me

Oboy me no know o.....



Just saying what I hear people do.


In Nigeria anything is possible.

2el:
[b] Morning E-famz







44days.....28th October ( stream I)


73days......25th November ( stream II)











Have a blessed day....








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Oh brotherly. One wrap for your filtering delight!

Sapphire06:
But who the fu_ck is Aare2050, we dont know him where i come from

Well you will know him soon enough

Gazaliah:
Imagine that slowpoke giving me shakara for here....

Maybe she wan feel heat small...


***I no get her time at all but if she want more,she should Bring it on..I go talk to her senses as if am talking to dossylvAnus.


I Come In PEACE

Come you dis chimpanzee, na me you dey refer to like that?


No respect at all.



And you are arguing with a woman! Tueh!

maaji:
pls guys i hav beeg given call up number. pls i chose d wrong state of choice abeg how do i cjange my stae of choice. i choose katsina gombe nd plateu. pls make una help me oooooooo abeg na him i dey beg pls someone should help me out. how do i go about it

The only option na to wait make them deploy you then maybe you can redeploy yourself using sickness or lobbying with the men at the top.