₦airaland Forum

theSpark:
DEA will soon visit una

..... ..........

elmisti:
Before it all happens now, and since dossylvANUS is so interested in my biznes. Nowadays, I hereby declare the Jungle holdings as a PLC..........shares will start selling now, I reserve 50% still and the other 50% is up. For sale....haywire1, donxab , donsaere , harinholar , aare2050...et al take note

I am watching you.

chimajii:
RoooooarRrrrrrrsssssssssss....B a N g s Chest 100 times!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr GET HIM!!!!!

Plucks out his eyes...... Notes till we blasting.

Physika:
Lick d arse..

Oboy.. See bag of shit o

Sambest2:
Just registered, #Team #Oyo. ...Call up NYSC/***/2015/201*** On your own

Wow.... Congratulobia to you.

haywire1:
U high abi man no go chop
#

Hmmmph! This is your last chance.. .... No more cooking after this episode

chimajii:
D smoke whey dey come out from imm room ehn, com be like nah me dey smoke am

Face ya front amebo. Bitch ass nigger.

Gazaliah:

WHAT?

Physika:
Mesef i greet u.

I hate to admit it, bur dossylvanus is actually a gorilla. The only silvebak of dis thread.

Why do you repeat what I say?



ROAR! Morphs into a Silver Back Gorilla. Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


I will smash your skull!

Gazaliah:

Lol.... Weyrey.

haywire1:
#

Where dem dey? Oya spread mat for tonite story while i put beans on fire. Elmisti pass me flavoured weed make I add am to dis beans

#

Who goes there!





Morphs into Silver Back Gorilla. Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!



How many times have I told you?

NO COOKING ON THIS THREAD!

Gazaliah:
Bawoni,Aburo...How you dey

Baba My phallus pumps jazz at the expected frequency.


You?

Sapphire06:
Interesting....
I greet all of una oo

cc Gazaliah
cc Haywire1
cc Physika
cc Armynu
cc Chimajii
cc etc etc

Now that's a goodie!



Oh I forgot. Under no circumstances should you venture to go near Aare2050 s left mansion! Several well meaning individuals have lost their right of reasoning to that ungainly edifice. Approach at your own peril.

chimajii:
D smoke whey dey come out from imm room ehn, com be like nah me dey smoke am

If i catch you eh?



Na dat your black bkokos i go use do pipe.

elmisti:
Mehn, dossylvANUS, I trust u wit chimajii and you want to open his head bah

What is this one saying?



I have always told you.... Take quality weed, you go dey smoke dried egusi leaves....


Take one Bali weed jare

elmisti:
I go. Still put bounty for. Ya silver back

Hmmm them born you well? You fit try am?

Sapphire06:
Introduce yasef

Lool! Introduce?



Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,!




I am the one and only Silver Back Gorilla of B15 thread........



Maybe you don't know me, because you are new here too.



I am the chief importer of exotic narcotics and weed on this thread. Elmisti is my franchise dealer in Nigeria. And make sure you greet all my goons... Eg babatawa Gazaliah Haywire1 Physika Armynu chimajii, etc etc.


Do you understand?

elmisti:
#enters thread



#sights that babe#



ELLAGOLDY, can I see u?

Ashewo! Shioorrrr!

burantashii:
Wrr is Babatawa and ayima.

Menh this your moniker no be here o.

Burantashii! Chaaaaiii.


Your GF go suffer kam.

2FlowZ:
Hello guys! I'm Oladiran Adesina, grad frm JAbU, studied statistics... Intending batch b15 otondo

Oh black white chicken..

. You are welçome to the fold.



Elmisti baptise her/him (what are you?) with holy weed from Rome.


Haywire1.... Input this new entry into the book of life.

chimajii:

Elmisti!!!





This is an EMERGENCY!


We need a delivery of special anti neurotic surgical weed.

A very critical and delicate surgery will take place on chimajii s head.


Reply ASAP!

majidyusuf:
ha an now

My guy..... Just take in what I wrote OK?


No be lie.

hilsocial:
Forget dat babe she no go tell u , just check page 1859 u will see it. Thank me later.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.... Dude you cray man




Just caught the joke.


Hope Aare2050 is not affecting your medulla?






Elmisti!...... Give this boy a special edition wrap of Polynesian weed to clear his head

chimajii:

Bia nwokem..... Warris dis?

chimajii:
School them!! But I beg to differ on it being a waste of time. In absence of trying to make this /turn it into a debate simply because I don't want to go blue in the face. Can u kindly tell dem to do the maths and pay me wat my prospective state + FG is supposed to pay me for a whole year? Lemme save myself the hassle, and just do something meaningful with it, no?

Loool...
. Anyways. Whether they summarily give me anything or not is not my business.

Personally i would say that the nysc should be optional, and if not it should be totally scrapped.


My two cents.

Sapphire06:
I'm new here....so, my name is Eniola, but you can call me by my moniker..I rep Lautech #ladokitetothecore..Initially, my preferred states were Abj,Akwa and Ogun but I ended up picking Gombe, Niger and Jigawa yesterday..#datsall

That is the power of the nysc website.



Welcome to the fold..
..


Oya haywire1.... See another white chicken for here.


Add her to the book of life.







And by the power of the Gods i hereby announce a most wonderful goal. Scored by the one and only Silver Back Gorilla..........





ROAR! Morphs into a Silver Back Gorilla. Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ruarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Beats chest 50 times.

hilsocial:
Forget dat babe she no go tell u , just check page 1859 u will see it. Thank me later.

Thank you my nigger...

KeriBaby:
You too like amebo

Abeg now.... Or tell me which page that is?

KeriBaby:
you missed everything!!

Chaaaaiii.. See Bleep up.....

Anyways abeg you fit condense the gist give me?

KeriBaby:
Gazaliah this ain't cool at all...
Maybe time don reach to shun this thread o

And what's wrong with what he said?

Or did I miss anything?

majidyusuf:
gerrarahear

Now listen to me my son...



I have moved around Nigeria.... I am from the south east, born in the south west (Lagos), went to college in the North East (Adamawa), and made several forays into the North central (Benue, Plateau) as well as the south South.



Seriously Lagos State is overhyped..... The recent economic crunch has left most institutions in teeth s and tatters.


You struggle to go to Lagos or Akwa ibom, you get maybe 10k plus your alawee..... But you spend all of it on transportation, feeding and accommodation. And I know that it is not everybody that is innovative to source out viable means of making money . My boy, the story long OK?



Simply put, Nysc is a waste of time fur me.


I have waited fur almost 2 years now to get one slim A4 size piece of paper.

chimajii:

My guy.... Wetin now?


Answer me with alacrity.