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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:02pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
Forget man...You know say you be Human now...I know you get weird wen you turn to ANIMAL...

Let it slide jooooor
My guy i hate idiocy.



If we were all serious and holy on this thread, the pages no go pass 200.



Dunno what he was on about really. Maybe the guy no chop dat time.


Am out.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:58pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:
No qualms
Yh OK.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:57pm On Sep 10, 2015
chimajii:
Am just seeing this now,as much as u may seem Loose Lipped, I take serious Exceptions To such insulting terms being hurled at parents/guardians.there is a thing as 'one time, too many". Definitely won't be a next time as that's a wrap as regards this. Should you go this route again,I wud CLAPBACK. Just so u know. #DoneAndDusted
And this would be the last time i will mention you.



Have a wonderful service year.


Chau!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
You know we do reason in diff ways..

You know I never took it up.Its becos we dey joke for here ..But he took it serious.

He said he don't want such,better don't tell him such again...Lets keep rolling as a perfect gentle man..
You dish, but you can't take?



What is that?



Bullshit.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:51pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:
Oya bike am com my syde abeg...
Too late bro. Maybe tommorrow ok?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:50pm On Sep 10, 2015
mistabiola:
That's wicked but he deserves it cheesy cheesy
Your opinion, and it doesn't matter.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:49pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
Your Fada....Thats ur Anthem
It's a euphemism.

Obviously chimajii no sabi pidgin for him to have gone Loco like that.

I don't care either ways.


The Silver Back has spoken.

Every monkey eats banana. Me? I eat plantains!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:45pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:
Guy, I 4get my mtn inside dat phone sha
Hehehehe Kikikiki Kikikikikikikiki huhuhihuhu.


Sorry OK?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:43pm On Sep 10, 2015
chimajii:
Am just seeing this now,as much as u may seem Loose Lipped, I take serious Exceptions To such insulting terms being hurled at parents/guardians.there is a thing as 'one time, too many". Definitely won't be a next time as that's a wrap as regards this. Should you go this route again,I wud CLAPBACK. Just so u know. #DoneAndDusted
Mtchewww...
Shebi you sabi yab person....


See you. You no fit take am.


By the way, this is nairaland banter. None of what we are saying here actually represents me real life. So I suggest that you take a very big cup of cold water to cool off.


Did i abuse your parents?



Answer fur yourself.



The Silver Back has spoken.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 4:00pm On Sep 10, 2015
chimajii:
Nah back I dey ooo...I no dey see front lipsrsealed
Then face your back!


Idiot of a thousand fathers
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 3:58pm On Sep 10, 2015
whodohgeepee:
alwes yarning trash! Nonsense human being!
Some body better talk to this dude before I self destruct this place!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 3:56pm On Sep 10, 2015
chimajii:
Allow me mah beat am angry *uses @dossylvanus's Head to smash his Skull**
Your fada there!


You think say I be mumu like you?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 3:55pm On Sep 10, 2015
chimajii:
And u buttressed it by quoting his Nonsense. angry
Guy next time.... Face ya front.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 3:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
donasere:
Good morning y'all. I trust erry1 slept well.....awon night crawlers I hail..


I guess all registration problems have bin sorted out!
So make we chill relax and countdown to printing of call up letters.

Ehen if u kno say ur body no strong abeg no collect weed from elmisti ooo.....I no wan laff abeg!!


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Elmisti abeg go register! Go open new outlet for cafe sef.....make ur ministry spread


Gazaliah aw fa dat foreign PCM wey no see call up number 4 green card? Hope it was sorted out?
May your dick remain in animated suspension
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 3:53pm On Sep 10, 2015
haywire1:
SAY NO TO HARD DRUGS, ELMISTI COM SEE UR CUSTOMERS
#
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 3:52pm On Sep 10, 2015
whodohgeepee:
exactly d nonsense question u jst asked! Nonsense boi! Morning sha! *clears throat* did ahh jst say that? f**k u dssylvANUS! Na gazaliah teach me sha!
I don't blame blame you shaa. Aare2050..... Come and and lock up this idiot
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 8:53am On Sep 10, 2015
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Shout out to ma goons on dis forum! Them bin dey eye to score goal; Dem no knw say da gee to da pee dey hia!
What nonsense are you saying?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 8:51am On Sep 10, 2015
chikaodili345:
Who has done the fingerprinting thing?
Good morning to you.



Have you done your registration?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 8:50am On Sep 10, 2015
2el:
[b] Morning E-famz







48days.....28th October ( stream I)


77days......25th November ( stream II)











Have a blessed day.... smiley smiley








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The Silver Back Gorilla has seen you.


Your phallus will never get flaccid

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 8:47am On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
Thank Allah say I use helmet.

Stupid. ANIMAL
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pours acid on his head... Bumbling idiot
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 8:27am On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
GOOD MORNING HERE OOOOOOO


Dossylv Anus,wia you dey cos I don dey find one missing qorrila for zoo ooo and I know that if Una escape,its DANGERFUL


#OperationPutYouBackIntoZooo

DOSSYLVANUS
You are dead!





Smashes his head.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 11:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
Cc dossylvanus lipsrsealed
You are dead dead!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 11:27pm On Sep 09, 2015
mobi18:
nope,na load carriers i need alias alabaru... dey re needed in lagos market grin
Hmmmph not interested!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 11:24pm On Sep 09, 2015
mobi18:
wich peace bro? war dey before? abeg where e dey mk i dey run
I shall not comment again..........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:59pm On Sep 09, 2015
mobi18:
lol.thanks,buh wait oo,c me c wash,u be laundry man? dis washing too much nah
Maintain the peace!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:57pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
Mr gorilla na @mobi18 dey find strong muscular men o
Hmmmph.... Is that true Mobi18?



What do you need?





Gorilla massage therapy?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:55pm On Sep 09, 2015
starlight101:
A little boy got angry with his mother and
shouted at
her, “I hate you, I hate you.”
Because of fear of reprimand, he ran out of the
house.
He went up to the valley and shouted, “I hate
you, I
hate you,” and back came the echo, “I hate you,
I hate
you.”
This was the first time in his life he had heard
an echo.
He got scared, went to his mother for
protection and
said there was a bad boy in the valley who
shouted “I
hate you, I hate you.”
The mother understood and she asked her son
to go
back and shout, “I love you, I love you.”
The little boy went and shouted, “I love you, I
love
you,” and back came the echo. That taught the
little boy
a lesson that our life is like an echo: We get
back what
we give.
Benjamin Franklin said, “When you are good to
others,
you are best to yourself.”
Life is an Echo (Team batch B 2015)
Jah bless you real good.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:55pm On Sep 09, 2015
haywire1:
Gorilla u high??
$
My guy go and sleep
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:54pm On Sep 09, 2015
haywire1:
Gorilla pele ooo mabinu, take back ur territory GORILLA grin grin grin
#
Take that!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:48pm On Sep 09, 2015
haywire1:
Contact simdach
#
Sidmach boo.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:45pm On Sep 09, 2015
haywire1:
U get eyes jare. I go snap and upload my six packs soon

#
How dare you try to take my territory?


I am the only Silver Back Gorilla!!




Rrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:42pm On Sep 09, 2015
Physika:
Hmmm..
Contact d silverback of this thread.. cheesy
Haywire1 get six packs aswel...
Who called me?

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