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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:33pm On Sep 13, 2015
I see some interesting ditties on this thread.



Looks like most of our problems are solved now, making it possible for us to descend into pure avuncular philistinism.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:19pm On Sep 13, 2015
haywire1:
So far
Lagos 27 pcm Akwa ibom 20 pcm Abuja 17 pcm Ogun 12 pcm Enugu 9 pcm
Other states can check Facebook grin grin grin
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It's not about the states but the PPA......


Lagos is overhyped .


Most of una go still teach for secondary school.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 2:03pm On Sep 13, 2015
chimajii:
@ all I don't like this yoruba that am speaking. I wan to learn the one I'll be saying when am kpanshin.. E.g 'calm down, ei neva enter, make ei enter'.. lipsrsealed
@donxab @donasere @elmisti @physika @aare2050 @donpsymon @dossylvanus
.
Make onah help me out wit d yoruba wordin for the above^
On a Sunday?





Fear God o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 2:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
balerinagold:
Happy Sunday everyone smiley
Happy Sunday Oyinbo pepper....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 1:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
Armynu:
HOPE MINE IS STILL RESERVED....
You came late..
. Sorry e don finish
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 7:48am On Sep 13, 2015
2el:
[b] Morning E-famz







45days.....28th October ( stream I)


74days......25th November ( stream II)











Have a blessed day.... smiley smiley








Cc: Babatawa Stancity Jemimaa01 majidyusuf Ademasta Iykebest1 ifeanyija Zeeenas Sydneyboss Hilsocial Deracathy Donpsymon Thespark Haliluck Allsmyles whizqueen Sambest2 Shawwal1 Physika Idee91 Rmfunky Xcozee Gazaliah dossylvanus Benebaby77 Kbs468 Chikaodili345 Goldeone Prettyface Horladmejy Ellagoldy Ayima Annybens1993 Beamborla KeriBaby Kogistan IamYhudii Hadassaheke Pweetyface iykebest1 Sugarcoated Venom104 Haywire1 Blym Burantashii emerich kunlesufyan Starlight101 Harinholar chomytex Mzmeeday Aare2050 adusco Joyce21 muhyideenabdul zaFuhrer noordean prodiG Elmisti maeridee omitooguns Armynu Raylight2 Eseohe23 Dolafunmi golddeejay foxxynik Macbukky93 tk4life Rajosh Hardeywhummie dubylhover omavicky pretty050 Naughtylagosguy Princeparix Emlina Olami90 Ekeneluvsu Estyble Kunle106 Lagusta Nikkyzeee Sinbad2 Wamenzy Chimajii Kingdamzy Adakoleagbenu Donxab Roqrules04 Wreetah Folabimi Chinweukamaka SirMalik Mistersle3m naughtylagosguy elemhusny Oduok StarryV amii131 orlahtohbadt Kookny Marcelinho Jglad LifeIsGuhd owhizkid Sanchez01 seun305 postingnysc flex12 bharkarh Paulpaulpaul Princesszainab Mobi18 al [/b]
The ministry is moving to the permanent site.

Well done bro and have a happy Sunday
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 7:46am On Sep 13, 2015
chimajii:
O ga o! lipsrsealed. O ti oooooo
Hehehehe.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 11:47pm On Sep 12, 2015
chimajii:
Lwkm!!!! U dey form metal tinz...shebi blood no dey flow tru ya vein. Kwakwakwakwakwa. Warm ur blood kee ya head dia!! lipsrsealed
My guy no time o

..abeg help me now?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2015
Faithluv5:
Lol,u no well
Now you want me to be angry... But i will not.

You must be eaten!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:01pm On Sep 12, 2015
ademasta:
Abeg consult oracle chap chap
No need
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:59pm On Sep 12, 2015
DonPsymon:
*suspects you're a chelsea fan*

grin
Nah! Don't have a club in the Premier League.... Just an observer.

I like Manchester United, Liverpool fc, Arsenal fc, and Tottenham Hotspur
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:53pm On Sep 12, 2015
DonPsymon:
Observe wetin huh
Everything is transient.


Nothing stays the same forever.

Gerrit?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:52pm On Sep 12, 2015
ademasta:
Gorilla? My hand no dey o
Good.... It should not be anyways...


Looks like i have seen one, although I am not sure yet.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:50pm On Sep 12, 2015
Faithluv5:
I fit chop u plus d animal no vex
Now do you tell me that you are a Gorilla?


Looks mischievously from left to right....


Now I never mentioned what part of your body I will eat did I?

Licks mouth..


. Hmmm... I am going to enjoy this
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:47pm On Sep 12, 2015
wailing:
take me bozo!
grin grin
Hmmmph.... Smello.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:45pm On Sep 12, 2015
Faithluv5:
I have a secret to share with only the guys in d house.












Yeah a secret.











You want to know it











Just hold on











Yeah should I scream or whisper it into ur ears











Ok,am saying it..












I dey hungry, abeg make una no vex grin
How dare you desiccate this place with your........ Anomaly!? . You will be eaten by me!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:36pm On Sep 12, 2015
Crying......
......


Is there no female gorilla on this thread?



Hmmm? I am lonely here...... Need to warm up my blood.


Cc Babatawa Stancity Physika Thespark elmisti omitooguns 2el Xcozee Gazaliah Haywire1 Ayima Annybens1993 Beamborla chimajii Harinholar Aare2050 ademasta et al.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 9:33pm On Sep 12, 2015
DonPsymon:
Baba grin that was how Antony martial turned up grin... It surely makes up for the Serena williams low down yesterday...


Chelsea sha Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaaaa grin
The gods of soccer observe
.
Politics › Re: Al Makura's Aides Manhandle Lady, Governor Calls Her Prostitute by dossylvanus(m): 9:31pm On Sep 12, 2015
This is sad, really sad.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 8:43pm On Sep 12, 2015
donasere:
Ahn ahn! For y!!


Yoruba talk say agba o kin pa iro! grin
angry
donasere:
Ahn ahn! For y!!


Yoruba talk say agba o kin pa iro! grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:57pm On Sep 12, 2015
donasere:
Just passing by.....












**puffs Arabian weed***






Who be dah geh wey pick osun anambra n benue. Wey dey expect lagos ph or abj from Godhuh

My dear nysc server go post you not God well Xcept ur leg long reach DG own which I suspect






**sips 1997 coke bought at N10**

Dossylvanus has got a diamond alimentary canal....

My naija silver back haz finally seen too many xmen movies!!!




Haywire1 keep up d good work


Elmisti where tgif dey go down?
ademasta alreadi started nyt vigil wit harinholar
Donpsymon grand slam hopes doe

Sips some more 1997 coke and puffs weed

**trys dancing shakiti bobo to sho le***
Looking at him with blood shot eyes.




Do you call me a liar?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:55pm On Sep 12, 2015
iykebest1:
true talk. But she forgot her manners.
Well..... What can we say......


Better luck next time to her
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:52pm On Sep 12, 2015
2el:
[b] Morning E-famz







46days.....28th October ( stream I)


75days......25th November ( stream II)











Have a blessed day.... smiley smiley








Cc: Babatawa Stancity Jemimaa01 majidyusuf Ademasta Iykebest1 ifeanyija Zeeenas Sydneyboss Hilsocial Deracathy Donpsymon Thespark Haliluck Allsmyles whizqueen Sambest2 Shawwal1 Physika Idee91 Rmfunky Xcozee Gazaliah dossylvanus Benebaby77 Kbs468 Chikaodili345 Goldeone Prettyface Horladmejy Ellagoldy Ayima Annybens1993 Beamborla KeriBaby Kogistan IamYhudii Hadassaheke Pweetyface iykebest1 Sugarcoated Venom104 Haywire1 Blym Burantashii emerich kunlesufyan Starlight101 Harinholar chomytex Mzmeeday Aare2050 adusco Joyce21 muhyideenabdul zaFuhrer noordean prodiG Elmisti maeridee omitooguns Armynu Raylight2 Eseohe23 Dolafunmi golddeejay foxxynik Macbukky93 tk4life Rajosh Hardeywhummie dubylhover omavicky pretty050 Naughtylagosguy Princeparix Emlina Olami90 Ekeneluvsu Estyble Kunle106 Lagusta Nikkyzeee Sinbad2 Wamenzy Chimajii Kingdamzy Adakoleagbenu Donxab Roqrules04 Wreetah Folabimi Chinweukamaka SirMalik Mistersle3m naughtylagosguy elemhusny Oduok StarryV amii131 orlahtohbadt Kookny Marcelinho Jglad LifeIsGuhd owhizkid Sanchez01 seun305 postingnysc flex12 bharkarh Paulpaulpaul Princesszainab Mobi18 al [/b]
Chai.... E don set o.


Nice one. Wall clock.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:50pm On Sep 12, 2015
chimajii:
Where @dossylvanus undecided
Rrrrroooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 5:47pm On Sep 12, 2015
elmisti:
Werrin concern me sy u b dier imam for Z 15, dis is B 15 nd I recognize shawwal1 as my imam, na u wey dey chase skirt here u want make I take as imam, olohun maje...plus d nxt time u call me boi for dis thread, I will av ur balls fed to dossylvANUS
?

Da fuq?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:42pm On Sep 11, 2015
iykebest1:
don't mind them.
Defeat is inevitable once in a while.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:41pm On Sep 11, 2015
whizqueen:
ever heard of three in one grin
The Abrahamic God
The Nigerian God
The Father God.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:37pm On Sep 11, 2015
iykebest1:
Donpsymon. Chimajii. Physika.
I couldn't have asked for a better upset.
The serena worshippers.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:36pm On Sep 11, 2015
chimajii:
Ahn ah!!! *ambushes him** shoves dynamite down his throat** u wee die now or nah?? Which kain kat wit 9lives be ds? undecided
My alimentary canal is made up of contractionary rings of diamond. Diffuses dynamite with toxic gastric juices.



I am the Silver Back Gorilla!



Roo ooooooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:33pm On Sep 11, 2015
[quote author=haywire1 post=37919498][/quote]I see your handwork...


Keep it up.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:24pm On Sep 11, 2015
chimajii:
**tees back on him thinking I ran** *chops off his legs** grin
Guy my leg is made up of steel.


Unbreakable.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 10:11pm On Sep 11, 2015
haywire1:
So Amadioha na ur family name shocked shocked shocked
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