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lantessy:
Okay o

MudRaker:
On the lighter side...

The Ten plagues that Moses used to troll pharaoh and all Egypt to lift the ban on the Jews from slavery can be explained scientifically.

God is said to work in mysterious ways and being that he created the world He alone knows how to manipulate one single natural event and cause havoc. This is why insurance companies refer to damage claims from natural disasters as acts of God. Note that God as supermod of the universe has all the codes to this matrix. He has since claimed a super cloud flare on our current server, www.earth.god by permabanning trolls and those heavenly spammers by instituting a massive server flooding during the time of Noah who was sent to warn all forum members back then to obey his rules. But they took him for an attention seeker and referred to him as autistic and a lonely pleb.

God then asked Noah to backup earth's server into a temporary folder as He was about to effect a major formatting of Earth's server due to all the bugs and malware that the heavenly trolls instigated in their quest to hook up with forum chics.


The first plague of turning the river Nile to 'blood' was the give away. The Ethiopian high grounds are the source of the river Nile. The high grounds are seeding ground for large meso-scaled thunderstorms that sweep across Africa towards the Atlantic. If surface sea temperatures off the coast of senegal are favorable, these storms will later continue to intensify and form Huricanes that will later hit north America. That is how important Ethiopian high grounds are for both regional and global convective activity. The Nile owes its origins from the Ethiopian high grounds. Another unique spect of the Ethiopian high grounds are the rich deposits of iron ore. During heavy down pours significant amounts of iron ore is eroded into the runoff and carried into the Nile. From regressive modeling of El Niño events (a phenomena of abnormal sea surface warming leading to pronounced rainfall), the period of the Jewish enslavement depicted an unusual warming of sea surface temperatures. This led to unprecedented levels of rainfall along the Ethiopian slope thereby seeing to greater erosion of iron ore into the river Nile.

The reddish hue and bitter taste of the Nile water was as a result of the triggering of algae growth which was not fit for human consumption.

The increased water flow also overwhelmed the banks of the Nile in Egypt leading to increased breeding and spawning of frogs.

Conditions for anthrax and other herbivore disease such as foot and mouth disease thrived and decimated the cattle. Mud flies population exploded in the marshy banks alongside mosquitos. The hail storms were formed due to the residual soil moisture and intense heat which led to super storms. The locusts plague was as a result of the humid conditions that led to vegetative growth and created a boom in locust populations.


Do you want more.?

Dollar101:
The dumbness of the “CONVOY ” story:
BUHARI and APC SHOULD STOP DECEIVING NIGERIANS

■ While Nigerians are praying for the health of their president-elect, General Buhari, the APC was in fact celebrating the fact that he turned down the use of convoy and exotic cars in London. For clarity, Prime Ministerial Rolls-Royce cars are not exotic but presidential.
I think that we should start Buhari-APC orientation on this page, since they jumped that session in Aso-Rock for a UK escapade.
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■ Presidential convoy is a mandatory process not a treat. A convoy simply entails the guest or VIP travelling in a group consisting of aides and security for protection. With our dead memories, have we forgotten how a Nigerian leader, Murtala Muhammed was killed with his aide-de-camp on February 13, 1976? Nigerians equally praise him for driving without a convoy until his car was ambushed on the way to his office at Dodan Barracks, Lagos.
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■ Just like the United States and Cadillac, in the UK, Rolls-Royce is ‘Prime Ministerial’ and officially used by the Prime Minister and other government dignitaries. Prime Ministerial Cars are NOT “exotic” but are designed for respect, security and protection.
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■ Buhari and APC must realize that the presidential position has standards that must be upheld. If Buhari wants to use Okada, he must save that for his Daura retirement, but as the president, he must adhere to official protocol. In this system, he must understand the distinction between a representative process and pugilistic military orders.
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■ Managing ethics is not about turning down an air ticket for a boat ride; it is not about an executive president using a public transportation rather than a mandatory official convoy. These are mere disgraceful window-dressing that bear no relevance to the values of moral supervision and practice. Moral decency shapes moral people, but they are rather practiced than displayed.
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■ How can Buhari turn down an official convoy, but did not turn down millions of stolen dollars and hundreds of corrupt politicians that ran his campaign? How can Buhari turn down an official convoy, but did not turn down Tinubu’s “exotic” private jet? How can Buhari turn down official convoy as “exotic?” whereas he is yet to account for a missing 25 billion naira he personally handled as the chairman of the Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF) between 1998-99? How can Buhari make claims of fighting corruption while already, he is engaging the same corrupt politicians for his regime?
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■ Buhari and APC should stop deceiving Nigerians about corruption. It may be impracticable for Buhari to embrace an ethical environment without first of all cleaning his filthy campaign financiers, and of course the APC environment besieged by the very hooligans that sucked the country dry.

hatbricker:
you're a big fooool

MickinAbuja:
First of all, and lets be clear - I am not a Visa Officer, nor do I know any Visa Officers in any Embassy. What I do know is people that work with me have savage trouble in getting the whole visa process right to UK, EU and Ireland even China and Japan. Also, and correct me if I am wrong, in the Irish, UK and other EU and US Embassies the Ambassador has nothing to with Visas - the visa office is staffed by Dept of Justice/State/Home Office Officials from their countries, whereas the Embassy is staffed by Foreign Office staff, who would find visa issuance beneath them. I can only assume that your petition, once it was seen as a visa matter was given to the appeals officer and he/she treated it as an appeal. I wouldn't think ambassadors would be bothered about individual visa cases, but I could be wrong. I have seen UK, Irish, EU and US visa refusal letters and the Irish and UK give proper reasons for refusal, ones that can be challenged on appeal. Maybe I'm an optimist but I would hope that VO's from all countries would be rules bound rather than opinion based

I do admire the advice you give and it has helped co-workers of mine in their applications

dampola:
My dear, this is not recent picture. I ve seen this pictures over a week ago

kindnyce:
EPL IS OVER

CHELSEA ARE CHAMPIONS

SO WATS D BIG DEAL?

tola9ja:
[size=18pt]Jose Mourinho's only Premier defeat by three goals was against Middlesbrough in Feb 2006.[/size]

fredoooooo:
jokers

Juliaann:
[s]Arsenal is a disgrace to football history[/s]

emiye:
But, why do people carry so much bitterness, anger and hate in their hearts ?.

How do you know it is not love between them sef ?

BTW, that lady is a world class model, and would have gotten lots and lots of marriage proposals from diverse men including young and "stinkingly" rich men, but he has chosen oshiomole. Kapish

mtwonder:
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socialmediaman:
@barcanista let me start with the conclusion "if they see nothing wrong with....." This shows you're working for a paymaster, not a patriot working for the interest of Nigerians you claim.. Your post should therefore be disregarded

On the case of FRCN, it was very clear that the institution had found Sanusi guilty even before investigation, what then did they want to investigate when they had already written to the president asking him to suspend Sanusi for fraud "even without investigation"? This was what the Lagos court based its judgement on.. You already know this anyway, but this clarification is meant for the unsuspecting whom this your article is meant for

On the case of Professor Yemi Osinbajo's "professional" services to Sanusi's witch-hunt, you of all people should know that it is "ethically" wrong to blame a lawyer for offering professional services to a client who approaches them, especially when they believe Their client is being witch haunted, i believe you're simply acting out the remaining part of the hate documentary on Osinbajo which the law court stopped the PDP from releasing before the election

On the issue of the missing $20 billion dollars, we both have seen the report of PWC which stated unequivocally "This report cannot be trusted" and also "The CBN refused to open its books for audit".. What more could've been more relieving for you and I if the CBN had opened its books so we may see the extent of Sanusi's crime as being alleged by FRCN?

Conclusion: This article is malicious, intended to deceive the unsuspecting public and aimed at diverting the attention of the good people of Nigeria from what is possible to be one of the greatest frauds perpetrated by a sitting democratic government in the history of Nigeria using Nigeria's major source of livelihood at the moment. The article should therefore be ignored and disregarded as a cheap blackmail targeted at the incoming government of Buhari.

God Bless Nigeria.

Ishilove:
http://techpoint.ng/dear-jay-z-here-are-7-nigerian-artistes-that-should-be-discovered/

I was expecting to see artists like Lil Kesh or Kiss Daniel or one of these young boys now making waves- although, to be very very sincere here, I think Lil Kesh is singing rubbish; 'rhythmically pleasant' rubbish. Who knows, maybe the vacuity of the boy's lyrics is why he didn't feature on this list of 7. It doesn't matter, though. Nigerians love Lil Kesh!!!

So, do you agree with the writer of this article? The only artist i know on the list is Brymo


You can add yours

Gejpresident:
Buhari has nothing to offer


u destroyed Gej government with insurgency and propaganda with ur northern elders so shall God destroy ur government till 2019