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kristina1:

kristina1:

why not d 'smile' na

We get our own benefits too

@op, Which one did yeu fall into

More like 'achievements' ......it doesnt sound, relating al u put up there with sex in comparison ....

iceberylin:
Big ass ladies

ooshey! , seconded!

ireneony:
.. here are my list of ...

guys don't be angry I didn't add you to the list.

smh

D ones whose rice 'concortion' aroma wil keep disturbing yor nose

tosyne2much:
the village dey Ekiti

** praying she doesn't ask for the name of the school **

** covers face **

no village dey Ekiti jor

clevvermind:
it has been long i had sex. i'm thinking of having a nice sex with a girl this Xmas period. should i go ahead or not? pls advice.

why not wait till newyear eve

realGURU:
Hi,
guys, i saw five profile here on Nl that cut my eyes. How do i get any of these girls.
I don't want any mistake that will make loss them thank you.

girl scarce for ur area?

Its super hot!

U dnt nid al dat bae, just lock him up with u in a room and 'dance' unclad ...

Na dos kind ladies go use slap form tribal mark for dia pikin faces

Unibenstudent:
Make una dey dey creative small nah.

lol

Fingers, if possible

Heywhizzy:
I don't care about your ideas/ keep your opinion to yaself/ it's me u should watch how u address/ or imma make you shed a seemingly crocodile tears/ I advise u back off/ I'm capable of making u bankrupt/ nd leaving you perturbed/ I'm an assassin in this platform/ I defeat niggaz with spear/ like edge in his years/ u better watch it cos Christmas is here/ anymore rubbish from u in here/ instead of celebrating Jesus during Christmas each year/ ur fam and friends will be remembering sosiqq's death/ I won't care if he pleaded/ I can reduce it by killing him now nd resurrecting him during Easter instead/ there his power in my hands/ back to those bunch of liers/ criticizing my bars/ y'all can't even pass a rap trial/ I'm the truth in dis game/ capable of leaving you in disgrace/ none of you be literate/ cos correcting the truth is mistake/ made by peeps who knows nothing/ but think they know something/ imma cut y'all short..till there is no long thing/ remove ya dikk so no fukking/ with a real nigga/ I guess that would be pretty easier/ Joseph dream,I'm bigger..y'all are "mini stars"/ like dikk suckers employed by Jonathan..I no need ur wack advice,make una leave me na/

ah laik dhiz guy

No big deal

''U r fun to be with''. ..''I like your hair''. 'U v a good voice'

Samzzy94:
Now datz wat i call brutality

of the highest order

OkikiOluwa1:
male supporter, ori e buru ni?
You go shoot who?
Last Bullet
I dodge your bullet!

awwww.. *hits hiz face*

OkikiOluwa1:
See supporter!
Suzyky4u even try pass you!
Na you worwor pass for all the Nairaland babes!
Last Bullet
Seriously!

*points a rifle towards his chest* *middle finger on the trigger*

kristina1:
Wicked ryt??

aww..sory i did that! .....btw v bn crushing on uuuuuu!

kristina1:
Oya talk....am listenin

*bites ha ear*

kristina1:
Can i know the person?

bring ya ear closer, lemme whisper it to u

kristina1:
Ok..if u say so.
So you mean u dnt av nl crush?

i doo,, nd its because of ha personalty nd attitude, she's kinda friendly

007Bruce:
Jigsawkillah? someone tell that fagg to relax/
aint you the same nigga iceskid smacked with his crap?/
nigga, you got trashed by giyaz?/
krone left an axe in your back/
you've been brutally phucked!, we see cracks in your ass/ like a prisoner hiding dope/
my shyt be making sub-zero say damn! this guy is cold/
i'm getting money errday wearing designer cloths/
you're a poor fella, you dont even have a dime to show/
poor nigga on ankara, the way you tailor your verse shows your text style is old/

blaaat!

safarigirl:
kpomkwem. You see pinshur and voice, na dem dey mislead people. E get some babes wey resemble Beyonce in reality, but when dem snap pinshur, na Solange you go dey see

lol, u r vry correct.. Especialy d 'voice' ......t cn mislead o

kristina1:
So you mean dose gals aint beautiful or wot

oh no, i mean thr r sme who aint pretty in pix buh r gud lukin, and d reverse..
....i dnt base ma conclusion on weak premises. 'i b philosopher, no mind me.

thisisayus:
Oya now!

ah, lol.. Na 4 'most ugly thread' me talk o

kristina1:
Says who

me nooni ...I cnt decide how pweetie a 'look' is, wit just pictures.... Some pple cn be xo photogenic, buh wen u meet them in real life u wil feel disapointd

Picture has bn 'deceiving' since 1900BC
-Plato

...who go open thread for the Most ugly face nko?

Na me go top d list ...