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davidif:
Cos, time doesn't erase what you said on a public forum. Haven't you ever heard that anything that you put on the internet lasts forever?

so joblessness has caused you to keep quoting everyone on a bullshiit last year thread

davidif:
Bro, that has nothing to do with the topic.

what's wrong with your sense

Why quoting me on a 2016 thread

Couple of the year

vargasvictory:
You "Approach to Meet"


WTF does that mean Op

can't dig? Get an axe

tosyne2much:
Very funny write-up

Let me promote the ministry by adding my own to it

7. For food only

These are the type of ladies that can easily be dated with a plate of rice. They are ladies that can eat 10 wraps of Fufu at a go and will still be demanding for more. The moment you strike up a conversation with them, they will start telling you how they haven't fed for days

yea the foodie

I'm sure they always pray to meet different guys everyday so as to be getting their tummy fed

Cc Lalasticlala

Most guys now prefer to meet ladies on social media as its more easier, especially the shy ones or those who don't have the boldness to approach. Even when they have the lady at their very reach, they still prefer to find a way of getting her contact somewhere else and start the conversation online.

Meanwhile, we still have guys who got the gut and don't care about being embarrassed or turned down. They approach every beautiful lady they set their eyes on and strike a convo. However, as ladies possess different characters and respond differently to strangers, below is the short list of their categories that we are all familiar with

1.ill-mannered

The disparaging look they give will be their first attempt to dishearten you in talking to them. This type of ladies don't have answer to any question you ask them. They won't be willing to respond to anything you ask, even their name will be a problem for them to tell you.
The only response they have to your questions will be 'why do your want to know'
Sucks!

2.headless chicken

These ones can make you walk and get your feet hurt. Be prepared to follow them to wherever they are going, no where exactly but because they won't wanna grant you that audience, you will be the one running to catch up with them. And after everything they be like 'i don't give my number to strangers' ... Like seriously? after the long mile walk

3. The Slick

This types of ladies won't make you fight much for an audience with them. They respond politely and will give you their number at the first request. But then when you call, it turns out to be an Aboki man picking it

4. Engaging

They connect well during a conversation. Tho their look might say otherwise, but then when you start talking to them, you realize they are friendly and fun to be with.

They are so free and you will start to wonder if they like you already. That very moment you met will be like you v known each other for long. But then you be like WTF! when they start talking about their bf

5. Foodie
They are mostly campus babes. It's when a guy walk up to them they remember they haven't eaten since morning. You have only known her name and the next thing you hear is 'Im hungry' ....'God will feed you... Let me pass

6. The Slag
These are ladies you collect their contact with ease. They will even request you bring your phone for them to save it.

The next weekend, she's in your bed laying unclad

Ladies which category do you belong?

... Lalasticlala



..feel free to add more


@dotwilliz

Seun:
This is a terrible idea. Give yourself 24 strokes of the cane and never speak of it again unless you want your stubborn boy to become a stubborn Boko Haram terrorist. Reserve another 6 strokes of the cane for the person that gave you this terrible idea that will do you no good.
If your son is stubborn then study him well and find out what is really bothering him and then use wisdom and intelligence to persuade him to seek a better future. You cannot fight stubborness with stubborness. You fight it with wisdom and intelligence and love and care.

If your family is poor then the way forward is to give your children an education that will allow them to rise beyond what they came from. Send them to the best schools you can afford and encourage them to take their studies seriously. Make sure they choose professions that they love and which are in demand and lucrative. Learning Arabic has never made any poor person rich.

bro Seun really vexed on this

ArcToyin:
Sex should be out of it cos is only met for the married.

don't keep a relationship then

Yeah I bring to you 4 Nigeria and America rappers that flows, sounds, or delivers in a similar way.

Just my observation

1. VECTOR and JAY Z

If vector featured jay z today, trust me it will be so difficult to differentiate between their voice. Vector sounds just exactly like the America legend and sometimes he's been referred to as Nigeria Jay z.

I wonder if its just natural or he trained his voice to sound that way.

https://youthvillageng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Vector.png

https://thesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hov-301.jpg

2. REMINISCE and RICK ROSS

They don't sound the Same way but Reminisce flows calmly with thick voice. And that's Rick Ross's style. He loves voicing on rick ross instrumentals as well as word playing or mentioning his name in songs.

Also Rick ross is the self acclaimed 'Boss' and Reminisce does his locally as the 'alaga ibile'.

https://notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Reminisce-4.jpg

https://i.axs.com/2014/10/promoted-media_54482bbf88772.jpg?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8936739492

3.OLAMIDE and MEEK MILL

Unlike Reminisce and Rick Ross, Olamide and Meek mill shouts the same way when rapping. And their is this thin-like voice they both have in common.

https://www.360nobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Olamide_mob.jpg?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6397935280

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/646884416304713728/jrqMaIdO.jpg?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4567905547

4. YCEE and FETTY WAP

Ycee utilizes singing and rapping style just like Fetty wap. They are even kind of wanna look alike.

https://olojoro.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Ycee-Shares-New-Photo-Shows-Off-Dapper-Look...Rat_-1.png?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4466929511

https://www.billboard.com/files/media/fetty-wap-hangout-fest-may-2016-billboard-1548.jpg

Let me know your views about this

@dotwilliz




Lalasticlala mynd44