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Kyrahv:
we re birthday mates

wow nice !

Check your mail

TrapQueen77:

lol

TrapQueen77:



He was even biting his lower lip as if he juz having "sumtin-sumtin" with the dead

yea it indicates he just finished enjoying something...lmao ...

R.I.P BABA

This man Sponsored my secondary school education from Jss1 - Ss3 at Federal Science and technical college Usi-Ekiti

On the sands of time, you have left your footprints with glory.. Your life has ended, but your legacy of wisdom, integrity and courage will go on forever.

DjPhykipedia:
We do understand many of this request have crossed your way before but imagine being diagnosed with renal failure just before POP (Nysc Passing Out Party) Unfortunately Adijat Ayodele (Nee Adedokun) is in this shoes and her family cannot fund the bill to cater for her urgently needed kidney transplant.
She needs surgery urgently as she is already in the last stage of the kidney failure. She served in ibadan southwest local government. She has been battling this disease since March 2016 has spent all they have towards her treatment since then.
We plead with you to kindly donate towards her surgery.
10Million Naira is the amount desperately needed for Adijat kidney transplant, kindly send your donations to help save Adijats life, May Almighty God reward you abundantly..
ADIJAT ADEKEMI ADEDOKUN
0059032670 ACCESS BANK
SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Individual drops form an ocean, your donations can help adijat get an urgent kidney transplant needed to save her life...

Please help See to this! Lets save a corp member life

Cc Seun
jaybee3
pickabeau1
R321
olu4life
Idowuogbo

I pray for her a divine healing from God. I think there are some groups on nairaland that sees to issues like this. I will suggest you contact the mod and find enquiry on what steps to take.

Trust me, this thread can't be moved to the front page yet. Volunteers will be send to go check on her to confirm and then bring back the report to nairaland and some other process will take place before it can grace the front page.

Nairalanders are good people I believe the generous hand will be shown even from the owner Mr Seun .


crazyman, yokiti , ogbeche77 please help stick this thread.



#saveAdijat

September 27th

lovelygurl:
Looooool. Come on it was super loooong. Had to take my time

lol okie

lovelygurl:
But I read it

I just noticed this article was posted in 2015 loool

you mean u v bn reading thi post since 2015

ikemesit4477:
Op nice write up, but I believe you belong to category 2!

hahahahaha No o

Richie0974:
Dotwillis1, so you're a Nairalander. How's camp?

yea yea ..nice to see u here. Hope u r good

VickyRotex:
We are gentle like that!

hmm...

xreal:
@ Dotwillis1

You skipped the category of those who serve before their time.

oh yea..lol

VickyRotex:
10. My category is missing!

really? What could it be

I will like to know

Thanks to the mod that included the photos

YUNGLURD:
am a pcm but i think u should add "THE HOLIER THAN THOU" betterstill, the born again

that's right

Okay batch B stream two orientation course ended about two weeks ago. Well, I'm privileged to be posted to the capital of the largest state in Naija! (google is at your reach ).

Btw, below are my list of the 10 types of people you meet in the Nysc Orientation camp.

1. The Clowns
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These are the extremely funny ones, mostly warri guys. They always have something to say to get people's ribs cracking. You will never see them been serious for once, all they do is find someone or something to make fun of. They never get tired of talking. Don't bother confronting them for anything because you will end up as their topic and have so many persons laughing at you.

2. Error-Prone

These category are the otondos that always get it all wrong on the parade ground. After been corrected severally, they still get confused. You see them turning to the right at the command of 'left turn'. When others are at Attention, that's when they have their hands behind at Ease. Thier hands will never rhyme with others during quick match and when they halt, their legs always bangs last.
They are the kind of people that still hangs their 'head dress' in the air even after the completion of the 3 hearties to the Governor.

3. The Scroungers

They can beg to borrow your destiny. They never possessed anything of their own instead indulge in the habit of borrowing every possible thing from you, and then you will have to beg before they return it. These set of persons lived in school hostel and are used to the hostel lifestyles, so they never bothered to come with basic needs with the assurance of getting it from others. Its when you just finished locking your box and set to go out that they will come and be like; 'bros abeg I need toothpaste' .. abeg I fit use your towel? 'bros I go like borrow your comb' .....
and also they are never with 'change' ...always asks for N20 to buy table water.

4.FFO
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These ones are the first to complain about how terrible the food is and yet they never missed a meal. These kind of people will join the platoon set to leave the parade ground first, so that they can get their plates washed quickly and gets to the kitchen before any other person does. You see them forming a que even when the water to make eba is yet to boil.
They already exhaust thier money to Mami at the first week of Orientation.

5. Shunters
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This kind of people can be so annoying en, you been standing in sun for hours and then you see them coming from nowhere to join the long 'line' at the front. Shunting is in their blood, even where you have just 3 persons on a line, they still find a way to chance the last person. Some do it politely by begging to join......and some will just be like 'guy I dey here before o, I went to blow my nose ni' . .....who be mumu

6. Womanizer
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These are the no dulling guys. They are in camp to hunt for girls and their aim is to woo as many as possible so that as they are serving the father land, they will be servicing their rooster as well

7. Photo Freak
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The ladies are more in this category. They prefer spending all their money on photograph to feeding their tummy. They never get satisfied with selfies no matter the amount of shots taken

8. Do-nothing crew

You begin to wonder if this kind of persons were forced to be in camp. They don't participate in anything, be it the fun aspect and the boring parts. They hardly go for parade and lectures and always complain about the Nysc scheme being a waste of time. You will always find them laying on their bed in the room even after the soldiers has chased everyone out. They have their drugs and fake medical reports to cover up.

9. The Old youth
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These ones don't want to be left out of the fun in camp, so they leave their children and wives at home to take part in the orientation. They do every possible thing not to look old specifically their 'skin' hairstyle. And then you see them very quiet. They prefer not to be noticed.

10. Feel free to add to the list!

...here I drop my pen!
--Copper Dotwilliz

Cc lalasticlala , Crazyman

browniex:
that is exactly what my girlfriend is doing to me right now,just because she wanted to come and see me and told her to wait till next week,she got angry and stopped picking my calls,I have been trying to talk to her now for the past 4 days,she has refused to pick,she is putting me throw an emotional punishment, so I have decided to delete her number and the call log,so that I won't be tempted to call her again,until she calls,if she doesn't, then that's the end of the relationship.

Ladies and attitude sha

rosalieene:
still looking out for something reasonable in the write up

how about you look out on yur senses

TheSlyone2:
Who are our ladies?


Sorry o, every man for himself

lol ...fixed

Without much ado, Here are some immature habits our ladies should grow out of in year 2017


1. Bringing up past mistakes at every disagreement

It’s so easy to do this because we often forgive without forgetting, but we’ve all had plenty of screw- ups and none of us want to be reminded of them regularly.

2. Realizing you’re not interested in someone and choosing to suddenly start ignoring them instead of being honest and telling them how you feel.
That shit sucks!
You might not want to be mean for declining someone’s interest but what’s worse for them, speculating what to make of your complete silence or respectfully finding out there’s no romantic potential?

3. Massive lies

Well Lying about cheating or something extreme is obviously terrible, but pointless, uncalled for lies are pretty concerning as well. A lot of people tell white lies because they don’t think the truth is worth knowing and would lead to unnecessary concern or conversations, but that’s not for you to decide when involved in a serious, grown relationship.

4. Secretly going through our phones, email and other password-protected stuff. If you actually catch yourself trying to ninja hack your love interest’s phone while in your mid-20s, it’s time to part ways or grow up.

5. Purposely trying to make us jealous

Frequently talking about your ex,, saying stuffs like you’ve got other options, subtly flirting on social media – those are all unacceptable shenanigans that should be reserved for immature daters to torture each other with until they learn their lesson and move on to grown relationships.

6. Threatening to withhold something (e.g. conversation, sex, etc.) to get your way.

7.Letting friends have too much say in who you date.

There’s a fine line between friends looking out for you when you’re in an unhealthy relationship and friends trying to handpick a person they like for you. Value opinions but also be mature enough to make final decisions for yourself.



Guys Feel free to add more

Lawlahdey:
Sharrawt to Seun.. I'm addicted to your forum

addiction iz bad tho

PabloOmoEscobar:
cam I get link to the cover please?

https://www.datafilehost.com/d/f7888182

You might wanna check this out too with ycee's omoAlhaji instrumental

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/59c67a99

rawpadgin:
in ur dream

any lady that's sure & have an evidence that i have sent her a pm should come forward

LOL

My shout out goes to lalasticlala!

The cover I did to Vector's hit 'king Kong' this year graced the front page.. Thanks!

Happy new year in advance to every one

Owk ..... Few minutes before crossing over to a new year! ... Send a shoutout to that nairalander who put a smile on your face this year and you can as well wish your favourites a happy new year in advance.

rawpadgin:
holop a sec.


am i the only one who have never pm a chick here

Yu sent me a pm on my alternative female account

Comes but ones in a year/and when it comes it brings good cheer
A time to reflect on the greatest gift ever given, not a time to drink beer/
you can forget a birthday/but u cant forget today
/christ the king is born/you don't need facebuk to remind u the date

a great hero and it all started with humbled beginnin/Slept in a box where goats and sheep are feeding/
the matter got worse cos it's harmattan season/Buh all glory to God,mission was acomplishd and we celebrating

The star in the east;/ lying in a manger / birth of the christ the king,/ reason for Herod's 'anger
From east to bethlehem, the three kept following the star/Herod got to know about this nd gt troubled in his heart,/
planned to make fool of the men ,and tryna play wise / buh joseph flew to egypt, to keep save Jesus's life
/a minute silence for the babies the king took their lives/cuz of Jesus, they wr awarded a debt of death/xo they paid the prize


itz Xmas in the air! /wil b havin a meal of fried chicken and rice/
i remembr wen i had ma knife on it's throat/the chicken be singin ;i believe i can fly
nd wen 'it' got in2 ma fry pan/the tune i heard was; i believe i can fry grin



ayafu tried!

Wishing y'all a bile'less Chr

Comes but ones in a year/and when it comes it brings good cheer
A time to reflect on the greatest gift ever given, not a time to drink beer/
you can forget a birthday/but u cant forget today
/christ the king is born/you don't need facebuk to remind u the date

a great hero and it all started with humbled beginnin/Slept in a box where goats and sheep are feeding/
the matter got worse cos it's harmattan season/Buh all glory to God,mission was acomplishd and we celebrating

The star in the east;/ lying in a manger / birth of the christ the king,/ reason for Herod's 'anger
From east to bethlehem, the three kept following the star/Herod got to know about this nd gt troubled in his heart,/
planned to make fool of the men ,and tryna play wise / buh joseph flew to egypt, to keep save Jesus's life
/a minute silence for the babies the king took their lives/cuz of Jesus, they wr awarded a debt of death/xo they paid the prize


itz Xmas in the air! /wil b havin a meal of fried chicken and rice/
i remembr wen i had ma knife on it's throat/the chicken be singin ;i believe i can fly
nd wen 'it' got in2 ma fry pan/the tune i heard was; i believe i can fry grin

Wishing y'all a bile'less Chr

Swallowing ma mighty fist..will mk yu hardly eat/
a single blow to ur face, u be missing Xmas party feast/
Tryna copy ma writing skills?
Ma punch so hard u'd lose yur teeth biting it!

I'm da best no lie...cooperate rapper, I suit d game so tight..im at its neck, bow tie!
I'm so high/i see d world as an alphabet..Dot is on top of it.. Small letter i !!!!

So gv God d glory,gv me wah I expect
Y'al below ma level..i deserve a respect!!

buygala:
As long as they won't force/insinuate it on us the same way they are trying to force the whole sick gay thing on us


They can generate their orgasms from a nuclear reactor for all I care

But as for me......


#istandwithBisi'swarm,narrowandwetvagina

chai

Hydrog3n:
He he, this guy you're still alive

yea and still gon be when u r no more.... ......btw who z dis wack Mrkang tormenting yur wack gaseous azz