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looked like it was taking the shape of london....but what can we see today? rubish. thanks for the bautiful pics pal.it just brought back memories.

i dont believe this lie. these things can not be ice. they look like something used for sacrifice.

walexydon: By my calculations...i got 10990...not sure abt it tho
Here is another tricky 1: ali is d son of akram. Therefore, akram is d _________ of ali's father

Also post ur riddles 2!!!

ali is the son of akram, therefore akram is the wife of alis father. right?

i eat more when i am sad. when i am happy i dont feel like eating coz i do feel so satisfied that even without eating for extra 4 days, i will add weight.

ur success starts when the candidates who chose futo as first or second choice are much. Haha............they get confused.

it all depends on the language ur patner understands. we all know the basic language to speak when u first meet a girl is English. Others can follow suit. When it comes to love, the best language to speak is English. Girls can melt when u give them some love quotes in English.

o boy, if u wan yansh am, yansh am. but use your brain. she must never know ur house or any of ur relations house. u must always meet her scretly at any undisclosed area. thats all u have to do. whenever she wants u, she should just ring u on phone and u will be there. even while heading to the place..............u should send a pal of urs to go make observations on the area be4 u step in. it would be nice if you can yansh that woman because you go get mouth die. anybody wey mess wi u don enter one chance be that. trust me.

mine is chinedu.........................mikitokutedo

@ poster: whole lot of advice for you but you have to think very very well. i agree with you idea of setting up a business but you have to put a whole lot into consideration. like: the area you reside, the capital you have etc........ if you set up a cyber cafe, you will lose because in abuja, a whole lot of people have thier own internet modem, Printer, Scanner among others at home and never need to visit a cyber cafe so get that. You just have to think well before embarking on anything if not, you will exaust your capital on nothing. The car wash stuff is a very good one in abuja but another issue is if you are competent enough as it's hard work. if you are, you can start with 2 to 3 labour and i tell you you will be on track in no time. if you are confused..........then you can meet any succesful business man/woman to carry u along be 4 u invest ur money in anything.

well......i wount say being rich or poor is a choice as no one on earth will ever want to be poor. In the current situation we all find ourselves, being rich tends to be a difficult task but we all know giving up is not an option. The basic thing the poor people always fail to do is to seek knowledge. getting rich is never by hard work. when there is knowledge, everything is made easy and it will no longer be that difficult to acquire wealth. There are a whole lot of things to do in other to be rich. meet friends, ask questions and you shall find answers.
one of which i can advise people to indulge in is the forex trading. Never you attend any seminar for this as it's not worth it. find friends alike who can help by teaching you. Its as easy as abc. if u feel a particular business and have inteligent ideas on it but find capital as an issue, you can meet with some succesful business men either in church, party just anywhere. there is no harm in trying. I can assure you, why most rich men hate the poor is because of thier lack of skill and intelligence. Once they find this good qualities in an individual, they are always willing to help. you can go into just anything in life.....all you need is to build and strategise urself.

I MUST CONFESS...ALL THIS GIRLS ARE RUBISH. WHO IS THAT FOOL REPRESENTING LAGOS? I KNOW A LOT OF ANGELS HERE IN LAGOS...INCLUDING MY GIRLFRIEND. WELL, SOMWE ARE MANAGABLE BUT HERE IS MY RATINGS.

FOOLS (all this people are fools)
abia
adamawa
akwa ibom
anambra
bayelsa
benue
borno
delta (a very big fool)
aebonyi
edo
enugu
kebbi
kogi
kwara
lagos (a mighty fool)
nassarawa
niger
ogun
ondo
osun
oyo
rivers
taraba
yobe

MANAGABLE
abuja
bauchi
cross river
ekiti
gombe
imo
kaduna
plateau

even with barcas loss to chelsea, chelsea managment will still rush pep like jollof rice and stew as he is the best coach the world has ever known.

I never ordered for anything. the person who odered should be in the reight position to pay. that's just the secret and the waiter should be a witness.

all you beefers of barcelona. will you like to take a bet on tuesdays match between barca and chelsea? I am ready to go on a bet of N10,000 each for any chelsea fan who is ready to take a bet. I am knocking chelsea out of the champions league. i live arround ojodu...so if you are close, let me know so we know how to meet.

[quote author=2ru-talk]I know you are a Chelsea fan so no need to engage you in an argument because some of your colleagues in Lagos have started abusing the referee even when the match has not started.[/quote]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...........LMAO

Reference: You're a fan so how can you see these things. Fans don't see things wrong against their clubs as a loving wife sees nothing wrong about her husband. If you really want to enjoy football retire from fanhood.

When people are increasingly complaining about certain things the game is becoming poisoned. Suddenly the ref and his decisions become the focus of attention. This is bad.

The spanish league is becoming a refrees weekly show. Just look at Howard Webb yesterday. Greatly criticised in England but had an outstanding match not buying into the antics of Ribery and the grass loving Angel de Maria. If it involved Barca they will con the ref to hand a few reds out.

The commentator saying about Howard Webb, that the Spanish were not happy particularly Andres Iniesta that a red wasn't awarded in the WC final. Now why should any player think like this.

If you must know, yesterdays match deserved at least 1 red card. Do you watch the screen of your tv or the back. Because it's like you did not watch the match at all. a penalty was also deserved but was just overlooked by the refree. A foul was commited on Gomez yesterday. Even mourinho knows that.

kalufelix: When u hv so much haterz u knw u re simply d best. Am nat a barca fan buh at a time u got 2 apprecia8 wats good. Barcelona is simply d best at d moment..damn! I feel dos guys

May you live long.

Temistatics 007: truly you've never been sentimental,do u think van persie was playing at liberty stadium,he could not have heard,the stadium was full and everyone was shouting,will you be saying this if it was pedro that was sent off,oops,i forgot you are not sentimental.

I dont think you know aht you are saying. Do you know how many matches have been played in stadiums completely filled with people? Players can still hear the whistle even in this condition. Just admit van persie is deaf. 'SIMPLE'

sicily4u: I can see that there are many barca haters here just like many haters of Man U, but let me tell u guys one thing, if u don't like it that way, YOU GO AND DIE, the land needed some manure ok

God bless you my padi

mba emeka: CAVEAT: I AM NOT A BARCELONA FAN AND I FELT HARD DONE BY WHEN RVP GOT SENT OFF AGAINST THEM LAST YEAR!

But truth be told, this pep guardiolas barca team is on the verge of shattering history-destroying every record before them and dismantling all opposition while at it. True to my word too, they get favoured every now and then but in the balance of every season i believe most big teams do too. For e.g Real madrid used to enjoy such benefits fron referees during their hay days 1997-2003. It balances itself over a long season.

Manchester united have been on the receiving end of some favours lately. but most people fail to recollect that a while back particularly against Newcastle the ref awarded a penalty to Demba ba for something that wasnt worth it. Nobody called Newcastle PDP! also newcastle got some scandalous decisions metted their way when they played arsenal in what turned out to be a historic 4-4 draw. How that erratic Joey Barton stayed on and the two penalties plus the disallowment of RVPs neat goal capped a satanic-duplicitous day at the office for Phil Dowd. Referees do have their preferences whilst some just make careless mistakes.

As for chelsea nobody needs to mention how they have benefited from refereeing decisions especially in this present season. The goal awarded mata in the FA Cup semi final and the two "disgusting" goals against Wigan went unnoticed. These things happen.

I know barca got a life line when the referee refused to give penalties for glaring fouls in the eighteen yard box against chelsea but that was not enough reason for anelka and co to fluff the chances they had when it afforded itself. Plus they defended shamelessly and kept howling at the referee (a cause that ultimately didnt help their cause). Football should be played more sensularly than muscularly. I know the latter is the approach Di matteo is going to take but it invariably is going to be his undoing. If messi is brought down in the eighteen yard box or cesc fabregas the ref would be obliged to award the kick.

I wish chelsea all the best but their task is alot more difficult than finding the depth of the mariana trench.

May God continue to bless you for this comment

Ranks007: They are the PDP of soccer....not even Fifa can help!!!!

Something tells me Barcelona share the money won from the competition with brokers of Uefa!

you are so stupid and sentimental for saying that. What do you even know about football?

Fellywood: The problem is most haters here watch football in match-centres under the influence of kaikai. @Crusifis talks about uefa hating jose...does real madrid play football? Did you watch what they did with Bayern yesterday?

I wonderooooooooooo

cashmentor: Take away Messi, Baca is toothles! Bury Xavi and Iniesta, Messi is Lost and clueless! Hence, these three guys are the Untouchables of World Football! They're no cheats, just favoured! Even Sepp Blater loves them: why won't the refs- or u want them to lose their job? I just pity My Blues today!

you better do. Because 7 goals to nothing is what they will get even without a refree oficiating.

Javanian: ....Atleast someone is being reasonable Here...

Na God go punish all those people wey dey beef barca

I am a Barca Fan for life and that wount change. I have never been sentimental in football in this life. If a team is Good, I admit it is. The truth about the ref favouring baca issue is just not true. The truth is clear to see. Barca is the best club in the whole wide world which all other teams know. Whenever they clash with barca, what they do is put all thier strenght to make sure barca is disturbed. Jose Mourinho is very good at that. They will play physical football to the fullest instead of playing football the way it ought to be played. It is clear that when you are prone to playing physicall football, you are 100% liable to commit a foul. I dont know why the stupid Realmadrid and chelsea fans complain when they commit a foul in the 18 yard box and a penalty is awarded. The case of van persie Given a red card is also clear. The refree blew the whistle and he still went ahead to kick the ball. I wonder if he is deaf and he claims to be a professional. Please all you beefers better leave BARCELONA alone. Its the best club and will forever be.

we really need the british helping hands in nigeria to fish out others. If GEJ is not a thief, he should be thinking towards this perspective. We have a whole lot of political thieves that are derailing this country with every second that counts. We need help as i know nigeria is just too weak to fo anything. Oyibo people go everly be godfather.

Dt03: I hate when people criticise someone. How many of you have ever talked in public television? Let's learn to appreciate.

God bless you my brother. Most footballers are poorly educated and everybody knows that. why criticise the guy?

oldave: It is ok for poorly educated guys like Ikpeba,Amokachi etc to make wrong use of words intermittently. When it comes to skills, ball sense, and game interpretation, you know they have made excellent contributions globally. It is you that have problem with Language, these guys are professors in their fields.

supported. I like your comment. This guys are professors in thier fields.

The issue of the nigerian police has been for ages. We alll know that. This is not the first time its happening so we need not be shocked. what baffles me is that no one seems to be doing anything. If i were the prsident of nigeria, The police force will hate me with passion as i will make sure all police officers go through another training. I am sure not all police officers are qualified for the post. some are just there for the corrupt practices. I will also enforce a law which states that any police officer who is found guilty of corrupt practices would be sentenced to death. will also enforce other strong laws that the police force cannot help but obey. If there is a law as the second i stated, (any police officer who is found guilty of corrupt practices would be sentenced to death) believe me...you go beg police man tire to accept bribe from you. Nobody wan loose him life. Hope my fellow nlanders see reasons with me on this one.

a round of applause for the british Governments for thier perfect works. it is said that when you cant beat them, you should join them. This goes a long way to say...Nigeria is a very poor and corrupt nation. We can only make progress if we call for help from those who happen to be the superior and if this is not done, it simply means the Nigerian Governments want to continue with thier money laundering habit. The boko haram issue can also be treated once and for all if we call for help. we should not even try to put up a brave act or shy away from the fact that we need help because the nigerian Governments are weak. all they know is to acquire wealth to the fullest and as such a waste. EFCC is not even supposed to be a body as i have been monitoring thier activities for sometime now and have come to the conclusion that they dont know what they are doing at all. Also, the president of Nigeria seems lost as he is not active as ought to be. I think he is a confused man and i dont think nigeria can get anywhere with him. I have seen how it works in other societies. Leaders are not suppose to enforce any law without the peoples approval. As it is seen in other societies, the leaders are to bring innovative and profitable ideas in which the people will still have to look into but this is not the case here in nigeria. A whole lot of mind bodering issues i will love to talk about that can take me a year. Hope my fellow nlanders see reasons with me. God will help us.
Thanks

Mikel is a logo for every stupid black player. hahahahaha. na true sha. that boy is stupid and should not be a footballer at all. he is a disgrace. I love viewing centers. they rock. you hear names like...
Drogba: Aderogba
Messi: Devil, Messi Oloye, Ghost, Almighty messi, God father, Chief and Managing Director among others.
Clichy: Kelechi
Sturidge: Oloriburuku
C. Ronaldo: Ororo
Iniesta: Magician, Oko Chelsea
Xavi: Baba Xavi
Victor Valdez: Were Keeper
Dani Alves: Mad Man
Ibrahimovic: Worm
Ivanovic: Stone
Pepe: Bastard