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i n i aint gwan give no bombaklaaaaat nigga no time to fucking mess with i. Bomboklaaaaaaaaat!!

you all are bomboklaaaaaaaat fucking bomboklaaaaaaat Niggas in a bomboooooklat country and a bomboklaaaaaaat world. Bleep you all. Bomboklaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

This people are mad and very stupid.......what is the meaning of a strange object? Let them tell us the object. I hate this country and some of the people in it. For heavens sake...that thing might have been a stone or something useless and worthless. Tufiakwa to some people.

This is a very stupid and useless thread......Let her learn how to cook. it's that simple. Why the post.

skup008: Its less than a year that i met this lovely gal,she is very beautiful,caring,very religious and we love each other so much.

she is actually the first lady i will ever love with my whole heart as i always dream of keeping her as a wife. But the problem am having with her is that she can't cook,she can't prepare any meal at all and she's also very lazy when it comes to domestic works and any time i raise the issue, she always react as if she never care to learn how to do them,at times she tell that i shouldn't worry that she will change and learn how to cook very soon,that is when she notice am very serious or not happy about the issue.

I now want Nairalanders to advise me on what to do that can force her to learn how to cook and do other domestic works...

Thanks

Nigerians can be very very stupid atimes. Look at all these fools and mongules ridicaling someone who is much more succesful than they are. You guys better go get a life.

Ok..Mr. Lecturer....How do you know a credible candidate with LEADERSHIP qualities? LET THE IGBOS RULE. Do you know how long we've been ruled by these so called abokis? look at were Nigeria is. once again.....LET THE IGBOS RULE. Iwuanyanwu should be given a hard punch to daze him a little. This

Sky Blue: Absolutely NO WAY. We can't keep using chloroquin to treat chicken pox and expect miracles. Zoning is two steps backwards. If anything we should be getting rid of all these archaic principles that sound good in some twisted logic but have only enabled lacklustre, treasury robbing despots rule. No to zoning, no to quota system. Yes to meritocracy and the popular mandate, even if one can appreciate that it is not the panacea to Nigeria's problems and can even be useless in the hands of a politicaly unsophisticated population like Nigeria has. If a credible candidate with LEADERSHIP quality and proven abilities comes to the fore and is better than the other offerings, and he happens to be Igbo, heck I'll even campaign for him/her for free! I can't wait to feel that passionate about a candidate in Nigeria, it would be about time.

you are a smeagol......how could you even think of that name (amaechi)?

okosodo: Oshiomole fashola akpabio amaechi

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kayswag100: if those lagosians cld eat a DEAD whale found mysteriously on Bar Beach; what do u think happens 2 dis poor creature?

With dose guys in Bathrum slippers hanging all around, hmmm...

Naija no dey carry last. This is pure and sweet pepper soup.

Aigbofa: LOL Exactly what I was thinking! Poor giant turtle, you landed on a hostile beach.

GlO IS DA BEST NETWORK..........JUST THAT THEY REASON WITH THEIR BUTTOCKS SOMETIMES.

a carpenter was walking down the road, carrying a very long log of wood on his shoulder. Accidentally, he hits a man on the face with the log of wood on his shoulder. On appologising, he recieved a hard and dazzling blow from the man. This caused a scene, people gathered and the following scenario took place.

Carpenter: make una see this useless man ooooo. the stcik wey i carry hit am for face and i don tell am sorry like five times e come still give me blow.

Man: make una no mind am oooo..... as the stick wey him carry hit me, the thing dey pain me well well, na him make me give am blow for face. I don tell am sorry too like ten times but him still no wan gree.

This ppic is a fake. That thing doesn't look like a crocodile to me. I think it's photo shopping.

goofie: what? is that for real?

now am more scared of floods

anyone who has spent at least 6 months in Lagos can be reffered to as a LAGOSIAN. LAGOS IS NO MANS LAND.

Good Move but Bad Style...........let the churches and mosques place their heavy speakers inside the church and not outside. they should limit the frequency of sound coming out from those speakers. I mean...its killing.

God shouldnt have created Mosquito..............they know how to give one a bad night.

why talk about 2015 election when there is still a whole lot of time before it arrives. this is absurd. [quote author=omooba-nla]Please live your comment, would you vote For Atiku in 2015 as Nigeria Next president or any Northerner in General?

Please let your answer be YER OR NO.[/quote]

monday = mondu
tuesday = tuesdu
wednesday = wednesdu
thursday = thursdu
friday = fridu
saturday = saturdu
sunday = sundu

I will kneel and beg the snake

you never see anything.

Valiantvaliant: Na that night i go disobey gravity sleep for ceiling!

are we talking garri here or eba?

i want to disagree with Kalu but i just cant. A lot of abokis and mallams have been ruling and still no change. We need an Igbo president this time. OSEKEMBE

wiz kid shouldn't have been used for the video. He messed it up big time.

the scariest dream i have ever had is when a witch attacked me and i was struggling to shout the blood of jesus.......i tried very hard but was lik my mouth has been padlocked by the witch.

I respect this two a lot. they made it together and i know they have the ability to succeed individually. The truth is that music don finish......no one knows what to say again......you can tell from what 2face, dbanj and don jazzy are currently giving us. They are all currently singing rubish.

this must be some sort of a joke. LMAO

lets foget all this trash for now........we should concentrate on producing quality movies with either english, yoruba, igbo and hausa being used. lets forget about all other languages as the main are the ones i have mentioned above. the reason i have mentioned the languages above: I know of many nigerians who speak and understand at least two to three if not the four of the languages listed above. instead of doing the stupid ijaw thing, lets just concentrate on the producing quality movies with these basic languages.

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I am sorry to say this. There are just three steps to making a hit here in Nigeria.
1................say rubbish
2................Introduce a non existing Dance Style
3................Introduce a non existing Slang.

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