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Me and you dey the same side bro. the last picture really dey make sense.

Lordave: That last picture make sense o. I fit get am?

lol. Mind you, usain bolt sabi straight race. you no know say some people sabi corner corner race well well. I bet you the guy no sabi that one. shey you never even here the saying LIKE FATHER LIKE SON?

Laitesmart: Q3. If Usain Bolt happens to be ur father and u offend him to the extent that he wants to beat you... Hmmm! Where you wan run go?

so what are we to do about the pics of her and her family? This is rubbish.

It is also written in the holy book that thou shall not judge so that thou may not be judged. Luke 6:37. Tunde Bakare is a big fool and is not worthy to be called a pastor. In-fact, he should be arrested and booked for not obeying what he preaches. Why can't he pray against the Boko-Haram terrorist group and beg God to review their hide-outs instead of condemning the President and his activities.

I employ the house to house searching but serious measure should be taken on it. The Boko-haramites might be the next to search your house with a bomb. I think ID Cards and other modes of dentifications should be presented before allowing the search. mosques and churches should also be searched. This also should be done on a daily basis.

you are a murder fucker. I read through the info and didn't see a line that says Christians are responsible for the Bokoharam thing.

Da infamous: So body should please try and convince me that these weapons came from christian house because i heard that Christians was responsible on boko haram killings,boyy! i have to keep my eyes on this earth without blinking.............

the previous successors should be blamed for this and should be called upon for interrogations on why the school is been found in it's present state. The current successor should also start working on this with immediate effect.

i am sorry...you can only get the result checker in the school. it goes for 500 naira. beware of fraudulent student who will try to sell to you at 700 naira. i might be heading to the school on Monday. not sure yet. Hook me up on 08062588499 by monday to know if i can be of assistance. take care.

lathyph: Where can sm1 get d result checker aside 4rm bursary cos my boi is bleeping off.......

what help do you need my dear?

saliuoladipupo: i need help on my putme yaba tech

i scored 56 in the post utme and 247 in utme, i applied for food tech. what's my chance of gaining admission into the school? please share your results so we can have a hint on what the admission will look like. dont feel bad no matter how low your score is. its all for the best and no one can tell what god has in store. one love to all aspirants.


(moderators) will like this to make the front page so all my yaba pals can see.

EyesWideOpen: That headline is grossly misleading!
I deducted from the story, as would any reader, I assume, that the LASTMA official wasn't chasing the driver, he was standing by the road and the bus came from behind him.
Why must you mislead people Haba!
Mutane irinka matsala ne ga aikin jarida, 'people like you are a problem to journalism!'

i hate stories like this. this is a very bad and misleading report. this is a blow to journalism.

one thin all guys should try to attain in life is a standard education up to higher level. if this is achieved, then no guy would ever be intimidated by a lady with ride. infact, the lady would mean absolutely nothing to the guy.

those bastards should be killed but before their execution, they should be interogated to know their head.

and how is this a story to us? what's our business with it

i have read all the comments so far on this issue and nobody seems to be wise enought o hit the nail on the head. the only time you can be called a man is when you hammar enough money. I mean money is something that can change the world. with money, the thinking of a 10 yr old boy will drastically change in no time. the way he conducts himself will also change. he can even date girls older than him.

you can give me your jamb registration number if you will like me to check for you.
moderators please help me move this to the front page.

thanks for the info. God bless.

obabila: It can never b cbt,if it would b they wouldn't have asked u to come with original hb pencil and erazer,in addition,they will not use just 2 days for d exam,they set their questions based on english and 2 of ur core subject in jamb.as at last year,they don't even use type,they just set same questions for everybody writing same course

the best nigerians can do is to stop going to church. what borders me the most is that no matter how hard one tries to make people see the light, some fools will still object. people should stop going to church and marry their bible. that's all they need to progress. the bible says it all and you dont need a holy spirit to translate any thing to you. if you understand simple english then you will understand whatever the bible is saying. the 10% of your earnings that is supposed to be paid as tithe should be giving to the poor and needy amongs others. Never pay your tithe to any church as you cant even tell where the money is going to. one thing you must know...if you give you tithe to the needy, You have paid your tithe in that form as you have obeyed Gods will. If God were to collect the tithe by himself, dont you think he would give it to the poor in need. think about it. If Nigerians can think and see things from this perspective, Nigeria would be a better place. The poor have to stop making the rich richer while they get poorer.

does any one have an idea on how yabatech conduct their post utme? is it an electronic exam or ? how many questions does yabatech set in all? please anyone with a useful information should help by commenting.

why are you all complaining? This is not an issue at all. Ghana is nothing compared to Nigeria. if they ban nigerians and deport them, then we can also ban and deport them. we dont need them and we have never needed them. we can also ban their fast growing movies here in Nigeria. We dont want to see any ghanian at all in this country. we dont want them to collaborate with us in movies. It's as simple as ABC. Nigerians should stop complaining.

parents are not supposed to be blamed. you all should put the blame on the society. the parents have to clear bills. the whole problem lies on the society and a very week governing policy. Our Governments are a bunch of trash.

and what is wrong with beans and garri? its high time nigerians stop forming. haba. you were served beans and garri and you are posting a complaint here. beans is a very good food and if you dont like it, you can go get something else for yourself. mtcheeeeeeew....rubish.

infos like this requires pics as proofs

she looks cool. and the fashion is good.

when obasanjo, yar adua and the others were there, did you say this? idiot

cyril83: I have said this times withou numba,this inhuman,drunk GEJ is nothing but a useless tyrant,the simple meaning of his action is that nobody on earth can question his authority or movement,what a shame nigeria is still under military rule

if we negotiate with the terrorist, then this is not a country at all and it will be better if we had no leader, armed forces and so on. i know from the very begining that this is a political thing and the muslims are not to be blamed. God will surely punish all the so called leaders in Nigeria. someone has publicly announced that he knows the leaders of the bokoharamites and wants to dialogue with them. i support gej......but now i think he is a fool for allowing this to happen to this extent. if this man knows them, then let him tell the security agents who they are and how they can be apprehended. when they are apprehended, then everything has been made easy. the man must also be questioned on how he got to know them. infact i am tired of talking about this country.

you are a maths guru. thats the answer i have been waiting for. if you want to know maths, you have to build from grass root. but it's never too late. with hard work and seriousness you can get along. you can contact me on facebook. we can interact through chat. look me up ( stanley alvez) on facebook. i can be of assistance on the topics you find difficult.

greall1: Math its kind of suject have to build with personal intrest from grass root of education
Before understand it.

are you a fool? his predictions are meaningless. I am sure God is not ready for meaningless predictions. God is a glory hungry God. if tb is a man of God, he will predict where the boko haramites are to save the countrys current situation and not all these rubish like predicting when the sun will shine, when the moon will be out and other rubish. do you think if he predicts where these boko haramites are and how we can get them, a whole lot of lives will not be converted in nigeria. get wise nigerians and stop killing yourself of lack of wisdom. infact that man is of the kingdom of hell. what rubish.

CHIDI EJIOGU: PLS DO NOT TEMPT GOD.
T.B JOSHUA IS A MAN OF GOD AND HE CONTINUES TO PROVE IT.
EVERY WORD THAT HAS COME FROM HIM HAS COME TO PASS.

these people are brainless. they know the situation on ground and they are acting like a bunch of fools. infact i have every reason to believe they are not educated at all. infact if they have my kind of thinking, boko haram is rubish and can simply be defined as trash. why cant they leave each corp member to serve in his/her own state for the time being. they should also enforce security men to go arround the affected states without uniform in order to monitor movement. simple thing that needs to be done. infact.... Nigeria is a trash.

what makes spain the better side over italy?

chic2pimp: What a dumb question to ask.

Football is a Team Sport not an Individual sport.......And Spain are simply the better side of the two

dont mind that guy...he is an idiot. who is balotelli? and it seems the guy doesnt watch football at all. i will name my first son after iniesta coz the guy is too much. i mean his style of play is just too fantastic.

revomind: Iniesta deserved it. If you watched Spain, you could see that he was consistent from game 1 to the final. Always among the 2 or 3 most dangerous Spanish players on the field. You mentioned Balotelli and I have to disagree with you. If Balotelli should be considered, why not Mesut Ozil, Cesc Fabregas, Ronaldo, Moutinho?

why should it be pirlo? pirlo is not even up to 1/4 of iniesta. you are talking rubish.

pro01: Should have been Pirlo