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BruncleZuma:
Some like whom?

[img]https://media./images/abdab7795eb971045fbee18a76128820/tenor.gif[/img]

He should come and list them o. But,I suspect Osho and Tinubu to be among the first 10persons on the list Dino the NollyWood Actor,Weldon..

MannieA:
Cool
Mine is April 8th

Birthday mate.. What's up?

Law enforcement agency ko, Law breaking agency ni...
A.K.A
Human right violators agency..

TomMary:
If this is true then this girl is mad for demanding just 40M instead of 80M

No be only 80M madam She should take the whole 100M ,not just 80M only. . As far as I'm concerned, she doesn't deserve anything above 1M out of the 100M,and that's if I was in a good mood o.. But if I wasn't in good mood,then i will just give her back the 10k..

Akinbahm:
Mr Advicer leave him why are u denying nature of it work?

Let experience teach him lesson to aid him in his next relationship...

I'm just being my brother's goal keeper.. No vex my brother...

NeedAdvice00:
Love is bad

Love hurts


I hate love


Love is foolish

Love is wicked



Just leave me alone.

I wish I can just format a particular part of my brain. Relationship is not what I thought. It's punishment. Wicked thing. Rubbish.


Love has hurt me more than anything

Las las you go dey alright.. This time will pass.. Receive power to be strong emotionally.. Take it... Usher please stay at his back..

She told you she is a Virgin and you believed her ,after two bad relationships ?? Next thing she will tell you is no sex till you marry her. She will be messing around,and you will think you're dating a virgin. Don't let nobody scam you.. Be wise!

Now,you love her more than she loves you.. She will forever capitalise on that to make a fool of you.. Marry a woman that loves you more.. Seems this is gonna be your first relationship or probably you're a very nice guy..

And una never beat am make he dey cry? Out of 14million,just 2million left.. Thunder need fire this boy..

Miracle7998:
Hmm bro do u suggest I move on and forget about her as for sex we don't do it

You this boy,so you're still asking??

And ordinary malaria is still killing people where you are

Viking007:
God bless you too.

Amen..

If Crystalboss could sit on alabi's face during weekdays like this.. On weekend na better hardcore alabi go collect from am be that. I love the way everybody embraced this success.. If we can stop the insults and focus on this Vikings007 10odds plan very well.. Everybody go cashout millions in no time.. God bless everybody on this thread.. Crystalboss i know say one day you go carry Grammy for alabi head,even though say you no dey sing . Keep it up bro.. God bless Crystalboss,Vikings007 .God bless everybody on this thread ..

Op until you understand the fact that there is no woman or girl that truly love you ,except your mum,you will always experience such dramas .... Bleep Love..

Before the person will call those numbers he will be a dead man with cut to size by his side.. Sars will tell you he was an armed robber or the popular one they always say.."accidental discharge"

Soldiers are not to interfere in civil matter,but what do we see these days? Soldiers are just like Police these days,and soon they will loose their respect like the NPF.. Sars stop you ,then you want dey quote law.. I hear you well well or maybe the Sars in your state obeys the law.. The Sars here ,I mean where I stay are law breakers..
Abeg e.. Make we forget naija Jare... If you get another story,make we hear am biko..

fairfora:
I got married to my wife in her 30s. Stop giving yourself unnecessary headache. Be confident and focus on your career. It would surely happen someday . I have a female friend who is 37 years old. She is getting married in March. She did her traditional last month. Her husband-to-be is 40 years old and has never married before.

Hmmmm This one weak me small,but its all about different destinies anyways.. Its not actually how far,but how well.. Op your partner will come,but I hope you are not the one driving him away ?.. He mustn't be super rich o,because this mindset makes some girls single till 80.. So,please don't rush,just keep praying and he will come soon..

vincentjk:
A local hoe she is. She didn't know of any vagina tightening drugs to use rather than exposing her family

Being too local sometimes is bad

My brother,some are too wide to the extent that only stitching or sewing it will close it up.. Tightener will tight,e go still loose.. If you see wetin some girls dey use their body do all because they want money these days,you go fear.. To start genuine business and make profit hard them like rock,but when it comes to hoeing around,e no dey hard them do..
Where single virgin guys go see virgin wives marry ,me no know o..

Girls wen no wan stay one place go hear am later.. Meanwhile that name looks familiar..

Boys planning to marry should learn from this.. Don't go spending millions marrying trash ...

Girls with wide express road should quote me pls.. And guys that are senseless can also quote me,to argue with their father.. You do olosho work finish retire ,and you want make person come carry wetin go swallow am put for hux? Oya Edeki and Co come marry na.. Nonsense!

Mumu Son of a Stupid Mother.. Train a child in the way that is right,instead his mother trained this one to become a fraudster and she became his picker /investor

He is still walking with his hand in his pocket,instead of him to be crying and rolling on the floor.. ..

With his long bear bear..

https://www.nairaland.com/5653875/man-strips-naked-bet9ja-shop

Una brother wan mad o.. Alabi wicked ,no be small..

Man utd wicked o... D guy be don plan to flex money o.. Try again later Oga..


Wahala dey o..

Ttrrffyyghuuh:
Truth is Nigeria is full of mad people

Nairaland is more or less a social network for the mentally deformed especially the romance and politics sections

It’s a place where mad people connect and get to know each other, that’s why, for silent readers like us it can be addictive just reading funny and outrightly ridiculous comments

You're very funny.. LWKMD

Mescana22:
Bro i know you still Love her, You just have to move on and forget her, i am on the same Table,My babe family is arranging a Dubai husband for her, and she jus told me, crazy part is that she said her pastor abi prophet told her that Dubai guy is her husband she should forget about me, we have dated 5 years since 100 level 2012, but she dont wanna let go , funny thing is that she has never met the dubai guy face to face, he met her on facebook, and the guy man said he is a petro chemical enginerr over there and planing to come marry her and take her to dubai with him bla bla bla, i am just watching dem and i have moved on though she still call and text, i have refused to see her for 6 months now, make i focus, iwill be 28 in three years time and i will get married at 28. so i have to hustle like mad ooo withing three years without relationship worries, she just wont llet me be, confused 23 years old gal.

Bro just hustle and be successful. Let her go and meet her Dubai husband. Petro chemical engineer ni , Use and Dump engineer kor.... Girls will always be girls.. Your ex failed to understand the fact,that all that glitters is not gold... Mr OP ,I will advice you to avoid that bitch ,someone called wife o... Because I don't understand why a so called married woman will still be communicating with her ex.. You might not only be the ex ,she is talking to.. Okafor's law will settle your case,if you should try it.. So my guy be very careful..

kingxsamz:
Crap!
Very stale point.
The white man came into our land, destroyed our shrines, went into 'evil or forbidden forests' and mounted churches there. Did anyone run mad?

White men came and took our brothers into slavery, yet no charms were able to stop them from evading our lands.
So, what's your point?

My point is you go try it first.. Then you can then come back here and prove me wrong..

nairalee:
If juju is real as many Nigerians believe and coupled with the numerous diabolic people and their claims, why can't they use it to destroy Boko Haram once and for all?

Why can't all the juju men collaborate together and concoct a ballistic juju and fire Boko Haram wherever they are once and far all?

Till this is done let them all shove their claims and beliefs in their back pockets cos I ain't buying

If u hear where juju man dey.. Go meet any string juju man and tell am say his juju is fake and you can destroy his shrine and nothing will happen.. . Start scattering the shrine right there,and watch if you no go mad comot there.. Them never nack this one jazz

ruggedtimi:
g gang

You too na G boy? Na you dem go catch next..

As them many reach,them no fit kill all those thieves called Efcc... This boys disappoint me.. DSS,Sars and Efcc ,I no even know d one wen worst pass... Thieves arresting thieves..

rheether:
8Pm today, I will be ending it all.


Alabi has really dealt with me. I have failed everybody, my family, friends and all those who belived in me.

Please, it time we all call this a quit.

LWKD

Koolking:
You people have started again with your fake news because PDP lost at the Supreme Court in IMO State

Are you trying to say that Boko haram boys aren't killing our soldiers? When una go get sense sef??

yehmy:
Na so one uber guy msg me that time oo, bcuz i play go uber thread

Wahala dey o

Viking007:
On a male dominated thread, the easiest way to get attention is using an F moniker. I have seen lots of different dudes complain of not getting any response to their questions. But with an F, you will get dudes queuing up to respond. Even Yehmy was once using an F.

Then I thought Yehmy was girl o.. It was later on,that I discovered he was one big son of the soil...

Longman180:
beautiful couples

You think say I no sabi spell am abi ,Mr.English Master? See you..

Beautiful cope pose

See as the under of d woman leg blike back of pot,when them use charcoal burn...

Let me come and be going.. No time to check time...