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EducationRe: 'Don't Follow Me If You Believe Don Davis' Mother' - Reno Omokri Defends Kumuyi by doubleportion: 9:27pm On Jan 06, 2021
Ok
PhonesRe: Linking NIN To SIM: Matters Arising by doubleportion: 8:29pm On Jan 06, 2021
The so called app is giving error messages after putting NIN numbers
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike: 'Visit Your Wife’s Office, See If Your Kids Resemble Any Co-Worker' by doubleportion: 10:50am On Jan 06, 2021
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
Fact

Infact always be sure by yourself that you children really looks like you or your wife,

I don't really trust those that will say
"This my son just left me an my husband, and went an carried the facial looks of my grandfather" (these statement should be investigated!)
I dem look like your wife they no fit be someone's else?
PoliticsRe: We Will Deliver On Our Manifesto In 2021 – APC Governors by doubleportion: 11:13am On Jan 02, 2021
Do you think they are afraid of your protests? The only thing politicians afraid is your electoral value, and majority of elite and educated are guilty of this, which has placed Almajiris more valuable than you. You can only come on social media to rant,shout as usual, until you do the needful, things will continue like this.
PhonesRe: How To Link Your NIN With Airtel, MTN, Glo And 9mobile Simcards (UPDATED!!) by doubleportion: 6:41pm On Dec 27, 2020
The Glo network is the most terrible in the whole universe
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Shares Lovely Christmas Pictures by doubleportion: 7:54pm On Dec 25, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright....

Son...be careful of what you wish for
I remember my grandfather will always say to me son...
The body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul
And purgatory for the wallet
I thought he was done then he called me again and said son....
Be careful on the type of woman you chase..always chose those ones with big boobs....you know why son?
Because women with big breast are soft hearted, kind hearted, friendly and they have a heart of gold
But you see those ones with small small breast like oranges...avoid them son because they have a heart of stone and are very stubborn and wicked
He probably must be a scientist, sampling here and there grin
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For December 23 2020 In Nigeria by doubleportion: 7:18am On Dec 24, 2020
AsiwajuAsatheo:
How do they come up with these numbers?

Cos I'm sure they dont test up to 1000 this days
They even got me confused with the stand of Yahata Bello, Kogi State gov, closer to Abuja,Kaduna yet have a zero case!
FoodRe: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by doubleportion: 7:15pm On Dec 19, 2020
Preciousgirl:
This is what we Ghanaians call lunch

Fufu with chicken like soup

3y3 d3 ankasa

This lunch can fix any marital problem grin



Egya Alatafo) Yi egyimi grin grin
Op it's not "like" soup it's "light" soup!
It's more or less pounded cassava, because the cassava is cooked like yam and pounded, IL makes it less starchy unlike our fermented fufu!
It got me irritated on my first arrival but once get used to it I can let go.
Science/TechnologyRe: Fisherman Discovers Rare Nine-legged Octopus After He Boiled It For Dinner (pix) by doubleportion: 6:42am On Dec 03, 2020
DeeStarks:
cheesy Our brothers from another mother
As we take dey chop snake for here, naso Asians too fit chop anything wey look like dinner.
Enjoy life while it lasts my brother
The octopus meat is tissue like snail, but is overrated, isn't that delicious like snails
SportsRe: Help: How Can I Quit Gambling? by doubleportion:
KhalifaJnr:
Good day Nlers,

I don't know how to start my story sad it's so bad that I am ashamed of putting it down in writing embarassed
I had a business worth 1m, was doing great until my closed friend introduced me to betting - that was the downfall of my career...betting made me a begger. I staked 200k on "sure" 5 odds but it went to shred, tried recovering; staked 500k - same story sad

I was depressed, could not eat, started going to different websites and forecasting games, but same problem - lose embarassed
I sold my car, used the money to gamble, won 400k, d nxt day I loss 600k.

Yesterday I staked 200k on 3 matches ; Juventus, Dortmund and Real madrid...everything red. I'm tired. I wanna quit.

Bash and insult me, no p. I need advice(s) please.
Now let me help you with two scriptures that holy spirit used to stop me from ever involved in it not knowing that I will find myself in environment where everyone is doing it

Work with your hands so you can be able to give to those that don't have Ephesians 4:28

It's the blessing of God that maketh rich without adding any sorrow. Prov10:22
CelebritiesRe: Lady Screams As Wizkid Follows Her On Instagram (Photos, Video) by doubleportion: 6:49pm On Nov 02, 2020
saaphiere:
Hmm.
God I don't need this kind of achievement. I need a God-fearing husband, respectful kids, friendly in-laws, academic and career success, a peaceful home.
I could be an answer to one of your request grin am telling you!
PoliticsRe: WTO: FG Moves To Counter US Position On Okonjo-iweala by doubleportion: 4:57pm On Oct 29, 2020
benuejosh:
Congratulations Dr. Ngozi.

Benue people making Nigeria proud everyday and everywhere.

Nobody should quote me. I am having cold.
Lol! I quote you because your cold is already catching me too!
PhonesRe: Who Else Noticed Change Of Time On Your Phone? by doubleportion: 3:36pm On Oct 26, 2020
CokeBar:
I think GLO caused it... it became 9-12 minutes faster...
Mine was 6:12pm yesterday evening!
CelebritiesRe: "Life Is Packaging" See 7 Photos Of Celebrities Without Makeup. by doubleportion(op): 6:20pm On Oct 25, 2020
#7. Yemi Alade

CelebritiesRe: "Life Is Packaging" See 7 Photos Of Celebrities Without Makeup. by doubleportion(op): 6:19pm On Oct 25, 2020
#6. Funke Akindele

CelebritiesRe: "Life Is Packaging" See 7 Photos Of Celebrities Without Makeup. by doubleportion(op): 6:18pm On Oct 25, 2020
#5. Tonto dike

CelebritiesRe: "Life Is Packaging" See 7 Photos Of Celebrities Without Makeup. by doubleportion(op): 6:17pm On Oct 25, 2020
#4. Ini Edo

CelebritiesRe: "Life Is Packaging" See 7 Photos Of Celebrities Without Makeup. by doubleportion(op): 6:15pm On Oct 25, 2020
#3 Waje

Celebrities"Life Is Packaging" See 7 Photos Of Celebrities Without Makeup. by doubleportion(op): 6:10pm On Oct 25, 2020
The standard of this modern world has made beauty enhancement products a necessity for some ladies to the extent they feel shy and depressed when they step out of the house without it
Fans of celebrities have grown so used to their makeup faces that they do not recognize them when they go off without their makeup because of the image fans have portrayed in their minds about a certain celebrity.

https://www.ghgossip.com/life-is-packaging-see-7-photos-of-nollywood-actresses-without-makeup/

#1. Mercy Johnson

#2 Anita Joseph

PoliticsRe: John Enenche: Lekki Shooting Videos Were Photoshopped - Army Spokesman by doubleportion: 4:49pm On Oct 22, 2020
Miracle2020:
the moment I saw the video I said it was a fake video. If you watch that video you will see that the people are not even running.
Curfew are to commence by 9pm shooting started by 7pm
PoliticsRe: Rihanna Reacts To Lekki Shootings, voices support for ENDSARS by doubleportion: 6:16am On Oct 21, 2020
The people are protesting unprofessional way security agents are handling matters they are proofing them right further, whatever happened to water cannons and rubber bullets?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu & EndSARS: History Will Be Kind To This Woman In End SARS Campaign by doubleportion: 9:16am On Oct 12, 2020
Is she from Afghanistan?
Christianity EtcRe: Please Help!! How Do I Genuinely Give My Life To Christ? by doubleportion: 5:59am On Oct 12, 2020
Exmilitant:
you don't only differentiate good money from bad money by holding both in your hands. You can also do that by studying the qualities and characteristics of good money and you can become an expert in detecting fake and real money at a glance with this method. I told you in my first mention to make a wide research on the man Jesus, his philosophy, mode of living, working, talking, teachings, eating and dealings with fellow humans. I will tell you about spiritual powers privately, and why Jesus should be embraced immediately! Its not easy though, but you can!
Any research that is not spirit induced is dangerous and can lead one astray if care is not taking, when you come to Christ you do so by empty yourself so that He can fill you, and whatever He teaches you can be witnessed in the words. So I don't engage in any research without Him. In my early days of my Christianity I read Bible and other annoited books but most of the time now He teaches me on His own. Therefore I implore you to humble yourself before Him so that He can impact on you knownedge that transcends human understanding.
Christianity EtcRe: Please Help!! How Do I Genuinely Give My Life To Christ? by doubleportion: 5:24pm On Oct 11, 2020
Exmilitant:
Nah, you will only be fed with dogmas, bias and will emerge a sentimental person if you gather with them religious folks nothing there! Now how hard is it to grow enlighten on your own?
Ok! I get you! Before you will be able to do right judgement and sieve good from bad knowledge, you still need to know everything, before you get to that level of maturity. I perfectly understand where you're coming from, just don't know whether you get my points.
Christianity EtcRe: Please Help!! How Do I Genuinely Give My Life To Christ? by doubleportion: 10:48am On Oct 11, 2020
Exmilitant:
Just study the life of christ, read widely and make extensive research about him. Follow his teachings as summed up in Matt chapt 5 to chapt 7. Jesus did not do church or religion. Those were the apostle paul's invention. Jesus's teachings is the way to life.
Though I didn't dispute your assertion about church,yet church is a place where we draw spiritual strength, all the five fold ministry involving gathering of people for the purpose of the strong bearing the weak. Most especially a new born in Christ needs the milk of the word before he/she can stand on his/her own.
TV/MoviesRe: 10 Memorable Nigerian TV Characters Of The 80s & 90s by doubleportion: 5:21pm On Sep 23, 2020
post=94223947:
Wow! shocked

The Good ol' days.

Reminiscent time.........


Memories running down...........


We will always remember this line from Checkmate till the end of time,
(between a father at the balcony looking at his daughter swimming in the pool below......)

"Kofoworola Baker, are you having fun down there?

Yes Daddy, wanna join me?

No Princess,

Anything you say Daddy...........Love you!!
"

Awwwwww, memories are made of this!! kiss kiss kiss

Zebrudaya, Alias 4.30 just came to mind rn also.
Wow!
Simply wow!
Gone are those days,
When men were boys,
When women were girls,
And when virginity was...........sweet! cool
I think kofoworola Baker is in PALACE
BusinessRe: Scrap Metal Buyers And Sellers by doubleportion: 10:11pm On Sep 07, 2020
Samproco:
These are the pictures.. please tell me around what they’re worth all together. So that I would not be cheated. And so that I won’t fix it at unreasonable prices.
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Examine the tyre rim, if it's good and it has not corroded beyond usage, it worth up to 1000, you can separate it from the rest,every other remaining scraps may not worth more than 1000
BusinessRe: Scrap Metal Buyers And Sellers by doubleportion: 9:57pm On Sep 07, 2020
Samproco:
These are the pictures.. please tell me around what they’re worth all together. So that I would not be cheated. And so that I won’t fix it at unreasonable prices.
Those fans has coils inside and the coil is made up of copper which is more valuable than those ordinary steel and attract more cash than the remaining scraps.

So separate those fans (not the blade)
Tell him you are selling each fan for 1500, you can agree for 1200 after negotiation

Let him know that you aware that it's copper that is inside and it's more valuable than the rest

You can even tell him that someone else is interested
EducationRe: How To Prepare A Lesson Plan by doubleportion: 2:55pm On Sep 04, 2020
RioCarputo:
Which school did you graduated from?. I'm not here to demean you in any form either.

But as a UI graduate and in accordance to my undergraduate experiences which spans 6years plus,i can write out a good lesson note sample for you here. see below.

NAME OF SCHOOL : Francesco high school, UI Ibadan.

CLASS : SSS 1A.

SUBJECT : Biology.

TOPIC : Respiratory system.

SUB-TOPICS : Meaning of Respiratory system, Types of Respiratory system, explanation of the types of Respiratory system.

DATE : September 4th 2020.


LESSON.

1. MEANING OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the meaning and explanation of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub -topic.


2. TYPES OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You list the types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


3. EXPLANATIONS OF THE TYPES OF
RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the explanations of the various types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


4. REFERENCES :
Under this, you write the textbook you're making use of, it's author or authors and the year it was published. that's all.

@OP, this is how your lesson notes should look like. hope you find this helpfull.
You tried! But what about assignment, evaluation and conclusion?
HealthRe: Understanding Cataracts: Causes, Signs, Prevention And Treatment by doubleportion: 6:37pm On Aug 23, 2020
Edunews:
There is something in your environment that you are allergic to.

That is known as allergic conjuctivitis, i would likely be writing on that condition tomorrow.
Ok
HealthRe: Understanding Cataracts: Causes, Signs, Prevention And Treatment by doubleportion: 2:00pm On Aug 23, 2020
Edunews:
You can ask any questions you might have about the disease, and I'd try to answer as much as I can
Good! What about itching eyes that makes water to come out from somebody eyes?

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