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"Ehen Junior,u don't want to know oo! I just got unnecessarily spoilt! I would ask ur daddy to help me do tins I sld normally do! There was a particular day we were both watching a movie and d remote was on the chair between us! And I was like, "baby, please pass the remote!". He just stood up and went to the room!
Some other day, I told your daddy I wanted to eat pounded yam and egusi soup! After he finished cooking and served the food, I perceived the soup from the next neighbor's house and I just left and went there to eat their food!"

Good day beautiful people! Merry christmas and I wish u a prosperous new year in advance! I also pray May meets us in good health and plenty plenty money! Lol! Av a great day y'all!

sparkleRed:
Ahahah u just indirectly proved I'm right ooh

LOL...It just means we don't take shit!

olatunji390:
Greatest lasuite.
Communication student

Of the greatest! How ur side sir?

sabiguy:
Small pikin dey worry una two. The one wey dey talk rubbish and the one wey get time to reply rubbish. Make una kontinu. Abeg na who know when Jonathan and patience dey pack comot for aso villa?

Eya...see who big pikin dey worry! LOL

Claroo:
D guy has issues jare......free him

tanx fam!

Taeewo:
Av said my own if u like kill urself..am nt just meeting lasuite,even last 2 weeks,i stil met dem at lagos schorlarship office wen i went to collect my bursary..see d way dey r gabbing,behaving like an hoodlum,dey no nothing dan only bosting dat am from Lasu...

Mehn...u've got issues oo!!! Stop disgracing yoursel! You can't even speak simple and correct english or even the appropriate punctuation! 'An hoodlum', 'bosting'...what's that now! Ur head is dead nigga! Go back to school for another 4 years! Do your people some good!

Taeewo:
U wil never see Lasu in a place like dis,go to where trouble is or where dey wil appear physically bosting..a skul full of tout.

Wow...the devil is a liar!
Actually,I refrain from getting personal on platforms like dis! But mr man, you absolutely don't belong on this thread! Cos I don't tink u attended any tertiary institution. That was the most stupid thing to say! Don't u think before u talk? U could have done yourself a favor by just keeping quiet! Lagos State University is one of the best in the country, and Africa by extension (There is a search engine called 'google' to confirm that). You are a disgrace to Nigerian students! I'm pretty sure you just wanted to be relevant but ended up saying thrash...eya,pele! That is why u're always advised to face ur studies and improve the way you think while in school! Dumb mofo...
Abeg, for your sake, please, think before you talk! Stop digracing your parents name and stop making it obvious money was wasted on you!

Wey my LASU people sef? Dem suppose don show!

hilsocial:
NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2015
Batch A
S/NO
Event
Date
1
2015 Batch A pre-mobilization workshop.
17th - 19th December,2014
2
Briefing/Sensitization of final year students
and prospective corps members.
19th - 23rd January, 2015
3
Display of list of all approved programmes
for institutions on NYSC portal for cross
checking
1st - 15th February, 2015
4
Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic
Board Approved Result and Revalidation
Lists by CPIs
16th - 21st February, 2015
5
On-line Registration by Foreign and Locally
trained Nigerian Graduates
2nd March - 4th April, 2015
6
Notification to prospective Corps Members
on their mobilization status
13th - 14th April, 2015
7
Delivery of print-outs to CPIS.
15th - 17th April, 2015
8
Verification of Complaints from prospective
Corps Members in all NYSC state
secretariats/FCT
17th - 18th April, 2015
9
Submission of Marital/Ill-health cases by
CPIs.
20th - 22nd April, 2015
10
Notification for on-line printing of call-up
letters
27th April, 2015
11
Delivery of call-up letters to CPIs
27th - 29th April, 2015
12
On-line printing of call-up letters by
Prospective Corps Members/Collection of
call-up letters in the schools
27th April - 4th May, 2015
13
2015 Batch A Orientation Course
5th - 26th May, 2015

At long last...All will be well!

ABDamola:
An email sent 4rm one of d NYSC branches I mailed!
Any tin s possible as it s stil tentative date! I hope NYSC changes dia mind!

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Ahan baby, wrong thread! This niggas here are waiting for some other thing!
God bless your hustle tho!

ABDamola:
Attached below is anoda grabbed picture of an email sent in by one NYSC branch office!
Posted earlier was 4 d Enugu NYSC branch!
Yet sodiqyinka s stickin 2 his gun abt ds timetable dt it s May! Sodiqyinka cn u pls show us sum evidences 2 contradict ds NYSC office mails?

I think it is important to note here that Sodiyinka didn't start the 'May' rumor! He just said he got the information from someone!
That being said, we should all just wait till the timetable is out. All is well!

oche123:
men issue me ok, u cant contribute n d little i gave ,u wont appreci8

Oga,calm down! the guy was only trying to be funny! I'm sure he didn't mean to insult u or anytin! U can like to quickly press P o! Oya, no vex!

Niggas choosing to believe a brother over NYSC statement! That's trust! #Sodiqyinka for president!

johndanny:
It will be very difficult, do u know d number of corps members each institution do produce? As a result of d crowd brought d introduction of stream 2.... So it will very difult holding 2 batches in a year

That's prolly somtin people don't get! I'm sure NYSC make their plans for each batch in advance! So dey can't just come up now and say they'll be holding two batches in a year! The 3 dey hold already isn't even enough!

Moreover, CPI's av already started mobilizing prospective corp members for Match 2015.
We should also consider the fact that the last ASUU strike crippled academic activities for months, thereby making these schools rush up their calendar! My point, In some schools,they still have outstanding prospective corp members from last year and this year! With the ones coming in next year, it is foolish and would be stressful on the part of NYSC to squeeze all of 'em into 2 batches next year!
This thing is just common sense!

Claroo:
Even if I provide Evidence for Mr B claim,u won't still believe till timetable is out
Timetable go comot hopefully dis comin wk

No p na! We dey wait! March or May, all is well!

Claroo:
Easy broda,there ar some info dat are privilege Info. We don't knw who is who on d is forum,and u don't expect em to spit it out just like dat. If u want facts,send him a PM
FYI......Sodiqyinka is a very very reliable source

My oga,
Mr A claims he saw the time table and got the info from his dad...service starts March!
Mr B claims he got the info abt the time table with a from a very reliable source that can't be wrong...service starts May!

Both of these guys av stuck to their stories without any evidence! U don't expect me to believe any of d above...especially when NYSC hasn't released an official statement to that effect!

Like I said, everyone can air their opinion(s) but the most important thing is to wait for the official time table! Shikena!

idee91:
At least you have screen shots.
Not for somebody to just come and be telling us "somebody that can not be wrong told him camp is may"
Tenks obgbeni. Make he be March o

Abi oo my brother! Everybody wants to av an opinion! Abeg,if u want to say anytin abt dis issue,back it up with ur evidence(s)! Not someone seeing the time table with his dad or someone hearing from 'the person that can't be wrong'! (By the way,the person that can't be wrong is God o!)

ABDamola:
Ds s a news we shud all b apy abt!
Sent an email 2 like 10branches of NYSC yesterday and d grabbed picture below was d reply Enugu NYSC branch gave me ds mawnin

God bless u bro! Dats ow to react to a news! Saying trash and constituting a nuisance in public isn't the way to go!

I'm actually in a situation here! I was posted to Niger state but deferred! I've been told that I have to fill a revalidation form online when registration opens for 2015 Batch A.
My question is if I'll still be posted to Niger state or to another state!
Thanks.

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Africa is once again
excited about the
fact that you have
decided to maintain our
only slot in your
numerous award
categories Best
International Act
(Africa).
Though we wish we
had more than one
category as we have
far number of black
people on our
continent than America or Europe, we still think
half a loaf is better than none.
I am not sure if the meaning of BET-Black
Entertainment Television has changed yet. If it
has not, wont it be prudent to make sure you
embrace the continent with the highest
number of black people?
Oh no! I just remembered You are business and
you are more interested in profit than anything
else
Since African-Americans pose to have
greater purchasing power than those of us
down here in Africa, I guess you will continue to
fill them up in all the categoriesand just sprinkle
us over things so to create that sort of
disproportionate sense of balance Right?
Anyway, what will happen if you give the only
category you have assigned to us a stage
presentation during this years award
ceremony?
Look, we may not have electricity all the time
to watch television down here in Africa but
last year, most of us rushed to the homes of
the few people who could afford generators in
order to be able to watch our Africa brothers
walk up your stage to collect their plaques. But
you failed to even mention their names on
stage, let alone walk up there.
Even though we couldnt understand
the fast English your people kept speaking,
we endured the pain, hoping the sight of our
brothers who travelled all the way to your
far-away country would be worth the hustle.
Can you imagine how disappointed some of us
were when we could not see our brothers on
TV after walking nearly 2 miles just to have
access to a television?
Come on, you couldnt give the
whole continent of Africa just 2 minutes of
your air time?
As I intentionally mentioned above, Africa is a
continent and we will appreciate if you treat
Africa as such. The last time I confused a
Ghanaian for Nigerian, I nearly got a slap
We are not enemies but we are all unique in our
own ways. Why do you continue to give two
of our brothers the same award? Even if you
wanted to do this with us, why didnt you use
Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj for the pilot project?
Despite the fact that 10 of our beautiful
women can peacefully share one ugly man, we
like elitism and we would be grateful if you
appreciate our talents independently.
We love to brag and you are not making this
happen. How can Ghanaians show off and
make Nigerians feel small when you gave
Sarkodie and Wizkid the same award?
Did you think they were twins? One likes Eba
and the other loves Kenkey
If you do not give our talents the respect and
recognition they deserve on your main stage
this year, count us out of your subsequent
events.
We will just speak to our Chinese brothers
who are exploiting us down here to help us
start our own version of BET Awards, and we
will call it rBET Awards The r means REAL!
And you know how good these guys are!
I hope I will not have to write to you again next
year All the best and remember Africa is one
big continent, not a country.
Thank You.

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The purpose of the competition is basically †̥☺ identify,encourage A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ reward this students who are talented in this field! Also,it is meant to make these students believe more in their handiwork A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ have the believe dat they can make a living out of it,irrespective of what is happening in the labor market!
This ẃǎ̜̣̍§ actually what inspired me †̥☺ post this on this forum. Millions of graduates are unemployed A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ miserable today because they fully concentrated on getting a certificate A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ after graduation, no jobs! But if they had a handiwork that they believed in †̥☺ make a living from, the rate of unemployment won't be this high!
Also,this competition is a plus in itself! Before now,all we're aware of is tons A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ tons of entertainment competitions(music,etc) A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ even as at now,that industry is all choked up!Even your being talented doesn't guarantee U̶̲̥̅̊ an outright chance that you'll be successful! U̶̲̥̅̊'ll have †̥☺ work your ass off A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ know some important people that might give U̶̲̥̅̊ a chance before U̶̲̥̅̊ blow! Therefore, having a competition like this will only make the teeming young populace of this country †̥☺ have a rethink! They'll get paid A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ appreciated if they are focused on their education A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ are talented at the same time! Like I saw on the internet,ACADEMICS + TALENT=REWARD!
Finally, I urge all Nigerians †̥☺ appreciate projects like the CAMPUS HAIR STAR A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ also support it S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ as †̥☺ take the pressure off the labor market A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ also create a brighter future for the up A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ coming youths.
Thanks for your time!

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