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Romance / Re: What's Your Sincere Take On SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE? by Dovahkiin(m): 9:03am On Sep 19, 2013
i think its very necessary , you dont want to get married and find out there is a smell down there you cant cope with grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Cancelled My Friend's Wedding Because Of Premarital Sex. by Dovahkiin(m): 8:30am On Sep 19, 2013
fluid26:

I disagree. The pastor is wrong on this one. Does it mean the girl would never get married? Or perhaps, he expects them to go 'delete' the embryo and return for approval? Or he is hoping for a natural occurrence to 'reset' the anomaly...a miscarriage ? Blighted ovum? Pre-emclampsia? What exactly did he advise as solution to something he identified as a problem.

He claims to be serving Jesus, but he doesn't fully understand the circumstances surrounding the birth of his Christ. Mary was pregnant before marriage [the method of conception here is irrelevant]. She was rejected by society, yet she was eventually married to Joseph. Why? It was Joseph who had the final say, not the society, not the church leaders.

What if the said girl had told the pastor that her conception was immaculate (like Mary's)? What if it was through IVF or other proven non-sex-related method? Would the pastor react differently?

I hate pastors and their ridiculously low mental capacity. Even if he lacks knowledge, he should borrow some common sense from past events and save himself this embarrassment.

4llerbuntu:

the only thing apparent from your posts is an utter sense of self-righteousness and an idiotic appraisal of the word you claim to espouse.

i suppose you and your "church" are part of the "glorious church , not having spot or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish" ?

All good, but please enlighten us as to how you have managed to assemble a church of saints?

why do you evangelize and invite those "sinners" you sneer at to this your glorious church?

Do you also intend to compel these sinners to become saints by earthly fiat such as the one this pastor has done?
You stop people from pre marital sex by the sanction of not joining them together in marriage?

and you wonder why people are making these posts which you sneer at?

man, its either you lack the wisdom to share the gospel and be a shining light to the world or you are plain ignorant and deluded with your knowledge of crammed bible passages.


either way, folks like you make it easier for the devil to subdue the church. Examine your faith bro. You have it all wrong in important areas.

Romance / Re: What To Do For A Man's Birthday by Dovahkiin(m): 8:08am On Sep 19, 2013
paradoxqueen: His belts will be in a different measurement and Ihave no clue how to convert it to u.s. size

wrap his belt around ur waist and use that as a guide smiley
Romance / Re: What To Do For A Man's Birthday by Dovahkiin(m): 8:08am On Sep 19, 2013
ekt_bear: 1. Cook for him
2. Buy him some nice cologne, a scarf or a belt
3. F*** his brains out

We guys are so easy to please smiley
Education / Re: Nigerian Graduates With First Class From Nottingham Trent University by Dovahkiin(m): 3:15pm On Sep 18, 2013
yuzedo: sooooo wutappun?? angry angry angry






[size=5pt]On the real tho, we are our own enemies. We reinforce the stereotype that Africans are backward monkeys and all that rubbish who are intellectually stunted and so when they reach the pinnacle of endeavor it becomes an "ooh and aah" moment. I mean, why is it a big deal that a nigga graduated summa cum laude? Aren't we mentally equipped to do just that? Or is it an exclusive preserve of the Caucasians? Nna leave story abeg, this is some inferiority complex subconsciously playing out when we always trumpeting about some first class degree in one yeye community college. CONGRATS TO THE LAD AND HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY, FU CK NIGERIA, ITS NOT A COLLECTIVE GLORY BUT RATHER AN REMINDER-INDICTMENT ON THE NATION'S EDUCATION.[/size]

truuu
Romance / Re: What To Do For A Man's Birthday by Dovahkiin(m): 10:03am On Sep 18, 2013
^^ get one of his belts

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Celebrities / Re: BBA Winner Dillish Gets Brand New Car As Birthday Gift From Boo (photos) by Dovahkiin(m): 9:34am On Sep 18, 2013
i want her so badly , shes so hot .. nice ride tho
Romance / Re: She Has Given Me A 1 Month Ultimatum!! by Dovahkiin(m): 9:25am On Sep 18, 2013
travel to somalia then burn ur passport , by the time you get back here you will be fit
Romance / Re: What To Do For A Man's Birthday by Dovahkiin(m): 9:24am On Sep 18, 2013
cant go wrong with a nice belt or cologne , if he plays games gta v or preorder fifa 14 for him , you guys can go to six flags or somewhere like the zoo , get back home order chinese , watch a movie he likes , put on some sexy lingerie ....... knowumsayin
Romance / Re: Who's This Man??? by Dovahkiin(m): 9:13am On Sep 18, 2013
lmao dem shoes and socks tho....
Religion / Re: Woman Gets A Glimpse Of Hell After Suicide Attempt by Dovahkiin(m): 9:10am On Sep 18, 2013
Billyonaire: But I love Hell, and I prefer Hell to Heaven, both of which I know exist in religion fairy tales. I know for sure that strippers will be there, Musicians will be there, Liquor will be there, what more can I ask for ?

u shd try lighting urself on fire then going to a strip club , see how much you enjoy it then smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies Of Our Time! by Dovahkiin(m): 8:41am On Sep 18, 2013
talk2dre: Girls of today would never seize to amuse me. They hold the most expensive phones and because they know their worth, if you check the phones, its well covered with a phone-case. Check the screen, its well guarded with a screen guard. Check even the keys, they are well protected with a keypad-protector. And ironically, they walk the streets with their bodies well exposed. WHY

i like what i see bruh , dunno what ure complaining about smiley
Romance / Re: What's Your Sincere Take On SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE? by Dovahkiin(m): 8:36am On Sep 18, 2013
190: sex before marriage

very very necessary cheesy cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Look At What Miley "Twerk-it" Cyrus Tweeted And Deleted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Dovahkiin(m): 3:36pm On Sep 17, 2013
she never tweeted it , it is clearly photoshopped , @ anyone who actually believes this $hit
Celebrities / Re: The Striking Resemblance Between Funke Akindele And Taraji P. Henson. by Dovahkiin(m): 3:34pm On Sep 17, 2013
Op go and use eye drop then wear ur glasses back
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Toolz Backside (PHOTO) by Dovahkiin(m): 3:31pm On Sep 17, 2013
carzola: Wetin i wan use yanch do? Nigerians have gone mad... Whats with this big as$ policy that a woman must have!..

some ppl like ass and some ppl dont , why are you angry , abi shd we only like what you like?
Celebrities / Re: Toolz And Omotola Don't Have Hips, They Have Saddle Bags by Dovahkiin(m): 2:57pm On Sep 17, 2013
OP toolz and omosexy have actual hips , if you studied the pictures you posted , the diff shd be clear enough to you . you just sound like a hater smiley
Romance / Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by Dovahkiin(m): 1:21pm On Sep 17, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



[color=#000099]..u learnt about Canary wharf from Monopoly??

grin grin
Romance / Re: London Guys Or American Guys! by Dovahkiin(m): 10:23am On Sep 17, 2013
Morayo747: I sincerely hope you are joking mate..otherwise you are the most immature person I have ever come across. Look up the word humility in your dictionary..

Family / Re: Men And Toilet Etiquette by Dovahkiin(m): 9:15am On Sep 17, 2013
donigspain:

This breed of man makes up close to 80 percent of the world’s population. They consist of those who are ready to take a piss just about anywhere in public. They urinate directly on the DO NOT URINATE HERE signs, at least in Nigeria. The toilet seat, in their eyes, is a 50 pound weight that requires brute strength in lifting. These amateur artists will turn any white canvas into a bed of yellow poker dots. And if you expect them to clean up after themselves then please revert to the type of man (in bold) being analyzed in point ‘a’.

i regret nothing
Romance / Re: Please If My Gf Traveled To Ph And Slept With Other Men More Than 2... by Dovahkiin(m): 11:08am On Sep 16, 2013
28 demons? grin grin
Romance / Re: All Naija Babes Are Runs Girls. True Or False by Dovahkiin(m): 4:15pm On Sep 12, 2013
u no need ask us here , find out from ur sister , female cousins , aunts etc.. smiley
Romance / Re: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by Dovahkiin(m): 2:56pm On Sep 12, 2013
can this be real life? ... OP dump that local babe abeg ... why u go borrow money to please am? you are a mumu of the highest order OP ... ur post dey vex me no be small ... look at how she was because of ordinary phone smh ... you dont owe her anything and she is ungrateful. move on op undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Human Rights Activists Protesting In Lagos by Dovahkiin(m): 11:13am On Sep 12, 2013
>ASUU
>Burried

grin grin

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Romance / Re: A Date With No Benefit by Dovahkiin(m): 9:51am On Sep 12, 2013
DISTINCT89: presently as i say she n her bf are not so da in gud terms... She is searching for alternative... I swear am saying d fact

OP this is so bloody pathetic cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Dazzles In Red Outfit For Her Sugar 'n' Spice Interview by Dovahkiin(m): 8:24am On Sep 12, 2013
she has lost her looks sad
Romance / Re: . by Dovahkiin(m): 8:18am On Sep 12, 2013
pacer: on my last summer vacation to nigeria from Germany i stayed 2 weeks Owerri and 1 week uyo,and i must confess Nigeria is a replica of sodom and gomorrah,its unbelievable,
I bleeped even girls who had boyfriends and even married once,the married girls are the worst,come and see sucking and licking ,akwa ibom girls are the queens of bed end of story .one even spoke to her husband on the phone saying i love you.Owerri girls and akwa ibom girls need to learn to shave their hairy chest,Bottom and legs,and some even have this little chin hairs that was my only problem...
I want to know when did the decadence begin in nigeria,I know i'm guilty but not like them

stop being an autistic dumbfck OP , it happens everywhere . Ok we've seen you came from Germany and weve seen you bleeped girls when you came , now do you want a medal or something . They say empty barrels make the most noise , OP is living proof , sounding like mr cork on cocaine
Romance / Re: A Date With No Benefit by Dovahkiin(m): 8:13am On Sep 12, 2013
u shd try to stop being a mumu
Romance / Re: Why Didn't I Forgive Him ? by Dovahkiin(m): 3:17pm On Sep 11, 2013
cool story bro
Phones / Re: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by Dovahkiin(m): 10:09am On Sep 11, 2013
adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299299_iph2_jpge57c3280be6d055bb858a48ad6c63157

already present on android , apple playing catch up

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299302_music_jpg820ecf9945f1b69d9d6e30dbd1c04210

Still needs iTunes to put songs videos , heck anything , ill pass


adewasco2k: As always iOS 7 will be available, unbelievably, for free, starting on September 18th

nun unbelievable there m8 , too few ppl wld buy it if they attempted something as stupid as selling it

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299310_iphoto_jpg71686fc6e63a1bee13c10afbaa332023

all most ppl use is pic stitch , hot air

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299353_cpu2_jpg197d4f42351f2c96a21a1c0c4f3bd049

very impressive

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299368_m72_jpgac06887a341639c4ab5829bb6d1a9375

i see potential here

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yawn

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299376_camer_2_jpgf1abab4991a56246a164cd3c0c783c00

very good camera , no suprises here smiley

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299415_touchiid_jpg473147e8b15a93bafc0186146e30fd56

i like the idea

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299331_feattt_jpg351ccf88eff78ae1c412a33c1b37ce19

they look like toys

adewasco2k: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1299483_iphone5s_unl_PNG28face8500155bdbf842e3475a3b845b
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all in all nice try apple but Bleep you

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