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National emergency? Wit Doctors on strike? Dis man wil forever remain a clown

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So, cos u've met her and u love her, d nxt tin is marriage. Thnk dey say true love waits. If marriage is d nxt tin on yr agenda and nt d nxt tin on her's, she shud sacrifice it on d altar of 'yr love dt u said dosnt last'? U nid to grow up criously. If i wer to b ur gal, i'l follow my dream, n get a beta man dt wil apprc8 me wen i'm eventually ready, so cos ur ex is stil single dosnt mean she'l also be afta dumpin ur sori ass, so u thnk u r doin her a fav4 by marryin her. Wot a shallow way of thnkin

Huh

Figure head father everywhere. Som cud b so hrtless, dey wnt contribute anytin meaningful n wil stil want to make decision. Imagine a situation where the man is nt workin, wil wait for the wife to bring salary n wil stil be the one to draw up the budget, and determine how the money wil be spent. God dey sha. Kudos to my papa, evn though we are many, he never shied away from his responsibilities

I thnk its a welcome development cos of the way one sees the army material here and there, like its cheaper and more available than okrika self. Bt i hope the new uniform isnt somting common too, shekarau wil have to change him stategy be that.

Dos flowers r very beautiful

Abeg, na permanent solution to malaria we need. I so much hate Malaria. stil a gud developmnt though

Wot about dis soldier dude dt do giv us updates, af forgotn his moniker now. I jst pray he's safe wereva he is.

Af been expecting this. Wot took u so long Mr. Asari. Game of blames as usual. Mtcheww

There was indeed a country!

Make Brasil no allow d tin wey hapn on tuesday to repeat itself. As 4 dt cortana tin... I jst dey laff, op shame no go catch am tonyt

God knows i dnt understnd a word frm wot u typed

pendusky: "I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankam that characterised the fifa's Nigeria suspension culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga!

What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the NFF ? With this state of affairs, i dare say that Nigerian football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, icebergs and oxbow lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious.

Since Neymar don comot... E be lyk saw wind don blow, we don see fowl yansh

Na real jazz dem use for brazil o... I dey fear German machine. Germany, na only u waka come?

E be lyk say op don impregnate pesin... I pity d babe sha, na OYO she dey

Its anoda year... Dey shud jst stop writing all dis deir open later of shame. Jst adding more heat to d tension on ground alrdy

2 words for you.

Insecurity and inferiority complex.

Der is only one solution to ur problem.







U nid Jesus!
Find him Asap, b4 its too late, so dt u wnt lose ur mum n ur soul in eternity

I fink being beautiful or ugly is subjective.
What is beautiful to me myt be ugly to som1 else
bt if u r talkin abt obvious n advance ugliness, i fink dey shud be happy, atleast for consoling them

This is actually a sad case, i personally wil advise her to leave everytin to God, nemesis will definitely catch up wit him.
Ladies af d ability to destroy a man's future within seconds... In fact der r ways to do dt without carrying gun or usin acid.
Jst go naked b4 ur mirror n cal d guy in question name, say woteva u want to happen to him n so shall it be.


Lol... Was only kiddin. Bt i wil advise her to go n read a book 'forgetting the past by Bob Gass' hop it helps

Amen o! Guess u r rferrin to llb 3

lupey: I'm actually excited about resuming. I can't wait to get my degree done with. I just really pray those law lecturers are as excited as I am. There shall be no leaving the class in annoyance as a result of lack of PA system this semester in Jesus name. Amen!

What took the federal govt wen dey knw dey wer still gonna sign dt damn agreement.
Smh

Yes dear!
Af moved on and u knw it, jst try n erase d past memories, am no longer workin in d past

xtophy: hmmmmm....ALABI ABIOLA GLORY... i can NEVER forget her...

abeg, wu b alabi glory, com n answer o, som1 cnt stop thnkin abt u here

I ddnt come in through pre-degree bt some of my classmates that did said some girls were raped in their hostels by those foreign links students.
The school management should just try and put an end to this madness before they go gaga.

Op wants fresh blood shey.
Awon omo eleje-tutu scarce gan, dem no plenty for market.
Jst improve n i hop u get wot it takes to get d few available ones.
Atleast sugar mummies stil dey der plenty

Dnt mind dem jare, dts why mst of dem fail in school, so d fact dt som pple af failed means subsequent attempts too must fail? U wil be surprised dt d FG myt af its way dis tym around. Naija mentality can be annoyingly poor atymz

oluafolabi: I don't know why it is difficult for some of you to make logical deductions.

Why did the military fail against ASUU?

1) The had the support of Nigerians.
2) ASUU was united in it's fight against the military.
3)They had the support of students too and the military was seen as the oppressive party.

Why will GEJ's ultimatum succeed?

1) ASUU has lost the sympathy of Nigerians.
2) ASUU as a union is divided into several factions now and the government took advantage of that opportunity.
3)They have lost the support of the students and ASUU is being viewed as the oppressive party here.


*sigh* Must we teach y'all everything??

Dnt mind dem jare, dts why mst of dem fail in school, so d fact dt som pple af failed means subsequent attempts too must fail? U wil be surprised dt d FG myt af its way dis tym around. Naija mentality cnt be annoyingly poor atymz

oluafolabi: I don't know why it is difficult for some of you to make logical deductions.

Why did the military fail against ASUU?

1) The had the support of Nigerians.
2) ASUU was united in it's fight against the military.
3)They had the support of students too and the military was seen as the oppressive party.

Why will GEJ's ultimatum succeed?

1) ASUU has lost the sympathy of Nigerians.
2) ASUU as a union is divided into several factions now and the government took advantage of that opportunity.
3)They have lost the support of the students and ASUU is being viewed as the oppressive party here.


*sigh* Must we teach y'all everything??

He actually luks lyk a boko-haram member.
His arrest shows dt his hands aint clean, he mst af been involvd in som shady deals n to evn fink dt he threatnd d peace of d con3, is enuff evidenc to implicate him.
Naija, a con3 wer criminals n corrupt officials go scott-free n r evn celebrated. Smh

neva knew Yuzedo's wife dey nairaland.

my fellow nairalanders, i use dis medium to introduce to u, Mrs Yuzedo of nairaland[quote
author=Faith93]Pleses no insult what I put for nairaland.I onli add
idea for topic.I no no SAE I have enemies for here in nairaland poeple.I
ask for fogivenes if I sin for you popele beforea.pleeseae live Englis
for me wetr I have fault for my brain poelplw understated[/quote]