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I don't know why you lot are arguing over whose breasts are bigger. . . .

Fact is both ur teams have choked on numerous occasions over the years, notably in
Europe and have shown stellar instances of character as well, although United emerge with more
credibility on close scrutiny

Now as per Arsenal.

I think there is a total misplacement of priorities with this team.

Everyone sings the praises of Fabregas or Ade. . . .but that is so totally wrong.

It is like a Sherlock Holmes mystery. You should never look at the most obvious places.

The secret to securing Arsenal some silverware this season lies with Diaby and Eboue.

Now let me expand. . . . .

Take Eboue for example. . . .He has something Walcott sorely lacks. . .Unpredictability
He can take the ball both down the line as well as inside. Walcott always insists on going down
the line especially when he is played on the right wing which makes the job of the defence a lot easier.


As for Diaby. A big man with the skilled feet of much smaller players. In basketball parlance, that gives all
sorts of opportunities to create matchup problems. Use his height against a smaller defender, or use his skills
against clumsy gigantic opponents.

With this I hope I have been able to confuse and not convince you that the success of the Gunners lies with both
Diaby and Eboue.

Hannibal:
You need help, Doyin13!!!!
I would really like to hear that verbally with your Ijebu-Igbo accent.
Bloody doofus, oniranu!!!

Look at this Gambari deifying, ewa vomiting , dyspeptic Agama lizard.
Now let me go and analyse Arsenal. the other member of this irritating duol

Oh my God ,   . . . .

Can't a man simply give an analysis based on his perspicacious insight
without eliciting accusations of moral duplicity.

I think it is tantamount to a degradation of the trust between fellow sapiens
that we are reduced to this tit for tat suspicions of visceral intentions.

This is my analysis of the United=Magpies duel

Obafemi Martins will latch onto Vidic, cause he is stronger and quicker
and should cause serious problems there. I expect at least two goals from
the Nigerian maestro out of that confrontation

Damien Duff should also make Neville wish he was still injured

On the Attacking side, I think Cacapa will nullify any attacking threat
with his Lyon experience.

Plus in the midfieldAlan Smith will dominate Scholes whom he knws well
from his time with United

All in all. . . .United should win 5-0

Bloody North Sea Breeze don make rigor mortis catch Newcastle Players making
tha above analysis largely irrelevant.

road sweeper

Club Bouncer

hahahahaha. . .

Jackal . . .Yo MTV Raps continued up till 1998 albeit
with the attenuated name Yo!, and a different format.

I don't even know why I am bothering myself. . . .

tut tut tut. . .Hannibal

Always have to prove something

I am telling you I watched Oz in 98 and it came on after Yo! MTV raps.

tRoOE:
Dammit i can't believe am going in 2wks , am so freaking excited

wassup with this weather sef, it kind of of chilly, wish he was here

But it's all good few more weeks

freaking hell. . . .i av missed you o

Perverse I knw. . . .but you knw me na

Driver's mate

Dogoyaro

Oz. . . .lol

I remember watching that on Channel 4 back in the days
after Yo MTV raps.

Diaby and Eboue are Arsenal's best players.

I jus feel they are misunderstood

The day you stop watching 24 or Prison break, then I will
feel you worthy enuff to debate.

@Hannibal

Attracting those boys eh. . . .Go on son

chamberman

the Wire's the greatest TV show ever made. Period

Battery charger.

Hannibal:
Your attempt to be a shrink is appaling. . . .
Computer nerd?? Nope . . . .Loud mouth?? Nope . . .Lil Brain?? Of course not!!!
Ma brain power is the size of texas. . . . The greatest discovery since 'opethicus afarensis.

I hope its only size that your brain shares with Texas. I pray its also not as arid.

Sisikill:
That's why he has to make sure he never gets put in the friendzone. It's possible to get out of the friendzone but HARD!




LMAO!  

This is the 2nd time today you have taken a shot at my mentors, wassup with that?

I duel oh, don't even think because I'm a sweet girl I don't know how to use a sword.

Okay, prove it's your six feet under. . . what year did it come out?

walahi talahi. . . .Oga Madam

I no too sure Shege

but I be know say i watch am after Seftember Elefen, but before America
be invade Iraq/

Honestly. . . . .I mean seriously

Gunners fans should so not be dissing any other team right now.

Hannibal:
Ask Doyin13!!!!
I have broken his limbs many times we have clashed on the streets of London.

Do you have to expose me like this. . . .

I am tired of being bullied mehn. . . .Little me

Onyinye, with all this tough talk,
you dey really shake my liver oo

Esusu collector

the people for gbagura village don
talk say dey go cut your penis
for their money wey you carry go

You can not accuse we Naija boys of slacking in this area.

Even me sef I fear the alarming quickness wey Naija boy dey take fall in love.

From hello to I love you in no time at all.

Sisikill:
There's a theory. . . When a guy meets a girl, he's got 48 hrs to make his intentions known. If he doesn't he is packed kicking and screaming to the zone know as. . . The Friend Zone.

I believe this theory, I live by this theory because it was on SCRUBS. Any other show, I might be a little. . . err. . . maybe yes, maybe no but it's SCRUBS! The freaking holy grail of romance, so it's gott@ be true.

Na lie jo. . . .
it was six feet under.

Except one of the writers copied the other.
Which would mean someone has been taking lessons from Seun.

stillwater:
You wish

You bet I do

hehehehe. . . TOUCHE lmao

stillwater:
You must be more skinny and hungry looking than I thought. I bet your collar bones can hold two bags of purewater.

hehehehe I can bet you are so pleased with yourself. Prolly thinking, 'mehn, I am so funny'.

Morenike. . .make my night na and put d kain picshurr wey i like

You knw that my type eh

Chamotex be a big boy cause he come from Texas

Shame about his tool though, turned off even the Countess of Wessex.