₦airaland Forum

This life sef. . .  too many permutations.

But the way I see it is, its either one is manic
about their insecurities or simply doesn't feel
attractive to the opposite sex.

For the former, see a shrink and please not on nairaland,
people like FLCroc will send you to a early grave.

For the latter. . .mehn, go gym, rub pancake, wear corset
to pull that stomach in. Just do something sha.

FL Gators:
I see, I see.

You must be really small, to be worrying

Au contraire. . . I fret I am too big

FL Gators:
Not to naija men who wants tiiringi like chewing packo as women

Na wa oo. . . . I don't know any of my friends that finds anything less than a 12 attractive.

some might stretch to a 10 and a shady 10 at that.


But I guess what affects mental health more is self perception and sometimes its independent
of how others view you. Some people are just manic.

Like me, I am always fretting about the size of my. . . . kai, too much info abeg  

Perhaps I am being insensitive trying to inject some humor.

It still surprises me why black girls get over worried about their
size though. If size 14 is within the dimensions I think it is, then
I would assume it fits right into the size which black males find attractive.

Abi I dey wrong?

The pikin fine. . . .shame about the mama

FL Gators:
Ashewo, nkan ti a n ri si ni ye.

E gba mi oo. Ashewo ke. I am an unbroken pot oo.

Tatase:
Mmmm. . . riiiiiightt!!! You can re-assemble the banana. It's never too late.  

be repping virgin-chic all day everyday darling  

platinumnk:
Anyways for real women here

This is my girl from the a , also a size 14
eat your hearts out . .  also a Nneka  

https://modelmayhm-4.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/070909/23/46e4ca04abd55_m.jpg

Na wa oo. Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are.

Platinum, you are . . . . hmm, make i leave matter abeg.

@topic

Life is too short to worry about such things jo.

Damned if you are, Damned if you aren't is the way our world works.

Only guarantees come from how you feel about yaself.

Katsumoto:
He may have saved some of his colleagues but what about the lives of ordinary Nigerians? The people who died in the pogroms needed more protection than soldiers who were trained to fight anyway.

Ojukwu did not surrender; he ran to Cote d'voire. Effiong was the person who surrendered.

I doubt there was much Gowon could have done really to prevent the pogroms. I agree though
many of the perpetrators should have been punished. One could possibly infer tacit complicity
then I guess.

But boy. . .I don't see anything wrong with size 14 at all.

No tirin gbeku in my radar abeg.

I need a lot of cushion for the pushy.

Oh crap. . . I forgot I am meant to be  an unpeeled banana.

Katsumoto:
I understand the point that you are trying to make but you seem to have forgotten the issues which led to the war. Gowon was head of state but he did nothing to prevent or stop the murder of Igbo citizens in the North. As Head of State, he should have afforded protection to all Nigerians. How was Ojukwu to know what would have happened to his people if he had surrendered early?

Are we getting the chronology right. I read somewhere Gowon actually saved the lives of some of his Igbo colleagues by ordering their lockup when
Hausa soldiers went on rampage in Lagos. I might have read wrongly anyway.

About Ojukwu. What I still can't get my head around was the fact he surrendered anyway.

hehehehehehehe. . .Tatase and Precious metal.

Me thinks you two doth protest a bit too much.

Might you be size 18's like moi.  

Tatase:
Funnily enough, no!  

It's soooo mean to say to someone "you're fat!"  Especially when they're not really! There are people who are undeniably fat, but size 14 isn't unless maybe you're a small child or a midget.

This guy was NOT fat! Not even a bit. He just wasn't naija-guy thin (which can be quite thin, I've found), but like an Ugo Monye- type of rugby player. Or ok imagine a much taller Yakubu (who is a little big for a footballer at times but not like fat in real life). It's like for Nigerians if you're not skinny, then the next thing is you're fat, no in-between.

All these rugby references are making me salivate oo,

Might there be rugby fans on nland.  

Do you know your lock from a prop?

chic2pimp:
Are you. . . . . .

Hmm. . .na so we am oo.

Tatase:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! <shakes head> I think your head exploded yesterday!

Na wa. . you don't like apple pies?

Omiladun

Ekufre

Boniface

Tatase:
you've started! you're not serious!    Size 18 is definitely on the big and juicy end of things which some may call fat, but I wouldn't even start saying fat yet. I've seen FAT and size 18, though approaching irrevocable fatness is not quite there yet. So no, in my opinion you're not fat yet.

hehehehehe. . . In that case, I better get to that box of apple pies.

Yummmmyyyyyyy. . . . .

Ohhhhhhhh. . .that your name is long na.

Anyway. . .here we go again

Ibukunoluwalopojuninugbogboaiyeatiorun

ibkaye:
Sigh

lol. . .Boys eh. They just never learn

Gunther

Me I am a size 18. . .Does that make me fat?

H2O2:
I prefer my ladies tempered, cos i'm a gentle dude.

Okay. . lets put it to the test.

LAKERS SUCK MAJOR BALLS

gbokogboko

@Richyblack.

Something just doesn't seem right with your earlier submission.

If Ojukwu knew he was the obstacle to the Federal forces accepting
some sort of surrender, should he not have left sooner?

He was initially afraid of Igbo annihilation, so what changed his mind about
Federal intentions when he did leave?

H2O2:
Lol legal names Fantasia, Apple, Porschia, Mercedes, Alizae

H202. . . which sites have you been visiting?

H2O2:
I confess
African American babes are exotic and they turn me on.

Hear Hear. . .At least until they tell you their names

Tanika, Mamucita, oborita, Lamuzinda . . .Iyama

ibkaye:
I said i'd call you, don't worry

Raven. . .No gree o.

Hold am for wrapper well well  

Why are they calling me Tokunbo

Gongotiso

ravenzord:
Olatokunbo, does Ravenzord look like a babe to you?    U dey mess up O! My gf in SS3 went by the name of Doyin  .

That was last year abi

ibkaye:
mykoooonos.

You should have mentioned how good your Urhobo was however  

Hehehehe. . .H202, I still dey try make up my mind about you.

One moment na big english like Patrick Obahiagbon, the next moment
na big Yoruba like D.O Fagunwa.

ibkaye:
lol i said i was crap did i not? my yoruba's better however  

hehehehe. . .Thats not saying very much is it